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All things Parramatta Eels.

Parramatta, New South Wales
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“What do you think is the worst account on Twitter?”
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When Mum walks through the door with KFC. #Matildas
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Aaron Woods, CPU defender. #NRLMagicRound
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Reece Walsh: crash test dummy. #NRLRaidersBroncos
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Post try celebrations have gone to another level in recent weeks. #NRLWEelsTigers
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Maybe the greatest post try celebration of all time. #NRLSharksWarriors
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You: What’s it like being an Eels supporter in 2018? Me:
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Happy Mothers Day to all the Rugby League Mums out there.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE BLOODY DID IT #NRLCowboysEels
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Remember, this critique comes from a man who chooses to dress like a pirate when on TV.
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I’m sorry, but I just can’t get into AFL. It’s like watching seagulls fight over a chip. #AFLSwansPies
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You’re not fooling anyone, mate. #NRLWarriorsEels
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Not sure who to give credit to for this.
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One day textbooks will note that the demise of the Parramatta Eels directly coincided with the departure of Tom Opacic.
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Shout out to this Eels fan.
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Sold out game, Easter Monday, 75 year anniversary, old boys guard of honour, Eels flying, opposition winless. Not a soul in the Rugby League world thinks we will lose this afternoon. As any Eels fan knows, this is an absolute disaster. #NRLEelsTigers
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I’m no Walsh apologist, but what on earth is this.
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Tragedy is all around us. #NRLBroncosBulldogs
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Gutho: It was his shoulder. AJ Brimson: It was my shoulder. Bunker: It was in the head. HIA Doctor: It was his shoulder. #NRLTitansEels
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Reed Mahoney accidentally saying “blue and gold” instead of “blue and white” is the Rugby League equivalent of introducing your new flame by your ex-girlfriend’s name. I don’t make the rules. #NRLMagicRound
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I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to my three boys for introducing them to the Parramatta Eels. #NRLBulldogsEels
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In regards to the ramifications on the outcome of a game, that actually might be the worst decision in NRL history. #NRLCowboysTigers
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Peter FitzSimons, speaking about the NRL, 18th March vs Peter FitzSimons, speaking about Rugby Union, today. -M
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Reed Mahoney evidently not a huge fan of Try July. #NRLBulldogsBroncos
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The trick to having a convincing burner account is to not make it too obvious. -M
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So we let Penrith keep Mansour, but got Waqa, RCG and Sivo; let Manly get TRex back but got Lane, Gutho and Gower; let the Tigers get Twal but nabbed Matto and Moses and now we have swindled the Dragons by trading them Corey Norman for ... Jai Field?
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Kalyn Ponga had 18 tackle breaks tonight. This is not a misprint. 18. #Origin
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Anthony Maroon being shown respect by his colleagues.
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What are you looking forward to most this weekend? @RheemAustralia
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That looks like an AFL stadium, guys.
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Condolences to any US citizens watching the game who recognise Matt Lodge. -M #NRLBroncosEels
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The Channel 9 commentators are truly insufferable. #Origin
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List of Rugby League people who have a higher than 95% approval rating: - Benji Marshall - Peter Sterling - The Morris twins Who have I missed?
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Will be missed.
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A bull got loose and started chasing players around the field during warm up for the Catalans vs St Helens game overnight. If this isn’t now part of Magic Round festivities this afternoon, the NRL is deadset not even trying. #innovation #NRLMagicRound
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Eels extend Shaun Lane for 3 more seasons. That’s good business.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this (Channel 9), but great players don’t always make great commentators. #NRLGF
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I’m going to be honest, it’s getting harder and harder to defend him.
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Who did this? 😂
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Guys, I’m not sure Kalyn Ponga is a very good defensive fullback. #Origin
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One of these things is not like the other.
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Part of the Eels game plan was to get under Reed’s skin. Exhibit A: #NRLEelsBulldogs
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‘Made for Las Vegas’ What does this even mean
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Fox League condemning racial insensitivity in the same article they caption a photo of Sunia Turuva as Api Koroisau is absolutely perfect👌
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"Penrith are really bad winners. There’s a smugness and they piss in their own party." 👀👀
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People who think Jordan McLean is a better choice for the Blues than RCG: Brad Fittler, Jordan McLean's mum. People who don't: Everyone else.
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Dylan Edwards with defensive fullback perfection. #NRLPanthersStorm
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How Panthers fans see Edwards; how the rest of the NRL see him. #NRLStormPanthers
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You know, Todd Payten always said the top teams get all the calls. #NRLCowboysTigers
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I enjoyed watching it last year, but the NRL is a much, much better viewing product this year.
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In case you were wondering. Stephen Crichton has now clearly overtaken Clint Gutherson in the ‘average games for the Blues at centre’ department. #Origin
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Paul Vautin’s “who won the dancing contest?” is one of the more disrespectful questions you’ll ever hear during a Rugby League broadcast. Somehow both absolutely appalling and not the least bit surprising. -M #NRLAllStars
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Shout out to all the Manly fans who paid $70 to breathe in asbestos fibres and watch the Panthers put 100 on their team. #NRLManlyPanthers
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James Hooper’s articles read like the Facebook feed of an obsessed ex girlfriend.
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So much for being homesick, George… Williams heads to the Gold Coast: @JimmyBrings 🧐🔥❓ 👉 ✍ James Hooper
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Hang it in the Louvre.
