Elisa Hansen 💀 @ElisaInTime Twitter profile

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

11 months

A little over a year ago, fans shared one of James Somerton’s vampire videos in my server, and when I watched it, I noticed he repeated something from one of my videos almost exactly. It was an anecdote I explained I’d lost the source for, so to take it with a grain of salt.

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4 years

If you comment anything on this video about jkr is right actually or about “differing opinions” I will ban you from the channel. My hammer is taking no prisoners tonight. Trans women are women.

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4 years

Behold the full glory of the shirt I made for @thelindsayellis in her latest Omegaverse video

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6 years

For your consideration.

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6 years

Welcome to earth, Persephone Lenore 🖤💗🌺

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4 years

Happy #AceVisibilityDay everyone! #ThisIsWhatAsexualLooksLike Yes we can reproduce. Your asexuality is valid! 💜🖤🤍

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5 years

awww you guys are the best! 😊

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11 months

Make sure you check out @Hbomberguy 's playlist of queer YouTubers you should watch instead of James Somerton. I'm honored to be included 🖤

Your New Favorite YouTubers

Queer YouTubers you should check out, meticulously compiled by Kat.

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5 years

It's #AceAwarenessWeek ! I didn't even know #AceWeek was a thing! But here's to spreading it everywhere. 2 things: 1) I did not fully realize I was asexual (or that was even possible) until I was 28. 2) You are ace enough. Yes, you. even though...etc... Yes. You are. tis true.🖤💜

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11 months

Also instead of watching his latest video on Vampires, just go read the Vox article he stole the entire Interview with the Vampire section from:

The messy, thrilling queer allegory in Interview with the Vampire

AMC’s new show finally lets Lestat and Louis be gay, do crimes.

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11 months

He stated it as if it was all clear facts. I DMed him to very politely ask if he’d found my lost source and he ignored me (meanwhile following practically ALL of my Youtuber friends on Twitter but not me). Turns out I was his source.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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4 years

yeah this is pretty much my entire problem

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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4 years

Where's Hellfire, you cowards???

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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4 years

Sometimes tumblr gets it right

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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6 years

The dance floor at @thelindsayellis ’s wedding was lit.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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5 years

And this is just one of the TWENTY-TWO illegitimate copyright claims I'm appealing on Lindsay's channel today.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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5 years

Who would have thought Muppet Phantom of the Opera would be so damn sexy?

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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5 years

Raising the next generation of YouTubers.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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6 years

Baby Persephone had her one month checkup and her first round of vaccinations. She took the needle like a champ. Cried for about 12 seconds then was like meh I’m over it.

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5 years

STOP talking shit about classic monsters Dracula is ICONIC Frankenstein is GENIUS Phantom is BAE Wolfman Invisible Man is GREAT

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5 years

Baby Persephone has a new dress

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5 years

I told Paul to send me cute pictures of the kids while I was away at ConBravo and this is what I get 😆

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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6 years

Homo/transphobe in my comments: "thanks for ruining vampire movies, I liked them until seeing your crappy videos" Hate to break it to you, buddy, but vampires media has always been about social issues.

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3 years

Good eeeeeeeeevenink

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@ElisaInTime

5 years

My husband used to be a YouTuber. He had a show called Music Movies where he reviewed movie musicals. He released 2 videos a month like clockwork for years until he abruptly stopped. He will tell anyone who asks that CATS was the musical that broke him and made him quit YT.

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5 years

Look who got her shots today and was still smiling after being jabbed with 4 separate needles

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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4 years

Yo put your tears to work: Text RBG to 50409 and use resistbot to sign a petition to not make a decision on the next SCJ until January 2021.

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3 years

Happy October 13th! aka the anniversary of the night I married @pawdugan in 2013. It’s been EIGHT years, you guys 😳

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4 years

I dyed my hair black!

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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6 years

Still no baby 😪 If she doesn't come today, the doctor's bringing me in in the morning for a c-section. One way or another, this time tomorrow, I'll have a daughter.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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5 years

Hey, guess how much having a baby costs

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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5 years

Baby Persephone is testing out my new Maven chair

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

4 years

My 6 year old son just came into my room and woke me up by whispering frantically in my ear, “Mama, the raven won’t stop saying nevermore! I did everything, but I can’t make it stop!” Me: o_o ....turns out he was playing with one of my library toys and the button got stuck 🤦‍♀️

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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7 years

So thrilled to announce I just signed a 3-book publishing contract with Falstaff Books! My first novel, The Company of Death* will be out later this year!

