Syd @DropDeadJud Twitter profile

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Syd

@DropDeadJud

5 years

And there were mirrored waterbeds and bamboo wallpaper all throughout the land.

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Sydnead

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3 years

I’m a big fan of tweeting whatever the fuck I want.

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3 years

I’m not stupid but I am romantic and I think that’s worse.

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2 years

What if we kissed with your dick inside me?

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2 years

I fought the liquid eyeliner but I think I won.

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3 years

My hands are freezing, let me hold your balls.

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2 years

My tits are big but my ass is fine.

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2 years

What’s a less romantic word for dick? I’m trying to play it cool.

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6 years

The girl with Steve Buscemi eyes.

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2 years

Accidentally said hella, again.

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2 years

Come rest your head on these sweet tits, baby.

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2 years

Let’s bone, yo.

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2 years

I can censor my hips but not these tits. I’ll see myself out, thanks.

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2 years

I never know what to do with my other hand when I’m driving so I’ve just been masturbating.

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3 years

80’s music and sex?

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3 years

Deleted all my tweets that mention having a husband so I guess I’m divorced now.

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2 years

Masturbating in my romper because it’s too hard to take it off in this Denny’s booth.

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2 years

Cockles.

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2 years

I hope I cum in my pants today.

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2 years

I miss the 90s more every fucking day.

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2 years

Here there be dragons with boobs.

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2 years

Just be yourself and people will leave you alone.

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2 years

I like you a lot so I’m gonna act weird now, okay?

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3 years

I hope it’s not an approved selfie day.

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2 years

My pussy’s too pretty for jail.

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2 years

Might start some fires, might become a carrot instead.

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2 years

Instead of figuring my shit out I’ve decided to make more jokes.

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2 years

*Puts my pussy in the palm of your hand.

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6 years

I keep telling you I’m magic not crazy.

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2 years

I renamed my tits 10 and 2 and now I’m just wondering where the fuck your hands are.

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2 years

Shit. My neighbor told me her name thirty minutes ago. You guys, what was it?

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3 years

Now that I have the house to myself I’m going to eat some meat and masturbate.

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2 years

*flirting* I didn’t shave my legs for this.

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1 year

Hashtag Pink Floyd 4ever

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2 years

Be kind, you never know who could be really high right now.

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2 years

I only sit like a lady if I’m not wearing panties.

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2 years

Fingering myself under the full moon with a severed hand I found in the graveyard, thinking of you.

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4 years

Reverse cowgirl so I can turn my head around 180° and see the terror in your eyes.

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2 years

Not high enough.

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2 years

Real Talk: Do you suffer from post masturbation guilt? I do not.

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2 years

I hope this is one of those days where I find a suitcase of money or drugs.

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1 year

35, or whatever, Friday.

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2 years

I could see masturbating to that smile.

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2 years

Going for a walk to find somewhere new to masturbate.

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3 years

I only tweet when my tits are out.

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2 years

He likes my personality and he loves my tits.

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2 years

Eat your friends.

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2 years

I��m even hotter if you never talk to me.

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2 years

Need someone to fuck me when I can’t sleep or shut up.

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2 years

I bet cumming on my face would make it all better; probably worth a shot anyway.

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2 years

Can’t believe no one wants to see my tits first thing every morning and last thing every night.

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2 years

My pussy is whimsical as fuck.

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2 years

*The X-Files theme plays while you finger me.

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2 years

*brings a pretty pussy to a cockfight

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2 years

I think my vagina just swallowed a bug.

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2 years

One time I fucked a guy to get out of watching Top Gun.

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2 years

If I had a dick I’m pretty sure I could suck it.

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2 years

Some other trash and I.

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2 years

Need someone new to show my tits to.

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2 years

I’m gonna touch your penis so much.

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3 years

Look, I’ll be the one giving out the weird vibes here, okay?

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3 years

I may be high but I’m not stupid.

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3 years

Would you like some making fuck, merry Christmas

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2 years

It’s New Year’s Eve and shit.

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2 years

Baby, I’ll take you to 1998.

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2 years

If only you knew the effort it takes me to calm my tits.

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2 years

It’s cigarettes for dinner again, kids.

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2 years

BW QT

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2 years

It’s high time I painted a naked lady riding a winged horse toward an alien planet onto the side my van, I think.

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2 years

A strange man said he liked my hair, do I go with him?

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Thinking about you but that’s just what I call rubbing one out.

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Ready for Róisín Dubh summer.

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2 years

Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t find my purpose.

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3 years

*Breaks out the good cigarettes.

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6 years

Me, nervously approaching any public place: ᴵ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ

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2 years

You still love my pussy, right?

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I hope it all ends in a cabin in the woods.

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Some perverts are the nicest people I know.

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Accidentally left myself in a hot car.

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No one: Me:

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I just wanna be the craziest person at Chuck E. Cheese’s.

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Bedroom eyes or shoving your tongue in my box at a bus stop eyes, whatever.

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I’m kinda sweet, wanna lick me?

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I did yoga four days in a row and all I got was a lousy sense of calm and this dumb tweet.

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2 years

My name is Jud.

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2 years

My toxic trait is trying to make things easier for everyone else.

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*Flutters my pussy lips at you seductively.

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Dear Tequila, me again.

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2 years

Vibing (masturbating to Tears For Fears).

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*Rides you slow and kind of bored like a carousel pony.

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I’m tired of just liking your tweets and I need to tell you that I love you.

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Just try not to fuck up the cum shot.

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My face if I were a complete fucking moron.

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Maybe I’m a fucking ray of sunshine.

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It’s like my pussy is filled with fucking butterflies.

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3 years

What base is it when she lets you see her whole forehead?

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2 years

Take* on me. *jizz

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1 year

Crockpot’s on, time to go play with flowers all day.

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2 years

Me: I was just listening to our song. Guy standing next to me in the checkout line: What?

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