Dylan “DL Trade” Dern @DylanTheeDern Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@stw_pdg

@aoifemccoy

@Breedlove00

@the_aravind

@Abrahamslapper

@SonsuzEvrenle

@Eddy_SVCS

@KByoAl1Gdmkhq1F

@DP_YURII

@stw_pdg

@daramatoye

@OkingoOsca65521

@Lee_9912

@ImedaMalsi

@chaigrima

@NuriaStiL

@fanevaaa

@hipsdk

@SaaSCapo

@JambudweepSe

@KwazRadio

@digitalkrab

@34jallen

@CryptoKelvin99

@julian_2323

@schoenessachsen

@lizzy02214

@eMobilis

@KIngramSports

@EnkaMetin

@s__u_r

@tawfiqkreshan

@KlayKingdoms

@kawulam09564433

@mellow1892

@nuit72127

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 months

bri

@bribrisimps

2 months

I just found out that being a playlist curator at @Spotify is a job. So this is me officially submitting some of my best work:

190

2K

55K

320

2K

101K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

euphoria season finale Vape Girl/BB kills Laurie by airbending a vape cloud so powerful that it induces extreme nicotine poisoning

77

6K

73K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

VAPE GIRL GOT AN EMMY NOMINATION FOR EUPHORIA 😭😭😭

109

2K

39K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

15

2K

28K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 month

His unfettered joy … may we all know such happiness

74

2K

28K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

8 months

Radiohead seeing a computer:

28

2K

23K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

4 months

a sad little German boy saying “thank you” to someone

20

1K

21K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

me telling people how the penis works

25

2K

16K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

8 months

Neeeeed to hear her say “LCD Soundsystem”

10

456

9K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 months

@returnofthebean I don’t think you know what a one hit wonder is

9

5

9K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 months

@zxchfxnxcct Wait. You’re right

1

4

6K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

7 months

This cover came out like .. 17 minutes ago? Pre-planned response to outrage that doesn’t exist! People are just tired of the gimmick + all of his music sounds the same. Tired and trite

Buzzing Pop

@BuzzingPop

7 months

Lil Nas X responds to backlash over his “J Christ” single cover: “the crazy thing is nowhere in the picture is a mockery of jesus. Jesus’ image is used throughout history in people’s art all over the world. I’m not making fun of sh*t. yall just gotta stop trying to gatekeep a

266

79

1K

33

408

6K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

The only drip many of you have is post-nasal

12

754

6K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 months

Through the quotes, I’ve learned that misogyny is when Olivia Rodrigo isn’t considered the paragon of female rage. Listening and learning

11

45

5K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

I adoreee to say “albeit” … like yeah sis let’s qualify this claim

2

388

3K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 month

josh paytonn

@iluvoutsellingu

1 month

got shot at 2 times while listening to Sympathy Is A Knife by Charli Xcx while wearing a cheetah girls t shirt. AND THEY MISSED. Oh I keep winning this pride month.

67

233

5K

4

120

3K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

5 months

not to be a High BMI Historian but we literally don’t have the technology to make this anymore. The Choco Taco has been discontinued

Dessert Time

@DessertPassion

5 months

salted caramel milkshakes

358

607

6K

7

57

2K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

Perfume Genius when Fart Dumbass walks in

6

133

2K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

this is like if a poorly trained AI network tried to generate a Phoebe Bridgers lyric

☠︎𖤐 T ☠︎𖤐

@TAYMACC_

2 years

when I was 14 I wanted to die so bad that I kept the same tampon in for a week so I could get toxic shock syndrome

6

27

637

3

113

2K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

5 months

The Body Clocks the Tea

1

169

2K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

my Everything Everywhere All at Once

3

382

2K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

The Girl with the Imagine Dragons Tattoo

1

109

2K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

@vveetto That’s why they deserve for excluding Vape Girl from this photo shoot

15

19

2K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 month

Autistic barber yanked my hair really hard

2

72

2K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

Levi Strauss in 1873 after developing a method to improve denim’s durability by placing copper rivets at strain points on the fabric:

5

450

2K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

7 months

Every man having the same 70s p0rn mustache now

11

113

2K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

8 months

TANK MCFLOP BLOW YOUR NOSE. They need to give this girl some Zyrtec and pseudoephedrine STAT .. nasal like no other

miz irritating

@miz_irritating

8 months

Oh Tate McMichael Jackson… why did you have to save Pop like that

16

36

415

16

64

1K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

She is our generation’s Nikola Tesla

4

165

1K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

@gracecamille_ The admissions officers:

2

19

1K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

She ran 2016 like it was the NAVY

4

65

1K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 months

@returnofthebean Not reading all that

2

3

1K

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

Nobody: Alana Haim:

1

26

842

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 month

I read this in the cadence of Lorde’s “Girl, so confusing” verse

Grace

@gracecamille_

1 month

when i was 8 years old i went to Holiday World and saw Dip N Dots for the first time. I ate 8 cups of the cookies and cream and threw up. On the way home my aunt told me she had cancer but she was lying

7

10

896

3

36

851

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

YUP. Art Angels one of the best albums of all time

Маделейн .

