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@DrizzyText
Dre
3 years
Lmfaooo 😭😭😭
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@Tripolar_B
Never break kayfabe
3 years
Time for another hall of fame tweet
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Dre
2 years
Abducted in Plain Sight. I swear if you haven’t watched this, it’s the most wild story I think I’ve ever heard lol by far the worst parents of all time 🤣
@AshleyShyMiller
Brisket Back Bish
2 years
Y'all remember that documentary on Netflix about the little girl who got adducted by the neighbor and he was fucking the daddy and the mama? That was a wild ass story
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Dre
5 years
A-Rod has become 100x more likeable post retirement lol
@BaseballBros
Baseball Bros
5 years
A-Rod really runs practice in his backyard and I love it 😂
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6 months
Nah I’m fucking crying this nigga got hit with the community notes for traveling 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@HoopMixOnly
Hoops ©
6 months
I know this is gonna trigger people who don't understand the rules This is not a travel in the NBA and FIBA rules
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Dre
4 years
I got James Johnson in a fight against both the Martin twins every single time
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
4 years
Things get chippy between the Mavs and Hornets 👀
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4 years
Mike Trout should be without any question but the MLB does such a terrible job marketing players that I would say it’s more Aaron Judge
@BaseballBros
Baseball Bros
4 years
Who is currently the face of MLB?
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8 years
Me: Don't go out tonight, you have work to do Me to me: Just blackout
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2 years
There is a gigantic gap between Michael Jackson and whoever you think is second here lol
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Dre
4 years
Yo come on man lmfaoooo
@BaseballBros
Baseball Bros
4 years
The Tigers are taking BP off Derek Holland today
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Dre
4 years
Anytime you ask this question, the answer is Grant Hill
@hoopshype
HoopsHype
4 years
Who has the better career without injuries?
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Dre
5 years
That is so fire 🔥🔥
@BaseballBros
Baseball Bros
5 years
Aaron Judge’s cleats for Players’ Weekend are signed by all 216 athletes participating in the LLWS
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4 years
Legend
@BaseballBros
Baseball Bros
4 years
Clayton Kershaw is a World Series champion and finally gets a ring 🙌
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Dre
5 years
@Anomaly4u @SLAMonline @NBAHistory @SLAMRewind Damn you stopped watching the nba in 2006? Been a lot of good basketball since then
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Dre
5 years
I met @zshort_20 one time. Terrible experience. Wouldn’t sign any autographs and told me no pictures
@BaseballBros
Baseball Bros
5 years
Have you ever met an MLB player in person? Give me your best story, good or bad ⚾️
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Dre
5 years
Can’t ever watch @CJMcCollum cook without thinking of this picture 😂😂 that boy is a BUCKET
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7 years
@RealSkipBayless @undisputed How do you still get paid to talk nonsense
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Dre
6 years
If you’re addicted to juuls and you never smoked cigarettes, you are literally a fucking moron 😂
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Dre
4 years
My 5 year old sister just looked me right in my face and said “What if we’re all just toys being played with in some bigger kid’s doll house” Put the fucking weed down bro 😳😂
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@DrizzyText
Dre
4 years
Been a Tiger his whole life it’s showtime boy @zshort_20
@MLBPipeline
MLB Pipeline
4 years
#Tigers get #Cubs No. 21 prospect Zack Short in return for Maybin, @beckjason confirms. Scouting report, tool grades, stats, video & more on the 25-year-old middle infielder:
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7 years
When are people my age gonna stop having random babies and start inviting me to open bar weddings
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4 years
Once you’re 25 years old hangovers are 48 hours
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8 years
RIP America July 4th, 1776 - November 8th, 2016... we had a good run
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Dre
10 years
Why did @ZackChilcott5 and I just count 24 people from the 8th grade yearbook that have kids now 😂😂😂
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Dre
5 years
The fact that Mario Lopez is getting hated on for basically saying it’s a little weird to have transgender 3 year olds shows how fucking stupid and crazy this society has become. And on top of that he’s right 😒
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Dre
7 years
*playing hide and seek with Maggie* Me: “Ready or not here i come. Maggie where are you?!” Maggie: “I’m right here!” As she pops out from her spot to show me where she is. We’re gonna work on this.
