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@DrozoTheClown

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Lifelong @Vikings fan #Skol / @USMC veteran / Snowplow Operator / Commissioner of the EFFL on @SleeperHQ

South Dakota, USA
Joined August 2022
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@rahsh33m Her top set of teeth look like they belong to a Hubert.
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Never forget.
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@ChuckBassFF This was a good game.
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@barstoolsports Wtf was this?
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My fandom in a nutshell.
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If Devin Hester is a Hall of Famer… Does that mean… Cordarrelle Patterson?
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@barstoolsports White team has black dudes in the secondary though.
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What Vikings fans wanted to hear from Kirk Cousins the past 6 years: “We’re going to Disneyland!” What Vikings fans got instead:
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Kirby Joseph just did this again to Tyler Higbee.
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@ZackBlatt This you?
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@Komaniecki_R @KyBrage Me setting up a margarita stand next to wherever she preaches.
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@DailyLoud He needs to head to Paint N Spray, that’ll lose em.
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@killmesIime Acting like AJ Green wasn’t a 7 time pro bowler to start his career.
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Pretty authentic South Dakotan, throw your draft party in whichever neighbor has the nicest heated machine shed.
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Tucker Kraft is a Green Bay Packer. It’s great to be a Timber Lake Panther. #NflDraft
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Twitter trade scenarios be like:
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@NFL_DovKleiman He warned the wrong Lloyd.
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@barstoolsports The full clip is even worse.
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@Vikeologist And yet CP has more kick return yardage. In an era where they’ve basically outlawed the return.
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@NFL_DovKleiman @AlbertBreer Shame on him for doing his job.
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@tplaggopher @3RonJohnson Because Buzz ate an entire cheese pizza to himself.
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@OutsiderSports Me watching this.
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@TheMoeez After the main Jet exploded.
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What’s Brad Johnson saying here?
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#WolvesBack  Fans! WCF giveaway Round 3 Game 1 One lucky fan will win two spots on my couch for the game! How to win: Must like Must rt Must be following me Must comment #WolvesBack    Winner will be announced when I decide who I want to watch the game with me! #HowlYeah
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@limitlessjest He’s already getting a lifetime supply of foot longs in prison.
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@BornAKang “They” came early. Meaning more than one.
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@NFL_DovKleiman Baltimore is a receiver wasteland.
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@RhysWortham @DivineFlesh1 @okashiii38 * let Sim outside, build walls over the doors, make Sim die in the front yard *
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@TheGhettoGronk San Francity
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I’m sure I’m in the minority here but black belongs nowhere near a Vikings uniform.
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The Hitman 🤝 #VikingsBlackOut Which of these #Vikings blackout uniform concepts would you like to see in action? 😈 #Skol // @Vikings // @harrismith22
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@NFCNorthNewss For anyone wonder his real October record is 22-15-1 and 16-5 with Minnesota.
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@AdamAizer If you play fantasy football on CBS you’re not a serious manager anyway.
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This is what it’s like being a Dolphins wide receiver tonight after Mike McDaniel calls his 17th WR screen.
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@constantcont3nt Tyler the Creator out of nowhere.
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@PardonMyTake Woah he’s the ACC Commish now?
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@barstoolsports DLo also hates playing defense with a passion.
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@Billyhottakes They gunna start putting asterisks on war victories if we keep juicing?
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@JomboyMedia That’s not Trevor Lawrence?
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@barstoolsports Deshaun Watson trade request incoming.
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@BarstoolBigCat When birds are loudly chirping outside of my window and I’m hungover.
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@PostEnjoyer69 The Harambe Family knew 9/11 was an inside job.
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@NFL_DovKleiman Atta boy Kyle Kittle!
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If they get Drake Maye I’ll buy his jersey on draft night. #Skol
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@NFL_DovKleiman @ChadwikoTWW Lol no wonder he started Wentz.
