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Andrew Ungvari

@DrewUnga

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Screenwriter, joke writer, past contributor to @cbssports @foxsports @forumbluegold @bballbreakdown @NiceKicks @GetUpOnJensen @AskMen @LakersNation B/R and more

└A, California
Joined May 2009
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Andrew Ungvari
4 years
Nine years ago Gotye had the number one song in the world. And now he’s just somebody that we used to know.
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7 years
1) Graduated from Berkeley with a degree in social welfare. 2) Attended graduate school during his NFL hiatus. 3) Was famous for giving out financial advice to his Seahawks teammates. 4) Doesn’t owe child support, like this bitch 👇🏻
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Joe Walsh
7 years
Marshawn Lynch: ‘I won't stand for the country that made an uneducated guy like me a multi-millionaire, but I will stand for a lawless country that disrespects our border every day.’ Smh
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I'm guessing someone in their last huddle said "You want them to call you LeBronze for the rest of your life?".
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8 years
The whole collection.
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2 months
Royce White played nine minutes in the NBA. He's not a former NBA star.
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HuffPost
2 months
JUST IN: Royce White, a former NBA star and current devotee of ex-President Donald Trump, won the Minnesota Republican Party’s Senate primary on Tuesday.
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2 years
@NeeshB_ I hate when smart people say stupid shit. There is absolutely nothing wrong with (or selfish about) choosing to make other people happy as your means for achieving happiness. That's the way the world should work.
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Andrew Ungvari
3 months
Trayce Jackson-Davis was drafted 58th a year ago. He signed a standard NBA contract for four years and $7.6 million.
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Jeff Goodman
3 months
Isaiah Wong was drafted 55th a year ago. He signed a two-way deal and earned somewhere in the $600-700K range.
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3 years
Reminder that Thursday's game will be the Lakers first playoff game at Staples since April 28, 2013.
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4 years
My favorite bot is the one who has been a Raptors fan since 1971.
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7 years
“Hello, Sharks. My name is LaVar Ball and my company is called Big Baller Brand. I’m seeking $100 million dollars for a 10% equity stake..."
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8 months
What I'll remember most about this game was Rui missing the corner 3 and LeBron giving it right back to him and him knocking it down. Says a lot about both those guys.
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3 years
Mike Breen's had a BANG in the chamber for 45 minutes but nobody wants to make a 3.
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3 years
The South Bay Lakers should retire his jersey. I'm not kidding. What better example for someone trying to make the jump from the G League to the NBA than @ACFresh21 .
@LakerFiles
The Laker Files
3 years
Alex Caruso opens up about his experience as a Laker, and thanks the fans and organization for their support. 💜💛
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5 months
The Nuggets look so bad you'd think @CoachKarl22 was coaching them.
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6 years
This guy really did the “In My Feelings” Challenge in handcuffs?
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Kim Shine
6 years
WATCH - Murder Suspect Caught: Mims only seemed fazed by the sun as he walked out of the plane and danced his way into a Benton Harbor Police squad car. Hear from authorities about the arrest at 5p and 6p on @WNDU .
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1 year
Bill Simmons saying that he was shocked by the number of Kobe Bryant jerseys at the Lakers game might be the single dumbest thing he’s ever said. Especially since he lives in this city where you cannot drive 2 miles without seeing a Kobe mural.
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6 years
Rockets Fans: “Lakers!” Lakers Fans: “Rockets!”
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Bleacher Report
6 years
Which side should Melo choose? 🍌🚤
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8 years
Donald Trump is the living embodiment of a college paper triple spaced with a large font to reach the required number of pages.
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2 years
@FayosAngel @Simply_Shingii And houses in neighborhoods near nuclear power plants are mad cheap because nobody wants to grow a second head or drink radioactive tap water.
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Guy in the back with the Kama└A hat.
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3 years
Congrats, Cade Cunningham!
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7 years
When you’re the #1 pick but they put #2 in the center and have him hold the ball.
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5 years
His oldest kid turns 3 this month.
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Frank Isola
5 years
There are unconfirmed reports of Kawhi enrolling one child in a Toronto school. Of course, LeBron did the same in L.A. a few years back and ended up returning to Cleveland.
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5 years
I’m still laughing that a future Hall of Famer said he “broke” LeBron into joining two other future Hall of Famers when he **checks notes** did the exact same thing three seasons prior.
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Andrew Ungvari
3 months
It took me years to figure out that Dodgers organist Dieter Ruehle plays Amber by 311 because the count is 3 balls, 1 strike and 1 out. Years.
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2 years
AD's inability to make clutch free throws cost the Lakers wins against Philly, Boston and now Dallas.
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6 years
This is how you write a headline.
@KTLA
KTLA
6 years
2 O.C. Republicans facing the prospect of defeat in midterm election as final ballots are counted have adopted Trump’s tactic of making baseless allegations of vote fraud
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3 years
I would root for the Clippers against the Celtics or against the Nazis. That's it. That's the list.
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Sabreena Merchant
3 years
Ty Lue says: Once the Lakers are gone, you should be cheering for the Clippers because it's all one city.
