Once again Juice🧃 is hosting it's annual ✨MOMENTUM FUNDRAISER✨ !! Follow the link 🔗 in our bio for more info 😍 Donations 💵help us travel🚗, representing Emory across the nation 💪
Whats up JUICE fans! Our fantastic merch committee has been cooking earlier than usual this year. We are proud to bring Juice into Barbie World and to bring Barbie into Juice's world 💕💗💖💓 Here are our limited time jerseys, available on spin only until August 21 so buy quick.
ICYMI: We won the
@discmemes
best jersey in the college division competition on Instagram (out of 96 entrants) ‼️🔥
Stay tuned because there might be an opportunity to get some more white claw Juice gear in the near future 👀👀
Game 1 at Sectionals against
@UTCSwamp
us underway! We start on D, Shu gets a layout D but immediately turns it. He proceeds to do this exact sequence 6 more times but we manage to punch it in! 1-0
Random dude on Summer League team who has never played competitive ultimate and can barely throw: "Yeah I should handle instead of the girls" (who have all been playing well and have played for 3 years+)
Me:
Volunteering with
@TreesAtlanta
this morning planting trees doing some neighborhood beautification and maintaining Atlanta’s diverse tree population! Super awesome thanks for having us
#ServeYourCommunity
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, with the 2019 season coming to a close for our program, Juice is proud to announce the captains for the 2020 season! These moist bois are gonna bring the thunder next year, so stay tuned to witness the next chapter of Juice history 🍊
🍊JUICY UPDATE ON OUR FUNDRAISER 🍊
Last week some members of Juice exec presented a check to Falafel King in Emory Village with funds from our Runathon! We raised over $850 for FK and are thrilled to support a local business that was hit hard during the pandemic 🧡
A loss against UF in the quarterfinal may end our season but it won't stop the love in this community. A big thanks to the players (seniors especially), coaches, families and fans. Without you all, Juice wouldn't be anything.
Our second official captain announcement! Daniel Sperling is returning to lead our team with such graceful moves that it's no wonder some consider him to be a top 7 player on our O line.
THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL (largely not cared about until maybe now?) BEEN WAITING FOR
ONE MAN
ONE FUNNY FIRST NAME
ONE POORLY PRODUCED HIGHLIGHT TAPE
ANDERS OLSEN 2018 CALLAHAN
#CallahAnders
🍊 JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON 🍊 The Emory Men's Ultimate team store is finally online at
@SpinUltimate
's website! Come grab some sweet apparel and rep La Juice today:
@being_ulti
@Kaliultimate
@MollyBrownTown
what constitutes a salad/ how many leafy greens(LG) do I need to add to a bucket of KFC before it becomes a salad? Is it a ratio of meat to LG or is it a sheer issue of LG mass? volume? If it is ratio then if I eat enough of the LG before the meat, does it stop being a salad?
Babe wake up… new juice merch just dropped! Our new kits are available for purchase at the link in our bio. Get yourself a juicy gift this holiday season! 🍑🧃
Come on out to McDonough Field tomorrow to watch us &
@LunaUltimate
in our exhibitions against
@GTTribe
&
@GTWreckU
!! One of our few home games, you don’t want to miss it!!
@being_ulti
Quit all activity. Shun everything that ever made you happy. Live in your seething rage and contempt for all of those that can still run. Never leave the house. This is your life now.
Will Emory X be able to get over their fear of success and finally develop top tier sideline chants? Will Emory Y be able to set aside their differences and stop trying to sky eachother instead of their opponent? The answers are soon to come later today at Hootenanny 2018!
Hey everyone if you're in the Emory area tomorrow you should come eat Chipotle so we can leech off of your purchase for our own benefit! Here's some classic meme templates to help you remember! If you come please show the cashier the flyer as well
BREAKING NEWS: This year’s freshly squeezed Juice Merch just dropped and
@SpinUltimate
hooked us up AGAIN 🍊🔥😱🤯. The Team Store is linked below and is open through Thursday 11/17 so make sure to get some Merch and support the team while you can!
Tomorrow, for the first time in a year and a half, ALL of
@EmoryUniversity
's students, faculty and staff will be back on campus! I can't wait to see everyone together again. On another note, Ethan, I think you’ll enjoy reading the
@emorywheel
😅
#EmoryTogether
@being_ulti
incredibly/depressingly single and (partly) responsible for the jerseys unless TJ is tweeting in which case it's engaged to the love of his life and also (partly) responsible for the jerseys
Emory's offensive machine is known as one of the fastest and deadliest in the entire Southeastern Region. Just how crazy good is our offense? Let's head inside the mind of Mike Bartell, our center handler, to find out!
@ATLiensYCC
practice this evening went something like this...
Player: "my head hurts."
Me: "why? Dehydrated?"
Player: "No. I spent all day practicing head spikes and then I got a migraine."
I missed a few points but here are the highlights:
Burnett has skied 5 people
Sibo has called injury 3 times
TJ has yelled “no unders” at least once every D point
Lost track of the score too 🤷 o well
We’re like a month away but never too early to start thinking about the next juice tourney 👀👀
Can’t wait to hit up
@Cwrul_TDs
in the Buckeye state
#JustAKidFromAkron