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Comedian all day. Offbeat sense of humour.

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Joined February 2020
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3 months
The crowd showing their appreciation for Iona singing.
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All kicking off in Rutherglen. Couldn't get closer because of the huuuuge crowds. 😎 Community note: more people in the adjacent bus stop.
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@GBNEWS He's already getting free accommodation and meals.
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We've got a live one! 😎
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@ScotExpress Ffs I was in Argyle Street this morning. Enough is enough. This needs a criminal investigation now. Greer needs immediately suspended for encouraging the hate.
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@ruth_wishart Can you explain to the tourist industry why you are wanting to help in decimating their trade?
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2 years
@KJ00355197 He's welcome to try that on a Glasgow bus. Saturday night 18, 21 or 75 highly recommended.
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@JustStop_Oil Once you have successfully campaigned in China, Russia and India, then come back here. They are the biggest polluters.
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@markthehibby @ForWomenScot @DalgetySusan Ever get a feeling more than a few SNP politicians are wondering why the hell they teamed up with the Greens.
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@murdo_fraser @tisme101 @ScotParl @NicolaSturgeon I think she has overstepped the mark there. The PO should have stepped in there. That would not have been tolerated in Westminster, nor I think in most other parliaments.
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@ziggy6769 @edinburghcastle @HumzaYousaf Proof that Scotland has gone nuts if they change the name because it's taken years for the Braveheart brigade to find out the name. Keep the name.
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2 years
@markthehibby OMFG what has happened to the Scot Parliament? No wonder the country is screwed.
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@Janela_X He's ripping them apart. Not through malice but by factual information. The consistent theme is that the Scot Govt were only interested in short term political goals, with zero interest in long term outcomes.
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@LesleyRiddoch I do believe transport is devolved. Try aiming criticism appropriately.
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#AwfullyBritish2021Predictions Public holidays will be replaced by public lockdowns.
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@GBNEWS What is a "birthing person"? Equality doesn't bother me, but there is a need for basic common sense.
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@MhairiHunter You have completely missed the point. The SNP announced that they were suspending political activity for the weekend as a sign of respect. Less than 24 hours later Ms Slater makes an inappropriate and ill-timed comment. She's a minister. People expect better.
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@Jen4Scot @taf0650_f Point 3 about media fatigue is spot on. Critical briefings must be concise, clear and key points repeated for understanding. Her briefings are political spin exercises.
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@LeoKearse Good thing he's not in Scotland. He'd be shortlisted as an MSP...
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@HumzaYousaf Where will they live? There's a housing shortage in Scotland, not that you seem to have noticed.
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@RupaHuq You are an elected MP. That comment is out of order.
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@ziggy6769 She certainly understands the phrase "I don't recall"...
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@LabourRichard It's flawed legislation that the FM has tried to railroad through. Even the most ardent indy supporters have voiced concerns.
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@SilvioTattiscon What's more damaging is the 25,000 crimes that are going to be ignored. Be interesting to see crime figures in 12 months.
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@AgentP22 They sort of blow their case when they use the phrase "Butcher's Apron". Perhaps they should look at the care home and drug deaths in Scotland first...
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Can't get into the bank because activists are blocking entrance. Police in attendance. People can protest but they are stopping others carrying out essential business. Anything to say @ScotGovFM
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@SkyNews Would dealing with drug deaths, and clarity of Covid restrictions, not be more important than her playing student politics?
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@GBNEWS Well, that's the Pyramids on the naughty list... 😎
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@Fyrishsunset He's also rather more qualified than others.
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@HarveyThomson So under 25 they are deemed immature with regards to criminal responsibility, but at 6 mature enough to make life changing decisions, possibly irreversible? We need this lot out of politics altogether.
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SNP HQ at midnight 😎
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@ScotNational @BorisJohnson Is this supposed to be satire? A three year old could have written it more fluently.
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@CeeGraham1 While you're in Glasgow, there are homeless people having to sleep in the rain.
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@Dutch314 I had a friend who had terminal cancer, and looked beautiful and healthy. You are just one nasty individual.
