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sober. @wptimeline opinions vary.

Los Angeles

Joined May 2010

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@EricWilzon

Eric

27 days

Trying to be less online. Listen to my podcast if you feel so inclined. We post weekly episodes and bonus episodes for a small subscriber fee. It is a highly enjoyable listen. Chuckles or wry smirk guaranteed.

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27 days

POSTED A MAIN EPISODE ON SPOTIFY AND APPLE AND EVERYWHERE ELSE ON WEDNESDAY. THERE IS ALSO A NEW BONUS EPISODE ON THE PATREON FROM YESTERDAY SORRY WE NEVER POST POSTING IS CRINGE IF YOU LIKE THIS PODCAST THEN GO LISTEN TO THAT STUFF AND TELL A FRIEND MAYBE

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@EricWilzon

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5 years

19 y/o: holy shit this show is STACKED, gonna mosh my face off 23: wow 6 great bands that’s gonna bang...what time does it start? 25: honesty less is more. A four band show is perf 27: Three 28: only one opener? Oh my fuck thank god 30: I no longer have the ability to stand

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7 months

Starts at 9PM and a 4th band gets added to the bill.

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7 months

M. Night Shyamalan says his next film ‘TRAP’ is a horror movie set in a concert where something terrible occurs. Starring Saleka Shyamalan and Josh Hartnett.

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10 months

who's your Epstein client wildcard mine is Dave Grohl

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1 year

When the riff comes back harder and slower

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4 years

help i bought 300 of these back in April of last year what the fuck am i gonna do with all of these goddammit

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11 years

Punk tips: never blast your music at full volume. You need to be able to turn it up in case someone asks you to turn it down.

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5 months

Bragging to the post-covid hc kids about seeing Turnstile play small rooms and them back looking at me with pity.

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6 years

It’s that time of year again @timheidecker

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6 years

@Complex Black Bush is a pinnacle of comedy of the last 15 years

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6 months

Heard new Drug Church demos hope you guys like Alien Ant Farm.

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6 years

Me: Big Mouth: they’re kids and they like SEX Me: okay Big Mouth: like always thinking about SEX and it’s AWKWARD cuz they’re prepubescent KIDS Me: yeah that’s funny I guess Big Mouth: um did you hear me? ITS AWKWARD. AND FUNNY. DO YOU GET IT? Me: y- Big Mouth: SEXXXX LOL

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@EricWilzon

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10 months

Has anyone done this yet

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2 years

I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol

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11 months

The rehabilitation of the genre of nu metal fucking sucks so much kids out here listening to Disturbed bro that shit sucked 20 years ago and still fucking blows now.

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what opinion will you defend like this?

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2 years

@boner_pilled end of tweet?

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5 years

1) weed 2) cocaine 3) the scene in Big Daddy (1999) where the court takes Frankenstein away from Sonny.

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2 years

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3 years

Rick ta Life could have written Kid A, Thom Yorke could not have written Wise to Da Game

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5 years

I’ve posted this before but I’m posting it again cuz it’s cool: @tmbg playing my dad’s record/electronics store in Queens in 1987

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7 years

Nas in a Biohazard shirt

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1 year

The Bear but it’s about a butch lesbian that manages a McDonalds in a highway rest stop outside of Des Moines.

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1 year

The main reason this song resonates with so many people isn’t political. It’s because the song is raw and authentic. We are suffocated by artificiality. Everything around us is fake. A guy in the woods pouring his heart over his guitar is real.

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5 years

@itzthelimit You dragged me too hard w this one fam

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4 years

They Live (1988) was a film about a man who discovers that the ruling class are aliens manipulating people to accept the status quo with subliminal messages in media. Despite being #1 at the box office upon release it was never remade and is rarely streamable or syndicated 🤔

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2 years

@AdamFriedland give him the fucking ridge backpack

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4 months

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Spooky Reverend Doctor Bob Sacamano

4 months

Who’s the Lana Del Rey for dudes? Just the first three I could think of off the top of my head-

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3 years

this fest is dangerous because it's the same company that put on astroworld fest is such beyond braindead idiocy is boggles the mind LIVE NATION PUTS ON LIKE EVERY MAJOR CONCERT EVER YOU DUMB FUUCCCCCKKKK THEY PRACTICALLY HAVE A MONOPOLY ON THE SHITTY MUSIC YOU LIKE

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1 year

Ceremony played a surprise set now I look like a nerd

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1 year

The Woke Mob be like “you come ta me on da day of my son’s top surgery”

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4 years

Anyone done this yet?

