Jeffrey Stoneberger @Eatmecookme Twitter profile

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@atrupar Stop letting men comment on things exclusively for women.

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@TheNBACentral Then take issue with scoring more points.

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@CaseyHalp Bad lip reading

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@TheNBACentral Give Lebron 3yrs of mileage back. Of course they were better.

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@RepThomasMassie Being mad at the inclusion of people is like being mad at freedom. What does government have to do with church?

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@colecubelic Immediately garbs the head & neck. This hit doesn’t grow the game, it reduces it.

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@TheoAshNFL Imagine this being your take after 175yds 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@AccountableGOP Hell of a foreign policy there Marge. Georgia is a wild place man.

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@RepNancyMace @RideCARTA You literally voted against the thing you are celebrating 🥳

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@HauserBrett Blew what? Was he playing LB guarding the RB/TE? What tape did you watch?

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@MarshaBlackburn Please take the tin-foil hat off

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@laurenboebert LMAO 🤣 America followed a team of liars and it cost Fox almost a billion dollars

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@MindOfVito @michaelrubin @Fanatics @Nike One might say it was giant 😂

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@thomasrp93 Bro you got 3 offers. You overplayed the hand, thinking Howie was gonna put the Jamal Adams number on the check. We ain’t Seattle.

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@NUCLRGOLF @b_dechambeau The only thing that’s a 9iron about that club is the number on it

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@RealSkipBayless What if in the last 26 years your team didn’t suck every year.

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@JdubsGolf_ @PGATOUR @CSChallengeFW He’s a club pro. Sit down 🪑

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@LIVGolfNation His approval rating is lower than Biden & Trump’s put together

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@Daniel_Rapaport It should definitely be Phil’s

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@es3_09 Thank God

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@TyLakeShow @UltimateFighter @SteveSPORTTalk1 @espn You know he crushed him right 😂

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@TheAthletic Jimmy Butler. These boys are salty.

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@NUCLRGOLF Bryson. No-one cares. Enjoy your money.

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@PHLEaglesNation You have to look at who the writer is and understand that they were BIG MAD.

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@_MLFootball @lionsfanreport @LionsNationU @That1LionsFan @woodwardsports Problem solved

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@Coloradosearch1 @JoeBiden •GDP is booming •DOW/Nas/S&P 500 all booming •Unemployment (historically low) •95% better off than the rest of world with inflation (including China & Russia) •Real estate market flourishing even with high interest rates •Social security & Medicare (0% threat)

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@Acyn @FoxNews learned nothing after getting dismantled by Dominion. 800mil less dollars and here we are with these takes that these people 100% do not believe to be true.

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@Eddie_21001 @KVanValkenburg 😂 yeah f-ing right. He was on the bag for this bro

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@_MLFootball @DavidOjabo Why not just try for 52 or 20 😂😂😂

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@futur3memori3s Max always wanted to win the argument. Steven wanted to put on a SHOW. Max has an ability to pursue truths. Max would be amazing in a UFC/Boxing podcast/MAX interview show where he could interview guys behind the scenes. I would call it: Maxin’ the gym

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@PHLEaglesNation Jalen Carter will have 2 sacks AJ Brown will get 130yds & 1td My boy @SmithNoland2 is healthy and ready to spy those Baker runs.

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@GovRonDeSantis Imagine if you helped the thousands of contractors looking for workers

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@es3_09 There’s levels to bad

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@isaiahthomas Roll up dawg

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@Daniel_Rapaport His entire body, left his body

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@ThePhillyPod 3 forced throws after this

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@TheVolumeSports @ColinCowherd Sean Payton is a drastically overrated coach

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@PFF @PFF_Sam Stop the 🧢

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@KylePorterCBS There’s ways of doing shit where you don’t burn the village. Phil has lacked that quality for 20yrs.

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@LIVGolfNation There’s nothing corrupt about disliking 2 of the easiest people to dislike on planet Earth.

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@NFL_DovKleiman That Dodge quality

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@TheBirdsBlitz @Eagles @NFL @NFLOfficiating Washington was given 5 first downs by penalty on third downs. One of the most compelling stats you will ever see.

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@NFLonFOX Didn’t even attempt to grab the ball

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@KylePorterCBS Never sit BROOKS

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@SportsRadioWIP A-

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@TheNBACentral @ColinCowherd AD for Luka

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@barstoolsports @JimmyButler best Jimmy moment ever was this song and @carmeloanthony reaction

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@StevenCheah Duplicate it. YOU CANT 🎯

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@pmcdonaldCBS The only thing Louisville deserves after that 💩 show is the hard L

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@EliotShorrParks No matter how much toxicity the Philly media brings to the table guys like this are why the word TEAM exists.