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1 year
In what can best be described as a tribute to Marcus Smart and Semi Ojeleye, the Celtics won’t be winning an NBA title for the 36th time in the last 37 years.
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1 year
Panic! At The Crypto
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Andrew Ungvari
5 months
Reminder that George was eliminated by the Lakers in 4 games in '95, 5 games in '98 and blown out by 27 at home in Game 6 in '09. He'd probably have a ring if he could draw up an inbounds play. Search "trevor ariza steal vs nuggets" on YouTube and make sure to watch them both.
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George Karl
5 months
Wow what a meltdown for the Nuggets. Three home losses and a 45 point blowout in one Series! Will be interesting to see what happens in their offseason. But hey at least they’re not the Lakers, whose trolls and minions are celebrating tonight like their Team is a contender.
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5 years
It’s really amazing how much better Lonzo and Ingram got in the last few hours. According to Twitter.
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4 years
Seems like Rob Pelinka is trying to defend a title while simultaneously building a team that Anthony Davis wants to re-sign with in two years. If that’s his goal, he’s doing a great job.
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William Rondo
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1 year
The Lakers have made the playoffs three times in the past 10 years, twice as a play-in team and yet these idiots are convinced the league is rigged to help them.
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BossHogg
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Bill Burr on NBA refs rigging games.This sound familiar?*Lakers this season* "How many times can u watch a team go up 20 then all of a sudden ticky tack fouls, ticky tack fouls, penalty & now the leads down to 5?2nd half of 3rd quarter to the end of the game belongs to the refs"
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2 years
@ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium They signing Miles Bridges and Josh Primo too?
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4 years
In what can best be described as a tribute to Larry Bird and Paul Pierce, the Celtics won’t be winning an NBA title for the 33rd time in the last 34 years.
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3 years
@LakersNation Last year was "Leave a legacy." This season is "Champions find a way to get it done."
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5 years
Now that the Lakers no longer own the pick, suddenly it’s a four-player draft.
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4 years
@MasonGinsberg This is like the people who wear their masks covering their mouths but not their noses.
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If you want to know the kind of fan I am, my daughter’s class went glamping this weekend and I went to a Best Buy eight miles away, bought a 43” TV and a 30 ft. extension cord and hooked it up to my laptop so we could watch the game.
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5 years
Lakers fans aren’t excited about a preseason win over a team that literally nobody is afraid of anymore. They’re excited about a change in culture, their newest superstar and the prospects for this upcoming season.
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4 years
I’m still laughing that Reggie Jackson turned down the Lakers to play 40 seconds in Game 4, get a DNP-CD in Game 5, play 59 seconds in Game 6 and four minutes in Game 7.
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Andrew Ungvari
5 years
Ginobili in 2018. Parker in 2019. There’s something we’ve never seen before. The Spurs finally go back-to-back.
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9 years
Sad moment. Perry Ellis walking out of the locker room with his grandkids. All of them in tears.
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7 years
D’Angelo Russell loved being a Laker. He was traded by the Lakers. He did not leave by choice. If you boo him tonight, you’re an idiot.
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Andrew Ungvari
5 years
Your updated Pacific Division standings.
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8 years
Ha.
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5 years
I can’t help but laugh about Kyle Lowry and Jeremy Lin going to the Finals before a Daryl Morley-built Rockets team.
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5 years
We’re into Year 8 of Clipper Darrell screaming that the Lakers Era is over. Taylor Swift still has more banners in the Staples Center rafters than the Clippers do.
@TomerAzarly
Tomer Azarly
5 years
Clipper Darrell to LeBron James - “We’re coming for you LeBron! The Laker era is over!” LeBron can’t do anything but shake his head and smile. #Clippers #Lakers
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Andrew Ungvari
6 years
Lakers fans went from “I’d give up Ingram and Kuzma for Kawhi” to “I’d give up Ingram OR Kuzma plus Hart” to “Maybe Hart and a couple picks but I need to think about it“ to “Bonga and Caruso and that’s my final offer.”
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Andrew Ungvari
9 years
I RT'd this about Chino Hills High School basketball earlier but it pretty much went ignored.
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Andrew Ungvari
6 years
They actually made the announcement five days ago but it didn’t show up in your feed until today.
@Variety
Variety
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. @Instagram CEO Kevin Systrom confirmed that he and co-founder Mike Krieger are leaving the company
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9 years
I think I just saw Kevin Love working at Disneyland.
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6 years
Ouch. @MarkAgee .
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4 years
There are one-hour-old babies who have never witnessed a Lakers championship before.
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Andrew Ungvari
5 years
@realDonaldTrump @govkristinoem @SecBernhardt If you want to see some real fireworks, you should read that New York Times story that just came out about your taxes and what a fucking fraud you are.
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Andrew Ungvari
4 years
... lose in the second round of the playoffs.
@sergeibaka
Serge Ibaka
4 years
On my way to...
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8 years
Your updated Pacific Division standings.
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2 years
Your move, Bryan Colangelo.
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5 years
“And at point guard, in his third year out of Texas A&M University, Number 4, Alex Caruso."
