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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
11 months
If that pussy good I only need 3 minutes.
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Stupid bitch ate my cum, now she finna get a tapeworm😈
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
2 months
When her box so fat u can see it frum tha back🙌
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Origami w her pussy lips 4 sum extra grip🙌
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
My Habibi alwayz carry 8 sticks that’s why I call him Ocktopus🐙
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Yeah bitch imma Crotch Goblin an ya pussy iz givin sour cream & onion🙌🏻
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
How I look up at tha bitch when her coochie gotta Chili Cheese Fritos flavor:
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
2 months
Bitch said she got MetroPCS an I thought it Wuz an STD🤦‍♂️
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3 months
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@Duncle69
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3 months
Gordon Gramsay?
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
I’ll buy yo ass a wheelchair if you can’t stand me bitch😜
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Tha coochie wuz closed tight like a mason jar, I said bitch but iz you gon bust it open for a Ghetto Superstar?
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Just got back frum tha doctor wuts fecal alcohol syndrome?
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
My gf makin me go see Inside Out w her tn like bitch I’m jus tryin to get Inside & Out ya pussy w/o all tha emotional shit tf.
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
You smokin on boo boo fuckin idiot ts sum Pretendica🤦‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Mike Monday 🅱️ITCHH
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Single mom w 2 jobs who still makes time to fuck🙌🏻
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Gooner bitch clitoris so calloused she couldn’t even sit right🤭
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Bitch I’m tryin 2 pull on ya tampon string w my teeth an treat it like a fuckin honeysuckle🤪
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
2 months
Bitch I can only see ya big ass bellybutton like I got tunnel vision🫣
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Bitch who lives outside sign said “Will twerk 4 Percs”🙌
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Fuck. I’m off 12 Tweas tryin 2 gummy worm tha brown starfish🤦‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Bitch cum here lemme show you why they call me tha Rim Reaper👅🍑
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
2 months
Yeh I used to fuck aroun w ya momma jit dats why u my fuckin godson🤷‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Am I supposed to say Happy Father’s Day to a Step Dyke?
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Could I teach a parrot how to give me a JOI Countdown?
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Asking my Quija board why does Asian porn make me laugh.
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
5 months
How many times y’all been caught meat in hand gooning? (I’m at 5-6)
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
If I see a lil underboob I might get unruly, jus like when I saw dat Amish bitch w Ghetto Booty🤪
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Who else keep tha underwear they lost they virginity in?
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Helicoptering my dick as a new form of mind control🧠
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Cracked da hoe on tha blacktop, I think I jus gave da coochie a curb stomp. Fuck🤦‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
5 months
Nutted in 8 seconds she said thassa backcourt violation😩
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Oh you didn’t know Taffer Wuz a trapper like et?
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Hit Neph w a pint of Clifford now he actin different🤦‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
2 months
Went between tha bitch legz an turned it into a mf dunk contest🤪⛹️‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Bitch you makin me concerned, like how ya titties so long I could give ‘em a Indian burn🤭
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Bitch iz dat Hemorrhoids:
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
She caught me offa prescription then I got my head blew like Marg Simpson🤪
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Finna hit tha function w sum white, black, and a lil purp not talkin Concords either Bitch😜
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
E.T. said he tryin to trade a bitch sum EBT if he can touch her Boobiez.
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
If a bitch got spine bumps inside of her thong, I alrea know she can’t take tha shlong🤷‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
2 months
Dick inna bitch nostrils deviated her rectum. Fuck😤
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Bitch ion need no instructor, my sex coach iz my 4Runner🤪
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Any1 else notice fat people alwayz got a dirty ass microwave?
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Idiot bitch jus popped a xan an threw up on my knees🤦‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
My bitch keep buggin me ab a ring so I bought her a flea collar🤷‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Told Neph tha dope so cut he gonna finally get circumcised🤭
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
I swear her pussy get wetter offa cheap liquor🤔
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Dick McSquirmy
3 months
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Fucked 5 hoez, passed 4, an got 3 assists type shit🤷‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
How tha Scooby Snax got u actin like Scrappy-Doo?🤦‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
5 months
You really gon let a bitch named lil Debbie keep you big as hell?
