Melchior💫🐫 @Dxke_fz Twitter profile

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

Getting a barbershop gang bang is crazy

K3TheCeo

@k3TheBarber

2 years

Three barbers one head 🤣. Finished is less 8 minutes!! Straight hairline on a non-steady head. And no one had to go over each other’s work. Only in Barbados 🇧🇧🤣

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

Honestly i feel so bad for my son he so bored during this lockdown he literally so tired of having no friends and playing by his self, i see him talking to a pack of eclipse “Hey biscuits, how are you, you want me eat you???”😭

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

U mother got a DS???

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@lyricallava

2 years

Mom caught Rihanna buying coconut water in Redman Village today. Then she went on about how the baby might be born in Barbados bc she belly look real big. I'm like that's the idea, Mom. Lol

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

All the vaccine chips now activate and interfering with the signal

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

I warning you now do not come Haynesville St.James by the 7th green house on the right next to the cherry tree and open the door that done unlock come up there stairs and turn into the first bedroom on the right.

CaribbeanTopFreak🔥||RandomMumma

@sashiboo_93

2 years

So y’all ready for the randoms with Bajan men ? 👀

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

CBC ain had this much viewers since Marlena get possessed

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

1 year

I dont mind my woman gine out and dancing with men but keep all two you rasole feet on the ground at all times

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

5 years

Nike does post all them prices, adidas does post all them prices Louis Vuitton is post them prices for fucks sake so why de fuck you feel you lil business “glammedbyswanstreet” prices should be such a secret

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

I remember a time I went in Ralph Lauren limegrove and I had on two chains and polo etc etc, a lil white boy walk up to me and Say “dude are you a rapper”, I told him yes and we took pics together, the disappointment he mussy had when he get home and realize I ain’t shit🤣🤣

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

I hay wan know if you’s a transformer

سبوگی ⛩️🥶🅿️300

@SuBoogie

4 years

Teen VS Adult! 🥺🥺

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

My first joke will be Barbados

Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

Going overseas and start my stand up career

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

Barbados starting to get a different kinda cold and i love it

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

If my girl dead and she side man show up to the funeral i wa give he a litre of brandy and a half gram of gas in remembrance of this good hole that gone down the drain, plus he usta tek some the pressure offa me

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

5 years

My girlfriend now watch me drive pass Agrofest, town, Chefette, kfc, gas station, mini mart to look me in my face now we home and tell me she hungry LMAOOO well hunny drink some Cerasee bush break that air and sleep cause u gaw be pon crack

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

Gas almost $4 i ain driving by u to talk bout nothing put this in u mouth😭

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

I hope Mia borrow enough money cause i will be taking bribes for my vote

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

Somebody could tell me why my mother got the Listerine next to the Faboloso????? Almost gargle my way to a fucking King Von concert

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

Somebody say CBC use all the money to pay Surf Rat so them had to leff off Nandi😂😂

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

Buying this Female We Ting package and gine cause nobody cant tell me what to identify as🥱

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

Tell my mother i gine get vaccinated and she come telling me bout the vaccines and death and i stop she and say: “15 million people have been vaccinated with astrozenica, Jeffrey how many dead??”

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

Coco dead but i know he got something to do with this

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

Man is work breeding people?

G Bear 🐻

@Luciid_Dreamz

4 years

Lunch break 🙏🏼

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

That message at the bottom is the greatest thing i ever seen on a airplane

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

CBC use the men to get them views up for the stan home party then throw them under the bus😂😂

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

为什么你不介意你他妈的生意

Henry Bolton OBE 🇬🇧

@_HenryBolton

3 years

Barbados is now a Republic. The Queen is no longer the Head of State. This is a result of China pouring £bns into the Caribbean, including into the Barbadian army. Britain’s timid foreign policy & neglect of the Commonwealth is strengthening China & undermining global stability.

