Last night's
#BB20
was painful to watch. We all like a good Revenge of the Nerds story. Instead, we got the football player getting the girl & then shoving his nerdy friend into his locker. It's like AC Slater pushing a loyal Screech down the stairs & making out with Lisa Turtle.
Go Nicole! She is kind and levelheaded. Handled herself really well. Her parents must've really deserved it in order to make her lock them in the basement!
#BB21
Yo
@SwaggyCTV
, is there any way you can get back in the
@CBSBigBrother
house and shake some sense into Fessy? He needs some of Swaggy's swag right about now. The dude took too many hits during his football career. Please help him, help us! We need Swaggy!
#BB20
It's now official. The SUMMER OF STEIN is returning to
#RHAP
for
#BB21
. In other news, this gentleman is now my Possum King. I stan him and will follow him straight to hell & back.
#PossumKing
Not much point to strategy, when ultimately you just have to send home that week’s quitter. Totally wasted, disastrous HOH. Full alliance still there, O can’t play HOH. Lame. Need to close this quitting loophole before season 2. Ruins the game.
#BBCeleb
Without exaggeration, that task should have taken 25 seconds max. She could have transported it in order!!! There were jeans with feet, a midsection with a clearly outlined hoodie in a different color, and a head!!! The producers must be dying!!!
#BB20
They are about to make a big mistake. Tommy is more likely to win comps, re-align, and win jury votes. Strategically, he’s gotta go. Bad, bad choice.
#BB21
Reality TV as we know it does not exist without Rudy Boesch. He epitomized what so many of us love about unscripted shows - he was real.
#RIPRudy
#Survivor
Life imitating art...
FULL HOUSE S6 Ep15
"Jesse wants to get Nicky and Alex on the "fast track" in their education by having them attend a prestigious upper crust preschool. Jesse will do absolutely anything to make that happen, even falsifying information on the application."
@robcesternino
@TylerCrispen2
OOF! I'm so sorry to hear that this relationship needs mending. I know
@robcesternino
was a day 1, never flip-floppin', TyCrispy real one. I'd love to help you guys hash this out over a plate of JC's famous spaghetti and beef sauce.
An under reported factor in why this is a great
#Survivor
season. The remaining players are so damn nice. They've proven you can play hard while still being likable.
#survivordavidvsgoliath
Since we were unable to dabble in Summer of Stein nonsense this week, I'll be joining
#RHAP
live after tonight's episode. Good luck to
@ArmstrongTaran
, as he tries to keep me focused on the episode and not just recapping an hour of Book Cameos.
#BB20
Happy birthday to the never flip-floppin’ day 1 ride-or-die real one
@robcesternino
! Hope you feed the positive today and your birthday celebration stays crushin’ it!
That was a lot of fun! Well, until the last two minutes. People give up and go through a lot to go on the show. We don’t want to see them go home before they have a chance to play the game. Otherwise, that was good times!
#BB21
10 years ago, I ALSO had nothing going on in my life & no career prospects, so I talked w/Rob about Saved By The Bell for 3.5 hrs & we haven't stopped talking nonsense since. Congrats Rob! Im amazed, impressed, & entertained by what you do daily. Now I just need to find a job too
Ten years ago, I had nothing going on in my life and no career prospects so I started a podcast about the TV shows I was watching...
This is the story of ROB HAS A PODCAST:
I want to keep feeding the positive & stay crushin' it this summer, but I can't remember how I'm supposed to do that. Book a cameo? Cook something like a beef sauce? Smash melons w/Gallagher? My men, what is good?!? What am I forgetting? Scotty doesn't know!
#BB21
#RHAP
Why are Tyler, Sam, & Kaycee trying? Exposes their competitive abilities, will anger nominees they know aren’t leaving, the evicted person will still be in the game to target them, can’t play HOH next week...wtf!
#BB20
@robcesternino
@TylerCrispen2
HOLY MOLY! I'm distraught. My men, what IS good? I took the initiative to arrange a Beefsauce Detente. We'll also serve Glenn's salad. Guests of honor include: Paulie, Mommy, Baby Dino the Dog, & Victoria the Voicemailer. PS Scottie doesn't know this is happening. XOXO, Clammy E
I love how all week on the feeds they talked about how this game had a huge mental component. The game is called CHOP, BONK, SPANK...let's not get crazy here!
