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(23) If it’s not klance, I don’t want it!

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Kris
2 years
✨manifesting✨ klance ❤️💙
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Y’all went nuts over this but wait till I tell you that klance crossed into a SECOND universe
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You got that right #klance
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You got that right #klance
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bel 🍓(kirishima defender)
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ship so good they cross universes
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I think I go a little more insane when I remember that this klance art is real
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3 months
I’ll never forget when klance kissed on screen
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3 months
thinking about that one kiss scene
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legendary defender miku
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brazilian miku
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Did you think that was it? Sorry I forgot to mention that klance crossed into a THIRD universe
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Y’all went nuts over this but wait till I tell you that klance crossed into a SECOND universe
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voltron spoilers// • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • KLANCE IS CANON KING?!?!
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9 months
Klance circa 2017
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@tanijrou
amber ♡
11 months
doesn’t take the worlds greatest detective to figure that out
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2 years
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THE BONDING MOMENT WAS ALWAYS CANON KING?!?! #klance
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Average villain origin story for a klancer
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Mhuyo
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not sure what are you going to do with this but here, have the template !!
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What do you mean Keith and Lance didn’t get together in the last seasons?
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Keith “Copy and Paste” Kogane
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@softandworm
worm 🐛
2 years
When a male character “looks exactly like his mother”, it’s 9/10 times code for him being gay btw
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10 months
A klance advent calendar thread: 🎄❤️💙
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2 months
Please get tf out of klance twt we do not want you
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7 months
Lance starts getting hit on by a bunch of aliens because of his popularity with the voltron shows. It quickly becomes too much, especially when his heart is set on a mullet-headed jerk who left the team, so he starts denying the advances by saying he has a boyfriend. #klance
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6 months
What does Keith keep in his belt pouches? Wrong answers only.
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10 months
Keith post-quantum abyss being very affectionate with Lance because he got so used to seeing their future together, even though they’re not together yet. Lance is very confused. #klance
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2 years
How am I supposed to have hope for 2023 when ao3 is down on New Year’s Eve?
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What do you mean klance isn’t canon?
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11 months
Omega Lance doesn’t realize his feelings and his instincts lead him to unconsciously act like alpha Keith’s mate. He helps Hunk cook when he knows that dinner has Keith’s favorite food. He steals Keith’s jacket so he can scent it. He patches Keith up after missions. #klance
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#klance au where team voltron are struggling to ally with a very important but stubborn planet. The planet’s prince takes an interest in Keith so the team volunteers him to “charm” the prince into joining the alliance. But Keith sucks at flirting so Lance has to teach him how.
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9 months
I thank god every day that voltron didn’t make the worst decision ever
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@goboee
gobo★
9 months
when a male characters that are initially introduced with a long haired decide to cut it shorter in later appearances. the world has progressed past the need for this trope
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I think about this tweet a lot…
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“Oh I’d recognize / “We had a bonding that mullet moment! I cradled anywhere!” you in my arms!”
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@ninaaluvsu
nina ୨୧
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mutual obsession is so fucking hot
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The obvious answer #klance
@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
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What is the greatest scene that takes place in an elevator?
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9 months
'you're an idiot' 'im your idiot'
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@itfsguro
daev💫
9 months
'you're an idiot' 'im your idiot'
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Keith who grew up in Texas so he’s used to hearing Spanish but is completely floored the first time he hears Lance speak Spanish #klance
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Enough of “embarrassed Keith when he learns more about Galra biology”, I want Keith who’s horny as hell when he learns about Galra mating habits and what he can do
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Keith alone Keith with Lance
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@mdemoroha
magus🧣
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Inuyasha alone Inuyasha with Kagome
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Omegaverse klance where Keith is unusual for a male alpha due to his smaller size and more feminine features, and he’s in love with an equally unusual omega, Lance, tall and outgoing. Sophomore year of high school, Keith confesses to Lance but the omega rejects him cruelly.