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

This postwoman now pelt the mail through my window and near cut off my rasole neck🤨

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

This girl always complaining she tired, bound to be if u does spend the nights gine through my phone

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

Paying $3000+ for a phone is so wild😭

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

U walking fast like u get that off somebody line😂😂

charlie

@kylekahlifa1

2 years

@DeejayEzy246 @Shapoo25 @Ahree_B @Sam_Belle246 @HowardNas0415 @AONBIGGEST @bajanfocus @Mr_Babb @DjHutchy246 @lalu_hyperdrive @falcon_on_noss @MrJucks @jaduhmw @Paranice246 Warm up 🫡

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

Tbh stores in town is got in bare cunt

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@mattblaq_

2 years

Bridgetown good or y’all just ain’t got anything else to watch

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

U know that if curfew lifted YOU can still go in your bed at 9 if u feel at risk?

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

Without the sauce mapps easily falls out the top 10

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

Cha, but Yall looking for a dog? I doan keep much noise and i does piss outside

Sally Sagiterrorist 😈

@hairaconda

3 years

This not making sense my household does spend almost 2-3k in groceries bi weekly to feed 4 people WHAT could be going up ???

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

2020 synonyms Cheating = Entanglement Sex = Marketing

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

Yall keep buying them so i don’t see why they should make them bigger

kayluh.🌺

@xoalakim

2 years

Chefette count you fucking days hear????🤬

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

Yall got too much faith in some these rally drivers from where yall be standing up

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

One the sportiest things i see on here was a girl saying she had now gotten a car for the first time and went work and when work done she catch van and went home and forgot she had a car😭😭😭

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

Bajans are the funniest people on the planet

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

Mia keep saying the country got food for 6 months BUT AHN GOT NO 6 MONTHS IN MONEY SO HOW I GINE BUY IT?

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

Wa people fail to understand is that if u kill a man he most likely got a brother that hurting so somebody else gotta get hurt… and the cycle goes on

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

Wanna did getting stick from a baby brudda the worst this vaccine could do is turn ya into a horse and if so just gallop

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

Me: “Yeah ling i want a roast pork chowmein nuh onion” Ling Ling: “Ok Won chowmin wost pok no anyan”

MandyRae

@Rae_Ly

4 years

Can’t wait to hear “ello new sentry”

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

The tea times in the small packs and the ones in the large pack is two different set a tea times

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

The school shooters overseas is listen to Diin?

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

Me being depressed but still finding a way to enjoy myself

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

You 14 hours too late

charlie

@kylekahlifa1

2 years

Who get bull ?

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

If 64th and Choppers could settle their differences i don’t see why me and this woman cant get along

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

DO NOT GET CHILDREN UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO SACRIFICE YOUR MENTAL HEALTH

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

4 year old for sale, mint condition, ears may need changing, mouth works 24/7, can go to the shop and brings back change, serious inquiries only!!!

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

1 year

Kids? These does hit yc

Sage

@Mellumjr

1 year

I recommend these three for your kids this summer. Delicious plus quick and easy to prepare.

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

Jobs does want u lie so bad, wym why i wanna work here? For fucking money just like you wdr

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

5 years

He gine brek that glass??? Wtr

REDEMPTION TIME

@hedonistiq

5 years

MY prime minister 💧💧💦💦

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

Government give yall VAT free shopping to cause mass gatherings to spread omicron and lock us down again, the agenda is clear

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

Customs is 100% to blame for the overpricing of every fucking thing in this country

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

Mia if u extended this 9:00 curfew again i voting DLP idc

Barbados Today

@BarbadosToday

3 years

PM to host press conference today -

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

We don’t like Guyanese either but we let you live so shut up

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

3 years

Online classes for my son is useless tbh, not that the teachers aren’t doing a great job cause they are, but it can never compare to what i wanted him to experience, making friends, playing etc and is really hard to keep a 5 year old focused on a computer screen

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

4 years

Bajan Twitter = Fair Trading Commission

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

All i do is went KFC and somebody get bull 14 times in Dubaii?

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Melchior💫🐫

@Dxke_fz

2 years

Selling pussy for two weeks in a country where nobody knows u isn’t that bad tbh

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