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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

3 months

The best damned old school magazine out there! Almost 4 years going strong!

Smoldering Dung Games

@smolderingdung

3 months

Flipping & Turning #16 is now available for free download! Woo hoo! Thanks to everyone in the great Grog Empire for your contributions to this worthy cause. Print copies will be available soon!

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

9 months

Someone in an AD&D facebook group is seriously trying to make the argument that githzerai and githyaki are THE iconic backbone creatures in D&D. Please tell me no one here agrees with that.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

7 months

My collection is complete! I still have my original dice and players book but lost the rest of this set over the years.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

3 months

Good old Greyhawk, where Gary Gygax never shied away from an opportunity to show us just how much he hated women. Oh wait…

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

5 months

The motherlode!

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

Meet Murlynn, the 1HP Magic User. I’ll be bringing into a B/X game soon. Detect Magic is his only spell. The dice don’t lie!

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

@suestroud @trolllordgames See? This is why gatekeeping is a must.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

@trolllordgames “They” don’t allow this anymore. You can’t as a business, but as a measly player/DM it is absolutely imperative to GATEKEEP the eff out of one’s games nowadays to keep out the “everything is politics” crowd.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

@ChrisFranklin76 @MattWallace888 You’re right except for “boy/girl”. It’s BOY. Only.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

Gary Gygax letter in Alarums & Excursions, 1975:

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

6 months

Who says you can’t start a totally new career at 45? 😎

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

4 months

@Jeremyakee A massacre site in Bosnia, about 4 years after the incident. I didn’t know, told my Sgt I felt off. He told me.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

@DyingBreedTT “I can see you.” “Then you can see my fucking gun pointed at your face.”

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

10 months

Sarcasm is a dying art apparently. How did so many miss this? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

Homemade sliced sirloin cheesesteak w/ a homebrewed Czech dark lager.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

3 years

@stacipumpz_ @MaxBlumenthal @joerogan You're free to try it. Giddyup.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

9 months

They don’t know what they are walking into… I’ve never started a campaign in a tavern. Not once. What better time to break the ice than a high level campaign with characters portalled in from old games? Four more days…😎

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

Now that’s a D30 table you won’t see in use in 5e! 🤣

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

Now THIS is a sandwich!

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

Come on Ernie! Let’s get some Divine Intervention.

That Guy With The French Accent

@BenoistPoire

1 year

Pray for Ernie. He needs strength right now.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

10 months

First time making prime rib at home.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

1st Annual (maybe?) Memorial Day weekend 1e AD&D “Appalacicon”

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

7 months

@Mech_Warrior894 @politicalawake @TheCultureWar02 And correct

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

@Technoir Nah. Pronouns. HUGE red flag.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

17 days

I don’t know what to do with this now. Completely lost interest in reading it. If you’re interested, convince me to send it to you.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

This is a proper backstory.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

3 months

@BartemyS @elonmusk Did it feel good to get this off your chest?

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

@itsginnydi Any mention of safety tools is a telltale sign that a player will not be joining our group. So they’re good for that. 🤣

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

3 years

@huskyhuskarl Oddly enough, we're in agreement too. Anyone who needs a safe space should not be in my games!

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

3 years

Them: "No one cares about your backwards edition and you can't fill tables anyway." Reality: I filled an AD&D 2e game at my local game store in less than 24 hours!

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

@huskyhuskarl The problem is the word “safety”. This isn’t fucking combat. If you feel unsafe at a table/online, talking and rolling dice, you need a doctor and to immediately vacate my game.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 months

@BenSmit07650631 @AntiLibWombat Only if you’re black

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

6 months

I fucking hate that when I open twitter it always quickly shows me something I want to see, then it disappears and I can’t find it. What the fuck is that?!??

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

@BoundingComics Wanna solve all of your D&D troubles? Remove WOTC from your tables. #TSR4LIFE

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 months

@DocViviLeandra Re: Gary Gygax… good! Label him whatever you want, I’m going to agree with it and cherish it because in his time, you wacko fucking cretins didn’t pollute our tables. So clearly, he was RIGHT.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

4 months

@lissthesassy @llddiiss I reported you instead.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

3 years

T for Twitter and some AD&D goodness.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 months

Killed a fucking illithid. Didn’t want to waste it.

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@ErebusValmar

1 year

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

@NewsHour I hope the Gygax family sues the balls off of you scumbags.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

3 years

@ElijahSchaffer I welcome this "forcing" she speaks of. I wonder if she truly grasps the outcome of such an attempt.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

Could be me and my friends in the pic.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaahahhhhahahahahahhaahahahha

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

3 years

#OrangeSpineFellowship

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

6 months

I finally made it into the baseball world. I just accepted a job as head of security for a minor league baseball team!

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

10 months

@orpheushangar @SimplyShae13 @Slotfloppies1 @mattig89ch Most of their “phobias” are nonsense. We’re not scared. We’re laughing at you.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

6 months

For those who run full homebrew worlds: do you tend to focus on one kingdom/region or do you try to play the whole world regularly?

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

@PunishedErik I solved most of my D&D issues by removing WOTC from my games.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

I turn 45 today. My goal was to bench 245. With only loud ass Metallica as a spot, I put it up twice. 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

3 years

This account (my first foray on twitter) was intended to act as my favorite character's "voice" in the realm of D&D (mainly AD&D) social media. I'm going to refocus on the original intent as arguing with 5e weirdos has lost its luster.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

@joepabike @libsoftiktok Yes. No backing down. Never.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

Lol. Yup these people still exist. Between this and their segregation room, I won’t ever see the inside of this once epic convention.