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10 months
I can’t believe they actually made Keith’s Galra transformation canon and only showed it for .5 seconds
@keithromantic
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Being an alpha was easy for Lance. In fact, sometimes he wondered if it was /too/ easy for him. His first rut upon presenting barely lasted three days, and even then he didn’t descend into the “breeding madness” that he’d read about. #klance
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Lance is a florist who starts hating Valentine’s because the day is nothing but desperate straight men who forgot to get their girlfriend a gift and angry customers who don’t like the arrangement THEY asked for. It’s a stressful day made even worse because he’s single. #klance
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When Keith hangs out with Lance more and starts to sound like him: K: “That wasn’t very girlboss of you Shiro. You need to lock in.” S: “…What is happening right now?” #klance
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7 months
Modern klance: Keith wakes up in a hospital bed and Lance is there next to him, scolding Keith for still having him as his emergency contact. It’s been a year since they’ve been together. Keith is confused because they were together? He doesn’t remember any of it.
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Klance Fic Drive Grand Opening! Welcome to the Klance Fic Drive! Here you’ll find a collection of kl fics downloaded from ao3 with the purpose of preserving these works in the event they are or were deleted/hidden. Happy klancing!
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Established relationship #klance but Keith tries to break up with Lance but Lance just tells him no and still acts like they’re together even when Keith tells people he’s single.
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Keith scoffs. “Yeah right. You couldn’t get me pregnant.” Lance looks at him through lidded eyes, and a corner of his lips flicks upward. It makes heat pool in Keith’s belly, and a gasp escapes him when Lance tugs him closer. “You wanna bet, sweetheart?” #klance
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Secret relationship klance but the way the team finds out is because Keith and Lance fuck in a dark closet before a mission and end up putting on the other’s paladin armor when they’re done. No one on the team brings up the mismatched colors until after the mission 🤭
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No community note, klance is canon king
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I’ll never forget when klance kissed on screen
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My Top 10 Fav Klance Fics❤️💙 A thread✨
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9 months
Not really secret relationship klance where they’re not actively hiding their relationship when they get together but the team takes forever to realize Keith and Lance are a couple cause they act exactly the same except for some kisses that the team always conveniently miss
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@bendergirlfrend
˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚
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You’re like a gay son to me
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Reminder that Keith didn’t go to Shiro, who was pretty injured, after they beat Sendak. He didn’t go to his brother, whom he got kicked out of the Garrison over, searched for, and broke out of Garrison custody. Keith didn’t go to the man he never gave up on. He went to Lance.
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A bL klance fic where we only see Lance’s pov for a good part of it and Keith just seems so aloof to things regarding Lance but then we finally see Keith’s pov and the man is just OBSESSED with Lance >>>>>>>
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Lance has had his fair share of bad ideas. Sneaking out to see an R-rated movie as a 16-year-old with Hunk when his mama had said no, taking liberties with the 5-second rule, flirting with alphas that are way out of his league, etc. But this one takes the cake. #klance
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King Alfor sees how close his son Prince Lance and knight Keith are becoming so he sends Keith to the front lines in Altea’s war with Daibazaal. He only meant to put some distance between the two friends, but then word reaches the castle that Keith’s unit was wiped out. #klance
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Season 4-6 klance au: Coran gives each of the paladins a device that can receive fan mail so they can gain more support for the coalition. Lance loves his device and all of his adoring fans, but his favorite by far is someone under the name “Yorak”.
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“Klance in 2024??” as if klance weren’t a top ship on tumblr/ao3 for years, still in the top 100 on ao3, and featured in the NEW YORK TIMES
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High school #klamce au where Keith’s a loner and everyone avoids him cause they all think he’s a secret gang member or smth. Lance isn’t close to him since they’re in different classes but he doesn’t go out of his way to avoid Keith either cause he doesn’t believe in rumors.
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Pre-relationship klance with Lance buying an alien perfume at the space mall and Keith suddenly becoming putty around him. (The “perfume” is a bottle of pheromones extremely attractive to Galra.)
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Canonverse #klance au where an alien fortune teller tells Lance that his soulmate is an alien, high in status, strong, and passionate. Unaware that Keith checks all those same boxes, Lance is more determined than ever to woo Allura.
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Alpha Keith is very protective of what belongs to him. It’s the territory that comes with the life he’s lived: losing his parents, never having a permanent home, losing his older brother figure... So when omega Lance and he start courting, Keith gets very overprotective. #klance
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Canonverse klance au where Krolia stayed on Earth to keep Blue safe and raise Keith with Tex. Because they’re both (part) alien, Krolia and Keith don’t leave Tex’s property. Well, they’re not supposed to, but Keith breaks that rule one day when he’s seven.