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Got her first real Vikings jersey this week. This is the 2nd day in a row she’s worn it to school. Kid’s hardcore. #Skol
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@killmesIime Buddy thinks he’s just Forrest Gump caught in the middle.
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@katebarstool Jack Brady’s parents got divorced because his dad couldn’t stay out of the Buccaneer’s facility, my parents got divorced because my dad couldn’t stay out of other women’s pants. We are not the same.
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@Tapiasteiner @YungMike3_ She’s OSHA approved with them safety glasses.
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Everytime I hear this song now all I think of is Calico Cut Pants. @ITYSL_memes
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@TheNBACentral This was called an offensive foul last night.
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@canishoopus Basketball is cooked
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@nflrums @JJettas2 @stefondiggs @athielen19 @Vikings @HistoryVikings @TheVikingsWire Percy Harvin - 3985 Yards, 24 TD And that’s excluding return yardage.
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@NFL_DovKleiman @MoveTheSticks "Yeah, I think so. I think it is a 3-person race." between Young, Stroud and Richardson, for the number 1 overall pick.
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Icebox from Little Giants is 42 years old.
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@elitetakes_ Christian Watson Week 1
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Today I’m chaperone for a 1st grade field trip. Dare me to throw my sandwich at the bus driver?
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@barstoolsports Grey Cup champion Chris Streveler.
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@JoyTaylorTalks @SpeakOnFS1 If you weren’t Jason Taylor’s sister do you get a job with Fox Sports?
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Me tonight after Kwesi gets us Drake Maye.
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@6090Sports Hey just fyi there’s this kid named Christian Darrisaw.
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@bennetttorgers1 @__Edman__ Or… get this, it’s just a friend spending his bye week with his college quarterback at his Alma mater. 🤯
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My wife came home with an 11 lb turkey for $10. Did buy you a 99 lb turkey by chance?
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Chaffetz: We went to go buy a turkey today. It was $90! It’s all a choice by Joe Biden
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You drafted the guy your QB friendly HC was excited to coach up. You drafted the top defender on your DC’s draft board. Kwesi was a 5 Star Chef tonight.
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Call me a homer but 11-6 is really not all that unrealistic for the Vikings. #Skol
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@BarryOnHere An Oscar worthy performance.
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@_MLFootball @TMZ_Sports Aaron to his brother before he hung himself:
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@JayCuda Me at a White Sox game at 1pm in early August.
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@SkolBros Murray will go down as a great forgotten Vikings back.
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@PatMcAfeeShow @alec_lewis @athielen19 Wasn’t the report when he got cut was he wanted to go to a contender with an established QB? 😂
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Took my 7 year old to school this morning. She looks at me and says, “Dad, why didn’t you put your contacts in this morning?” “Why? You don’t like my glasses?” “No Dad, please get new ones.” YES! The glasses are embarrassing her! They’re finally serving their true purpose.
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How can Jim Harbaugh steal any signs with such dirty ass glasses?
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Matilda Gene Droz showed up just in time to watch Ant and the Timberwolves take down the Suns! #Timberwolves #GirlDad #RaisedByWolves
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@BussinWTB Their @ on the practice jersey makes me feel like I’m living in a dystopian future.
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My wife bought these mini root beers for my kids and now I feel like Andre The Giant.
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@ethannnnnnnn23 @NFLRookieWatxh Laquon Treadwell Troy Williamson
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@stoolpresidente Seriously how do you guys watch games with this?
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@AinterShow I’ve seent it.
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@ThaGhostMamba 12 year old me watched this scene MULTIPLE times
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@JaredBarsNFL Are they happy that they’re still paying ZaDarius Smith?
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Just realized that in 13 years I’ll have 19 17 15 13 year old girls living under one roof together. #GirlDad
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Wife found this monster in our house chilling inside a pack of baby wipes. So now I have to burn the house down.
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Only 57 more days of NFL Draft speculation.
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Someone living in my household is completely unhinged right now and I won’t sleep until I find out who did this.
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