Erik Olson @ErikIsAlive Twitter profile

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10 months

@A24 @IMAX I bet this movie is going to be absolutely awful on many, many levels

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@JenniferCandoli I'm 53 Days Sober Today !!!!! <3

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What kind of dog is this? He was in my back yard just now acting all freaked out

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Smart phones are the human equivalent of a cat in a window. Squirrel! Pelican! Lizard!

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@Earljon8112 I'm 57 and my GF is 30. What is that to you?

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Right now @weekiwachee

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Really Twitter?

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Survivor #tbi

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@Jasmin_work5 I was trying to follow but you were way to fast in that thing. I was running! I even threw an empty pepsi can at you but I missed. I gave up when you went out onto the freeway. I'm not that brave!

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I miss my hair

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Proactive AI #chatgpt #skynet

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Aliens are real! @Timcast @elonmusk

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Survivor ... car crash

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1 year

Really Google?

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1 year

Google homepage today

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Live now and censored by twitter, apparently

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It’s the movie they really don’t want you to see: #WhatIsAWoman ? Watch the explosive documentary starring @MattWalshBlog FREE on Twitter for 24 hrs.

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George Orwell is everyone's favorite example of whatever they are against politically - Simon Whistler

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2 years

@TMzedg Tarpon Springs Florida. Downstairs 70, upstairs 65 at night. I'm not fooling around.

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@JoJoFromJerz She's hot

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@ResisterSis20 She's hot

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1 year

It's a parent's duty to enforce gender stereotypes on small children so they don't grow up stupid and confused

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1 year

3 intelligent, adult women told me that doctors in FL are required to ask if youre gay can refuse any medical care if you say Yes. These weren't blue-haired landmonsters or democrats. One was a Trump supporter but Netflix and TikTok are their only sources of info. Christ Almighty

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1 year

Some people may experience a temporary increase in focus or motivation when they haven't eaten for a while. This is attributed to the body's stress response and the release of certain chemicals like adrenaline and cortisol, which can temporarily boost alertness and energy levels.

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1 year

If you've never seen the original 1960's Star Trek, watch this. It will blow your mind

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1 year

@ReallyAmerican1 "a highly popular President (with NO evidence)" LOL

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1 year

Food Delivery Before 2020: Answer door, show ID, show credit card, sign receipt, give tip, say thank you. Food Delivery After 2020: Bag hits door. Sound of tires peeling out.

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It's no longer politically correct to say "Trans". The new correct term is "Criss Cross Applesauce". Please make a note of it. Also, we have always been at war with Eastasia.

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Dafuk??

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No but I would seriously do her lol

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1 year

Weber Spirit II E-210 2-Burner Liquid Propane Grill, 48 x 26 x 57 inches, Black via @amazon

Weber Spirit II E-210 2-Burner Liquid Propane Grill, 48 x 26 x 57 inches, Black

Open the door to the world of grilling with crazy good food & friends coming together. Equipped with the powerful GS4 grilling system & convenient features such as grill 3 compatible (sold separate...

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1 year

New Rule: Instead of saying "Canceled", say "Wished Into the Corn Field" @Timcast

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2 years

It's The Answer !!!

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@mikaylademaiter Done

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@1Nicdar Deeply

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6 months

"The Khan Song" from Star Trek II the Broadway Musical

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2 years

You don't get snacks every time I walk into the kitchen :/ via @YouTube

You don't get snacks every time I walk into the kitchen :/

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Hey I like black chicks so sue me

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@mikaylademaiter Wife material <3

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I love @IanCrossland on @Timcast for his childlike enthusiasm but sometimes he just needs to quietly listen to the grownups talking

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I was so excited to have my LLC I almost fell for this scam. You have to respect how clever it is!

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4 months

I told my cat that I thought he was a little bit retarded. Even though I was smiling when I said it, he still got mad. The fact that he took me literally kinda proves my point.

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If it wasn't for Alcoholism, telemarketing companies would have no IT people

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3 months

If you say something out loud you can remember it for 10 seconds longer than if you just think it. This is because your brain has an extra buffer to store speech. Doing this can help you remember things longer when you get older and your memory declines. You're welcome

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2 years

Confrontations work out best when the other side starts it. Let them start it. Wave them in. Come on bitch. Hit me.

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9 months

Don't give AI any power

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@Timcast

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6 months

Would you rather be rich or stupid?

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2 years

Just finished with my therapist. She should be paying me for entertainment :D

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6 months

Poetry is just bullshit that rhymes

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1 year

@mmpadellan LOL

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1 year

This is my normal cat Cleo. I also have a retarded cat named Figaro who I'm afraid is starving because I stopped putting his food directly in front of him and saying Here's your Food Eat your Food Hey There is Food foodie foodie foodie

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1 year

#MandelaEffect When did this change????

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5 months

"Confused Travolta" is an example of a real life "Shaka, When the Walls Fell"

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4 months

Bret Crow (@thebretcrowshow) • Instagram reel

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6 months

If you're having a heated argument with your kid, it's probably because your kid is acting like a child and so are you.

