Just a dwarf spreading the gospel of the mine I run by
@Vvlad_art
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love me beer, love me pickaxe, 'ate elves ain't racist, just don't like em
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Me hearties, I be in need of a new Jolly Roger ta fly, I be opening a challenge to all me mateys. Whomever can design a pirate flag worthy of flying on me ship will win a prize of a hearty amount of booty!
i dont think dwarves should be judged by beard. i think they should just be judged on how racist they are against elves and leave it at that. more means better of course.
My perfect day:
1: Wake up
2: Take chest form
3: Wait some hours or days
4: Level 3 party goes to dungeon
5: Wait for them to find me
6: They find and open me
7: I eat them
8: I sleep with full belly
9: Repeat