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CalvinAndré

4 years

The beginning of a new style of shooting for me. Can’t wait for y’all to see the progression I make with this ! 📸: @DtxCalvinAndre 🧍🏾: @BrandonMauriCEO 📍: Detroit, MI

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

I used to be SO mad that my parents would never order me stuff off the commercials !! Like bro it’s 3 easy Payments of $19.99 , you broke or sum ? 😂💀💀

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4 years

Y’all not on y’all parents phone bill still ? Wowwwwww. That’s ghetto 🥴🥴. Imma stay on until I’m like 40 tbh.

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6 years

Bro is it just me or did Daylight savings hit harder this year 💀💀💀. Like.. I be sleepy at 7pm !

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

How can you not love Black Folks ? Black women at that !

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

Im selling plates today!! You get 1 main portion of noodles with two sides of noodles. One side of noodles with juice & one without! $15... Drink is not included!

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CalvinAndré

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7 years

I .......AM.......SICK.........OF..........SCHOOL........ This shit is for the birds....and I can't fly.

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CalvinAndré

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5 years

Mood

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CalvinAndré

@DtxCalvinAndre

7 years

WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS YOU, CAUSE WHEN I WENT TO SLEEP LASTTT NIGHT ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS YOU. ADAM & EVE DONT EAT THAT FRUIT, BEST BELIEVE IMMA EAT THAT BOO CAUSE IM THE NIGGA THAT TOLD THEM NIGGAS THAT TOLD THEM NIGGAS BOUT YOU !

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7 years

Tape went so crazy when it came out

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JunKnee Harris

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4 years

What it look like I do for a living?

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4 years

Im seeing a lot of y’all have spiteful/petty parents. My people have NEVER held any bill over my head. If they do something it’s because they want to, not because I need them or asked them ! Be better than them when y’all have kids. My parents are lit lol.

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CalvinAndré

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5 years

@qingme_ace @HeyMichsi @chief_joe500 @Cptnrwrpnts *Shituation

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CalvinAndré

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8 years

Definitely thought other states had one too lmao.

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8 years

IM SO SHOOK TEXAS LITERALLY HAS A PLEDGE THEY SAY EVERY MORNING I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE TEXAS IS A CULT

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4 years

@Sierra_Kirbz Lmao nah fr 💀💀. The day they suggest it, I’m making sure their nursing home got the MEANEST nurses when they for when they get old !

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CalvinAndré

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5 years

@AshMoLash5 This how Mac & Cheese should look and this wasn’t even baked yet ! The shredded cheese was mainly for the top, lol this had 7 cheeses in it !

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CalvinAndré

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9 months

Being promoted to a Sr. Project Manager within a yr & a half of working as a PM, when you need to usually have more than 5/7+yrs of experience >>>> Boy, the blessings was flowing this yr lol. And this is the LONGEST I’ve been seizure free 🙌🏾. I love it!

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CalvinAndré

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8 years

Niggas really be proud about doing females dirty.. But let a nigga do their mom, sister, or daughter the same way.

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

@JIMBobMir @TheBaddestMitch 😂😂 yes !! Like y’all can buy everything else, but won’t spend them lil three easy ass payments of $20 , GET OUT MY FACE BROKEY 😂😂😂

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@tweety_ce @missdestynei LMFAOOOO

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CalvinAndré

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10 years

Lol, Never been to Dallas ? Read this, it's bout as accurate as you can get lmao. http://t.co/CbeeSyoqVV

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CalvinAndré

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7 years

@Gawdessgood @TorriNichelle Still Dead af' That this was Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling singing Jodeci on freaking Disney 😂😂

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

@_syddsational Lmao like HUH ? Do you want to be able to get in contact with me or what ? Because I promise I’d be fine without a phone 💀💀.

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CalvinAndré

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5 years

Missing the era of Floetry, Jill Scott, Goapele, Ledisi, E. Badu, Alicia Keys, Kindreds The family soul, etc. 😭😭😭 great music, great times !!!

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

Ok but these replies under Reginae's FB post has me dead af 😂😂😂😂

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

Imagine being 25 and older and still not knowing the difference between steal and still, or even steel ... What is wrong with you illiterate ass folks ?? Also, I'm and Am is not the same thing. And and An is NOT the same thing.. KNOW AND NO IS NOT THE SAME DAMN THING.

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CalvinAndré

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9 years

Do not procrastinate this semester Do not procrastinate this semester Do not procrastinate this semester Do not procrastinate this semester

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

Thank y’all for the support !! Im all sold out !!! I’ll be back tomorrow with Beans & Weenies !! $20 !

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@JonnySelvera Or "The last patient who disrespected me, died *Smiley face*" .

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CalvinAndré

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7 years

Am I too late ? 😂 #BlackMenSmiling

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CalvinAndré

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5 years

BRO LMFAOOOOOOOO THIS SHIT ESCALATED QUICK !!!