@unrooolie
UnRooolie ❼
5 years
What would someone have to whisper in your ear for this to happen?
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Andrew Ungvari
3 years
Seven of the nine greatest scorers of all-time have worn a Lakers uniform.
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Marc Stein
3 years
To cap a week in which he was named to the NBA’s 75th Anniversary Team, Carmelo Anthony passed Moses Malone tonight to become the ninth all-time leading scorer in league history. Melo entered Sunday’s play needing 15 points to move up. More NBA from me:
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Andrew Ungvari
6 years
This Lakers team belongs in the Anchorman brawl.
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Andrew Ungvari
7 years
@RyanJobe112 This isn’t about Marshawn’s politics, Ryan. It’s about people like you and Joe Walsh who probably assume that every black athlete is either uneducated or too stupid to go to college. If only you were 1/20th as good at what you do as he is at what he does.
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@KellyScaletta @tancredipalmeri Personally, I love it. The more expressive the better.
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2 years
Having played 1.2% of their season, ESPN is asking the important questions.
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8 years
Mexico should send 10 different man to meet Trump at his plane and see if he can identify which one is the president.
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Andrew Ungvari
4 years
@CPAC @BernardKerik This piece of shit used an apartment that was donated for tired and weary rescue workers and first responders at ground zero to hide his extramarital affair. Congrats, @CPAC . You've got yourselves a real murderers row of shitbags.
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@tharealselena23 @LegionHoops @NBCSPhilly 3 >>> 0 Pat Bev would swap careers with Danny Green in a cocaine heartbeat.
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Andrew Ungvari
4 years
No snark at all, but I really wonder how Avery Bradley is feeling right now. It can’t be easy.
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Andrew Ungvari
4 years
This tweet is five years old.
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Andrew Ungvari
9 years
Doc solidifies his spot as the worst closeout game coach in NBA history. Two 3-1 chokes, two 3-2 chokes, & multiple forced Game 7s up 3-2.
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Andrew Ungvari
6 years
This is how teams lay the groundwork for trading a popular player. Start the propaganda campaign that it was his fault, not theirs.
@WEEI
WEEI
6 years
Mannix: Celtics 'scared' that Kyrie Irving could leave in free agency next summer, possibly for Knicks
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Andrew Ungvari
5 years
This is still the greatest sports-related gif anyone has ever made. I wish I could give its creator credit but I don’t know who it is.
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10 years
Your annual reminder that Steve Kerr named his son Nick, so you should be very careful when saying his first and last name in public.
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Andrew Ungvari
5 years
On the heels of @sam_amick ’s story, I have heard stories about the Clippers/Kawhi deal for months now from very connected people. It wouldn’t take much of an investigation to discover that the Clippers paid for Kawhi’s Ritz-Carlton condo through Uncle Dennis’s LLC.
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Daman Rangoola
5 years
Nothing to see here
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6 years
Weird Fact of the Day: The last two coaches of both the Lakers and Cavs replaced other former Lakers who wore the same jersey number.
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Andrew Ungvari
5 years
It’s great that Russell is getting paid but the Warriors will trade him before the 2020-21 season and he’ll have no say in where that is. They’re acquiring an asset who plays a position they don’t need.
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4 years
With the 48th pick in the 2007 NBA Draft, the Los Angeles Lakers select Marc Gasol.
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7 years
All kidding aside, congrats to Nets, Wizards and Clippers legend Paul Pierce on a phenomenal career.
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Who would have ever thought that Cheryl Hines' real-life husband would embarrass her more than her TV husband?
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@Brian_Smith83 @Thegambone Judging by this tweet, I would bet money you didn’t go to college.
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I still need to know if these two ever got married.
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@CarmineSabia Exactly. If you live in Georgia and you plan to vote Republican, why bother? Write in Trump’s name or stay home. That’s what I would do.
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Andrew Ungvari
6 years
That’s because you’re also racist.
@ClayTravis
Clay Travis
6 years
Honestly, I am positively giddy at the overreaction and self-serious histrionics Trump’s Tweet is going to unleash in the far left wing sports media. This is going to be an all timer. I can’t wait for these super SJW takes. I need them like oxygen.
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1 year
@PopCrave I'm no fan of Olivia Wilde, but the number of people who don't understand the tweet she posted is crazy. It wasn't a Taylor dis. She's saying that if Taylor can make people who didn't care about football suddenly care about football, imagine what she could do for climate change.
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7 years
Shams ouchea breaking stories like Woj never signed out of his iMessages on his office computer.
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Andrew Ungvari
2 years
There's never been enough of a discussion about how many huge assists Kobe had. Way too many for a guy labeled a ballhog.
@LakersNation
Lakers Nation
2 years
Kobe and Shaq led the way, but Robert Horry drained a game-winner to complete a sweep of the Trail Blazers on this day in Lakers history.
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Andrew Ungvari
5 years
I’m excited for this Lakers/Celtics game on MLK Day, or as they call it in Boston, Monday.
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Andrew Ungvari
7 years
“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.” - Larry David
@TheCrossover
The Crossover
7 years
The stars come out for Game 7.
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