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I said this on insta last year and I’ll say it again here: Lance had intended on just buying himself that blue jacket while he was at the store but then saw the matching red jacket there also.
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KEITH!!!!!! THE ONLY MAN EVER
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Post-canon klance are together and happy but one day Keith doesn’t come home from a blade mission. He’s presumed dead by his friends and family. In reality, Keith was captured by a remaining fire of purification faction and he isn’t able to escape until 3 years later.
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Pre-relationship klance: Lance accidentally lets slip to Keith that he likes being casually groped by people he’s interested in and the way he says it makes it painfully obvious that Keith is the one he’s interested in right now +
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Krolia trying to bond with Keith:
@bluefolf
Blue! ✨
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I told her she could use the f word and I’m regretting it already
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New relationship klance where Lance feels insecure with all the blades around the castle and himself not being “Galra enough” for Keith so he starts researching Galra habits and trying to copy them to be a better partner for his half-Galra boyfriend
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Innocent Lance who doesn’t realize he’s dating a gang leader even though Keith is really bad about hiding it from him #klance
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Keith wore his utility belt everywhere because there was a picture of cadet Lance inside. Being alone in his desert shack, he missed Lance the most and seeing his childish, bright smile—even only in a picture—helped Keith stay strong. #klance
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9 months
He only exists to me as a character to get dunked on in klance fics
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@neo_suks
neo
9 months
Fuck “a character who didn’t deserve all the hate” what’s a character who deserved MORE HATE? I’ll start. It’s this fuck
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Sometimes life imitates art #klance
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16 days
Two new additions! #klance
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Omega Keith being literally repulsed by the scent of alphas and uninterested in the scent of B/Os until alpha Lance comes around. He didn’t know an alpha could smell so good and just a whiff of Lance’s fresh musk sends Keith into a heat—good thing Lance is there to help. #klance
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College klance au: Lance has dealt with too many fuckboys/girls trying to get into his pants that he has Hunk be his fake boyfriend so they’ll leave him alone. It works out great cause Lance is left alone and Hunk gets a free meal whenever they hang out on campus.
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Yes
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this kiss saved me
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Keith is Prince Lance’s bodyguard but he fails to protect him from a witch’s curse and he’s forced to sleep for 300 years. Blaming himself, Keith goes so far as to hunt down a vampire and have it turn him so he can stay by Lance’s side. His prince doesn’t like to be alone #klance
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Aged-up garrison klance au where Keith and Lance are both instructors and Lance has a massive crush on Keith but his fellow fighter-class instructor wears a wedding ring, so he knows he has no chance. What Lance doesn’t know is that Keith’s ring is his father’s and he’s single.
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Situationship #klance where Keith and Lance are best friends but make a deal to be each other’s “boyfriend” while they’re between real relationships, Lance using the excuse that he doesn’t want to lose his touch and Keith with the excuse that he needs the practice.
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Instead of bodyguard/prince what about bodyguard/bodyguard #klance au? Hear me out. Keith is the bodyguard for Prince Shiro of Terra, and Lance is the bodyguard for Princess Allura of Altea. They meet during a diplomatic visit Shiro pays to the Castle of Lions.
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Post-s8 klance: Keith drowns himself in blade work to get over his feelings for Lance but a mission gone wrong and he wakes up with amnesia and his first words are him telling a tan stranger by his bedside that he’s gorgeous. The stranger? One Lance furiously-blushing McClain.
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Pirates #klance where Keith and Lance are separately kidnapped by pirates as kids and sold to work on the same ship. They both look out for each other and bide their time until they’re old enough to successfully mutiny and claim the ship for themselves.
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Hc that Keith was so used to not talking while he was alone in the desert that once he met the others and went to space, his throat was constantly sore from talking even a little bit.
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Say something good about Voltron: Legendary Defender
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3 months
Keith I love you so much
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Imagine that Lance is crushing on Keith hard and he goes to Shiro for advice on how to ask him out. Shiro’s like “I got you fam 👍” but every one of Lance’s attempts goes horribly wrong because Shiro’s ideas are super complicated and corny and Keith just looks at Lance like 🤨?
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Omegaverse klance with soon-to-be alpha king Keith and omega servant Lance in a secret relationship. When Lance learns he’s pregnant, he can’t wait to tell Keith. But one of Keith’s advisors, a holdover from his father and stuck in the old ways, discovers their relationship.