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Srry bitch no backshotz td you gettin Side Saddled🤷‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Ab to shoot a ball of ket in a bitch stink wrinkle w a straw, hopefully ion wake up w pink eye🤞
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Welp it’s lookin like a Salvia ego death typa night🤷‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
2 months
Yeh I rock hella jewelry an bang hammerz but plz don’t Judge me🔫👨‍⚖️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Im finna make a ghillie suit w my side bitch pubic hair 2 hide frum my main🫣
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Yeah bitch im tryin 2 eat it frum tha back crust first like a slice of mf pizza🍕🤪
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Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Freakin onna halfway house bitch at tha Waffle House, an I jus knocked tha gravy out her biscuit🤪
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Yeah nice Sp5der hoodie Neph, but why ya pockets alwayz fulla cobwebs?
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Jus hit a horny bitch named Charlotte w a Bobcat🤪
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
5 months
I tend to believe I’m a victim of Shaken baby syndrome.
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Bitch watch me pop this Percocet and fadeaway like Nowitzki.
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Mystery machine whole whip fulla snitches, 5.7 bullets lookin like sum fuckin mechanical pencils✏️✏️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
She got one hanging lower like my mf ballsack.
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Ik a dope fiend dat loves givin foot jobs 4 free but she got Gangrene🥴
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Thot Bitch wasnt good at ridin dick, had 2 coach her twat like I’m Gregg Popovich🤷‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Anyone else like to see if they can climax b4 the car wash is over?
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Look like Neph cut tha work w a lightsaber he rlly Luke Brickcutter🤯
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Catch me faded asl like tha haircut onna Stud bitch🤭
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Plug pulled up onna bicycle, kicked me sum fire shit like he Liu Kang.
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
2 months
When they outta Honey Pax an Black n Milds at tha liquor store.
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Who got tha Ghettoest Booty in tha WNBA? I’m tryin to become a fan🤷‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
5 months
Plug sold me sum boof pack that’s why my Tweets have been shit lately🤬
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Torta you gon have to make a pallet on tha floor cuz you iz not sleepin up in my bed🙅‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
It’s Chiggers not HPV I promise😉
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Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Made my cum & her Grool into a lava lamp, an all she said wuz thx Champ😔
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Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Offa perc jus 360 tongue punched tha bitch rim like I’m Vince Carter🤪
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Saw my first micro penis irl in the gym locker room today…not a cock watcher but I can’t lie I had to take a second long glance at that mf it looked like dude had double outie belly buttons.
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Neph u got tha work lookin like sauerkraut, way too much cut go grab tha whiteout🤦‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Dayum bitch u lettin hella dope fiends tear up ya wallz like u playin CoD Zombies🥴
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Gave a bitch muff a krispy ass line up w no enhancements🤷‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
She only wanna give brain to my nutz I call it Cerebral Ballsy🤷‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Mike Monday BITCHHH
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Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Bitch how tha titties purfect but tha azz a trash bag🤔🗑️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
2 months
I used 2 smoke in tha HS hallways then eat Halls 2 take tha cough away🤷‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Imma get so cross-faded 2 where I can’t be Independent today😎🇺🇸
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
YKWTFGO it’s Mike Monday Bitchh
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
U rlly had 2 take a thot bitch to tha Drunken Clam 2 get tha Chowder out her?🤦‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Who else only check they temperature by putting the thermometer up they sphincter?
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Got her Box talkin back 2 me like a Ring Doorbell📸👏
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Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Sum hoe had a wedding at tha Trap hit her w a bouquet of flower🌲
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
3 months
Bro gotta pop Xanny Bars to become a shooter, had to send his ass on down to tha Weenie Hut Jr’s🤦‍♂️
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Brought her beef curtains to me like DoorDash🙌🏻
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@Duncle69
Dick McSquirmy
4 months
Will I turn pink like a flamingo frum all tha pussy I eat?
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