#BB20
After a 3 day long struggle in my apartment, I just defeated 3 gnats in a battle of wits. For 10 seconds, I was very self satisfied. But ultimately, I realized that I basically just defeated Foutte.
#BB20
REALeric4sure Spoilers for tonight’s
#SummerOfStein
Week 9
#RHAP
#BB20
:
1) No call from Victoria
2) For the first time in show history, there IS an official hashtag for the episode
3) Baby Dino the Dog briefly appeared. He wants to break Mr Pectacular’s guest appearance record
I co-created a show that premieres today on Disney+ called BEST IN SNOW. There’s tons of holiday family fun for all ages (animation, singing, Kermit) + a giant reality competition wrapped into one. I hope you check it out and enjoy it with your family!
If Jackson wins tonight, he will be (at least) the 4th winner to have pissed their pants on their season. For anyone on BB22...that's a next level strategy to consider.
#BB21
#peenotcheckers
Cliff (aka The Possum King) shouted me out! I'm weak in the knees. For remembering that I exist, getting off the block, and having a pet skunk...I give Cliff the first 5 FOO rating of the season. Keep up the good work!
#BB21
Tamar is an all-time great in the diary room. I'd already put her in the top 10. Which other houseguests gave all-time great DR performances?
#CBBUS2
#BBCeleb
Potential Returnees I’d Love to See Play
#BB20
Again:
Monica
Howie
Jen J.
"Now Quite Sane” James
Parker
Renny
Michelle C
Jessie
Ronnie
Matt
Enzo
Shelly
Dom
Ian
Amanda
Aaryn
Andy
Helen
Derrick
Devin
Johnny Mac
Shelli
Vanessa
Michelle M
Justin
Maslow
Text re: tonight’s Live RHAP show in NYC:
Me: I might bring some watermelons tonight. Okay, tons of watermelons. Ya know...Jackson & Gallagher...I may have secured a sledgehammer
@robcesternino
: I won’t get my deposit back
Me: Whaaaat a life we lead at the SVA Theatre
#BB21
To counteract the hundreds of anxiety-inducing posts in our timelines, here is a happy picture of Baby Dino the Dog wearing a tuxedo. Keep feeding the positive!
#staycrushinit
#RHAP
#Survivor
#BB22
@robcesternino
I reached out to a mutual friend for their thoughts on this incredible achievement:
Rob, my man WHAT IS GOOD? You’ve been here since DAY ONE. I remember all my ride or dies from the beginning, I see who flip flops. You are a real one. Keep feeding the positive & stay crushin’ it
Cameo has provided me with hours of entertainment. I was not prepared for this instant classic, from a past Big Brother contestant no less.
@robcesternino
@Keev26
I still can't believe that we're getting to watch this cast play Survivor! It's so much fun being genuinely excited for each episode.
#Survivor
#Survivor40
Sometimes people can take
#BB20
too seriously. Thankfully, this podcast was not one of those instances! If you need a break from all of the strategy talk or crazy fans, listen to us have fun and remember to actually enjoy the show we love by embracing all of the the nonsense!
The pressure to choose between Rent: Live, the Royal Rumble, and
#CBBUS2
#CelebBB
is overcoming me. I can't imagine more than 25 other middle aged men on the entire planet share this conflict with me.
Have you ever noticed that when past houseguests go back on the show, they start posting lots of random shit to engage their fanbase before the season starts. It's a clear cut tell.
#BB21
About to meet with the same important guy that I did a few weeks ago. Got off at the wrong subway. Had to walk a bit. Guess what? I’m mighty clammy again.
#mightyclammy
#ClammyE
#oof
#rhap
#bb20
4) Podcast ran longer than production expected. Several things were broken...primarily our Rob and Eric’s spirits. Needed to stop down many times
5) Eric wore a Friday Night Lights t shirt. His catchphrase for Fessy was NOT clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.
I don’t watch Games of Thrones. But I love TV and I love when people’s favorite things make them happy! I hope everyone LOVES the
#GOTFinale
. Dont fret over every minor detail. Enjoy the epic end of your favorite show! Have fun!!!
#GameofThronesFinale
This cast is extremely gracious and are good sports all around. It would be fantastic if the show/Natalie would auction off her iconic jacket for charity tonight. Natalie, Angelina, and Jeff...get out the Sharpie and make it happen!
#Survivor