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@ELSASB1TCH

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not/applicable pan, single, creative. I like big quiet places and reading books. I'm not a people person. If I'm not following you, you're not following me.

Ask Me And I Might Tell You.
Joined December 2013
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4 years
I got so excited, seeing @stefania_model in the window of my local store. The lady working there was very confused and concerned as to why I was taking pictures. Needless to say, it was worth it.
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@antonystarrgif Dude scares the absolute fuck out of me. What a legend. Loved him in Banshee aswell.
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1 year
@ClaireMax See, without your comment for context, I was assuming you'd been invited to a nudist wedding
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2 years
@ClaireMax AI wishes it was this good.
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8 months
@WholesomeMeme This scene is so much funnier knowing this.
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3 years
Charlie's angels, eat your heart out.
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2 years
@errantambition @ClaireMax By......eggspress delivery.
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3 years
@lemonfont @xXAutumnIvyXx is my first contribution. Not only is she essential to so many people for her motivational videos and inspiring nature, but she's also one powerhouse of a woman and the Alpha Mom of jaw dropping physiques.
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@ELSASB1TCH
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4 months
@Nortuet Every time Nort. Every time.
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2 years
@trappychan_ That moment when you realise trappys cock is bigger than half the guys you've dated.
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1 year
@ClaireMax Ah yes, I too have a girlfriend unit. I am very much looking forward to the latest update, I hear it includes three extra accents and a bonus praise kink function.
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3 years
@IdonoAtCostco Next minute he's in the bathroom with a cock being shoved down his throat. Beware the consequences of reality kids.
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4 months
@ClaireMax Cassssssandra
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2 years
@Nortuet From an outside perspective, I never really saw them as an lgbtq couple or anything like that, I just saw a cute funny couple that were in love and I just enjoyed reading their story. Your work is amazing and it would be a tragedy for it to end.
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9 months
@ClaireMax Ugh, if only Stan could see you now. He'd be so proud and impressed.
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1 year
@ClaireMax Do you just sit/stand there or do they get you to different poses for lighting and angles and such?
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3 years
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1 year
@ClaireMax I'm curious how you did the blurring. Was it a black highlight followed by the pixelation or did you actually tape over your nippy nope and other areas, before pixelating? It's clever and still shows off your physique in a way that's both flattering but safe from creepers.
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5 months
@anal_del_ray_ Nah, mad respect for the bush. Bush is sexy and deserves more appreciation. Bush is top tier.
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1 year
@PervConfession Did a 12 year old boy write this? Wow, these fake confessions are getting worse by the day.
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15 days
@fitlilredhead Be still my racing heart
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2 years
@minirop @Nortuet That cat looks fucking traumatised
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@fitlilredhead Gosh you're so beautiful
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@ELSASB1TCH
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3 years
A big Happy Mother's Day to our Alpha Mom @xXAutumnIvyXx . Thanks for sharing the love, being a constant motivation and supporting us through the tough times. You are appreciated and an absolute legend! Luv ya ❤❤❤
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@Nortuet My face when I wake up to see people have once again, screenshotted Norts comic, just to point parts out to him in the comments.
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4 months
@AnnitaSinatra Still waiting
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4 months
@pplpostingls @RightWingCope Of course he calls himself an "alpha male".
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2 years
@ClaireMax Satan called, he's asking why the bottom of my jaw just knocked him out.
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1 year
@ClaireMax Wear it around the house for a few hours with Chompy and let her give you compliments and cuddles till the negative thoughts go away or quiet down enough for you to be able to see past them and admire how much you've achieved and how sexy and cool you probably look in the dress.
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2 months
@fitlilredhead Wow that is a nice ass
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1 year
@Lyttlefat @neartodie The suction from the train would pull them under.
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2 years
@ClaireMax I legit did not know this about you. I just thought Thor from Wish, was a close friend. Between him, you and chompy, you could totally pull off this trio
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2 years
@PervConfession Sounds hot but feels like stretch of fantasy.
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4 years
@stefania_model I think I just heard the sound of millions of women turning gay. Stefania, you are a constant work of art.
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2 years
@Nortuet I love the way you do your comics. Especially the naked scenes, because you make it so real and casual like an actual couple would act. It's refreshing to be able to enjoy a bit of nudity without the impression of pornography being implied.
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2 years
@ClaireMax Not gonna lie, I looked, and gotta admit, baby Claire has a cute tushy. Also, that rug looks sooooooo comfy
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@fitlilredhead Oh gosh I'm horny as hell already and you gotta go and look absolutely devine. Life is not fair.
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2 months
@ClaireMax Omg! Omg! Reminds me of this.
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@ClaireMax @omgchomp Tbh, i think you two would absolutely rock Captain Carter and Black Widow.
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@fitlilredhead Hell yeah!!!!
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@ClaireMax @stjepansejic Wait wait wait! You gotta include the best ones!
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@PervConfession This is so hot, plus it's so nice to see some FTM finally getting some lime light. Most times it's always MTF.
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2 years
@Nortuet Her eyes are so pretty!😍😍😍
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1 year
@PervConfession Surely there could have been an easier way to do that? I mean, 10/10 for drama though.