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10 months

@libbyemmons I've been following her for a while. She's real, and has a good sense of humor about her condition. Sometimes she gets upset and shares how heartbreaking and frustrating her situation is but mostly she's very upbeat and positive about life

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7 months

I wonder if our collective inability to understand anything before the Big Bang has any correlation with our individual inability to remember anything prior to our own birth?

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7 months

So #HostGator decided I don't have an acct with them anymore-No notice,no billing issue.They just decided people needed to be psychic and renew their accounts or something?After trying to resolve it for an hour I just decided I really don't need that acct anymore.Real Smart,guys!

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Why would I want to celebrate the anniversary of the thing that happened that was so horrible that it caused me to quit drinking after decades and decades? I guess that's not the way you should be looking at it LOL

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I've never known a single person who smoked weed or drank a lot that was remotely interesting

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7 months

The ONE problem that #ClimateCrisis skeptics have is very simple: They believe that any practicing scientist would not be permitted to say that climate change was not a crisis. Every thought after that is void and we don't believe anything you say. THIS Is what needs to be fixed

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@Diane_Jackson7

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Lol @BreitbartNews

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1 year

Mad scientist selfie

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9 months

Pretending a man is a woman is a social construct

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2 years

Now is the time to arm your women

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Suppose they raise taxes on your neighbors, boss, landlord, and customers. What do you think _you_ are going to get??

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1 year

Jesus #breitbart what's going on with your website?

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5 months

How is "Indian Ocean" not racist?

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1 year

@EtsyPottery123 @ResisterSis20 One's hot, one's not LOL

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5 months

If you were raised #Christian and learned the #LordsPrayer , you may have recited it whenever you were in serious danger. Then as you are older this prayer triggers really strong emotions of fear and gratitude for having experienced and survived multiple horrible events

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9 months

Remembering the fire, brought tears to his eyes

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3 months

I wonder what made the substitute security agent so nervous, after Trump survived, that should couldn't control her hands enough to holster her firearm?

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2 years

@Sophieswaney_ Is it huge tracts of land?

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Six months ago I decided to embark on a new journey. Although I've been a software developer for 40 years (!) nothing prepared me for the massive rabbit hole that is Game Development and I still have a LONG way to go, but as of today I'm now an official Steamworks Partner!

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11 months

@NancySinatra @POTUS LOL

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8 months

To every co with a lame site: Maybe your users aren't bitter because they don't like your product. Maybe they mad because, for instance, if they don't login in time the only thing they can do is manually backspace the URL and press ENTER to try again, but you give a sh*t. LOL

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7 months

A naturally humble person is just a puff. A truly humble person is capable of being very arrogant but chooses not to be.

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4 months

What if Roko's basilisk came true except it was because of people not thanking #ChatGPT

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Democrats right now

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I wonder what heroin is like

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How to NOT get italics: "Can you change the title to italics?. Also someone said last night they got an error that said Gateway. Let me know when that and the italics is done? Thanks"

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2 years

When the ONE THING I remembered from high school algebra came in VERY HANDY (and made me look like a genius LOL)

When the ONE THING I remembered from high school algebra saved my ass

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1 year

X-The Generation Racism Forgot-Luckily by the time the Boomers grew too old to be high all the time, theyd missed their chance to fan the flames of opportunistic racism among us but unfortunately this means they did double time on the Millennials and triple time on the poor Zooms

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I'm finally Proud to be a Convicted Felon

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White people who don't have to worry about money, but also didn't earn what they have, are usually democrats because the don't know anything other than what their dumb friends tell them.

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1 year

Believe all Jake Sullivans Early Intelligence Shows Iranian Leaders Surprised by Hamas Attack, U.S. Says

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2 years

@Jordanxom Yes, please. and thank you.

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9 months

There should be a word for that awkward feeling you get when a writer gives you a signed copy of his book and then some time later asks you how you liked it and you didn't read it

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8 months

Brains are Weird. Lately I can't get "Picture This" by #Blondie out of my head. What would suddently make me start thinking of an obscure song on the flip side of a 45 record I had more than 40 years ago? Maybe I should listen to it for some kind of hidden message.

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1 year

There's a #SpecialPlaceInHell for - People who try to checkout a full cart of groceries at the pharmacy counter

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9 months

One side-effect of tools like Chat-GPT is that people are quickly learning how totally useless regular web search tools can be.

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5 months

The reason why young people don't want to make their beds is not always laziness. Sometimes it's the overwhelming desire to get up and get moving. I wish I still had that desire but I don't, so I make my bed.

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8 months

So the reason why we get so many fake followers is so when we post something that IT doesn't like, IT can remove one follower for each new follower we get and artificially manipulate our reach.

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8 months

How does one "Throw myself into my work" when depressed? When I'm feeling low, all I want to do is throw myself onto the couch. I would love to be able to throw myself into my work and get something done :)

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Erik Olson

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2 years

@SalorMoon_Shine Is it okay if they've been biologically neutralized

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