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@markthehibby It baffles me why the SNP insist on having them on board. They've shafted everything, and I mean everything they have had a hand in.
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@ziggy6769 The bond market is the scariest. But I notice how he actually mentioned safeguards and due diligence, meaning they won't actually issue any bonds. But it's a fancy soundbite for the audience who don't understand how risky external bonds are.
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@GitGrumpygit Everything is a freebie in Scotland unless you work nowadays.
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@Kanyou95 @nats_tired @1874JJ If it is something that hits the news, it would have to be very serious this close to the election. She is looking overly stressed, beyond what would be expected for a First Minister. She's also losing her temper, which is a bad sign.
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@markthehibby I watched that 3 times and still don't understand what Harper was asking. Embarrassing.
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@MikeStewart79 And they are quite happy to consume a beverage made in England 😎
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@thoughtland Pity they were silent around 7th October...
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@GregHands @Snowy273 @ScotTories Boom! Don't the SNP MPs ever do any research first?
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@markthehibby She needs to grow up. If anyone behaved like that in a business meeting they would fired.
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@IngrameThomas What angered me more was Humza blaming WM for bringing in the legislation. He said he knew nothing about it. He's got 43 MPs down there.
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@theSNP @joannaccherry @StephenFlynnSNP Mmm, so how will these parents heat their homes if your Green colleagues get their way and ban gas boilers etc? In fact, where will these families live since Harvie has threatened them with blocking mortgage applications?
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@Fyrishsunset I have no sympathy for those who voted the SNP back in. Just think, they have almost five more years of this to go.
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@SilvioTattiscon Hopefully her uni has sacked her as well.
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@HumzaYousaf What rights are those? I have neighbours and work colleagues from a range of backgrounds. Not one of them has different rights to anyone else. Nor is there any racism or bigotry.
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@JCDDHH @BBCScotland Same here. I learned a whole new vocabulary of swear words as well 😎
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@Nimble_Pumpkin @Margare77981019 @PeterAdamSmith @itvnews This could get much bigger than the Godley stuff. Israel's new leader has been invited to COP26 by Boris. Oops.
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@wullyRFC54 @georgegalloway @Alliance4Unity Remember that every vote that goes to another party, the SNP need 2 to counteract it properly.
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@SilvioTattiscon Dangerous driving. Think a ban is coming up followed by a sharp increase in his insurance premium.
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@Ross_Greer @scottishgreens @scottishpsc Have you spent time with the Jewish Community to discuss their issues, particularly with hostages still being held? Serious question.
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@apthous @CarlosD22428844 @SmallGingerGirl Yes. And he should have reported this himself. It's a data breach.
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@Alliance4Unity @taf0650_f I'll never vote SNP again anyway. I stopped the minute they released a certain Libyan. My decision was personal, as I knew 4 of the victims. Their current performance has cemented that decision.
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@ScotNational But higher than the rest of the UK...
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@joannaccherry @BBCr4today Not helped by the likes of Ross Greer standing in public demanding basically a boycott of Israel and anyone associated with Israel, whilst chanting "victory to Palestine". Politicians need to be mindful of their behaviour.
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@ziggy6769 It wasn't a one off event either, which is bad enough, but multiple times. That guy is going to be a danger.
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@ScotNational @StephenFlynnSNP The same Stephen Flynn who is very likely to lose his seat next year...
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@AgentP22 Here's a close up...
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@AngelaRayner How about one of your MSPs who asked people to turn up, in clear breach of Covid restrictions?
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@ScotExpress @HumzaYousaf I know someone who suffers badly from asthma. He can get lost. How about getting rid of all the ministerial limos instead?
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@ScotNational He's been elected to serve all of his constituents, not his own interests.
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@benjaminbutter @talkRADIO @RobbieRinder 4 year old children able to make a decision? What planet are you on?
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@MareeToddMSP What about the hostages? Don't they have a right for support?
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@markthehibby I think the SNP has a rather large split. They're trying to keep it quiet, but something will come out. Will happen in WM as Sturgeon has too firm a grip in Holyrood.
