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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

Now that I'm seeing the tape, these guys were clearly walking through the airport peacefully on 9/11. #J6Tapes

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@JamWaterhouse @geeksofdoom At this point, do you think Putin understands that martyring this man will make Zelensky an immortal folk hero? You think the Che Guevara tshirt became iconic? This image with "I don't need a ride" on it will be forever.

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@TRHLofficial So nice of one of Tim Pool's morons to pay me a visit today. That's clearly not the analogy I'm making but you know that. You also know that I would dog walk your boss in an actual debate.

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@1chillout06 I see them too. Looking at the post times, I'm sure more than half of those accounts are fake.

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@NRA Maria Putina says hi

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@jackabryan

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1 year

@RepRiggleman Thank you!

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

I fixed that Lara Trump joint.

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@hmm11960 The virgins who stormed the capitol?

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

2 years

@ProjectLincoln @TheRickWilson I made a 45 supporting family member watch his NFT infomercial. I held my phone to his face and watched the disappointment travel across his cheeks until his smile surrendered in a scowl of confusion and shame. I now know the joy the Buddhists tell you is possible.

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1 year

@Jmchi69 *you're

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1 year

@TRHLofficial Am I? Huh...

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

Point me to the Jasmine Crocket merch table right now.

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Omg wow this

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doug wortel

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2 years

@BobDigi69 @TheDenofNerds @JamesGunn @SwaggyB_23 Professional culture war minstrel Jack Posebic is your source....🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

@wutsa_g3mm4 I feel bad for the families who have to sit with them on Thursday.

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

@tpa_1960 The analogy was right there. But thank you!

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

@ForgiatoBlow47 @GenFlynn @JimmyLevyMusic This is hilariously low rent. Everyone in this video is right out the bargain bin.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

Thank you all for the new follows. I did NOT expect that shout-out tonight. Thank you, @RepRiggleman

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

@kingludlow1977 He's clearly saying, "I buried Paul"

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

2 years

@DavidLewisTN @FoxNews So don't vote then

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

2 years

@JusinFyi @CITClassroom "Great example"

Police: Man arrested after grabbing juvenile in sexual manner

A man who many know as an advocate for bone marrow donations has been arrested.

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@ElDouglaso

2 years

@Anonymousones11

Truck Driver Rams Into Abortion Rights Demonstrators At Roe Rally In Iowa

A victim told HuffPost that the agitated driver careened into protesters on purpose in downtown Cedar Rapids. At least one person was hospitalized.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

2 years

@tusk_elongated @thecjpearson Thus very thread was started by someone who made disgusting jokes about Paul Pelosi

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

3 years

@cookedinwine @deesnider Those of us who weren't necessarily Twisted Sister fans remember the PMRC trials. We remember who spoke out and who didn't. Respect.

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@ElDouglaso

3 years

@CAKEMUSIC Just leaving this here for ya. You know like cookies for Santa really.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

2 years

@LangmanVince The Obama rally dwarfed that and the folks there actually bathe.

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@ElDouglaso

2 years

@MuellerSheWrote @NewYorkabroad @Canexican @MSNBC Was it Jason Uncircumsizedface?

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

10 months

Come for @RepRiggleman 's reading of the Mike Lee texts. Stay for @mattbegins breakdown of REM stage l.a.r.pers on Benadryl. This episode has everything. Tune in @ 9pm EST

Mike Lee & The Benadryl Dream Warriors

The new season of The Mighty Peculiar continues with possibly its most wide ranging episode yet.First up Denver holds a fireside insurrection by reading the ...

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@ElDouglaso

2 years

@ksorbs How long before you're selling supplements?

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@ElDouglaso

2 years

@UltraMAGAMat @AntonioArellano He's a traitor. You were duped. Your favorite personalities, you tubers etc all a grift. I'm sorry. The rest of us are here for you. It's okay to be wrong.

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2 years

Key point: Two sections of the Espionage Act (§ 793(d) & (f)) apply even to those *lawfully* in possession of national security information — and prohibit certain conduct even by those who were entitled to have the underlying material in the first place:

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11 months

Our country is just the town from Footloose now.

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@ElDouglaso

2 years

@SUBRATA30016572 It's over. He's done. Move on.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

2 years

@RealCalvin1 Cool soundbyte, bro. I hear that on the right wing channels all the time. So yeah, I see "the power of the media" indeed.

