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@El_Cilantro
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1 year
@OrdinaryGamers @AndreaPichinini This is what they mean when they say "(Insert FromSoft game here) needs to have easy mode."
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@GundamIsHere @M101News There was a point in my life that I did so many drugs at once that I'm not sure how I'm still alive a decade later, but even on that reality-altering high I don't think I hit anywhere close to these levels of fucked.
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@mask_bastard I will not be watching Off White
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1:03 AM - Jet comes into room 2 while Nifty is sleeping and lays down in the other bed to watch "I survived 100 days in minecraft hardcore" video. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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Ben comes to wake up Nifty for group therapy. He wakes her up like a normal person would. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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@planefag US army recruiters rn
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Fishtank contestants come in two varieties #fishtanklive
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1 year
@Bolverk15 No Bol, you misunderstand, they're just recreating the true DnD experience. The campaign didn't get a satisfying ending because on or more of the players stopped showing up to the sessions due to real life issues.
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4 years
@McDonalds @imarajones How about just fixing the god damn ice cream machine?
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5 years
@Flamencotrs @TheGatorGamer Written in 1988 rulebook for the tabletop RPG Cyberpunk 2020. That's some prophet shit right there.
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Brian and TJ dance to La Bambo for old times sake #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankliveupdate
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1 year
I have to say @wigger , finding someone with the the closest name to Simmons - Simon AND he talks like an asian Jon. This was masterful. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate
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@Toshi_TNE Literally the same thing
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@VideoArtGame Same thing
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3 years
@GregoryMcKelvey White people killed by white guy, black people most affected.
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8 months
OnlyFans super star meets her biggest fan. Things go too far, Judge kicks Jackie out. #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankliveupdate
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@dyingscribe That's Big Ounce, show some respect
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@kohitsuji121 Did you know they gentrified the cinnamon guy on the apple jacks box
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@db_witch These must be the NEW new bottles.
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4 years
@jacknicas This has big "We investigated ourselves and found no wrong doing" energy.
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5 months
@dyingscribe Chappelle looked less cracked out than this guy
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1 year
Red Shark comes in and gives Josie a Plushie bag filled with smaller plushies. It's like a potato chip bag but it's all plushies. He makes her do the "I love plushies meow meow meow meow" grift. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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@grandayy *First 38 seconds* Keemstar: *Balls of steel* *Final 1 second* Keemstar: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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@fishtankdotlive I wish it wasn't over Mauro Bros
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8 months
5:52 AM - Jet goes to the bunk to wake up Tayleigh to let her know she hasn't trended on twitter in like 9 days. He suggests she do something, but not what Jimmy did. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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1 year
@alinea_euros @OrdinaryGamers @AndreaPichinini Yeah but we both know that's not the type of easy mode they refer to. Doing so would mean they would need to engage with the games mechanics to understand that. I think Sekiro did it best by having the default mode being the easiest and you could enable two additional levels of
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Tayleigh decides she's had enough of Brittany. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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8 months
Some of my favorite moments from the last couple hours around the fight and the stuff that followed #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankliveupdate
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@Bolverk15 What Putin sees when he hears the knock on the door and looks through the peep hole
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3 years
@PTSDGuts2 Quest: Reconnect with dad. Reward: x1 Frozen Fish.
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8 months
TJ (Possibly concussed) has a normal morning (it's 2:45 PM) #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankliveupdate
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Letty: "I like retarded white guys, like white guys that are a little bit retarded." Get in there Letty bros, you have a chance. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate
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Checking in on Jimmy is like checking in on Trevor in GTA5, there's no way to know what you're gonna walk in on. #fishtanklive
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Frank fucking with Sylvia on the stairs supercut #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate
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One last look through the frozen cams of the house at the end. #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankliveupdate
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Frank steals Sylvia's bed, she finds out moments later, they share a large amount of sexual tension in Room 4. New power couple in the Tank. Caught this whole moment in it's entirety. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate
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@Breaking911 Mumble rappers on suicide watch since the new guy got on the scene
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8 months
Brian comes back for one last goodbye with his blood brother Reddit Joker Jimmy. They have a nice chat before Brian makes a new glory hole in the wall #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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Cole plays South Park 64 while the house falls apart around him #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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Goldstriker pulls Summer from the karate lesson for an interview. He brings her into room 1 and sends her to find a lighter, she has a panic attack and throws up. Meanwhile, Goldstriker breaks the beds in room 1 and breaks the decorative stump. #fishtanklive
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@cutefights same energy
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8 months
After the group therapy session, The Judge pulls Cole up to room 1 to talk. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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POV: You died. Your guardian angel stands behind you while an autistic native American woman tells God your life story in a room, TTS reads off your sins, if she does well you go to heaven, if not you go to hell. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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@_Vs_The_World >Serious event >fortnite Bruh
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9 months
Vance: "Here, Summer wanted you to have this. Don't show it to the camera." Vance passes Shinji a note and he reads it with a heavy heart. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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State of the Fishtank by day 38. Season 1 house vs Season 2 house #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankliveupdate
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@SLYVDREAM The mad lad finally did it.