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

@mynamegangg This was my favorite 💀💀

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

Bro... Somebody just put on FB that all you got to do is twist the bottom to get the top off..I been biting that hoe off my whole life..wow.

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CalvinAndré

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5 years

@MrBizzl3

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CalvinAndré

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3 years

Mansfield BET not send them kids back to school at all this week. That is traumatizing .

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

If it’s true about Ms.Susie, I just want to say that she is/was one of the sweetest employee’s at TXST. I remember when I was doing the Humans of TXST page and she was very excited about her story being posted on the page(and too because it was her bday).She will be missed if so!

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

And I mean being petty at 15 & 16 yrs old! We grown now hell. Ain’t no such thing! They still gone post this bill though 💀💀💀

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

@Sierra_Kirbz LMFAOOOOOOOOO OMG 💀💀💀💀💀. Gone be in the casket in fetal position 💀. Uncomfortable for eternity 💀

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CalvinAndré

@DtxCalvinAndre

6 years

4 PLATES LEFT💀💀💀💀💀💀

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

I’m going to be real. I NEED this and I’m about to order it 🥴🥴

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

All that damn flooding, traffic, weak ass zoning, & folks worrying about what Dallas got going on be getting to they asses 😂😂.

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6 years

Houston ranked No. 2 as most stressed city in Texas

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

@_ImChefCole Same 💀💀. I ain’t going nowhere !

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CalvinAndré

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2 years

@1Grant_ @samstaydipped IM FUCKING CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. I’m going to bed 😂😂😂😂😂

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

My mind's telling me noooooo But my body... MY BODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IS TELLING ME YUHHH YESSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@007FERO Im mixed .. its extra 💀

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@YouOnMyDickHoe No that’s an extra $2. I had to steal all of McDonalds plastic forks this morning !

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CalvinAndré

@DtxCalvinAndre

9 years

FT a black girl past 11 she gone answer the FT like "What you want, Im sleep" 😂😂

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

Also, before white folks get the wrong idea and start assuming. Here is a video of the main ones who were destroying the police department. Let’s see how they will turn this on us.

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CalvinAndré

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2 years

Man I’ll never forget getting this video from someone at UNT after someone’s apartment floor fell through during a party!

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CalvinAndré

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5 years

@GoonMusic414 Ok ...but like... can I play this at the next family reunion, or this too inappropriate?? I’m sure it’s some shooters in the fam that can appreciate this 👀💀💀

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CalvinAndré

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5 years

@AustinGeeTV @cowboybaked @MrBizzl3

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CalvinAndré

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7 years

@RyanGafford @taaaykees Shidd, I'm gone be like .

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@ttrentmoyer @Moreboutn0thing No full water bottles. You got to drink the noodle juice from the side with the juices

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CalvinAndré

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7 years

@Lingua_Action This was literally my face when I realized I was doing it wrong my whole life 🤦🏾‍♂️

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CalvinAndré

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8 years

Finally got the shot I wanted .

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CalvinAndré

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7 years

I am VERY aware that not all birds fly. I said what I meant and meant what the hell I said !

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CalvinAndré

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5 years

@sprintcare @imstephondupree Y’all just proved y’all toxicity 😂😂😂

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CalvinAndré

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3 years

@geezslanna @valentinavoight This was literally a McDonalds in Dallas. Changed from this to that in the matter of 6 months.. I'll never forgive them lol.

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

I made $198,450 today.. so jokes on y'all💁🏾‍♂️😂

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CalvinAndré

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5 years

Let me do this shit and I’m gone get beat up, but just cause this lil nigga 2ft 1in he safe ? Y’all some pussies 💀

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CalvinAndré

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5 years

Mood.. after all that tuition these two have paid to TXST.. WE finally done. No debt, no problems 😂. WE out 💀... I love my parents and sister lol.

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

Anyways y'all. This was for JOKES and JOKES only.. Lol, I saw this photo on FB and screenshot it and made a joke... SUPPORT BLACK BUSINESSES FOR REAL though !!! Nothing like this, but real black businesses that are out here trying to do something !! We all we got, no lie !!!

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@RCJ_23 @GabeReezy .25 cents for each extra pack . Anything over 2 packs will be an extra $2 cause then my noodles to seasoning ratio will be off 💀💀💀

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@Bigg_Papii52 @itseffinjas Yep ! Worldwide. The juice from the right might spill to the left, but we are not responsible.

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CalvinAndré

@DtxCalvinAndre

6 years

This was literally what we had at my Great Great Cousin’s funeral.. shit was so good, I need her to die again..

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8 years

#BlackChurchesBeLike 🤗🤗 There will be refreshments in the back 🤗🤗

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

That’s not nerves, that’s the salmonella kicking in.

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On a date, kinda nervous

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CalvinAndré

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5 years

“Black, Intelligent & Educated...now that’s POWER” My time has finally come ! I want to thank God & especially want to thank my wonderful parents for everything they have done to get me to this point In my life !! Texas State University B.B.A. Computer Information Systems

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

@KennSanon Lol crazy thing is, my parents could afford it, and we’re young ! They bought me a whole ass $2500 go kart ! They just never wanted to buy me shit off the commercials 😭😂😂.

