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Matarael. (break)

15 days

What a beautiful time! Abundant strength, new fighters from all over! Lillith was a fool to want this destroyed! The world isn't to be restarted, it's a perfect fit to thrive! I just need... a target.

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11 months

(Ooc) I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHY EVERYONE IS BEING SHADOWBANNED!?!?!? THOSE DUMB SLASHES, WE'VE BEEN TALKIN OOC SO MUCH THEY THINK WE'RE BOTS SAME REASON WHY ALMOST EVERY TIME YOU SEND IT IN A DM, IT ASKS FOR A CAPCHA VERIFY

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Family Photo!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Reply if your mom's dead!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

7 months

//normally I hate politics, makes my stomach turn. But out of respect, and for awareness of lives being slaughtered, I be participating in the global boycott as much as I can. #FreePalestine From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

9 months

Impact.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

9 months

(3/3)

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Seductive Sunday? I prefer Saxophone Sunday!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Hehe! Everyone's favorite EVA Pilot has returned! Did'ja miss me?

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

Rei comforting people Vs. Asuka "Comforting" people.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

10 months

So I've been doing a little bit of thinking...

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Guten Tag! You guys ever just

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

9 months

Finish.

Turles.

@SaiyanBotan4

9 months

... It happened again...

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Don't be transphobic. Be groovin'.

Baseduka 🇺🇸🇵🇭🇯🇵

@basedukas

1 year

Probably the safest meme I can make rn

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Jump into traffic

Rei Ayanami

@AyanamiDaily

1 year

You work at NERV. None of us are normal.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

Hey, you! I'm picking a few people to help lead the #ParodyRoadTrip ! Anyone can come, of course, but only a set few are gonna pick locations, help plan, and ride with me! Reply, and I'll consider you!

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Matarael. (break)

@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

//holy fucking shit. I got it. //i really can't thank you all enough. Odds are, I'll do a full on appreciation thread on how i got here, then something yall can actually interact with. //but just for now, thank you all so much, you have no idea how much this means to me 😭😭😭

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Closing.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

H-Happy Mother's Day... Mom. Sorry I can't be with you.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

Okay! Our squad for the #ParodyRoadTrip is picked! Info on the event is below!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

7 months

#Skygrounds2 I said frame one, and I meant it.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Frisk

@Fallenh_man

1 year

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

6 months

Nah, I'd mog.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Fuck it, banner time! You have 24 hours, or you won't be included!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

I fucking hate this guy...

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

10 months

#ParodyRoadTrip ! Here's the first stop, the city on the edge of tomorrow, Night City! Be sure to have fun, and tag your posts with the hashtag! Drive below!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

10 months

If parodytwt had whatsapp 😂😂😂

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

9 months

(3/3)

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

I hate this... Save me.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

I don't like this game...

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Cmon... you know you want it.

Bridge! 🏳️‍⚧️🍉

@TheTownInsideM3

1 year

oh wow! A free Blahaj!

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Matarael. (break)

@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

The greatest group chat to ever exist. The Girlboss GC, also known as the Asuka GC.

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Matarael. (break)

@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

7 months

Mecha Wins?

Mecha sonic

@Mecha_s0nic

7 months

@EVA_2_THE_GOAT You're really not going to drop this are you? Fine. Give me your all.

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Matarael. (break)

@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

//Okay, actual appreciation thread to people who really helped me get to 1k. Probably later in, just people I find cool. Image of my dog for attention.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

9 months

Accident.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

9 months

//im gonna call a hiatus. //wit the fucked up leg, financial issues, and other personal factors, i just dont have motivation nor time to parody for now. //ill still be around, just not posting. Hope you all understand :)

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

5 months

Good morning. Today is April the 1st, 2024.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

I'm gonna fucking kill him. This isn't a prank! This is assisted suicide!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

When you accidentally type 😂😂🗑😂

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Matarael. (break)

@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

10 months

EVERYONE! THIS IS BUCK, THE VOTE FOR REI MASCOT! THEY'RE HERE TO REMIND YOU TO VOTE FOR BUCKING REI! AND IF YOU DON'T BUCKING VOTE FOR REI, AND SHE LOSES? ... I kill the dog.

Ryūko Matoi (broke.)

@RyukoEffinMatoi

10 months

@AgentP_OWCA vs @CREATIONOFMAN_

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

4 months

BLEH!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

The U.A. staff started talking about body counts and uhhh.... Do I tell em, chat? Do I gotta?

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

10 months

#ParodyRoadTrip Our next stop is the Hoenn region! Once again, you have about a day before we leave, so be sure to get out there and have some fun!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

That's rude! I'm perfectly normal, I'll have you know.

Silk

@TheSilkBride

1 year

Hi. My name is Silk. You're all, uh... really weird. And that’s coming from the woman who is hanging upside down right now.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Man, I feel like shit right now. How are all of you?

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

6 months

Game night with Toji always ends like this...

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

8 months

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

10 months

Sorry boy, it had to be done.

Matarael. (break)

@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

10 months

EVERYONE! THIS IS BUCK, THE VOTE FOR REI MASCOT! THEY'RE HERE TO REMIND YOU TO VOTE FOR BUCKING REI! AND IF YOU DON'T BUCKING VOTE FOR REI, AND SHE LOSES? ... I kill the dog.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

9 months

[She hasn't left her room since the fight.]

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

10 months

I LOVE BEING LATE TO TRENDS!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

I think I pissed off some wizard...

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Haha! I have a voice, and you don't!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

10 months

Idiot, get fucking wobbled.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

//sometimes its easy to forget, WE ARE NOT PRO WRITERS! //we make mistakes, we reuse tropes, its okay for something to not be as good as it was in the past, and you have a right to THINK that //but dont dog on a writer for messing up, cause all that does is make em feel bad.

