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Stats and articles on the Dons. Probably lots of swearing.

Aberdeen, Scotland
Joined March 2019
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
10 months
Dante crossing himself as Miovski shoots! 😂 Looks like we’ve got the big man upstairs to thank for this one. COYFR!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
2 years
One game. One fucking away game isn’t on Sky and they throw the toys out of the pram. Amazing!
@jhnmcgnly
John McGinley
2 years
Looks like there will be no way to legally watch Ross County vs Celtic on 6th August unless you are in Dingwall, after Sky decided not to select it for coverage. Neil Doncaster indicated in April PPV services will not be available this season, but there may have been a change?
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
@jimmymacmusic The Louvre in Paris shipped over and made into an ASDA in Dundee
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
All Dons fans heading to Ibrox: Remember the new words to the national anthem for the coronation celebration before the match today. God save ouBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
2 years
@DirtyFootbaIIer This one that happened previously never gets mentioned. Strange that. Durrant was left with a gammy knee and McMaster nearly died. You’d think it was the other way round the way the bastards go on and on about it!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
2 years
Can you blame the man for going out of his mind temporarily?
@CoachesVoice
The Coaches' Voice
2 years
What’s your favourite ever celebration from a manager? 🤔🕺
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
Ultras Aberdeen really are getting out of hand!
@PepeMeme_coin
Pepe Meme
1 year
Terrifying experience for those involved. Thankfully all ended well. 🙏🏼✈️
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
6 months
Who’s that lying at Pittodrie
@boredswiftpolls
Bored Swiftie
6 months
What are the first five words of the National Anthem?
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
4 years
Stockley did it better
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
2 years
Nobody thinks every one of our players and management should be Aberdeen fans. Everybody should think that they shouldn't be attending rivals matches as fans. I can't see how this is controversial...
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
3 years
Calvin Ramsay created 10 chances today. The next best in the league this week was a few players on 3. What a performance fae the young loon!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
10 months
Hands all over him, not given. Much more contact here to cause Sokler to go down than Goldson. There’s just no fucking point trying is there?
@Rangers_Spares_
Rangers Spares
10 months
Cantwell trying to win a free kick is a lot different from diving to win a penalty Yet there’s no outbursts from the usual media and Sutton and co about that
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
3 years
Absolutely fucking wonderful! Been missing this for years. The will was there but the attitude from the club when you got to the stadium sapped all the life out of the fanbase. Massive, massive congratulations to the new regime for getting it back!
@RBM2603
RBM
3 years
UP THE FKN DONS 🇦🇹
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
3 years
On what planet is the boy blocking Lewis nae affside? I'd blamed him for getting beaten to the ball by Anderson but he's in the clear now for me. Should maybe be putting up more of a fight as captain for the decision but definitely harsh from the officials.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
2 years
🐐 Duuuuuuuuuuuuuk ❤️❤️❤️
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
2 years
Instead they could have filled it with the flags of Dundee Emerald CSC, Dundee Celtic Travel Club, Arbroath Emerald CSC, Montrose CSC…
@Dhoc6667
Dhoc
2 years
The current madness that is running through Scottish fitba, a section normally full of away fans now left empty.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
If they can’t sell out then they should give us more of an allocation. They’ll never reach their goals with this lack of financial sense!
@DavidKing10
Glasgow is Blue
1 year
Pretty disgraceful tbh
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
5 years
Seen lots of people comparing them and their opponents last night to us. Lazio pay 1.08x what Celtic pay Porto pay 2.30x what their opponents pay The Ibrox club are punting 3.79x what we pay Celtic are paying 6.89x what we pay
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
11 months
Not just Jack steaming in and making it, but look at Dante! What a reaction 😍 What a turnaround these past 4 games!
@StuartMcQuire
Stuart McQuire
11 months
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
5 years
@DrRachenDrachen @istudytextiles @JenMonnier I copped a chilli today then rubbed my eye. So much pain!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
I’ve heard players trot out the “fans are great” line so much that it’s lost all value but this is so much more than that. Absolutely love that we’re now this way at home and all that is down to the Red Shed guys and Dave Cormack. Absolutely wonderful!
@FreeNwakali
chidi
1 year
This guy was absolutely unbelievable yet again today. Loan player or not he certainly gets what it means to play for Aberdeen. God bless you Maverick❤️
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
11 months
Not sure I’ve seen it mentioned by anyone but @Jack_Mack32 paying tribute to Tattie with the forward roll is absolutely wonderful!