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

@TRHLofficial This failed actress tryna rally...

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1 year

@MrSantosNY Hey, gurl. When you reporting to jail?

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

3 years

@ShtiiGaming @NBCNews He only has access to an entire international intelligence community....

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

@quant_smart Or else you'd challenge them to a Nascar race?

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

@RepRiggleman The That Cost Extra Terrestrial!

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

2 years

@Sandra38624749 #magasuckers

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2 years

So Trump raised $250 million for post-election “defense fund,” he spent $7.2 million (including $200,000 on his own hotels), and where did the rest go?

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

Our Satanic Panic prelude episode is straight up haunted. It goes live at 9pm Tonight. Tune in.

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

@LotsaSisu I mean, it's right there!

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@ElDouglaso

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@Acyn @HeatherThomasAF God help anyone trying to exploit my kid at their lowest moments.

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@ElDouglaso

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@DubSkin @emptywheel That "story" is fishy.

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@ElDouglaso

2 years

@Eve6 Steve Bannon is a failed screenwriter

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@ElDouglaso

2 years

@jzux Set someone else on fire and see if you can still outscream them. Sometimes just knowing you're not suffering alone makes it better.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

We literally did a show about this place.

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1 year

Mike Bickle, leader of International house of prayer (IHOP) has been credibly accused of sexual abuse spanning several decades.

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

Tonight's episode of The Mighty Peculiar is so frickin' bananas I actually logged into this stupid app to tweet about it. We got demons, vomit buckets, more evangelical griftian follies, lust pointers, mall creeps, magic fingers and Diamond Denver Lee Roth!

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

@MatthewNichol5 His wife is a hero.

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

@Jmchi69 That's the MAGA tell so... Anyway, have a great holiday

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

11 months

@ken_akehurst The same way that you don't actually understand the analogy. Give it another minute and if it still doesn't click bitch about me on 4chan or something.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

3 years

@blueheartedly @joncoopertweets @seanhannity And well there's this Breaking News too...

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

3 years

@TheRickWilson They're finally speaking the language this moment demands.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

@Travis_in_Flint Wait. Who was president during the lockdown again? Over 1 million Americans died of covid. Also, yes. You're in a cult. A low rent, grifting cult.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

2 years

@ThatEricAlper Mason Alexander Park's cover of Bowie's "Where ARE We Now?"

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@ElDouglaso

2 years

@ksorbs How long before you're selling supplements?

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

Our favorite law firm applauds Ray Epps' decision to sue Fox News #conspiracy #qanon #morons #rayepps #chickenscominghome #fugyoupayme

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

3 years

@GoOilers_17 @TheRickWilson Just leaving this here, Rick. Wouldn't want you to forget to tweet the story 10,000 times

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

2 years

@NashvilleTea Ted Cruz seen here getting to the bottom of the matter...

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@ElDouglaso

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@DannyDrinksWine

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

Brooklyn's own Alan Arkin *seen here in one of my all-time favorites opposite Peter Falk in The In-Laws (1979)* passed away today. His resume is a million gorgeous miles long and his work will out live us all. Rest In Peace, Alan. You were a gift.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

3 years

Remember when our last President was impeached a second time for attempting to extort The Ukraine? I got your #BidensWar hashtag right here..m

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

9 months

Please enjoy these Dollar Tree Nazis being thwarted by a metro card.

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9 months

Many thousands of #nyc commuters use these turnstiles correctly every day. But these white nationalist demonstrators who marched here on Saturday seemed to struggle with it.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

Part II Of The Mighty Peculiar Satanic Panic series drops at 9pm. Join the high council of Peculiarphiles on YouTube for a live chat with @RepRiggleman @mattbegins & @ElDouglaso

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

11 months

the kids are alright

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen

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11 months

Oh my God. A student just called out a Moms for Liberty founder and school board member after it was revealed she had a threesome while slandering LGBTQ people for “sexual immorality.”

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

2 years

@stevenroyradio @ACTBrigitte Please tell me you donated to the #stopthesteal grift so I can giggle at you.

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@ElDouglaso

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@RealSpikeCohen

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@ElDouglaso

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@FoxNews You mean the generational shift that happens every decade?

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@ElDouglaso

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Rest in peace our little Louie "Rabble Scrabble" Wortel

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

So the world is just one big round Only Fans?

