After a hard day on the farm I just want to be comfy (I’m built for comfort so it makes sense to dress for it too)
Come watch me squeeze into my PJs! 😉
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I am far too wide for this chair… but I always sit in it when I eat because I love getting stuck in it! Makes me feel so damn fat and greedy! 🐷
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I should get a McDonalds sponsorship.
"You too could blimp up like this!"
No? Not politically correct? Fuck it. I love how fat I've gotten 🐷🍟
New photoset:
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I'm getting into a rather unhealthy relationship with Mr. Slim Chickens. He's already ruined my favourite jeans. Look how I have to wear them now ☹️ Any advice?
Another pair of jodhpurs I've ballooned out of. These are so unbearably tight but they're the only warm pair that fits! This getting fat business is so expensive!
Thank you Chris for sponsoring my big old Burger King stuffing last night!
I’m craving those loaded fries already!
🎥 Watch the full 20 minute stuffing here:
@EATEETWEETY
Hair ties. Slip a hair tie through the button hole and circle it aroubd the button. Sinches up tight enough so your pants wont fall, but loose enough to cram more in