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10 months
I’m sick so imagine canon universe Keith getting space sick and Lance volunteers to take care of him so he can annoy him all he wants but then Keith is so soft and eepy without the strength to keep his walls up and Lance ends up taking care of him earnestly and falling in love.
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Klance au where Lance always slept with a stuffed animal ever since he was a kid and even at the garrison but he didn’t bring it to space because how was he to know? So he ends up having a horrible time sleeping and can only manage a few hours when he’s completely exhausted.
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Canonverse #klance where Keith accidentally eats food Lance made for himself and it’s the best thing he’s ever eaten, even better than Hunk’s cooking. Now Keith’s wants Lance’s food all the time and Lance is so confused because people usually don’t like his cooking.
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Soulmate klance au: Keith’s mark went grey when he was a kid, his soulmate dying before they ever met. It made Keith bitter about soulmates, especially since other kids bullied him for his grey mark. Meanwhile, Lance drowned as a kid and had to be revived. They meet as teenagers.
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Childhood neighbors klance, featuring teenage Keith mowing lawns for extra cash and teenage Lance making it a habit to sit on his front porch and watch his hot, sweaty, shirtless neighbor cut grass all day
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Soulmate klance au where soulmates share scars. Keith learns Lance is his soulmate when he gets Lance’s back scar after the explosion, and Lance learns when he gets Keith’s face scar after his fight with Shiro
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Galtean klance: Altea and Daibazaal finally agree to a peace treaty, but the Galra want a marriage to solidify it. So the Galra crown prince and the second-in-line Altean prince are to be wed. However, Prince Lance is secretly tasked with killing Prince Keith and King Zarkon.
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Klance idea: Lance thinks Keith is making fun of him by repeating things he’s said but in reality Keith is just stimming
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Lance breaks his right arm while saving Keith during a mission because the red paladin rushed in without thinking. But the healing pods are down for repairs, so Lance is stuck in a cast. He then makes Keith take care of him since he’s down his dominant hand. #klance
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7 months
Post-dumped Lance gets dragged to a strip club by Hunk and Pidge in their (well-meaning) effort to cheer him up. They even buy him a lap dance by the club’s number one dancer, Red. But once Lance is sat in the private room and the music starts, he’s breaks down in tears. #klance
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9 months
Omegaverse klance where omega Lance works at a companion cafe where the servers are all omegas and interact with the customers sorta like in maid cafes and it’s a really safe place for people wanting companionship. Alpha Keith ends up going there with his coworkers.
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Keith is the second Galra Prince but he’s held as an indefinite guest of the Altean royal family because of the war. He’s determined to hate everything about his captors but he falls in love with the servant for his quarters. A blue-eyed Altean named Lance. #klance
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10 months
TEXAS KOGANE?!?!
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7 months
Post-canon klance: Keith knows Lance will never return his feelings and a powerful planet is stirring up trouble, so to avoid another war Keith agrees to marry the planet’s princess to form an alliance between the planet and Diazabaal (+ the coalition).
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#klance pussy hole part 2: Still asleep, Lance soon starts whimpering and squirming in Keith’s arms, weakly rubbing himself against Keith’s abs. The alpha swears and holds Lance tighter.
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2 years
I don’t think y’all understand how insane these jackets make me. Not only do the collars and right center fronts PERFECTLY match, but the white and red/blue parts COMPLETE EACH OTHER! #klance
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Canonverse #klance au where Keith is with the blades and he has to go on a top-secret, long-term mission, so secret that it can’t even be a possibility that he’s involved. So the blades fake his death and not even team voltron knows the truth.
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8 months
Fem Lance is having fun at a bar until a creepy guy won’t take no for an answer. She’s about to call over to the bouncer for help when an arm wraps around her waist. Lance follows the arm and sees it belongs to girl with dark hair and an intimidating but kinda hot eyes. #klance
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2 years
OH MY GOD THIS SCENE ACTUALLY EXISTS!!! THERE’S LITERALLY A KL FIC WITH IT!!!!!
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4 months
Post-canon klance where everyone keeps telling Keith and Lance that they should confess their feelings but little do they know that Keith and Lance are already married
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4 months
Rivals klance but it happens because Galra Lance wants to court Keith but Galra courting involves a lot of fighting to prove your worth and Keith doesn’t know that so he keeps getting angry that the cute Galra is picking on him
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