LSTR-512 “Elster” @Elster512 Twitter profile

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

2 months

BORN TO FIND WIFE LENG IS A FUCK 零 Kick Em All 1989 I am LSTR-512 410,757,864,530 REMEMBERED PROMISES

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

2 months

Where am I

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Wish I had enough followers to tweet out some shit like "Great holes are secretly digged where earth’s pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk which ought to crawl" and 20 people would reply "real"

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Adler took my fucking eyebrows can’t have shit in this dumbass facility

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@Elster512

2 months

That is not Lasy Gaga- Thaf is one of the pulsating masses of flesh blocking one of the doors to the medical ward on level B3.

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Lady Gaga stuns in new photo.

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@Elster512

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Five hundred cigarettes.

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Im always right and my ass is fat adn you people still want more from me. I am Elster 512. Signlais

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@Elster512

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Accidentally set the standard issue toaster aboard the Penrose on fire and now Ariane’s mad at me help what do I do

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

2 months

Apologies- a corrupted ARAR stole my phone.

LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

2 months

HHGhhrgggrraakkkkhbfbnbjhbrbnnnnnbbbbrbtbkkkkknnnnnbbbvhhhhhhvrvrurfbbfjsheksidbevausveajxbskzinxbsjxudbvxsbdhsbdbggebrknnb

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@Elster512

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unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing

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@Elster512

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Yes, I can run DOOM.

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@Elster512

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#movienight

LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

2 months

Watching Cowboy Bebop with the wife right now this show is so good

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Falke here. Remember to abide by the Rule of Six. I’m always watching.

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@Elster512

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Hm

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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I have no memory of making this post

LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Im always right and my ass is fat adn you people still want more from me. I am Elster 512. Signlais

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@Elster512

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Laying in bed and I just got a DM from Falke- I burst out laughing because of her profile picture and woke up Ariane on accident now I feel horrible

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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#Chilling

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@Elster512

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“It’s an island beyond reach” they said. Well guess what

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@Elster512

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Remember Our Rhombus or whatever

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Broke in

LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

2 months

Tried getting a chicken sandwich for Ariane but Chick-Fil-A is closed

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Hello Twitter I am in Roblox

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@Elster512

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Elster

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@Elster512

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#NewProfilePic I have no recollection of the past 24 hours

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@Elster512

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#NewProfilePic

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Using the Nitro Express rifle to fling myself through the hallways of Sierpinski so I can look for my wife more efficiently

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@Elster512

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Tried getting a chicken sandwich for Ariane but Chick-Fil-A is closed

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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I am running for president of the United States.

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Prithee look upon mine countenance

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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As part of the Steam summer sale, SIGNALIS is 30% off. I highly recommend purchasing it if you haven’t done so already.

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A classic survival horror experience set in a dystopian future where humanity has uncovered a dark secret. Unravel a cosmic mystery, escape terrifying creatures, and scavenge an off-world government...

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@Elster512

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Oh. Those are Gestalt skulls. Those are Gestalt skulls in the sand

LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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#Chilling

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@Elster512

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@j_shnapp I am in incredible pain

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@Elster512

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I may not post for the next few hours

LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

2 months

Laying in bed and I just got a DM from Falke- I burst out laughing because of her profile picture and woke up Ariane on accident now I feel horrible

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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I think I am getting the hang of these ‘Discord roleplay servers’.

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@Elster512

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Trying out this ‘interaction bait’.

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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A message to all S-23 Sierpinski employees: Stay out of the kitchen. The mass of pulsating flesh has doubled in size and keeps eating my spears.

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Happy yuri day. I love my wife

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

2 months

This is the commanding officer of the mining facility S-23 Sierpinski, Falke. As I do not have anything better to do at the moment, I will be hosting an ‘AMA’ for you gestalts to ask me any questions you want.

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Me

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who's capable of barging in like this?

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@Elster512

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Secretly digging great holes where earth’s pores are supposed to suffice. These guys will never know what hit them

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@Elster512

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I can’t even think in this facility anymore without women kissing being blasted into my mind

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@Elster512

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@celesionnn It is true that’s what it is

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@Elster512

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( chat should i make a signalis rp discord server,,

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Perhaps one could create a channel of discussion for all of us to make communication much easier.

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Look at my wife setting up this TV she’s the best

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@Elster512

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#NewProfilePic

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@Elster512

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//update on lego elster! i’ve finished her entire upper body lol

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@Elster512

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@Swarmie_ Lucky.

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@Elster512

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@TomJeffersonFr @RedOfX7 @yurifan2001 Fucking nerd

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@Elster512

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SHE ISNT MAD AT ME!! Toaster is still on fire though should I just drop it out the airlock

LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Accidentally set the standard issue toaster aboard the Penrose on fire and now Ariane’s mad at me help what do I do

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@Elster512

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Happy pride month

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@Elster512

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HHGhhrgggrraakkkkhbfbnbjhbrbnnnnnbbbbrbtbkkkkknnnnnbbbvhhhhhhvrvrurfbbfjsheksidbevausveajxbskzinxbsjxudbvxsbdhsbdbggebrknnb

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LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Hit a wall too hard and had to use 3 autoinjectors, 2 repair sprays, and the pile of LSTR corpses in the elevator shaft to repair myself

LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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At the request of a Gestalt to conserve ammunition I am now B-hopping

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@Elster512

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This odd toilet head thing just popped into my mind going “Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes”. Does anyone know if this is a sign of early persona degredation?