@ally_begg
Ally Begg ⭐️⭐️
6 years
On this day 1982 @aberdeenfc won the Scottish Cup for the first time since 1970 after beating the old Rangers 4-1 AET. It was my first ever final and the 4th goal scored by Neale Cooper remains to this day my favourite ever Scottish Cup Final goal. Remember it like yesterday!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
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@ALMIGHTYSW4VY
Le'Fredric
1 year
Bears are easily one of the funniest creatures ever like let’s talk about it
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
9 months
This will be a tweet looked back on when Cammy scores the winner in a massive game. Bookmark it!
@CammyWi26693546
Cammy Wilson
9 months
Me and big Roos celebrating winner v Hearts 🔴⚪️
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
Soul becoming the most unwelcoming place in Aberdeen for huns isn’t something I saw coming but it’s more than welcome!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
6 months
Langfield Logan Russ Reynolds Consi Robson Flood Jonny McGinn Rooney Low Vernon Cammy And Pee Paw Have a great day lads ❤️
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
8 months
The rain on the lens is so unbelievably amateur. Atrocious from @BBCScotland
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
How does Ange manage it?! Truly a magician to win the league with a paltry budget like this!
@Celtic67Fins72
Celtic SC ©®™
1 year
Today DD approved our transfer budget of £32m for the 2023/2024 season.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
No debate
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@NBCSports
NBC Sports
1 year
Who comes to mind?!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
5 years
@d0nkeydr0p @MirrorDarren @GNev2 So it's fine to point it out in Italy and Bulgaria but not when it's our Prime Minister? Get a grip!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
3 months
The next thing that the Macedonians created that was this hard to defend against is @bojanmiovskii
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@sporadicalia
SPO͓̽R
3 months
how tf do you defend against this?
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
Ramadani next season when Jack tries any of his shite
@NoContextHumans
Out of Context Human Race
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
The absolute pinnacle of Scottish football photos like this. This should be the SPFL header photo for the week!
@snsgroup
SNS Group
1 year
Fair to say the ball boy wasn’t best pleased with Miovski Miovski’s penalty secured his side a point away to St Mirren 📸
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
3 months
@kendallprinxe Sorry. I had to change the audio
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
No wonder he wins every header, that’s a full size table!!
@Angus_Mac15
Angus MacDonald
1 year
Guess who’s staying ✍🏻 +2 🔴⚪️ @AberdeenFC
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
5 months
Please tell me the VAR has a better angle than this. That’s in the box from that angle. On the line is in the box remember.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
9 months
Absolutely cannot blame Cormack giving Robson the job. It’s all gone now though. There’s nothing positive now. We desperately need to take a manager with a fantastic pedigree in now. For the budget we have we need it or this is an endless cycle.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
Bloody hell. I always forget it’s this bad until I see something like this
@adam___74
Adam
1 year
No shit, John
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
2 years
Chris Wilder's knockout Dons!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
I’d love to hear why this isn’t endangering the safety of an opponent. With VAR checking this and the Haring one, there has to be confusing or inconsistent instructions given to referees.
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@CompuScot
Mark Stewart
1 year
Campbell challenge on Scales. Yellow or red card? #aberdeenfc #HibernianFC #SPFL
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
6 months
Hibs might as well have not turned up. A shambles!
@PremSportsTV
Premier Sports
6 months
Two red cards in three minutes for Hibernian! 😱 Disaster for Hibs as both Obita and Moriah Welsh are sent off 🟥 #ScottishCup
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
6 months
The number of people believing that Cormack is picking the team is absolutely astonishing to me.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
Weird for Douglas Park to have an advert at the game
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
8 months
@AberdeenFC It’s not hard to explain. Abandoning the middle of the park leaves it easy for the defending team. They know long balls are coming and we’re outnumbered in every one. We’ve got the quality to play through teams and the manager isn’t using it.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
2 years
I don’t know what this says about my mental state at the moment but when he said he was happy I teared up a wee bit 😂
@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
2 years
🤩 Duk on THAT goal at Tannadice.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
6 months
Things you love to see (hear)
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
5 years
SNP to get 55 before the Newco
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
4 years
Oh look. Something else Dundee United can’t do as well as Aberdeen!
@DufcRetro
DUFC Retro
4 years
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
@AberdeenFC 📸 Rhys and Leighton arrive in Dublin for the Europa League Final ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ #COYR
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
2 years
He’s a 10, but McInnes keeps playing him on the wing.