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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6 years

As the one who moderates @thelindsayellis 's YouTube comments, I still lol every time some would-be Tolkien nerd rants that she got Aragorn's age wrong (when she didn't). "Check your facts, do your research!" they cry as they scream in all caps the incorrect age.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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6 years

Sharing this here just in case anyone else has similar thoughts.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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3 years

Happy International Women’s Day! Trans women are women.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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5 years

Thank you all so much for the love, sympathy, and support ❤️❤️Here’s a cute happy baby to brighten your day

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4 years

@Raucous_Raccoon How is it even a contest against 5??

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6 years

Hospital Sephie selfie

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

5 years

Someone commented on Lindsay's YouTube calling it "a disgusting feminist channel" and I'm just like hmmm...new t-shirt slogan idea?? 😄

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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6 years

Me: I can't sleep cause I'm thinking of something stupid I did 20 years ago. Can you distract me? Paul: We... Me: ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS works every time.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

3 years

Anne Rice wasn't just the most important influence of my formative years, she is an essential part of my current life. I talk and think about her every day. I am obsessed with understanding how her mind worked as she created.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

6 years

Thank you all for the sweet words and love for baby Sephie 💜 She is being treated for jaundice, so we’ll be in the hospital for a few more days. She’s spent her first 24 hours under a UV lamp, soaking up the rays. Least vampirey baby ever 🙄

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

5 years

Tru fax. Two of those people are my babies. I see it in the comments now and then, this idea that Lindsay is just laughing all the way to the bank. Dude. That money goes out just as fast as it comes in, and I would be so lost without her.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

3 years

Persephone told me she wanted to take her nap in her toy tent, “not the blue one, the black one.” I was so confused, cause the only toy tent we have is blue?? Then I finally figured out what she meant and I just 💀

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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5 years

Keep Grey in your thoughts. He's spending tonight in the hospital with an infection in his lungs. Paul's staying with him while I'm home with the baby😢

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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4 years

Today, Persephone is 2!

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6 years

I am 9 months pregnant and I am an adult and if I want to have ice cream for dinner, I. Will. Have. Ice cream. For dinner.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

11 months

The second half of it all. So grateful to my friends for the year’s worth of hard work they’ve done to expose this fraud.

What We Todd in the Shadows

@ShadowTodd

11 months

So, here's what happened when I fact-checked James Somerton, the worst video essayist on YouTube. The results will shock you! And then it got worse! Enjoy, everyone!

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4 years

My 83 year old step father just got admitted to the hospital with COVID because his oxygen dropped so low because he refused to take this damn thing seriously and wanted to have his friends over for a spaghetti dinner a week ago. ISOLATE!!

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

5 years

Grey is home!!

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@ElisaInTime

5 years

Grey just went in to surgery. They’re scraping the infection out of his lung then attaching a tube which he’ll keep for a couple days. Hopefully he’ll be able to come home in time for Christmas, but we’ll see how he does in recovery.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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5 years

Thank you. 😭 It's been an intense week.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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4 years

Paul asked me to make him this mask. I did it in comic sans on purpose 😆

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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5 years

Grey has been sleeping all day and the doctors say he’s doing well.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

3 years

😢 I had strong suspicions that this was coming, but still I am gutted.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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4 years

10,000 comments in less than 24 hours. And I read them ALL.

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5 years

At least recovering from surgery comes with popsicles

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

3 years

I just got my second shot of pfizer. But even though I'm fully vaxxed, I have no intention to ever stop wearing masks in public. I've been waiting for it to be socially acceptable to hide my face where the world will never find me since I was 11 years old.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

5 years

Facebook memories reminded me this was one year ago today, so figured Twitter could use the reminder as well.

Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

6 years

For your consideration.

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5 years

Grey’s surgery went well and he’s sleeping. He’ll be unhappy when he wakes up with this tube coming out of his chest, but for now he’s at peace.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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4 years

Happy #nationaldaughtersday ! Baby Persephone says blah!

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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6 years

At the hospital for surgery. See you all on the other side of the knife 👶

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5 years

I had to buy this book. Had to. Like contractually obligated

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5 years

Grey decided he wanted to dye his hair. Also this is the outfit he chose for collecting Easter eggs today. 🖤💙

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4 years

The Holy Trinity

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1 year

At Bran Castle with @TheRealElvira !