Chris Pramas

@Pramas

2 years

My sincere thanks to @Gen_Con for again requiring masks and proof of vaccination at the show this year. At a time when most of America has simply given up on mitigation efforts, I really appreciate them doing their best to safeguard their attendees and guests from the pandemic.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

First time playing Castles & Crusades… lets see how this goes.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

Keep these freaks as far from your games as possible!

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

8 months

Why is twitter suddenly showing me hundreds of political posts from accounts I don’t follow? Anyone else experiencing the same?

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

6 months

It’s crazy how long it takes to advance through the higher levels when you follow the rules (AD&D). Even with generous treasure and frequent adventuring, Valmar has been 9th level for about a year of real time now. 2,300 to go!!!!

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

Blame my kids lol

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

@troonytoons Transphobe is a brand of honor.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

@Spelljammer101 @Wizards_DnD The enemy of my enemy is NOT my friend in this case. Sorry. I’m not on board with uniting with the danger hairs.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 months

@LimeyAlgodoo @hodgetwins @MrBeast *His

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 months

D&D just landed me in the hospital. 😑

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

Time for Murlyn to make his bones!

Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

Meet Murlynn, the 1HP Magic User. I’ll be bringing into a B/X game soon. Detect Magic is his only spell. The dice don’t lie!

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

I have 3 daughters. I’m sure many tortures lie ahead, but here at 12 my oldest has provided the first. She loves Weezer. 😡

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

5 months

Back to 1:1 arguments. I’m done with the safety tools freaks. Blocking every idiot who supports them because they’re a freak plague on this hobby.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

7 months

@JamelleCooper @Mech_Warrior894 @politicalawake @TheCultureWar02 Meaningless word.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

11 months

Fucking dog just knocked me into a nail. Ripped… this hurts way worse than I expected.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

4 months

@TheBottomG_1100 @VividProwess @piersmorgan As many as was necessary!

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

10 months

@GoodmanGames @HailOrcusdorkus Surprised he passed the racial litmus test.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

6 months

@thebeardedfan1 I’d just say no.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

@Crossface02 Those who’ve been propagandized by these types of videos must be avoided at all costs. They will 100% ruin your games.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

@NFT_Adventurers @osgamer74 @A_DungeonDelver 🤣🤣🤣 yeah I’m gonna let people into my games who exist to intentionally destroy the game. Go screw. It’s impossible to gatekeep them from playing, but you’re damn right I’m going to gatekeep my tables as hard as is humanly possible.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

First time playing Gamma World. My character is a mutant deer named Old Spice who thinks he’s a human.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

7 months

My gold medal brown porter. I brew this 2-3 times a year. I love this beer.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

Good. Wotc hates me as much as I hate them. We’re square now at least.

GeekyBugle 🇲🇽🇪🇸

@GeekyBugle01

2 years

#OSR #TTRPG #DnD #WotC #Wotzi #OGR Stop giving money to people that hate you @KasimirUrbanski @VengerSatanis

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

3 years

@huskyhuskarl Yes, because it's ridiculous to act as if I am pulling out pockets full of spiders at the table to scare them. Regardless of what twitter says, these people are rare. The other players don't deserve to have their fun ruined.

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@ErebusValmar

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

@sapph0sfriend Ok, kid. Since apparently I have to choose, I still choose “no politics (oppression)”. You can even call me a nazi.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

All of this OGL talk is hilarious to me. Just play REAL D&D… the ones with ampersands! You all never should’ve touched WOTC products to begin with!

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

Jineeva 1e tomorrow, 2e Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday! And this little gem arrived while I was on vacation:

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

4 months

I don’t only home brew D&D. 😎

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

10 months

Merry Christmas to all!

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

1 year

Need opinions. I’ve been asked to DM a group who’ve been playing together for years, fit my play style, and are willing to play the edition and content that I decide. But I have never met any of them (hook up through mutual friend). Should I charge? At least initially?

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

11 months

Keyon is a piece of human shit. Keyon goes to McDonald’s in his black SUV, then throws the entire bag of garbage on someone else’s property. Don’t be like Keyon because they’re an asshole.

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@ErebusValmar

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Politics and all else aside, when WOTC radically changes the art style, as they have multiple times during their ownership, they upend how players “see” their fantasy world. This, more than anything, is why their versions of what they call D&D have never interested me.

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@ErebusValmar

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Time for in person, at a game shop, AD&D 2e with new people. Let's do this!

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

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@TimcastNews Would be easier than a video game… bring it.

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@ErebusValmar

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@GiantSlayerRPGs B. Who would say otherwise?!?

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

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@Ulyssesthebear @9mm_smg @DonaldJTrumpJr I learned awhile back that catturd is a piece of shit. Blocked me for being a conservative who drives an EV, long before Elon became a hero of the right. Fuck that fagala.

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

2 years

Read some of this thread for extra pathetic examples of 5e’ers.

Matthew Mercer

@matthewmercer

2 years

#CriticalRoleSpoilers If you need to take some time to process, that is ok. Just know there is trust and agreement at our table for this game and the challenges it offers. The darkest moments often lead to the brightest epiphanies. Love you all. <3

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Valmar Erebus 🦹🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️📖

@ErebusValmar

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Guess which one I am? 🤣