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4 years

trump just pardoned Chris Benoit

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2 years

Imagine meeting Morrissey and trying to be nice and make conversation and you say something totally innocent but you see a grimace on his face and you think "fuck did i piss him off" then on his next album there's a song like "You Have Wronged Me, Sickening Fool" and it's ab you.

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6 years

@HuffPost

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5 years

“Existence is suffering” - Noble Truth of Buddha, 6th century BC “Life is fucking pain” - Merauder 1993

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4 years

If you wear a band shirt underneath a sweater or flannel you can wear it again the next day because no one saw it which means it doesn’t count.

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5 years

REMEMBER LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO WHEN JEFFERY EPSTEIN MYSTERIOUSLY DIED IN A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON WHILE ON SUICIDE WATCH

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10 years

Saw this freak of fucking nature in the NY Post today @ericandre http://t.co/8S0nQMl4cY

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4 years

One year sober.

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@EricWilzon

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10 months

pro-tip life hack if you love your girlfriend ask her to marry you highly recommended

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lucretia samuel

@lucretia__rhys

10 months

I’m getting married to @EricWilzon

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@EricWilzon

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4 years

@mtaibbi To suggest that investigation wasn’t warranted is wild and willfully ignorant. trump has been a money laundering sleeze for decades, and his advisors like Roger Stone were basically begging to be investigated.

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10 months

@LocustedJ Cats is an allegory for trafficking.

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8 years

Bernie would've won

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4 years

Just found out that Canadian citizens get $2k monthly in gov stimulus we are all full on fucking morons for living in the US.

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1 month

Minister Louis Farrakhan

@talktuahpod

Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch

2 months

Who do YOU want to see as a guest?! ⬇️ Comment below ⬇️

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2 years

Three years sober.

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2 years

1⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣ days sober.

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5 years

Ramones are cool cuz they essentially wrote children’s music about doing heroin

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5 years

PS: Someone reached out and asked for an example of how you can respond to someone if you don’t have the space to support them. I offered this template:

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1 year

I’m 33 years old today. I am very blessed to have a beautiful life with amazing friends, family, and an incredible girlfriend. I’m am very lucky to be so loved. And very grateful for everyone who listens to the podcast, thanks to everyone who enjoy what Pat and I do!!!

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6 years

When you clown on someone for having creative hobbies you expose your low self confidence. Go back to the bar and your shitty office job.

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6 months

Just witnessed Fred Armisan buying an Agnostic Front record.

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3 years

@TrackerTrial nightmare blunt rotation

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@EricWilzon

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7 years

@timheidecker hey Tim! big fan of On Cinema (been watching since season 2) but I heavily disapprove of these hats that Gregg has been wearing. Very sloppy. Won't be watching anymore!

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2 years

@GELhc WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, SONIC

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5 years

Yo yelling at someone for their privilege cuz they posted an 8 dollar jar of vegan mayo...if you don’t have 8 dollars to make a purchase of a condiment that will likely last you months then you need to get off Twitter and get a job.

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4 years

I like the idea that the dems rigged the presidency but didn't bother to rig the senate, great plan.

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5 years

While you were at the Have Heart reunion I was studying the blade

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10 months

I’m four years sober today and very thankful. Cheers.

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5 years

There’s only four valid forms of self expression, professional wrestling, podcasts, hardcore, and the makeup vids my gf likes

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4 years

I don’t like the episodes of king of the hill where Bobby is sad

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11 months

Pro tip life hack: coffee in the morning. Great way to start your day. You’ll thank me later.

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6 years

If Kurt Cobain was still alive he'd be mad bloated and on the Joe Rogan podcast being deeply resentful and bitter about the people who ruined his comeback solo album for the controversial thing he said in 2003.