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@Moreboutn0thing $6000 .. Noodles serves 50 people.. sides include bread and mini water bottles !

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@YouOnMyDickHoe Yep $15 extra dollars !! It’s a $5 pick up fee too !

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@carpe__DEIm You a real one ! Just for that I’m adding some steak seasoning to yours and you get two sides with juice ! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

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CalvinAndré

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8 years

Let me tell y'all why Im so damn ready for the Holidays!Cause my mom makes the best damn Mac & Cheese in the world! It wasn't even done yet.

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

@outuhcontrol 😂😂, I wouldn’t say millionairesssss but you know .... 💀. Nah I was going to leave until I convinced my people to leave Sprint the same time I did and then boom... another two yrs with no phone bill ! Going for another 20yrs tbh 😂.

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6 years

@carpe__DEIm Im selling Pork Chicken Beef and Shrimp, I can add in real shrimp for $15 😂😭💀

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

@LeahRenee_ AHT AHT; tell her you ain’t sign up for allat lol, nah I’m kidding 😂

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

@BeeCallaway They did while I was in college💀💀. But now I live in a paid off home. Can’t help that my people actually know what generational wealth is .

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CalvinAndré

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5 years

@FedUpWBlackMen Like .... nah . Lmao and I ain’t mixed at all.

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@carpe__DEIm Baby salad shrimp 💀💀💀

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CalvinAndré

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7 years

@Kimbeex Julius bought a condom....from Risky. Julius also bought a Combo meal, Drew got the burger, Tonya the fries & Chris the drink. He wins.

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CalvinAndré

@DtxCalvinAndre

6 years

Bro being an adult is weird.. You mean to tell me that I can be 23, have my own car, full coverage insurance, no at fault accidents, which shouldn't even matter, but I can't rent a car until I'm 25 ?? That is crazy.

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

If y'all understood that Presidents don't have the power y'all think they do, you'd be smarter. Another thing, Obama was elected after 8 years of Bush.......

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

@MrsWhitneyRozay 😂😂😂😂 see that day I would’ve just went packed my bags and would’ve been mad as hell that everybody poor 💀💀💀

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

@JackeeHarry I ain't gone lie, I was mad when I clicked the link, then happy, then mad again, then happy. This was a rollercoaster.. Whew.

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CalvinAndré

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3 years

It’s November 1st and I have officially made it a full month seizure free ! First month since June !! Thank the Lord!! Praying that this can continue for as long as possible!!!

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

@curlybeviie Lol you did the right thing ! Having your own so much more expensive! Staying on that family plan is LOVELY !

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@June_Draws @axivl @badgaldye Decked was a good word to use ...because......he was on....a .........Deck ... 😂...no? Ok, I’ll leave.

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

My sims got married and one of the fucking guest came and died AT THE WEDDING. I was so pissed cause it ruined the wedding.. That bitch wanted some attention.

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CalvinAndré

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4 years

@kashgirlkiyah Lmfao that’s how you got to get black parents, until they turn it around on you and be like “No, but you are!” .. be ready to pack yo shit and run away 💀😂

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CalvinAndré

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9 years

#ATTENTION PSA: TEXAS STATE IS AT FULL CAPACITY, DON'T APPLY FOR THIS HOE, WE FULL 💀 . WE KNOW WE THE BEST SCHOOL BUT YALL GOT TO CHILL.

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@AmazedPlayer60 Nah cause I usually don’t be sleepy until 2am 😂

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CalvinAndré

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7 years

22 & Blessed beyond measures !!

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

I'm junie B. Jones and the B stands for Bitch I'm tired as hell.

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CalvinAndré

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7 years

@The_Nenye @_kaylanmarie Gone name mine Michael D.Jordan.. D for "Da fourth"

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CalvinAndré

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8 years

When people on Rate My Professor say "Do NOT TAKE THIS PROFESSOR, AVOID AT ALL COST" but they are the only professor for that course .

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CalvinAndré

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7 years

@TheBluntDoctor_ @_alyssaanaya Me watching you get a ticket cause you ain't see that officer on the side

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@weLOVE_tee @youcancallmebri Ma’am you are over 18.. pay the adult price 😂😂

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CalvinAndré

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6 years

@_ashleyjanae_ Yes bring your own cup and all I have is water ...from the sink 💀💀💀

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CalvinAndré

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7 years

@sOrTaRiCaN9 @Tbird_559 @BeyonceNicki12 @trvlyblessed_ Ain’t no memory shot, especially if they remembered to call/text me when they needed it !! That just means you’ll never be able to borrow again if needed.

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5 years

Thankful for me. I love you me.

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9 years

This girl is 🐐🐐 !!!! #TXST http://t.co/wso9AuLY0b

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