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If ever you want to see the standard of “journalism” in the mainstream media watch @DaveRic1 on #nrl360 tonight. Absolute rumour mongering at its best. Sad, pathetic and desperate
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If you are at the lockdown protest in Sydney today, please make yourself known to the rest of us.
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SPOTTED: Original Crushers jersey.
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Thoughts and prayers, @app85
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The Eels have now knocked off both the Storm and the Panthers in 2022. Hope is a dangerous thing for an Eels fan. Hope can drive a man insane.
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If you’re blaming the refs for this loss you’re doing it wrong. Dragons were MUCH better, deserved the win. #NRLEelsDragons
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This is Buzz at his absolute worst.
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NRL Twitter PSA: If US viewers of Rugby League love the sport, but happen to call it ‘Rugby’, just let it go. -M
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People who support teams that didn’t make the Finals taking shots at Parra fans because we lost a Grand Final? 😂 #NRLGF
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“Is the ref looking? If so, my head hurts.” #NRLDragonsTigers
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4 teams, 3 Grand Finals. Not even the magic of Momirovski could break the Tigers’ curse.
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Dear @NRL , Rather than bringing in new rules to fix the issues they have created, we think you should instead roll back the introduction of the new 6 again rules. Signed, Everyone.
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Incredible.
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Life comes at you fast.
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For a fractured team playing past their Week 2 hoodoo, that should have acclimatised in NQ earlier, playing for a coach who has lost the dressing room, in a city where they hadn’t won since 2017 & in a stadium the Cows had never lost a Final; I just think the Eels did pretty well
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I know I say a lot of things on here but I genuinely want the Parramatta Eels to win the NRL Grand Final on Sunday night. I wish them nothing but the best. #NRLGF
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Regardless of the other bits and pieces, there’s no denying that Penrith were the much better team tonight. It’s still been a great season to be an Eels fan and I look forward to what 2023 brings. Credit to the Panthers, the NRL 2022 Premiers. #NRLGF
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The King sets it straight regarding Klemmer. -M
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What’s the best sign you’ve ever seen at a Rugby League game?
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Just a reminder that Tim Smith had 40 try assists in 2005, his rookie season. That’s still a record for most try assists in a season by any player, rookie or otherwise. For context, Nathan Cleary had 21 try assists in total across his first two seasons as an NRL halfback.
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Storm fans seem to be taking their first loss in a decade quite well. -M
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THESE EMOTIONS. #NRLStormEels
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Controversial take: Harry Grant playing for the Tigers is a better player than Harry Grant playing for the Storm. #NRLStormPanthers
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Is it a “weak gutted dog” or is it a “weak gutter dog”? Just updating my CV.
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A HATTRICK BECAUSE IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY. #NRLBulldogsEels
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Just a reminder that if you think the NRL influences the outcome of contest because they don’t want your team to win, you’re an idiot.
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Hey @TheParraEels , a few quick things to note: 1. There’s no apostrophe in plurals 2. Re-sign Junior Paulo 3. Thanks.
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The NRL and COVID-19, a thread. -M NRL: We’d like play again on 28 May. AFL Media: Are you INSANE? You’re putting lives at risk! Also AFL Media: Early June is much more reasonable. Also AFL Media: DRINK DRIVING IS NOT THAT BAD!
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The Mole has tweeted that we’re signing Hannay to be our Head Coach. Joey Johns has just come in and said we’ve appointed Ryles. This can only mean that Dean Young will be appointed as the next coach of the Parramatta Eels.
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This is an absolutely top tier sporting interview featuring English Rugby player Joe Marler. 60 seconds you won’t regret.
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Mitch Moses with another one of his typical flat track bully performances - playing halfback in two games to beat the best players on the planet. #Origin
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Sure, Curtis Scott seems like a villain, but Eels fans should remember he also painted this masterpiece:
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I'm far from a Cartwright, Corey or Moylan apologist, but what even is this article? Give it up, Buzz.
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@CarrieQThinks Hi, this tweet is not at all accurate. People are not being forced to take the jab in Australia, nor does this video show that.
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. @TheParraEels are about to announce a $1.5 million profit in 2021, despite losing four huge home games and the Leagues Club being closed since COVID lockdown. Hats off to Jim Sarantinos and the team. Outstanding result.
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*Brendan Hands has our attack absolutely clicking like it hasn’t at any point this season* Barrett: I think it’s Joey Lussick time. #NRLEelsRoosters
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Game III, 73rd minute … No Gutho. #Origin
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After living through some pretty tough seasons as an Eels supporter, this clip has hit me like a mack truck.
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I wish Jake nothing but the best at his new club. Hope he kicks on and kills it for Manly. Other than the fact he’s joining one of our arch rivals, I’d like to think all @TheParraEels fans will join me.
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Making friends over on The Facebook.
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At the airport, all the Eels are here, in line to pass through security. Just said to BA: “Good win, coach.” He said: “Thank you, mate.” “Mate”? Tap the brakes, Brad. We barely know each other.
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“Maybe we’ll just tell your mother we ate all the pie.”
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If this is what ‘past it’ looks like, I don’t want to be fit.
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If you read this as a sentence, it makes perfect sense.
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Well said, @Andy_Raymond
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