My wife just asked me my thoughts on Jason Kelce’s retirement.
3 months she did not know that he, nor the Philadelphia Eagles for the matter, even existed.
Thank you Taylor Swift, you are literally bringing people together.
My Southwest flight attendant just announced “listen nobody likes the masks but you agreed to it like 3 times before you got on this flight so if you’re not wearing one you’re just a liar” and honestly she’s my new hero.
Nobody was funnier than Norm MacDonald. I don’t know any comedian that didn’t love him. The best of the best. He also had the single greatest late night set of all time on his last Letterman appearance. RIP Norm.
"For our team and for last year's team, I hope we have some good redemption."
Jedd Fisch knows how special last night's win was for the University of Washington.
The hardest part about being a Seattle Mariners fan is that when it really comes down to it, what you’re most upset about is knowing you want this team to win more than the ownership does.
Every work meeting should start with “hey we’re all gonna die and none of this really matters, so keep that in mind before any one gets too worked up here”
There’s a lot people on here making fun of this. Masculinity is in such a weird spot that some dudes are so insecure they can’t handle seeing a son love his father and a father accepting those emotions. Sorry your dad sucked. It’s not your fault.
Is there not a world in which one can be supportive of the transgender community and curious about the fairness of Trans athletes in sport yet not be labeled a transphobe or a bigot as we ask questions? Do we yet know the answers? And do we even want to know the answers?
A lot of comedians have been posting about their sold out dates and added shows so just wanted to give y’all an update on mine! Get those 🎟’s now! Or later honestly you’ll probably be fine.