Comedy / Music. Heard regularly on The Howard Stern Show. Written for Kimmel, Joan Rivers and... Shaq. Also EMMY-NOMINATED TV PRODUCER (That’s My Jam, 2023) 😎
I’m fine with firing Bill Maher for saying Donald Trump looks like a monkey. I just think we should wait until AFTER white people have been enslaved, demeaned as sub-human animals and systematically denied equal rights for hundreds of years first.
@mrtimlong
@MDesaad
It’s almost like they were doing a graphic of a robot fucking a crab then later noticed it looked like a bull upside down and sold it to the NBA team
I was going to share the story of how I got AIDS at H&M, but unfortunately “The Handmaid’s Tale” hijacked the special hashtag I’d created for the occasion
#HandMAIDSTale
I hope Joaquin Phoenix is aware of “the Joker curse” - every actor who plays the character either dies, gets old and fat, or has to be in 30 Seconds to Mars
Should’ve been up for (not to mention easily won) Best Picture.
RRR is the kind of movie that should make 95% of Hollywood filmmakers ask themselves, “What am I doing with my life?”
#GoT
FINALE PREDICTION:
Brienne will find Jamie's metal hand amongst the rubble and say, "This is all I needed anyway" then wink to the camera as a sexy sax plays
Hey now, you're a
#lodestar
Get your God on, go pray
Hey now, you're a lodestar
And you're secretly gay
Trump thinks he's in control
But Pence is 'bout to fuck his Hershey hole
✔️ 1980s-ERA SNARK
✔️ OBSCURE OUTDATED CULTURAL REFERENCES
✔️ CURRENT CULTURAL REFERENCES THAT MAKE NO SENSE IN CONTEXT AWKWARDLY WEDGED IN TO SEEM “HIP”
✔️ NEEDLESSLY CONVOLUTED SENTENCE STRUCTURE
✔️ AN ADJECTIVE LITERALLY NO ONE USES
YEP - IT’S A DENNIS MILLER “JOKE”