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5 years

I just can’t with this cuteness!

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

5 years

Me, telling Grey about an old friend: We used to live together. Grey: Were you family? Me: No, we were roommates. Roommates are people you live with who are not family. Grey: Oh. So they can't kiss each other? Me: ....depends which fanfic you're reading

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6 years

Grey: “I love you, Darth Vader!

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5 years

And it was my fault, friends... my fault. "You should do CATS next!" I said. It's hilaribad, it'll be tons of fun! But nope. Paul broke.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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5 years

Of alllll the political things I've talked about for YEARS that vampire media serves as metaphors for, it blows my mind that *climate change* is the one people are stopping watching Vampire Reviews over. Seriously? Not ALL the rest, but climate change is where you draw the line?

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5 years

To everyone who's so amazed every time all your favorite YouTubers post content on the same day... it's because it's the last day of the month. If we don't post today, we don't earn for the month

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5 years

Grey: Mama, I love you how much Mickey loves Minnie. I love you how much Daisy loves Donald. I love you how much Uncle Scrooge loves... Me, thinking: *money?* Grey: Professor Ludwig Von Drake! Me: 😮 I didn’t even know that ship was a thing 😆

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

5 years

I asked @pawdugan to pose for a beautiful Father’s Day picture with his new daughter

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5 years

Lindsay: *simply points out Angela Lansbury wasn't as famous in 1991 as Will Smith and Beyonce are today* The internet: How DARE you SHITTALK our goddess the most famous person EVER Angela Lansbury! DISLIKE for SLANDER!

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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6 years

Some Things I accomplished in 2018: -Signed a 3 book publishing contract (first release vv soon!!) -Finished and queried yet another novel -Gestated 80% of a human child (8 weeks to go!) -Produced 20 Vampire Reviews -Read 56 books (17487 pages)

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5 years

Baby Persephone putting all your Snapchats to shame

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4 years

I have crafted a lovely bat!

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@ElisaInTime

4 years

All right, I can make 13 more of these shirts. So if you want one, now's your chance! See my tweet in the thread below for info.

Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

4 years

Behold the full glory of the shirt I made for @thelindsayellis in her latest Omegaverse video

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6 years

I should change my slogan to "Ruining vampires for bigots, one film at a time!" 😁🧛🏻‍♀️🖤

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4 years

Sephie has a sword and a chicken nugget. She’s ready.

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6 years

A mirror selfie, mother? Must we? Really?

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6 years

My mom: I put your skeleton thing under the couch. Me: *stares* You’re gonna have to be more specific.

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5 years

Took this picture as angry evidence of the mysterious injury Sephie came home from school with on her nose (usually they’re really good about telling us when anything happens) but now I can’t stop staring at those eyyyyeeees

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@ElisaInTime

4 years

Ten days into my step dad’s hospitalization for COVID, my mom has finally accepted that she has it too because she completely lost her senses of taste and smell. Why is the denial so strong??

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Elisa Hansen 💀

@ElisaInTime

4 years

To all the people giving me shout outs in Lindsay's comments section, I see you and I love you 😆 You make waking up to 4500 new comments to read through much more bearable 💚

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4 years

Help. The normies are goth-shaming me in my mentions. I have not conformed to the mainstream enough for their liking. The audacity of me. 💀

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@ElisaInTime

3 years

I finally made another one!

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5 years

Me: Surely I’ll be able to get some writing done today in between moderating the comments on Lindsay’s Game of Thrones video. Also me:

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4 years

He’s dead. This was so damn preventable. 😢

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6 months

I didn’t want to interrupt his adoring public, but admired from afar #interviewwiththevampire #iwtv

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5 years

Erik, the Phantom of the Opera, may be a sewer goblin, but at least he's the kind of sewer goblin who will sing and entire freakin requiem mass for you after he drowns you in his murder lake.

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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6 years

My mom is trying to make fruit juice ice cubes for Grey and she calls me, “I know you’re the Maven if the Eventide and all, but is the only ice cube try you have really this one shaped like skulls?” Like, honestly mom, why would I ever need any other? 💀

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Elisa Hansen 💀

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5 years

Seeing so much love for Lindsay in her YT comments since this video came out. She doesn't read her comments, but I do, and your support is noted! 💚

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