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

@NadasBubblegum @TRHLofficial The analogy is about the cherry picking of surveillance footage. But that was before I learned that 1/6 wasn't actually MAGA but a conspiracy of masked AntiFa instigators who tricked these lawful loving folks into beating the police. I'm up to speed now.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

@ThatEricAlper Paul's Boutique

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@ElDouglaso

2 years

@ThatEricAlper "I Want You Back" by the Jackson 5 is perfect. It's the best crafted pop song of the 20th Century period.

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

She didn't miss.

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@ElDouglaso

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@Motley_Su @PunkRockStory Lifetime is fantastic. The production is what The End Of Silence SHOULD'VE sounded like. But it's technically the second full length after Black Flag. Hot Animal Machine was the first.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

Go ahead and laugh but this is like my third burner account. All my others were banned because I kept reminding Mike Huckabee that his son once tortured and killed a dog. True story.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

@james_jinnette1 He was literally caught ripping off his investors. It's like you people don't know what Google is.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

2 years

@kylenabecker @phillies2008w @BNONews Like this one?

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

Just watched this whole clip thinking it's hard to believe this band was even real. Wow.

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

Two intellectual giants.

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1 year

Junior and Roseanne Barr discuss the history of Islam tonight.

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1 year

Guys, I'm starting to think Kushner maybe didn't solve this.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

@pattonoswalt Alice Cooper puts a broken bicycle through another human being. The Academy itself should reconsider Prince Of Darkness just for that scene alone.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

I got a pretty good amount of sleep last night. I don't want to overstate, but I really do feel like I can take both Property Brothers in a fight right now.

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@ElDouglaso

9 months

Live shot of E. Jean Caroll

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

I'm proud of this cold open. It was written for tonight's episode of The Mighty Peculiar but it hits even harder in light of recent events. The bit also features some stellar acting by @RepRiggleman and @mattbegins

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@ElDouglaso

2 years

@kylenabecker @phillies2008w @BNONews

Brett Meiselas 🇺🇸🦅

@BMeiselas

2 years

Here’s a video of him watching Trump’s motorcade (you see his face at the end)

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10 months

Here. I made it watchable. (sound on)

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

Somebody should do a YouTube show explaining the anatomy of this madness -- and that YouTube show should air tonight at 9pm EST via the link -- that will hypothetically be tweeted below this tweet. Also, @RepRiggleman should host said YouTube show.

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A lede for the ages: “Evangelical Christian leader Russell Moore revealed this week that many evangelical pastors have become alarmed that their Trump-loving congregants have become so militant that they are even rejecting the teachings of Jesus Christ.”

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1 year

There's no new Mighty Peculiar episode this week. We're taking a much needed break.

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

2 years

@SoulAtlantic Maybe don't paint with such a big brush, my guy. Rupaul often speaks out, and Bob's show literally takes place ON THE FRONT LINES

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

@Jmchi69 @VictorPV956 *you're

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

I once spent the weekend in Jimmy Buffett's guest house. He left the night before on his sea plane from LI to the keys. He left me a bottle of tequila and a copy of Paul Simon's Rhythm Of The Saints next to a little note that read, "D. Put this on first thing in the morning."

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@realdeepakterra @LauraLoomer @JamesOKeefeIII If HPV were people...

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

Late last night, I watched The Last Movie, Putney Swope and a Roxy Music documentary on one streaming service. Viva @NightFlightNet

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@ElDouglaso

3 years

@emptywheel Psssst. They found actual real criming..

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doug wortel

@ElDouglaso

1 year

The little rascals of date rape

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1 year

The female mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same. None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo.

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1 year

@LamCran007 Enjoy your LARP now, buddy. Gen Z is going to finish the whole MAGA shit off and that makes me smile. Cheers!

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@ElDouglaso

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@Jimmykapaau @TRHLofficial Hey, now! I'll have you know this woman was a big deal at the character breakfast of her local Six Flags. She also has her own brand of folksy throw pillows that say "Live Laugh, Libtard" on them.

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@ElDouglaso

1 year

If only American journalists could learn to 'Break It Like Beckham'

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David Beckham calls out wife Victoria for saying she grew up ‘working class’ in new Netflix docuseries: “Be honest! What car did your dad drive you to school in?”

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