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@fitlilredhead Gosh you're gorgeous
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1 year
@ClaireMax That face though. The "im gonna fuck some shit up" face. Very battle worthy.
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11 months
@ClaireMax Y..You can see it, right? Like, you can see the totally awesome buff legend holding mjolnir, right? How could that not go viral?this is one of the most epic photos ever!
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@MrJLW_Sar @ClaireMax @OrionThirsts @omgchomp Woah Woah! Holding hands!? Let's keep it PG here. Gosh.
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3 years
@trappychan_ I'm guessing in this case "ffs" does not stand for " for fuck sake"?
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2 months
@ClaireMax @omgchomp This kinda support is what I'm talking about. I've seen so many "I wouldn't date an OF girl" posts. Like, cool story Chad. Support your partners. No matter what. That's what love is. I've seen Chompy and Claire in lingerie! If anything, I'm jealous Im not at that level of hot.
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@ClaireMax You gotta take this opportunity to dress in the most dramatically outrageous way possible and act like that's how all lesbians dress. Give em the old Razzle Dazzle.
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@ClaireMax What cute girls? @omgchomp
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2 years
@ella_reyy @TweetsOfCats My fat ass thought that was an icy pole. 🤣🤣
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2 years
@ClaireMax You mean like that totally badass scene from wonder woman? Yeah, I think it's safe to safe, it's very cool.
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@ClaireMax I still find it weird to imagine you with a husband (no offence or anything) I'm just so use to you and Chompy and you two are just so perfect together, plus Kyle, but I always think of him as your emotional support Norse God from wish. Like, a silent partner in the relationship.
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2 years
@ClaireMax What a bunch of losers. That's so sad there's pathetic people like that. They are so cringe
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@fitlilredhead Dam, you're amazing!
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4 months
@fitlilredhead Oooo, someone is feeling extra cheeky this morning. Loving those tiny shorts. They really show off your power house legs. And those abs, ugh, got my brain turning to mush. 😍😍😍
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2 years
@ClaireMax So what flavour icecream did you get?
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6 months
@fitlilredhead I FREAKING WISH!!!
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1 year
@ClaireMax You went from, "cuddle me" to "my hugs must be earnt"
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@fitlilredhead Ugh those abs make me think sinful thought. Sexy, but sinful
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2 years
@ClaireMax Will there be a video of this even being posted anytime soon? You know, for the fruit lovers. I do love me some watermelon
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10 months
@Freakslvtsage How long did it take you to knit that?
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@trappychan_ Imagine the type of spineless loser you'd have to be, to write an anonomous message like this.
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@fitlilredhead Every morning is a good morning when we get to see you
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@fitlilredhead Oh heck, what I'd give to wake up in your arms.
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5 months
@CatgirlCamila But like, not to rain on your parade, but doesn't doing things like this, make us just as bad as them? I get she was a terrible person, but to violate someone's grave just seems childish. Like, abusing someone who can't retaliate? Shouldnt we be seen as examples not cowards?
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@UnpaidTax3s @FinockWrites @LiquidGoth I've seen straight couples finger blasting and giving the old hawk tau to eachother at bus stops.
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@ClaireMax I love how solid they look too! Chompy gets the best thigh pillows
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2 years
@ClaireMax Omg! BB Claire! Even though you've told us multiple times, I always forget you're not as tall as we think.
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@RosieKawaii Heck yeah! I mean even if it's non-sexual. I feel like you would be an awesome person to hangout with. I'd like to spend a night with you, but I'm shy as hell.
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@ClaireMax Good old Kevin. What a lad. We all need a Kevin in our life. I wanna say egg white Kevin, but I feel like that some how has a racist tone to it.
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@ClaireMax Tbh, I wanted to see the owners face when you walked into their gym. They be like, yup, we're in the big leagues now.
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@ClaireMax It's like you went from "please don't hurt me" to "fight me bro!" And it totally rocks!
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3 months
@RosieKawaii I'd take you on the sweetest dates!
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2 years
@BoringTexan @ClaireMax @GettyMuseum I know! How dare they show their love and devotion to eachother in public! Such a scandalous thing! You can only be "very good friends" in public places.
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@trappychan_ You wanna know whats even crazier? I've dated 4 guys so far, and you've got a bigger dick than all of them.
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@ClaireMax Your progress posts always give me captain America coming out of the sciencey thing vibes.
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2 years
@bitchywhoree @TweetsOfCats All boobs are good boobs girlfriend. Never stop being proud. Xx
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@fitlilredhead Wow! Totally dateable
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2 years
@trappychan_ Did you do that thing where you keep thinking about it and all the things you could have said and kinda give yourself delayed anger over it? Cause I do that a lot and end up ruining my own day.
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@ClaireMax I live for the Claire gushing over her GF posts.
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10 months
@RosieKawaii Hot Dam, who dis cutie
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2 months
@fitlilredhead Good morning future wifey❤️
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5 months
@synthetika_lynn Someone get this absolute Unit of a woman, a proper Fuck Off type sword. One of them big MFs that take proper muscle like hers to wield.
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