@normalmadeline

1 year

She’s so fab to me

5

19

342

2

41

800

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

3 months

A diagnosis literally just being a doctor’s RuVeal

1

39

829

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

trimming pubes in Brooklyn, call that a Flatbush

1

30

761

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

the fall from grace has been painful

RINA SLAYWAYAMA

@rinasawayama

2 years

I literally went into the session and said to Jonny and Barney that I felt like making a bon Jovi garage madonna slay. basically we were sailing on the mother slayke and decided to take a sip

41

115

2K

14

68

706

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

the @ seemed familiar…

4

35

664

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

4

21

603

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

He was the blueprint at the time

4

23

569

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

10 months

Michelle Obama mad as hell she didn’t think of this

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

10 months

Pharmaceutical companies are testing weight-loss shots for children aged six and up. 🔗:

408

168

6K

2

24

552

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

0

61

473

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

6 months

5

34

472

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

0

26

434

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

3 years

Snail Mail just posted this???? So confused

2

22

383

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

Brendan Fraser rn

0

23

396

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

Gonna buy these in bulk and use them as plates

Vinyl on Sale

@vinylonsale

2 years

It has come to this.. Adele - "30" 2 LP $9.99 -

51

60

357

2

9

363

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

@fuglibetty “High time”

1

3

355

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

The Four Elements are currently warring inside my body

1

27

360

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

6 months

@gngbryce She’s throwing herself into a deeper well wbk

0

1

347

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

5 months

from the Faye Webster concert last night … girl

4

13

347

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

7 months

If you had a child the day Normani dropped “Motivation,” they would be starting kindergarten this coming fall

3

31

341

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

Me when someone insists that S is the 20th letter of the English alphabet

3

22

322

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

7 months

0

18

310

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

@Olixius2 @clintoris No it’s literally fake??? My cousin Dennis made it up a few years ago lmao

1

4

279

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

The cultural impact cannot be overstated

1

9

267

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

When the yass activates with the bestie and you’re in Texas

7

4

251

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

@dbalks @mazzypopstar

3

1

244

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

6 months

the worms … they made his body tea

Morbid Knowledge

@Morbidful

6 months

Harrowing images show an 18-year-old boy infected with worm parasites.

2K

6K

109K

3

7

251

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

2

35

241

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

@gracecamille_ Her getting mad at West Elm Caleb for doing nothing wrong and then dating an actual predator … the math isn’t adding up, Kate Glavan!

1

4

230

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

Can’t tell if I need a 30 year-old boyfriend or a life coach

5

20

228

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

Teena Marie trending bc of the Beyoncé samples oh it is most pleasing ..

2

37

216

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

You had a good go at it…thanks for your input

Kirstie Alley

@kirstiealley

2 years

0

23K

123K

2

13

201

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

Ladies, prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance to the Gwyneth Paltrow “having many epiphanies” twitter reaction video

2

4

193

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

nolan

@anxiousdeluxe

2 years

trying to remember if Y is a vowel

10

98

3K

3

20

198

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

3 years

1

3

191

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

4 years

@gwsevi @PopCrave the floor

0

1

185

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

7 months

@zxchfxnxcct Wish his career had died down after Old Town Road .. end on a high note!

1

0

184

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

Maggie Rogers rn

Maggie Rogers

@maggierogers

2 years

Surrender — July 29

193

1K

11K

0

14

182

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

8 months

Danth Yrthelf Clean from ‘Thound of Thilver’ .. now THAT’TH a thong

2

1

170

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

11 months

I hope he’s okay 💔💔💔

0

10

160

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

3

9

149

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

3 years

@vveetto They don’t even follow her like it makes me so sick …

1

0

146

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

@suitejonny The person who conceptualized this lineup

1

0

146

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

@deliclit That girl at brunch really said “hi f @g ”

1

131

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

@IlliZuccaro

0

2

130

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

@skyferrori 19th century maybe

0

130

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

3 years

0

13

126

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

9 months

Jackie want sheet metal

4

0

125

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

7 months

Still kinda hot though idgaf

0

2

122

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

“I never worked, I employ people”

0

5

117

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

@sweeterplacess @mttmsmsm @miz_irritating He literally died last week sis 😭😭😭

9

12

117

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

0

25

117

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

@Variety Roasted her ass oh it was bad for her…

5

0

108

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

Bhad Bhabie still standing

Variety

@Variety

2 years

‘Dr. Phil’ Talk Show to End in Spring After 21 Seasons

12

8

55

0

3

105

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 months

@subwaybae Me winning the accountability award

0

103

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

Let me get this straight wait I’M the rookie?

2

6

107

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

the shittiest girl in your high school choosing a career:

tim

@deliclit

2 years

nurse!

0

8

0

8

104

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

@arcyreilly @Knibbs They cover that in the movie, Arsenia

0

99

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

5 months

Poop being everyone’s first act of creation… like woah

1

6

99

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

4 years

@ginadivittorio This piece of journalism deserves a Pulitzer

How St. Ives's Apricot Scrub Plays on People's Shame

I don’t want no scrubs.

www.theatlantic.com

0

6

98

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

Wig was laid

Archaeology & Art

@archaeologyart

2 years

Mummy of Hatshepsut, Cairo Museum Catalogue, 1912.

69

516

5K

1

97

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

Brendan Fraser taking off the fat suit when he got done filming The Whale

1

9

94

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

@zxchfxnxcct For you? 10 minutes sober, maybe

2

0

91

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

2 years

Stopped by and put in a good word for the unoomfployed

1

94

Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanTheeDern

1 year

“Are you ready for your pop lessons?” Lady Gaga took out her notebook. Britney Spears nodded. Taylor Swift shuddered. Beyoncé blinked nervously. “Yes, Big Latto,” they said in unison.