Samcasm Profile Banner
Samcasm Profile
Samcasm

@DukhHuaSunke

7,404
Followers
3,885
Following
1,803
Media
24,124
Statuses

Wubba lubba dub dub! अहिंसा परमो धर्मः

Pune, India
Joined July 2019
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
3 years
When your money starts making more money than your active income, that's when you can say you are successful.
10
11
199
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
10 months
Mkc itne chote words me facewash likha hai, madarchod peechle chaar din se isko lip balm ki tarah use kr raha tha me 😭😭😭😭
Tweet media one
394
220
4K
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
1 year
What on earth is this family! 😭😭😂😂
Tweet media one
83
123
3K
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Just saw an interview where 22 year old became Vice President in an IT company!!! 🤯 Here are the few tips he shared in the interview: 1. Wakeup sharp at 5:00 am 2. Cold showers 3. Meditate 4. Daily Journal 5. Dad owns IT company #technology #tech #MotivationMonday
27
41
525
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
1 year
Pov: ek bar CA ban jaoo fir zindagi bhar apni photo daalke gyaan chodunga #HalfCA
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
48
28
495
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
11 months
Just a normal conversation in my family whatsapp group 😭😭
Tweet media one
46
15
455
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
8 months
Kese log hai yaar, mujhe birthday ka samaan laane ka bolre hai 😭😭 Saal badla hai gharwale same hi hai 🫠🫠
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
76
18
418
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Delhi me itna kohra hai ki kisi ko bhi bhen ka lohra bolke bhaag jaao
29
19
354
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Just completed my 2 hours lecture in 4 hours at 1.25x speed! #ICAI #icaiexams
27
11
347
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
1 year
Tweet media one
18
20
303
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
1 year
To bhai isme garden me khade hoke photo daalne wali kya baat thi?
Tweet media one
78
7
294
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Flirting skills so low that I asked a girl "are you doing CA?" in a national conference organised for CA students! #icaiexam #icai
18
8
292
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
1 year
Filed ITR of my friend! He paid without even asking. Glad to have such people in life ✨
15
9
274
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
I love this app! 🤣🤣
Tweet media one
12
28
272
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Trekking is worthless if there's no temple at top. ~ an Indian
13
23
253
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
8 months
Still can't get over this 😭😭😭🤣
Tweet media one
13
34
249
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Tweet media one
31
10
243
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Vo CA aspirant hi kya jiske adhe bed pr books aur adhe pr uski jinda laash na padi ho #icai #caexams #icaiexams
13
29
253
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Kyu sahi kiya na? #ICAI #icaiexam
Tweet media one
36
18
245
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
💀💀
Tweet media one
23
7
219
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Featured 🥹✨
Tweet media one
8
5
218
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
8 months
Office work me perform karna ❌ Office ke sports me perform karna ✅
Tweet media one
17
1
212
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
What is this behaviour @JioCare ??!! #jio5g #jio
Tweet media one
31
6
179
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Having separate room is luxury! And having separate room on another floor is God's way of saying you are favourite ✨
16
3
155
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Purchased SFM lecture on 10 September, Number of lectures watched till now: 5 Started series last night, number of episodes watched till now: 9 😐😐
17
6
146
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Lucky are those jinke naak ke dono nostrils se hawa andar bahar jaa rahi 👍
25
9
142
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
1 year
Always remember CA is not a race. Complete it at your own pace and peace
8
9
145
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
I am a green flag because mera to school me house bhi green tha!
29
14
131
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Jbse ye papa ke bade bhaiya ke jaan pehchaan ka beta CA Final me AIR 8 laaya hai, Tbse mera jeena halaal ho gaya hai #ICAI #ICAIRESULT #icaiexams #caresult #caresults
12
2
127
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
😭😭
Tweet media one
8
6
124
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Dating someone who respects your gf is very important
17
5
124
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Just a healthy conversation between me and my family!!!
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
18
0
126
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Haters will say it's fake!
Tweet media one
15
3
125
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
5 months
I am a man of my word. Thank you guys for supporting ✨✨✨🙏❤️❤️
Tweet media one
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
5 months
If RCB wins today's match, I will post my photo in bra 🤪
18
1
22
39
4
119
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Hii CAs, aspirng CAs and othr ppl who undrstnds business. I hv query! A is the holding company of B. A sales its goods to third party C and C sales the same goods to B. Then B sales the goods to customer. At the time of consolidation, will there be double counting of same sales?
