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An old 90s liberal and FantasyFootball snark - My tweets are my own - They hate us cus they ain’t us

New York, USA
Joined March 2012
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@DynastyFrank
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Some days you’re the statue, and some days you’re the pigeon.
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@DynastyFrank
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@FightHaven Always a sucker punch
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
I can’t breathe
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@DynastyFrank
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7 years
When Washington politicians wake up and see #PeruTheRichestCountry is trending...
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@DynastyFrank
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3 years
💀💀💀
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@DynastyFrank
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4 years
Stole this from IG, but it me.
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@DynastyFrank
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3 years
@SharpFootball Seems like you might be completely lost here lol
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@DynastyFrank
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9 months
@MusicConnoisseu Sucker punch as always
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@DynastyFrank
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5 years
Holy fuck the new #DaveChappelle show.
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1 year
@thejoeywright Exactly what she said haha
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@DynastyFrank
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4 years
Imprisoned for rape 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@DynastyFrank
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3 years
Goodbye to the best friend a guy could ever have. You set an impossible bar. You helped me in so many ways I’m not sure you ever realized. Your unconditional love will be missed and my heart will never be the same. That’s a good boy. I love you, bro.
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@DynastyFrank
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9 years
I don't lose... I either win or learn.
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@DynastyFrank
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11 months
@iamyesyouareno What’s up with flava flav’s eyes??
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
Holy crap imagine the relief of those guests.
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Vegan bride uninvites meat-eating guests from wedding
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@DynastyFrank
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@kingkrabbyp I guess women hate poetry now
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@DynastyFrank
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5 years
If Kyle Murray was playing like Daniel Jones the whole fucking #FantasyFootball community would be going crazy but all everyone can keep saying now is “it’s only preseason.” Just admit that we were wrong SO FAR and let’s keep it moving.
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@DynastyFrank
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5 years
This is the best
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@DynastyFrank
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@MichaelRapaport Nobody’s asking you for investments
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@DynastyFrank
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4 years
Youngins won’t get this
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
The people defending that douchebag cus “well the old man was banging the drum in his face” can go fuck themselves too. He’s a Native American + veteran. If he wants to bang a drum he gets to bang a drum YOU move your fucking face out of the fucking way. Learn some respect.
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@DynastyFrank
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5 years
Gretzky was better at his sport than any other player was at their respective sports.
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@DynastyFrank
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4 years
Shit... someone owes me $10M. I’ve been doing that already.
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@DynastyFrank
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5 years
My wife wanted to go to this murder mystery dinner theater thing in Queens so I said yes I'd go but I didn't want to be involved in the show. Fast forward: guess who's involved in a fucking murder mystery dinner theater show thing?
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@DynastyFrank
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8 years
Bro in law: Why are we letting muslims cops wear turbans?!?! Me: Sikhs aren't Muslim Bro in law: What?!?.... what's a Sikh? Me:
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@DynastyFrank
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4 years
If you want a player on my team, don't ask me what I want for him; offer something. I don't negotiate with myself.
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
August Me: I think David Johnson will have a better year than Gurley. #FantasyFootball October Me:
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@DynastyFrank
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4 years
I fucking hate politicians, man. Every single fucking one of them. They’re all the same.
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@DynastyFrank
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1 year
@nowthisnews Oh, the irony 😂
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10 months
@cncain @lncmpltemission Took care of business
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3 years
Stolen fro IG 😂
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@DynastyFrank
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8 years
What a way to celebrate two years cancer free!!! My wife is a boss
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@DynastyFrank
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5 years
I fucking told you fucks this already.
@factsionary
🌎 Knowledge Bites
5 years
People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, upfront, and loyal with their friends, partners and family.
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@DynastyFrank
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@aathini_offl @CriminalTube The bikers a bish haha
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
Sorry but these Lamar Jackson plays are dumb af.
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5 years
COME ON ZEKE AND GORDON YOU FUCKS!!!!
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
I love getting blocked by jerkoffs that CONSTANTLY ask me for start/sit advice then get mad when either my advice was off or don’t answer back in time so they bitch out and get mad. I don’t get paid for this shit and I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR TEAM. 😂
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5 years
Had to get the essentials for the big storm.
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
Holy fuck I want to smash this kids face in so bad.
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@DynastyFrank
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3 years
I appreciate the unfollowing - I really do. If you agree that 1/6 was worse than 9-11 get tf off my TL. This isn’t a debate.
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
Me: *Checks home league roster* My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: Good thing I have Spencer Ware 😳😳😳
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6 years
Is water fucking wet wtf with this question obviously yes fuck
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@DynastyFrank
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7 years
Kickers are an abomination to #fantasyfootball and should be eliminated from starting lineups.... period. Case closed.
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@JBaileyNFL The greenest of flags
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
I call bullshit on the people that say they would’ve given more on accepted offers. Like, asshole, then why didn’t you offer more? So stfu and mind your own business while two owners that aren’t scared conduct business. If you wanted to offer “more”, you would’ve. FOH.
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
COME ON KERRYON JOHNSON’S KNEE YOU FUCK!!!
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@DynastyFrank Can I get some encouragement for Kerryon Johnson’s knee? I really need him in my @PlayDraft Best Ball Championships.