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2 years
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
10 months
🎵 WHO’S THAT LYING AT PITTODRIE? 🎵
@celtic_now
Celtic Now And Forever
10 months
Remember when Jozo Simunovic produced what’s undoubtedly the best tackle in the history of football. Can anyone name a better tackle? 🤷‍♂️ #CelticFC
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
5 years
@AOBrian95 @ryanmcnairn @Kieran_Celtic Folk paid for the advertising. Why should they be the ones to suffer?
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
Why on earth is Simon Ferry being given a platform to speak about who should get the Aberdeen job? There are a world of people with actual informed opinions yet we have to listen to the same weegie opinions every time we’re looking for a new manager.
@AberdeenFCNews
Aberdeen FC News
1 year
Stephen Robinson tipped for Aberdeen job amid Alan Burrows factor as Gordon Strachan also mooted by pundit #TheDons #Aberdeen #Pittodrie
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
I don’t think the people that arrange our displays get near enough credit. It’s astounding how well they do every single time compared to the other teams in the league. Celtic probably the only ones close but such a difference in resources, numbers and backing.
@chriswood1875x
Chris wood
1 year
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
Huns: If we don’t spend more then we can’t expect to compete with Celtic! Also Huns: Dundee United really should be better than this! What terrible quality!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
8 months
21 long balls tried by centre backs against St Mirren. Only 2 so far today. I think the penny has finally dropped!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
5 years
@StateOfLinkedIn Christmas ruined. Son's crying. Thanks.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
3 months
2. Ibrox after the 70th minute
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@tradingMaxiSL
Wolf of X
3 months
Most Fascinating Abandoned Places.. Let's see how y'all feel at the end of the thread. 🧵 1. Russian space shuttles left abandoned for 30 years
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From The Dung Heap
11 months
@strachan67 @fitbaculture Bulldoze Parkhead and Ibrox, merge the two clubs and then maybe the team you support will be able to do something in Europe!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
8 months
The Dons giving Derek Adams the quality in Scottish Football that he wants
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
@dundeeunitedfc Atrocious. Could well be the audio from most of his post match interviews at Pittodrie. The “first time the back line played together” excuse is a doozie. That’s his job to make sure the players are ready! I feel for United because it’s going to be an infuriating season
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
7 months
Kenny Miller: “Hopefully Rangers can keep it in that corner for the next 2 minutes” I’ve heard less biased club channels ffs!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
11 months
@Celticcurio The same as all the rest? Good heavens! Surely not?! You should just be glad that all teams don’t stick a massive pole in the middle just to be fair.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
4 months
If there’s no added games for a frivolous appeal then it’s a stitch up
@MotherwellFC
Motherwell FC
4 months
We can confirm we have appealed the red card shown to Jack Vale on Saturday against Aberdeen.  The outcome of this appeal will be communicated in due course.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
9 months
Think this might come in handy soon
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From The Dung Heap
4 months
This is so far out of touch, I just mistook it for one of Kelle Roos’s goal kicks
@HibernianFC
Hibernian Football Club
4 months
Hibernian FC are delighted to appoint Malky Mackay as the Club’s Sporting Director.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
The comments are embarrassing. Too many people intent on finding everything to do with going to the football “cringe” just so they can throw stones. Arsenal’s atmosphere has been atrocious for years and these guys should only be encouraged by the majority of folks!
@StoolFootball
Barstool Football
1 year
Thoughts on the ‘Ashburton Army’? 🤔
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From The Dung Heap
1 year
So who’s the signing we’re keeping back to release the home kit?
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From The Dung Heap
10 months
@SPFLWatch Poor Ramadani thought he was getting away from him. Like the bad penny!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
5 years
Hedges, McGinn, Wilson and Anderson should all play on Sunday. Hearts are weak with crosses but they are also atrocious with quick play in front of their back 4. They lose their shape and panic and with that 4 leading our team we'd tear them a new one.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
6 months
@MansaMusaThe7th @TheEnemiesPE3 Can I jump straight in to #75 or do I need to watch the first 74 for the plot to make sense?
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
7 months
Every week I get further and further from working out how the end of last season happened. A joy to watch, looked well coached and full of heart. Where the fuck has it all gone?!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
Scum. Actual scum. And they’re Nazi’s as well! Should be banned from all football in Scotland but the football associations, the club and/or police will do nothing.