42
5
119
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Having a crush makes you do stupid things. I'll be going to toilet 10 times a day just because HR Department comes it it's way and she is in HR😭😭😂😂
19
1
119
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
😭😭
Tweet media one
13
3
116
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
पाप भी करता हु, मोह माया भी करता हु, कही यमराज का सेवक न बन जाऊं इसलिए भक्ति भी करता हु।
Tweet media one
9
2
111
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Anupama is the stupidest person
29
5
110
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
9 months
Ek to Mann nahi lagra upar se dost madarchod
Tweet media one
15
4
112
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Saw a daughter dancing with her father at a restaurant. And I realised how cute this moment is. That smile on daughter's face and those tears in father's eyes. It was worth watching! Fir mne thaan liya, me bhi dance seekhunga aur unn uncle ki beti ki sath dance krunga 😤😤😤
19
2
108
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Meri kyu fatt rhi hai, mera to result bhi nahi aa rhaa 😭😭 #ICAI #icaiexams #ICAIRESULT #caexam #caresults
16
4
107
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Faculty: you should not watch lectures at 1.2x or 1.3x speed. It may effect your learning. Le me who is watching lectures at 1.5x / 1.6x #icaiexams #ICAI #caexams #caresults
Tweet media one
16
6
112
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Abey ye kesaa office h bhai, paas wali se jada baate kr rha tha to seat hi change krva di 😭😭
29
0
111
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Need a study partner for Nov-24 CA Final attempt Interested candidates please contact! #ICAI #caexams
15
3
108
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
When i say i am CA student, you have to say okay, "Ye Mera Income Tax Return free me file kroge na, kya hota h?!" #caresults #ICAI #icairesults
12
8
104
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
1 year
ek din ye bkchodi meri naukri khaa jygi 😭😭😭😂
Tweet media one
12
3
104
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Having separate room is a luxury
14
2
100
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
1 year
Hurrah! I got a call from my dream company 'Apple', that too just after 2 days of my interview. I ws so amzed whn I got the call. Apparently the call was not about the interview but about, "why haven't I paid my last 2 EMIs for the iphone i bought last year?" (1/2)
Tweet media one
18
5
92
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
3 years
Hello everyone, I am happy to announce that I am starting a new position in Grant Thornton Bharat LLP as an Article trainee in the Audit department. Looking forward to this new chapter in my life #caarticleship #inter #icai #caexam #caexams #icaiexams #icaiexam #icairesult #GT
Tweet media one
34
1
97
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Maturity apni jagah aur raste me ladai dekhna apni jagah
13
6
95
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Jo return 4.98 lac ki thi ab vo 6.98 ki jayegi
6
2
95
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Bikharne ka mujhko shoukh hai badaa 🫠🫠
Tweet media one
13
1
92
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
'THE BOYS' 🎶
Tweet media one
4
1
92
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Concert me jaane ki jrurt hi nahi, logo ki story aur snap par hi pura show dekh leta hu 👍👍
9
1
95
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Tweet media one
12
0
87
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Girls and their obsession with "aur kitni ladkiyo ko yhi bolte ho"
7
6
88
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Yesterday my crush taught me how to cook Gajar ka halwa. We cooked it together while messing in the kitchen. It was too delicious and then we ate under same blanket. It was a wonderful dream. Hoping for more ✨
16
1
89
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
1 year
Meanwhile
Tweet media one
2
2
90
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Should I send it or not!?
Tweet media one
21
1
85
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Where to find true love?