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Matarael. (break)

@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

10 months

//i got two things to say //im not gonna be too active this week, cause i got finals, and two performances for my band //because of this, #parodyroadtrip is hereby cancelled. I'm sorry but i just cant run it. I hope you all had fun while it lasted.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

I'm bored! Reply and I'll give you a song I like that I think reminds me of you!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

ᴳᵘᵗᵉⁿ ᵗᵃᵍᵎ ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵛᵉʳʸ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵘᵖᵎ

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

Guten Tag! I hit 900 followers! Thank you all so much for the support! If I think of something to do (or someone drops a good enough idea below), I might have a celebration.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

REBOOTING... User: PILOT-B is online! Ahh... no more conflicting thoughts, no more anguish! My deepest gratitude to User: SINCLAIR!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

(2/2)

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

(1/2)

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

OOC i might be gone for a bit. Not that asuka was doing much anyways. but the past few days ive felt like shit and its only getting worse, and im really not in the mental state to devote hours of my day into this. Just know i'll prolly be back, and I appreciate all of you.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

I don't think they understand how to be around kids...

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

10 months

When do I get my morally questionable mentor... Somehow, they always have the most to teach.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

//stolen, but i just kinda want the chance to practice editing the evangelion. It may take a bit though, cause school.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

Ah screw it. If I'm late, I'm late to the trend.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

8 months

//fuck it //every like on this post is a character i wanna do, and why im not.

Matarael. (break)

@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

8 months

//im so cooked 😭😭😭 //i keep getting crazy good parody ideas and i can't commit to any of them

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

10 months

Find the Evangelion Unit-2! (Impossible)

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

6 months

Fellas. Are limbs supposed to shake uncontrollably with seemingly no cause?

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

PARODY TWITTER WHAT IFS: What if Asuka was allowed to be happy for more than 2 damn minutes.

Lord Frieza🍉

@ColdColoniser

1 year

PARODY TWITTER WHAT IFS: What if Raditz beat Giorno?

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

6 months

Clicky clicky, don't forget!

arab.org

arab.org aims to empower every person & every organization to do Good.

arab.org

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

9 months

Tomorrow gonna be a big day for Turles Haters❗️❗️❗️

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

5 months

Hey! Reply, and I'll tell you a song from my playlist (or just one I like) that reminds me of you! Go!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

I'm uh... getting awfully close to a thousand. That's not worrying at all-

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

4 months

One chance, huh? Maybe I really should think this through... ... Or!-

FIRST CHILDREN STATUS: MIA

@CREATIONOFMAN_

4 months

You truly intend to stop me?! *You*, of all the wretched mortals, stand before me?! And with that… that… abomination, no less! You have one last opportunity. Heed my word, and heed it well. Embrace your instinction. Stand. Aside.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

10 months

//hey would you guys still be interested if i did a takeover with no relation to Eva, or any of whatever plot I have? //im running out of things to do with asuka for now, and i really wanna try musing them

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

7 months

Dear small parodies... HAHAHA THESE PARODIES ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY, THEY MAKE ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

9 months

You don't deserve the body your head rests on. (3/3)

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

10 months

Unfollowed for this. In 24 hours they get it back.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

My life is a lie.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

6 months

Guess that's it, huh? No more Kena... Mecha's still the worst... No more time for new meaningful relationships. Now I'm just waiting to die.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

7 months

I miss my girlfriend Tails. I miss her a lot.

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Matarael. (break)

@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

6 months

I think now's the time I re-introduce myself. I'm the Second Children, the pilot of the Evangelion Unit-2. You might know my old name, but now you can call me Asuka Camilla-Linus.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

8 months

bri'ish people dni

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Sometimes, throughout everything, it's nice to listen to some music. Hey... what's that sound?

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

ALLOW ME TO REITERATE, BECAUSE YOU ALL CAN'T FUCKING READ! EVERYONE. CAN. GO. IT IS AN OPEN EVENT. THIS POST IS FOR HELPERS, AND WHO RIDE IN MY CAR

Matarael. (break)

@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

Hey, you! I'm picking a few people to help lead the #ParodyRoadTrip ! Anyone can come, of course, but only a set few are gonna pick locations, help plan, and ride with me! Reply, and I'll consider you!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Log #3 . The date is May 11th, 2023. User:PILOT-B has~ ~Guten Morgen, Everybody! Sorry, I've been out a few days!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

Schlechte Nacht... Turles didn't trust the process...

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

Ooc Hi! I can't draw, so check out a few of my favorite artists here! (@'s below)

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

9 months

//Me in rei's dms the past 15 minutes

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

11 months

Guten Tag! 28 years ago today, Evangelion debuted! It would go on to have 26 episodes, 2 attached movies, a 4 movie reboot, and countless games and crossovers!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

I uh... I don't... feel so good...

Black Dahlia!

@MediciCyborg

1 year

[10/10] Ta-ta! Until the next party!

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

9 months

//HEY YALL Would you ever like to join a dnd game? I need a third for a game with 2 other parody muns (I'll keep them secret for now). It is NOT first come, first serve, I'll pick whoever i think fits the group the best/how well we get along the 3 of us. Image for attention.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

Guten tag! Nerv has me out for a special mission (finally), and I'll be out until Monday. Until then, remember, I'm better than you.

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

@The_Final_Angel @NERVS_FINEST @drikari77 @UndyingHero_ (2/2)

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@EVA_2_THE_GOAT

1 year

//ahem. //thank yall so much for 800... i always try to act like these aren't big deals to me, but i'm so glad people like my content //none of my other parodies got even close to this, in way more time... //i really appreciate all of you, and i hope to grow even more