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From The Dung Heap
1 year
If Dave Cormack got a helicopter and pinched Murrayfield then dropped it on Pittodrie, flattening it in the process, then Aberdeen would have a capacity of 67,144. Pittodrie would become the biggest ground in Scotland AND the home of Scottish Rugby!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
Exactly what we should be looking for from our players. If there’s a player coming here who doesn’t dream of a move to a bigger league then they’ve not got the right mentality. Up to the club to get the right price and sell on for those that impress then replace with the same
@fmishov
Filip Mishov
1 year
🚨 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 Spoke to @bojanmiovskii who dreams of playing in the #PremierLeague in the future, amid interest from #SaintsFC and a host of other European clubs who are closely monitoring his progress ahead of the summer transfer window. 🗣️ 🔥
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
McGrath and Polvara to replace McCrorie and Ramadani? 33 and 37 games they played last season. Can only assume there’s a free agent or a loan sorted but it’s not been the best couple of days and there’s a lot of tension building in the support.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
9 months
A throat infection had me miss the trip to Pittodrie tonight and I’ve had to watch tonight on TV. I’m pissed off that I made the effort to get an IPTV trial set up to watch this.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
11 months
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a group of any kind speak up Aberdeen like @SkylightsYRA Even those that are paid a wage to do it full time. An unreal bond between the two!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
2 years
Would be absolutely over the moon with this. Mainly after the Strachan rumours today putting me in a depressive hole. Exactly the profile of coach we should be looking for. Successful elsewhere.
@AbzPodcast
The ABZ Føøtball Pödcåst ⭐⭐🇸🇪
2 years
Rodrigo even has his own website. Top stuff.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
2 years
@days_scottish @steadythebuffs Could be just what they kneed!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
2 months ago I’d have been absolutely distraught at this. What an incredible job has been done with motivation for the players, tactically and the feel around the whole club. A turn around like this is very similar to the 2014 season. Congrats and thanks to Robson and Agnew!
@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
1 year
We are delighted to announce that Barry Robson and his assistant Steve Agnew have agreed two-year contract extensions and will remain at Pittodrie until at least the end of the 2024/25 season.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
3 years
@Willie_Garner5 Even the comms on The Rangers TV said the same. It’s not baffling, it’s not inconsistent, it’s blatant double standards that every club that goes to one of those two grounds in Glasgow see every week. Clubs need to band together and put a stop to it!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
7 months
Since the Frankfurt game we’ve scraped by against Livingston, been absolutely battered by St Mirren, outclassed by Hearts, had VAR gift us a point against St Johnstone and absolutely hammer Ross County. That’s not things getting better now that Europe is over.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
5 years
A bit odd that they’d put Derek McInnes’ passing instructions to the centre backs over the tannoy.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
Hearts fans today after “welcoming the chase” earlier in the season 😂
@ayeejuju
juju 💰
1 year
heat fans seeing a 3-0 lead turn into a 3-2 lead… ☠️
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
9 months
@SPFLWatch Songs about Bobby Sands and Northern Irish paramilitary organisations?
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
Exactly the way I described it at the time. Haven’t seen a free-kick golazo like that since Maddison!
@FootballReprt
Football Report
1 year
LEIGHTON CLARKSON 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿(2001) WITH A FREE-KICK GOLAZO!!!!
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
Remember, the club that Harry used to support went bust and a new club started in the Third Division and took two tries to get out of the Championship, so there’s 4 years missing of this 15.
@Harryjohnston9
Harry
1 year
Would love nothing more than us to boycott this fuckin shithole forever. One of best places to visit anaw but fuck them. Their gaff has not been full once in the full 15 fuckin years av been going. Cunts.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
2 years
Debate begins again in the north east of Scotland over whether the Moroccan left back is called Mazraoui, Mazroll or Mazbuttery.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
1 year
Simple question, simple response. Absolutely fantastic and the hysteria the media are trying to stir up about the fans wanting a manager in now is put to bed in the comments. This is the “open and transparent” club we need.
@Alan_Burrows
Alan Burrows
1 year
@gee_graeme You’ll understand we can’t say too much until we’re in a position to confirm something Graeme. Lots of it (including a fair bit that isn’t accurate) makes it way into the media, which is normal, but be assured a huge amount of work is going into it.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
5 years
2 shots on target. Awful. Nothing changing, nothing getting better with some great new signings and a huge budget. Time for change.
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
5 years
The tannoy man pausing so there’s time to boo Foster 😍 It’s the little things 😂
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@DungHeap1903
From The Dung Heap
5 months
The celebration police being out in force for Dundee making top 6. It’s a game that means they can still get Europe after coming up last season. Well done to them and the Doc. Hopefully next season we’re not pissing about in the bottom half
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