66
4
89
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Valid question hai bhaii rahul ka 😂😂😂😭😭😭
Tweet media one
10
2
86
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
1 year
@ps__2112 Join krne ka option hai vse 👀
11
0
93
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Kese kese log hai 😭😭
Tweet media one
19
3
92
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Asked a girl whether she lives in Pune after seeing her bio, usne bio se location hi hata di 💀💀😭😭
16
0
86
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Jo ladki pasand karo vo badi nikal jaati hai 😭😭
25
0
84
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
😭
Tweet media one
13
3
89
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Ye meri bhua status pe sbke sth photo daalke miss you all likh rahi aur call pe hmesha sabki burai krti rhti hai 😭😭💀💀
16
0
80
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
🇺🇲: I think we have to call technician 🇮🇳: ek baar band krke chalu krke dekh
5
3
86
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
So a few weeks ago, I was coming home from office in Pune local bus. Due to no seat available I had to stand there while holding handgrip 🥲. A few moments later, I saw a girl standing near me. Her eyes were so beautiful. She was wearing mask so I couldn't see her face. 👀
27
0
84
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
What kind of behaviour is this!? 😭😭😭
Tweet media one
14
1
89
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Cafe me kha to liya josh josh, bill aaya to pta chla mera stipend likha tha uspe 🥲 #caexams #caresults #icaiexams #icai
11
0
86
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
1 year
समाज
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
19
2
87
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Koi bhi bhrosewala nahi hai 😭
Tweet media one
7
0
86
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Ek din ye khaane pine ka shok mujhe sadak pe le ayga
10
4
82
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Bahut late reply krti thi, to socha ladai chlu kr deta hu Ab har 2 sec me reply aata hai 😌😌👽
17
2
84
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
8 months
Bekar hai bhaiyaa, me to tooot gaya 💔😩
Tweet media one
22
1
82
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Kal mausi aur mummy ke sth 4 ghnte 20 dukaan me ghumke 1 suit leke aaye the Aur aaj vhi suit return krne jaa rahe hai 😭😭 Jai ho stree maada Women ki 🙌😭☕☕
12
1
81
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Idk if girls know this or not but the smell of your 'head' hair is one of the most attractive thing!
8
3
79
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Finally today I have decided to move on. I have decide to leave my past behind me. So if i owe you any money ... I'm sorry. It's in past now. I have moved on 😭🤌🥹💔
10
4
81
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Aaj JEE bhar kar khaa lo, ghum lo, kyuki kal CA (का) ka bhrosa nahi #icai #caresults #icairesults #caexams
5
1
78
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
The saddest part of doing सीए is ki ye फाड़ deti hai #icai #caexam
15
3
76
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Pov: just a convo btwn me and my brother
Tweet media one
4
0
78
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
1 year
If you don't have generational wealth, that's okay. Make sure your father in law has
7
2
80
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
8 months
Believe me guys, i am still 19
Tweet media one
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
8 months
Kese log hai yaar, mujhe birthday ka samaan laane ka bolre hai 😭😭 Saal badla hai gharwale same hi hai 🫠🫠
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
76
18
418
18
0
78
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
My papa-mummy ask me to wake up early and eat some dhoop like I am some Jadooo
4
0
78
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Ab isme kya galat kaha 😪🫠
Tweet media one
7
0
76
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
It's okay if your crush doesn't like you back. It's okay if any of your ex doesn't like you. Because there's always a girl in this whole world who still doesn't like you but had to agree for arrange marriage.
10
3
77
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Subh subh depression de dete hai log 😭😭😭
Tweet media one
8
1
77
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
🤣🤣🤣
Tweet media one
0
3
78
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
I just don't understand ye log LinkedIn par gyaan pelte pelte neeche apni photo kyu daal dete hai!?
15
1
76
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Followed a girl Found out she is already taken Time to unfollow!
15
0
73
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
6 months
Sach btau to aaj bhi thodi fatt jaati hai kirmada ko dekh kar
Tweet media one
8
6
67
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Jab Doraemon ke hote hue Nobita bdhwe se shizuka nahi pati, to mrse akele se vo ghanta pategi 😭😭
11
2
71
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Mere kaam se khush hoke manager ne work from home cancel kr diya! Shyd sath bethke kaam krvana chahte hai 🥹🥹
9
1
68
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
So I went out to eat ice cream with some girl. She was one of my friend from ITT batch. While parting, I told her "Ghar pahuch kar msg/call kar dena", as I didn't have her number that way I could get it. Aaj do din ho gye bichari abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi 😭😭🥲
15
3
77
@DukhHuaSunke
Samcasm
2 years
Thak gaya hu dusro ke circle me khudko dundhte dundhte, kahi nhi milta me 😪
8
3
72