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Dre
5 years
The people that do nothing but post sex memes on social media freak me out. You don’t have any family that sees that? You don’t feel even a tiny bit weird? Lmao Idk maybe it’s just me 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Dre
3 years
Demi lovato moments before this statement
@FoxNews
Fox News
3 years
Demi Lovato says the term 'aliens' is 'derogatory' toward extraterrestrials: 'I like to call them ETs'
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Dre
2 years
First movie to ever make me cry lol
@BaseballBros
Baseball Bros
2 years
21 years ago today, Hardball was released into theaters 🙌
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4 years
Arguing over text while at work easily top 5 most frustrating things lol
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Dre
1 year
460 nah you’re wilding now @patdorrian 🤣 call this man up
@JeffHemPBP
Jeff Hem 🗣🎙🎧
1 year
Patrick Dorrian hits a 459' 3-run homer to dead center, and the @nashvillesounds lead 4-0 after a half inning in Indianapolis. #Brewers
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Dre
4 years
My issue with using mental health to defend Kanye is it seems to be an excuse only for celebrities. People only care when it’s someone famous. Everybody else is shamed, made fun of, put in jail/rehab, etc. Kanye has the money/access for all the help he could ever want. Phony AF
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Dre
5 years
This is one of those moments you knew was legendary while it was happening 🥺
@BahamasPromises
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7 years
I wonder if not forwarding one of those chain texts in middle school is the reason my life is like this
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7 years
Girls love turning their friends into hoes with them lmaooo
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@Zazamyodor
Zaza Man
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Maybe if I tell my girl what’s wrong she’ll take responsibility and change her actions
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5 years
@ThatYaGa24 I’m gonna need you to log off lmfaoo
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5 years
Snapchat should make it a violation of their terms & conditions to post an entire concert on your story
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Dre
8 years
#TerenceCruthcher is exactly what Kap has been kneeling for. To get attention to a problem. But everyone just sees "disrespecting the flag"
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Dre
9 years
Never thought I would ever say this but... Justin Bieber has some fire songs on his new album lmao
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5 years
Today I’m grateful for not being in a family that runs a 5k on Thanksgiving
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8 years
I swear I could never ever have a daughter after seeing what they do in college
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Dre
6 years
I’m building a Rob Dassie statue and getting the fuck outta there 😂
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Dre
9 years
Kingston is drunkest city in New York State and the 4th drunkest city in all of America 😂😂😂
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Dre
7 years
One good girl is worth 1000 bitches
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Dre
7 years
If you wanna get an idea of how bad my luck is, I just scratched 15 straight of the same scratch off and didn’t win a single dollar back
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Dre
7 years
today was my last day of classes in college forever and i still skipped a class lmfaoooo
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Lmaooo I love how Twitter makes this the topic anytime we see old footage of sports back in the day 😭😭😭 Kobe 81 the best scoring game ever I’m standing on it
@BleuCapone
BLËUSKI
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Man fucc Wilt Chamberlain n*gga
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LMFAOOOO I swear Perry Ellis played at Kansas the entire time I was in Kindergarten-12th grade
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Dre
5 years
Lmfaooo you’re telling me some inmates gonna sit courtside before I do??? Wtf man 😂😂😂 this is some bullshit
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
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The Kings and Bucks will become the first NBA teams to participate in basketball games at correctional facilities. They want to “break down stigmas of individuals impacted by the criminal justice system.” (via @MarcJSpearsESPN )
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4 years
And now we play the waiting game 😈
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Dre
4 years
As if 2020 wasn’t already wild enough, I’m now officially roommates with @TCurl55 and @jesseutt12 🤣🤣🤣 Send Prayers
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Dre
3 years
Bring back bullying
@sashazxnt
Sasha 🇱🇰🇫🇷
3 years
So it wasn’t just a joke, they’re actually doing Tik Tok dances in the club 💀
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6 years
These refs are cheating the Rockets sooooooo bad holy shit
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8 years
Warriors gonna beat a bunch of teams by 40+ this year... and lose to Bron again 😂😂
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7 years
I think I’m just gonna settle and try to make 2019 my year
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7 years
I wish everybody could live in oneonta all summer with no school cause I'm already sick of being home lol
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2 years
Ruth, Mantle, Gehrig, Yogi, Mo clear Jeter easily Lmfao
@BaseballBros
Baseball Bros
2 years
Is Derek Jeter the greatest Yankee of all-time? 🤔 (via @WhistleSports )
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Dre
4 years
Real gamers had the 500ft Ethernet cord running through the entire house inconveniencing everybody but you 🗣🗣
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Dre
6 years
Find a girl you got love and respect for. Get your chips in a row and realize what you connect four.
