Various comments & Doujin quotes from E-Hentai(dot)org. Submissions accepted. (DM for anonymous submissions.) Check pinned tweet for my avatar's source.
Oh so when HE fucks a mermaid, everyone says "Wow! I wish I were just like him" or "Damn that guy is lucky." But when I fuck a mermaid everyone's like "You fucking idiot, that's a manatee." Where's the equality?