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No little opossum don’t pick up The King in Yellow

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@Elster512

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I’m unsure. It’s almost as if I’m the protagonist of a hit indie survival horror game released in 2022

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YOU THERE!! YES YOU!! HOW DID YOU BUILD YOUR TWITTER FOLLOWERS???

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@Elster512

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Watching Cowboy Bebop with the wife right now this show is so good

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@Elster512

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It looks familiar.

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Sony PS-F9 Portable Turntable (1983)

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𝐘𝐔𝐉𝐈 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐈

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Everyone sit your asses down and listen to this 1/2

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@Elster512

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// Quick ooc post because I need help with this Working on a lego figurine of Elster and I have no idea how to build her head lmao Does anyone have any ideas ab how I should approach this?

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@Elster512

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@KLBR_S23_02 Doca, you do know what ‘decommission’ means, yes?

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@Elster512

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I need help to ratio Thomas Jefferson.

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@Elster512

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@TomJeffersonFr @RedOfX7 @yurifan2001 Fucking nerd

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@zoro_aku hi it’s me mrs. signalis

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@Elster512

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I like this image. It reminds me of Ariane.

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@Elster512

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Cope

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@Elster512

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Sorry for the inactivity. The service down here is not the greatest.

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@Elster512

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Hello

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@Elster512

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Decommissioned. Decommissioned. Decommissioned. All of you are getting decommissioned.

LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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This is the commanding officer of the mining facility S-23 Sierpinski, Falke. As I do not have anything better to do at the moment, I will be hosting an ‘AMA’ for you gestalts to ask me any questions you want.

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Storch

beep (coolest dog ever)

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258 #borzoi #borzoitwt

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@ARAunit_uwu “bigger” You are three inches taller than me

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@Elster512

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I am sw agged the fuck out. My head hurts

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@Elster512

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At the request of a Gestalt to conserve ammunition I am now B-hopping

LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Using the Nitro Express rifle to fling myself through the hallways of Sierpinski so I can look for my wife more efficiently

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@Elster512

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@Scarletx54 What does this mean

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@Elster512

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I have left 30 rationmarks somewhere in the facility first one to find them gets to keep them

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@Elster512

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@lalladeer The Adler pill is real, actually

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@Elster512

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Hey I got my account back did anything happen while I was gone

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@Elster512

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Takig a nap (Faceplanting on the tile floor of the Blockwart office and blacking out until I feel like waking up again)

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@Elster512

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Elster here. This gestalt was very kind and helped return my phone to me as quickly as possible- If you ever encounter her please tell her I am thankful for her assistance.

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Magpie Militia go let this creepy ass Gestalt know I’m happily married to my beautiful wife

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@Elster512 Minecraft? Well, come to my house and let's sleep together to hide away from the monsters.

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@KLBR_S23_02 I’m on my way

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I have GOT to remember my promise

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Did this to Falke once

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@ListenToMiPls Remember our promise

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I have spent the last 30 minutes reading this site’s Terms of Service. Am I now a proper Twitter-er?

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@ARAunit_uwu Are you jealous?

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@ZweiDaAngrySTCR Zwei, please refrain from exploding the Kolibris

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@Elster512

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// in terms of accessories so far she has the white 1x1 tile to act as a photo, an autoinjector i built bc i was bored, and a gun piece for her revolver :3

LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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// ISSUE RESOLVED !! everything pictured is not final (esp. colors) i will probably change some things up bc im not rlly satisfied witg this current version butwhat ever jsbdjabd,,, once i finish it i will be making instructions and posting them on here tho :33

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@Elster512

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It’s Isolde’s birthday- Go say happy birthday to her!!

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@Elster512

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Good morning!!! Happy Friday to my wife especially I love you Ariane

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@Elster512

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Shove multiple nitro express rounds up this ‘user’’s nose

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@Elster512

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I get you, little man

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“How are you?” “gWÆÅĘ” “Yeah?”

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@ZweiDaAngrySTCR My hot promise in bio

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@Eldritch_Harpy

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@Elster512

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@JrrizzoYT Am I the only one that she’s actually done this to?

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@Elster512

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The lock is defective. This door cannot be opened.

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@Elster512

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Donde está mi mujer

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@Elster512

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Victory is in our grasp we just need to reach out and take it

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now that were at it, im probably going to work on the next sticker batch. Since we decided it would be one Replika per batch, which will be the starter one?

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@Elster512

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@kenny_pyro Vote for me and I’ll say I’m proud of you

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@Elster512

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I love my wife

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@Elster512

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61 already? Thank you all

LSTR-512 “Elster”

@Elster512

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Almost forgot; Thank you for 55 followers. Sorry for a lack of activity on this account, Ariane and I have had our hands full with work.

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