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@ScotNational There was a bigger queue in the Co-op across the street.
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@markthehibby @loufenwick @scothospgroup If Greer had done his research properly he would have known this. But he's never worked in a business setting and doesn't appear to understand basic analysis.
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@AgentP22 Seems a bit of a piss take, but that nasty side of me hopes that Douglas Ross takes action against that commentator 😎
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@ArgyleBecky Political suicide if they do. The only charges I would accept are those given to people who regularly miss appointments without good reason.
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@KennyIBoyle Hate to burst your bubble, but Paddington is a fictional character...
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@roketronnie To be brutally honest, she should never have reached cabinet level, let alone FM.
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@Ross_Greer @scottishgreens Victory to Palestine? Are you advocating the destruction of Israel? Serious question.
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@LeePirie @NatalieDon_ @theSNP In Scotland we also have no ferries, dropping education standards, money being withheld from businesses, mental health waiting lists through the roof. Just for balance.
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@ziggy6769 He's reached a position he wouldn't get near in the business world. His lack of senior level commercial experience leaves him open to manipulation. Having good advisors can alleviate this, but would he listen?
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@IngrameThomas I cycle a bit (minus spandex) and there are more than enough cycle lanes in Glasgow. They aren't used by that many cyclists either. Waste of money.
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@Janela_X He's just ripped the "zero Covid" to shreds.
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@markthehibby She's totally lost the plot. Being serious, she needs removed from public office.
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@Janela_X He seems to think we've had 300 years of propaganda. He's the one who believes a 30 second advert by the SNP or Alba.
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@Janela_X @JohnSwinney If I presented misleading statistics in my job I would be lucky to keep it.
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@benonwine He's welcome to try that on the Glasgow to Larkhall train any time 😎
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#christmasiscancelled Watching the mass exodus from London. Time for a reboot of Escape From New York.
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@AgentP22 He shouldn't be near any official position. Ever.
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@FacundoSavala I've read the transcript. Actually struggling to find a suitable expletive. A Tory MP not only exposing what has been happening, but wants devolution strengthened. Simply highlights the differences between proper politicians and Klingons.
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@AgentP22 If aliens invaded they would still blame the English 😎
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@ArgyleBecky No chin, Village People moustache, scrawny neck. Looks like the love child of Beaker and Chapman 😎
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@Fyrishsunset @AgentHomepride @RhiannonV I hope to hell this isn't the case. But if it is, someone is not suitable to hold public office.
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@markthehibby Standard answer. "Look" ie how dare you ask that question. Closely followed by deflector shield "not me".
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@alimacno Ooh I do hope they visit the Tesco in Rutherglen. That will make interesting viewing as they get their banners shoved where the sun don't shine 😎
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@FrankLeeBrian @markthehibby @ForWomenScot @scotgov Never, ever take on a barrister unless you are really, really confident about your argument.
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@IngrameThomas She was probably coached they were coming, regardless of source. But.....
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@ArgyleBecky Dental check ups are essential. They can spot early signs of head, neck and throat cancers.
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@agcolehamilton Alex, the time to bring down this bill was yesterday. No amount of justification will resolve your decision yesterday. At least some SNP MSPs had the integrity to vote correctly.
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@rossclarksnp Oh look, another one. Go and check the facts before posting rubbish. No jobs are being lost. The local economy won't be impacted either. This is scaremongering and grievance grinding.
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@theSNP Roses are Red Violets are blue A polite reminder To stay off the glue
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@Effiedeans Their resident economic "expert" thinks an indy Scotland could just print money. The only people who will benefit from that will be HP. After 7 years they still can't come up with realistic economic and monetary policies.
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg @mouldyscone Excellent stuff. How to dismantle an opponent in less than 60 seconds. All without breaking sweat.
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@ChrisMusson Translated: Please do not ask me awkward questions, as I don't have a clue.
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@PeterAdamSmith @AamerAnwar @itvnews Not people power. Law breakers encouraged by newly elected MSPs.
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