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9 months
Jimmy's villain dialogue early in the morning goes hard ngl #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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1 year
@GoodReddit Back in my day we called that a concussion.
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Tayleigh accepts that her stuff has limited time on this earth, so she sacrifices it to throw shade at Trish. Trish hits Tayleigh with some of her stuff so Tayleigh escalates things. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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"Snore louder Mauro, everyone loves you." - Entity #fishtanklive
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It's like a Scorsese film #fishtanklive
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I can't believe we're already here at the end, what a ride. Early early draft but I'm cooking something up #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankliveupdate
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TJ has had enough of Jimmy and his accusations and challenged him to a Boxing Match. #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankliveupdate
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The Judge brings Trish to room 2 to let her know that they're gonna say Brian lost the "Fuck Trish Challenge" It wasn't a challenge, but they're saying it was. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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NERV bros are winning this season #fishtanklive
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It's so unbelievably over Sylvia bros. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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When you've been in the tank 3 days and you still haven't solved the mystery. #fishtanklive
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Lance: "Lancepill?" Vance: "Yeah we can call this the Lancepill." #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate
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Brian's time has come to an end on the Fishtank, and so he's off to join the Coast Guard. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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Ben has a pep talk with Tayleigh. He commends her for clocking Trish in the face. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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After Shinji's absolute theft of the lounge, the loung gang wakes up to discover they can't have nothing in Detroit. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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Everyone leaves Room 2, Jon finds the hot dogs. Jon: "Fuck me, they're everywhere." #FishTank #fishtanklive
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1:45 AM - More POV footage of Greg being an absolute menace. #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankliveupdate
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Shinji cleans just like Mr. Miyagi taught him. He takes the opportunity to communicate to Bravo Team through the intercom, he tells them "Remember, no Russian." TTS asks him to sing Baka Mitai. #fishtanklive
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Damn Damiel, it's been real #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate
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Ben takes Tayleigh upstairs to gather Summer's clothes. Ben asks Tayleigh if she feels like his new deep Jimmy-like voice would increase his chance with the ladies. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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Jet pulls Tay into room 1, there's loud thumping coming from the wall. Jet goes into room 2 to investigate to find Jimmy breaking the wall apart again. He returns to room 1 to tell Tay about his toothache. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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The Judge shows TJ, Tayleigh, and Trish the clip of Greg punching Frank in the face #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankliveupdates
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@JackPosobiec I wouldn't trust joe biden to greet me at walmart
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@FerociouslyS @M101News add this one to the cringe compilation
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@KevinDahmer So even Yandere Sim got finished before Yandere Sim got finished, what a wild ride 2020 has been
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@Actually_Tina The fact that there's not a single camera flash is what got me
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Bryan has a 1-to-1 with the kitchen camera, he knows you guys are bullshitting about the Brian Buddies thing, he's on to you. #fishtanklive
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Jet comes up to talk to Tayleigh about why Tai has been fired from the show. #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankliveupdate
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TTS and Sound effects escalate dramatically to force the TJ and Taylor kiss. Taylor eventually folds for 250 chips. TJ tells her it's for the show. They kiss. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate #fishtankdotlive
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Sylvia actually busted her ass twice tonight, this is after she triggered Chris. #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate
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Josie pleads with Lance to not throw the resources down into the basement. Josie: "No! Please don't do that!" Lance: *No response - dead stare* #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdate
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