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6 years
This fucker has got to be kidding me hajahahahahahahahaha ded
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Lmfaooo
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@DynastyFrank
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4 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this but nobody cares about the gender of your baby.
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
I noticed some of my new followers have “Christ follower” or “All Glory to God” in their profiles and that’s wonderful.... really. Just know that I curse like a fucking sailor and won’t stop on your account. There’s your fair warning.
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@DynastyFrank
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4 years
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
I see some followers didn’t care for my smash that kids face comment 😆😆😆. Like I give af
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@DynastyFrank
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2 years
@RyanMc23 I just bought my wife that awesome PS5 and 85inch TV she always wanted. Stop being brutes, men.
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3 years
A draft lottery will ruin the NFL
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5 years
I’m fucking dying
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3 years
From the city to this …
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@DynastyFrank
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4 years
The McRib is disgusting. I don’t know why you fucks eat that gelatinous slab of barbecued hemorrhoid.
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@DynastyFrank
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@Shayor19 @Morbidful And he hung up the phone afterwards
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6 years
This is what I get for picking David Johnson over Gurley. I deserve this
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@ElijahSchaffer You don’t like beautiful women. That’s ok
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@DynastyFrank
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@grindfacetv If some people hate America so much why they here?
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
Hey fuck it, it’s only fucking football. My life won’t change over this shit and I refuse to lose sleep over football either. Fuck it. ✌🏻 lol
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6 years
Someone’s on cocaine again...
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Devin Funchess will sign a 1-year deal worth $13 million with the @Colts , per sources.
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@DynastyFrank
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4 years
I might be one of the few people that actually liked the #NationalTreasure movies 😆
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@FightPal He sexually harassed you??
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
I don’t care what y’all say I like #Ozark
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7 years
@EAMaddenNFL .If stuff like this happens again, I'm burning your game
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6 years
My wife would KILL me for showing you guys how messy the house is but here’s my pride and joy.
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6 years
I’ll feel confident he’s back once he throws that kid.
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He's lugging kids around so I'm gonna assume he's good to go.
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6 years
My brother and sister in law got my daughter some books for her birthday. I’m so glad one of them was this book. Page 27 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
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The fact that people complain about #SFB kinda drives me insane. It’s run and organized for FREE with every fucking cent going to kids and you wanna fucking complain? The fucking nerve you pos’ have to complain about #SFB is beyond me.
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Sometimes people complain about the publicity SFB gets when so many don't play. Remember that the publicity it gets helped raise over $25,000 for toys for kids. It pushes people to add a charity element to leagues, community, positivity, and getting to know new people. /1
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4 years
You motherfuckers made me hate Antonio Gibson so much I won’t draft him no matter what. Fuck you guys.
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@DynastyFrank
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4 years
COME ON CEH YOU FUCK!!!
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This
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
If you get your #pizza from a chain restaurant, you’re not from #NYC and that’s why you have no concept of what good pizza is. No good pizza comes from a chain.
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6 years
CMC the RB1 next year don’t @ me
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I am EXTREMELY lucky for the job I got without any debt. I can't imagine what kids have to go through working horrible jobs (most likely non-union) making almost nothing with a HUGE college bill to pay. #CancelStudentDebt
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I forgot how much I hated Skyler. #BreakingBad
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@DynastyFrank
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@DynastyFrank
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4 years
I’m so high I’m just made sure my daughter was breathing for about thirty seconds while she’s sleeping in her room. You ever do that? Lol parents know what I’m talking about.
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@RalphVacchiano @MONTECRI5TO Take the L dude. Your tweet implied they weren’t gonna
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@DynastyFrank
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4 years
My daughter mispronounces two words and I don’t ever want her to change 🥺🥺😫😫 Treadmill = TreadMeal Breakfast = BreakFix
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
😂😂😂😂😂 in what world is rent $825? Internet $20? What are you nuts?
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The budget breakdown of a 25-year-old who makes $100,000 a year and is excellent with money. via @CNBCMakeIt
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@FightHaven “TikTok prankster”??
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6 years
I really am in mid season form... I fell asleep before the game was over.
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
This motherfucker has $6B and he goes to a fucking rub and tug in Florida strip mall???? 🤦🏻‍♂️... I mean if you want to get your rocks off you could’ve at least gone to a professional instead of these sex slaves. $6B!!!! Fucking moron.
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@DynastyFrank
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@barstoolsports @BracketPod Enough with these type of women
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@DynastyFrank
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6 years
I’ve been in the motherland since the 19th barely on this Twitter machine and it has been a-fucking-mazing. The sporadic WiFi in the ⛰ of southern 🇮🇹 has allowed me to unwind from this nonsense... seriously we need to stop being so fucking sensitive. Enjoy your fucking life
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@DynastyFrank
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5 years
Listen if you still want to be stubborn about marijuana go right ahead. There's nothing that’s going to change your mind if it hasn't changed already. Is it perfect? Hell no nothing is, but is it better than opioids or alcohol? Abso-fucking-lutely.
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@DynastyFrank
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4 years
Eliminate kickers from fantasy football
@DanClarkSports
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Post a statement that reunites America.
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