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2 years
@cowboysplswin You can hear all the spoilers and try to prepare yourself all you want.. you’re still not gonna believe the shit you’re hearing in this doc 😂 it is that wild
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6 years
The people constantly talking about spreading positivity on social media are always the worst kind of people in real life lmfao
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4 years
He was the last one to get something though 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AthleteSwag
Athlete Swag
4 years
What size are those shoes? 😂 (via @Steffeazy )
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Dre
2 years
An all time great ass whooping in sports
@BaseballBros
Baseball Bros
2 years
29 years ago today, 26-year-old Robin Ventura charged 46-year-old Nolan Ryan
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Yoooo my mom just added me on snap 😂😂😭😭😭 she has no clue what she's about to see every weekend
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6 years
KoBe aNd JoRdAn wOuLdNt CaLl tHemSelVeS tHe bEsT
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6 years
This is amazing
@JKCorden
James Corden
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Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.
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8 years
Some kid just faked a high five and dabbed on me... Im tight
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My aunt gave my sister Peeps for Easter. I threw them in the trash. No weirdo activity like that going down in this house
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7 years
One of my teachers just cancelled class until November 13th 😂
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2 years
@Jody_McFly He’s got 1300 points to go and they’re already copping pleas 😂😂 it’s gonna be a tear filled timeline that day and I’m here for it.
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4 years
Lord please give me the strength to stop putting so much weed in every blunt 🙏🏼 god bless and amen
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8 years
Safe to say midget wrestling was a top 5 lifetime experience for me last night
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7 years
Quickest way to get rid of a girl is to treat her right 😂😭
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7 years
It must be dope having everything handed to you by your parents lol
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5 years
Ok this is one of the craziest receiver stats ever lol
@dwavocalz
Dwa
5 years
Larry Fitzgerald has more tackles in his career than drops. That’s a stat
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Dre
7 years
January 2018 has been longer than all of 2017
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4 years
It must be so dope to say you’re gonna start doing something like going for runs and actually doing it
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8 years
If I could just learn to use a little moderation when drinking I would be alright
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4 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m fuckin dead
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Dre
3 years
I don’t care about the graphics, fix the bum ass game lol
@Ballislife
Ballislife.com
3 years
First Looks #NBA2K22
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4 years
Read this at 8:07 AM with a blunt in hand 😂
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7 years
Me: Maggie your birthday is coming up soon! How old are you gonna be?! Maggie: ummmm 91
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7 years
I know I’m really late to the party but i just started watching the office recently and it was one of my better decisions I’ve made in a long time
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Dre
3 years
Oh yeah!!! We love 3-0 green lights @zshort_20
@MudHens
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3 years
Zack Short got 𝘼𝙇𝙇 of this one. 💪
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Dre
6 years
She just hit me with “god forbid i have some fun” i can’t do this 😂😂
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Dre
8 years
Barely have a voice left from my 45 song karaoke performance last night
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Dre
5 years
Someone can post something like “You should do things that are good for yourself and not do things that are bad for yourself” and people will repost it like 💯💯💯FACTS that’s real shit I needed to hear this‼️‼️‼️ 😂😂😂🤣
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Dre
7 years
Shoutout to the hoes that just admit that they’re hoes and wear it. Y’all still gross too but at least you know
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6 years
Signed up for a free trial of HBO just so i could watch the Harry Potter series all day
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8 years
Got a free drink last night because I asked the bartender "May I please have a beer?" Instead of telling her I wanted one. Manners on 💯💯💯😂
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Dre
8 years
Vote Andrei Johnson 2032.. I'm gonna change this country. I won't tell you how until I'm elected (Trust me this works)
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8 years
I made it to one class today and that's one more than expected so I deserve to blackout tonight 🤷🏽‍♂️
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7 years
Girls have no problem with being hoes. They only have a problem when you call them one
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3 years
The best @patdorrian
@TheVergePod
The Verge- An Orioles MiLB Podcast
3 years
Patrick Dorrian is on 🔥 again! He hits his 10th home run of the season and is also riding an 11-game hitting streak.
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@SuchAHeather The mother was so happy and giddy talking about that monster lol the parents might be the biggest villains of that documentary
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4 years
Phil Collins blacked the fuck out on the Tarzan soundtrack
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4 years
Kingston getting out of control man smh
@DailyFreeman
Daily Freeman
4 years
Person shot on Elmendorf Street in Kingston
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Damn man. The greatest man I ever met and the number one male role model in my life. I’ll just consider myself blessed to be able to know my great grandfather and have him live a long life to 99 🙏 World War II vet and father of 8. Until next time Pop ❤️
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