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4 years

Today I am six months sober.

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7 years

. @wresnocontext

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2 years

Kate W. Bush

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1 year

The spirit of punk and hardcore has inspired me to do everything I do and go out and get what I want when it seems far away or unattainable. When I’m sober for almost 4 years that’s hardcore. When I produce television that’s hardcore. When I podcast that’s hardcore.

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Everything I have and everything I am is from hardcore music. If you see me playing love songs on an acoustic guitar you just saw hardcore. You don’t get to decide

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1 year

“Who lost the debate last night???” you did by watching it motherfucker

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4 years

REMEMBER A FUCKIN YEAR AGO WHEN EVERYONE THOUGHT THE JOKER MOVIE WAS GONNA GET PEOPLE KILLED

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1 year

High Vis. Important band.

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2 years

CUM APOLOGY is the name of my crust band

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4 years

Seen Power Trip too many times to count. A lot of bands tried the hardcore crossover thrash and sucked at it. But not them. What a fucking force of nature they were. Truly a band you could see countless times and still be stoked to see again when they came back around. RIP Riley.

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2 years

raccoons are the best animal, it's like you mixed a mischievous cat with a fat dog and gave them weird hands

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3 years

Two years sober.

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1 year

Joke flopping in the group chat

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6 years

By age 30 you should have: - honestly whatever dude, everyone progresses at their own rate and anyone who isn’t your dad making you feel like crap for your situation relative to your age can go fuck themselves and mind their own business. - chronic back pain

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1 year

I like when tech bros judge the labor of others and are aghast that people who work hard manual labor jobs be entitled to a healthy wage when they get six figures for sending 2 emails a day from home.

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1 year

Fun with numbers: UPS drivers will make $170k a year by the end of their new contract... ~$80 an hour in 2029 (really?) 10 hour shift = $800 how many packages per hour, 5? 10? $800 / 50 packages = $16 in wages per package? $800 / 100 packages = $8 per package? My theory..

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4 years

No amount of lockdown will ever make this look fun

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4 years

7 months sober

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6 years

@ghostgarbage @NintendoUKVS NSFW/NSFL tag pls

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4 years

5 months sober

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6 years

Is this the same @VICE that bought up a bunch of buildings in Brooklyn that were acting as DIY venues so they could make a headquarters for their garbage clickbate articles and faux gonzo journalism?

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Without Small Venues, the UK Doesn't Have a Music Industry

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1 year

WOW

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Martin Scorsese has joined Letterboxd.

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3 months

If you get a 50 y/o woman fired from her shit Home Depot job she needs for health insurance cuz she used her one bit of freedom this fucking country affords you which is the right to express yourself however you please she should be legally allowed to stick a gun down your mouth

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5 years

It has been renamed the Mothman Monument

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5 years

The Washington Monument during the fireworks is pretty fuckin terrifying

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1 year

Blue oyster cult doesn’t get enough credit for being sick as hell

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4 years

Telling my kids this was Mark Kozelek

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4 years

which 25 ta life song is this

@realDonaldTrump

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH (BRING OUR SOLDIERS HOME). VOTE!

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4 years

People who listen to ska get the vaccine first

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4 years

This is the best representation twitter i have ever seen

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5 years

@FINALLEVEL They really put Shaq on there 😂

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4 years

Thinking about the time Rick ta Life's wife posted "happy anniversary ❤️" on his wall and he commented "oi oi"

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@EricWilzon

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20 days

How do I get this philosophy competition for biggest loser on the internet off my fucking TL? I hate this shit. Go watch baseball. Go have sex. Listen to Neil Young. Life is not that fucking deep.

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2 years

"don't listen to the smiths today" i listen to the smiths every day, sorry to break it to you

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"Lou"ReedTyranny

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what's your favorite album made by a guy who sucks?

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4 years

@IJasonAlexander Workplace comedy about Postal Employee Newman and his co-workers.

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4 years

Apparently the debate last night made my mom cry so it's now my duty as an Italian son to fuck up donald trump.

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4 years

petition to take this off of spotify so i don't have to see it when i wanna listen to black flag

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6 years

ya’ll scared to moan.....i be in my girl ear like

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