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@jemelehill Jemele you’ve become a very decent writer with the Athletic. Can you acknowledge that this is Angel’s second “non basketball play” in less than a month against the same player.? A player whom she has openly shared a bitter feud. This isn’t Bird vs. Magic. This is more of a Bird

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@PHLEaglesNation Bet $600 on the over

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@WhitlockJason Uncle Tom Jason Whitlock

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@JClarkNBCS They were booing him because he’s the biggest drama queen in the history of the NBA.

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@AP Imagine suing a non-profit that is literally proving your company is responsible for enabling horrendous behavior.

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@nflrums @derekcarrqb Now list their offensive line

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@patriottakes Get you hands away from that man’s personal space.

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@es3_09 Carrying the ball directly to a guy who called you a bum 🎯

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@Eater Prob the wrong person to talk about greed

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@ImBearingDown Double & triple coverage #beast

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@NFL_DovKleiman REID BLANKENSHIP

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@patriottakes He didn’t just dodge service he did everything humanly possible not to serve. And those bone spurs never seem to effect his golf

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@_MLFootball @JoeyB @The_Ecyclopedia @thebengalorian @DrewGarrison Urban Meyer has the same vibe as Brett Favre

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@havertzsmiles I won

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@LIVGolfNation You gonna change that handle to LIVPGA NATION 😂😂😂😂

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@MLBONFOX @astros The Astros could add Babe Ruth & Ted Williams at the trade deadline and will still be the least liked team in the @MLB by a landslide

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@SportsRadioWIP @JoeGiglioSports You said Maxey but meant Harden

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@shealynkilroy DH gate or NFL shop?

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@NFL_DovKleiman @TheAthletic Jalen outplayed Pat in Super Bowl. Numbers don’t lie.

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@AmateurStatus Get off my lawn comment of the year 😂😂😂

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@PFF_Sam Kills me as an Eagles fan to admit this but I think Sean Taylor would have been better than Troy P, Ed Reed, and Brian Dawkins if he were alive.

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@ShaneHaffNFL The held Sweat & Reddick all night long

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@NathalieABC17 @PHLEaglesNation True love ❤️

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@jasrifootball Top 15 QB Guys he’s graded ahead of right now: Brock Purdy Joe Burrow Jalen Hurts Dak Prescott

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@AJBeezyBetta @DeVontaSmith_6 @Eagles You can’t pay a QB and 2 WR’s. It’s never happened.

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@NUCLRGOLF @LegionXIIIgc LIV is so boring they’re tweeting about cursing

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@BleacherReport dude will never play football again. And if he doesn't get help soon he may be dead or in jail.

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@AP There’s nothing prime about CNN

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@PHLEaglesNation # 5 option…none

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@DezBryant 🤫

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@KylePorterCBS Show his putting stats bro

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@Outlaw_CowboyFB @AdamSchefter

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@1kalwaysopen_ Bro you gonna have the whole city lookin for that man

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@JClarkNBCS No. Dak is their QB

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@GovRonDeSantis How about rehabbing the work force so the thousands of hurricane effected homes have someone to work on them.

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@bigplay24slay That was an awful call. +7 on the ref

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@jemelehill You know perfectly well that I meant the Atlantic and you cannot club people in the head regardless of whatever hyperbolic media narrative sports journalists want to write.

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@RealSkipBayless 26yrs of “we are going to the Super Bowl”

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@es3_09 Stay off the weed

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@ThePhillyPod Gotta run in that situation. Run down the clock and kick. The bravado and the stats don’t mean shit. Guarantee wins, don’t hope that the other coach doesn’t have the balls to go for 2.

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@LRiddickESPN Damn Lou. You kept the receipts 🧾 📌

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@NFL_DovKleiman Same agent as Jalen Hurts

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@danorlovsky7 @TheVolumeSports @ColinCowherd Dan they scored 20pts. stop the 🧢

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@Outlaw_CowboyFB @AdamSchefter Just remember Parsons face and that was before we got Swift

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@NBAonTNT Jason Tatum my 🍑

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@NoLayingUp If you aren’t putting well, dunking chip shots and eagles is a sure fire move.

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@barstoolsports @espn should pair JJ & @maxkellerman

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@sethjoyner @PHLEaglesNation He only has a platform because of nepotism. Dad has opened every door. Chris breaks down game tape like the guy who came up with the giant crease in the door in a public bathroom stall.

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@BleacherReport It’s spelled dawg

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@nflrums The Cowboys have to sign Parsons, Dak, and Lamb. They have absolutely zero money for a CB1. Yall need to stop.

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