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@DrewStubbmuffin

4 years

as soon as i lose 30 pounds and receive 8-10 years of intense cognitive behavioral therapy it is over for u hoes

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@DrewStubbmuffin

6 years

consider this a warning to the CDC to stay out of my business.

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6 years

CDC warns against eating raw cookie dough

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@DrewStubbmuffin

7 years

"OH NO, NOT WEED!" exclaimed the worried sexual predator, making millions annually, demanding respect be earned through moral behavior

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Ben Roethlisberger: Martavis Bryant 'has to win back everybody's trust.'

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5 months

@vailrhodes @FranziaMom actually he rules, nerd

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1 year

got a new ride 😎 behold, the cincinnati reds bullpen cart from riverfront stadium has found its forever home - and is also my new favorite toy. she is glorious.

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@DrewStubbmuffin

4 years

@AndrewSetters i appreciate that you went on and assumed it’d take the full decade

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8 years

$149 for a Christmas ornament? That settlement must have sucked hmmmmm

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8 months

cheers, ya filthy animals 🍾

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11 months

time to smile again

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5 years

my grandpa passed away this morning. i will always miss him. the lunches and stories we shared mean so much to me. good ole Tank 🖤 my heart hurts today

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@DrewStubbmuffin

6 years

YES. ABSOLUTELY YES @DatelineNBC i’ve never been so excited for something in my life YES YES YES

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4 years

@TomiLahren if you don’t like it you can leave

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@DrewStubbmuffin

2 years

bob castellini is charging for water at tom browning’s funeral service. just thought y’all might wanna know “lol”

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@DrewStubbmuffin

2 years

from the very bottom of my heart, fuck trevor bauer.

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@BNightengale

2 years

Trevor Bauer’s suspension is reduced to 194 games. He is now reinstated

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@DrewStubbmuffin

1 year

tried to hand the dude at starbucks $5 for a $4.95 order. he stared at his screen for a few seconds and said "i'll be honest, it's my second day and i have no clue how to take a cash transaction so... i'm just gonna pretend you paid, it's fine" dawg. lol. lmao.

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@DrewStubbmuffin

7 years

If you’re out shooting elephants for sport I can guarantee you two things, not up for negotiation 1) you’re an asshole, straight up 2) sorry about your tiny ween

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@DrewStubbmuffin

4 years

rest easy to the sweetest man and a master storyteller. i learned so much about baseball from joe. this one hurts. little joe, i’m gonna miss you and that million dollar smile 🤍

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@DrewStubbmuffin

9 months

huge thanks to Corey Dillon for coming to @ASportsGallery today! dudes a bad MF

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@DrewStubbmuffin

10 years

Just found out the girl who was meanest to me in high school now does shitty Internet porn; dunno about you but I'm having a great day ☀️

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@DrewStubbmuffin

6 years

I MET @dateline_keith !!!!!!

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@DrewStubbmuffin

3 years

huge thanks to tony perez for joining us at @ASportsGallery today — just the coolest guy. ⚾️

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@DrewStubbmuffin

8 months

trevor bauer is what's not to like

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8 months

"What's not to like?' - Trevor Bauer on possible Reds reunion⬇️

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@DrewStubbmuffin

6 months

rest easy to my man don gullett. he was one of the nicest, lowkey funniest guys i've ever gotten to work with. sad day today ❤️

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2 years

heartbroken to hear of tom browning’s passing. he always treated me with respect and made me feel like i was just chatting with a friend. mr. perfect once offered me his chewing tobacco. 🖤

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@DrewStubbmuffin

5 years

the 2012 NLDS

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5 years

What is a natural disaster you've lived through?

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@DrewStubbmuffin

2 years

guess i’m a @bengals fan this week 🏈

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@DrewStubbmuffin

1 year

huge thanks to @BarryLarkin for coming to @ASportsGallery today. hell of a guy, hell of a baller

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@DrewStubbmuffin

3 years

everyone else is mad bc i got that ball lol

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@DrewStubbmuffin

2 years

yeah happy birthday or something

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2 years

No year would be complete without Jim Day's birthday! 🎂 HBD, @JimDayTV ! 👋

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@DrewStubbmuffin

2 years

thanks for hanging today @JohnnyBench_5 ❤️

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4 years

well. yeah

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4 years

@JoshMankiewicz he should not be allowed to have that dog

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@DrewStubbmuffin

5 years

thanks so much @YasielPuig for coming to @ASportsGallery today! #puigyourfriend #borntobaseball

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8 months

i make a damn fine cookie

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@DrewStubbmuffin

1 year

some lady just lost her whole shit at me in the starbucks parking lot bc i uhhh allowed someone to back out of a parking spot. like 10/10 pissed. so i bought her $21 order and told the cashier “i think this bitch is havin a rough one” and now she’s 12/10 pissed

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3 years

#ATOBTTR

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@DrewStubbmuffin

4 years

went to the casino for 4 minutes, what’d i miss

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4 years

@42USC1983x @nypost is that your real forehead

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@DrewStubbmuffin

1 year

huge thanks to the nasty boys for coming by @ASportsGallery today - when i say these dudes are funny lol, phew

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@DrewStubbmuffin

3 years

cheers! i can feel the sunburn now! @reds

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10 months

not enough beers i don't think @KariNotKarl1

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5 years

my brick at the ballpark ⚾️

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5 years

a guy and his wife are browsing the store. the guy said to his wife “you should catalog all of my baseball memorabilia so i know what all i have” and she said “yeah i’ll get right on that task once i’m done raising your children, gary.” happy holidays

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@DrewStubbmuffin

9 months

if u order skyline chili breakfast at 4am and get on an airplane you deserve whatever fate has in store for u

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9 months

It’s finally here! Skyline Chili has LANDED at @CVGairport and is open to serve all travelers passing through Concourse B.🛬 P.S. If you’re an early flyer check out our new breakfast menu! We will be serving breakfast from 4AM – 10:30AM and lunch/dinner all day! Even

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4 years

i've lost close to 100 followers ever since first... *checks notes* ahh yes, publicly expressing my disdain for blatant police brutality

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1 month

huge thanks to chris sabo for coming out to @ASportsGallery today! ole spuds is the man.

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11 months

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6 years

alright @DatelineNBC gave me the best night of my life sooooo

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6 years

hear me out: skyline lasagna. layers of chili, cheese, noodles, cream cheese... beans and onions on half so everyone can be happy about it. topped with tons of cheese. damn

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5 years

i got to go on THE field 🧀 #GoPackGo

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@DrewStubbmuffin

5 years

got to see my favorite baseball player of all time at @ASportsGallery today ⚾️ a true crime Davey Concepcion isn’t in the Hall of Fame

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4 years

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4 years

behold: the holy grail

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6 years

what a beautiful day for some @reds baseball ⚾️ #CallisDayOff

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@DrewStubbmuffin

4 years

if you’re on here complaining about a baseball player wearing his hat crooked, find something else to do. find another hobby. clearly this just isn’t for you. it’s a damn hat he wears while entertaining us with sports ball — get your priorities together, whiny, judgy idiots

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5 years

at this time tomorrow i will be cracking a beer in celebration of the best day of the year in cincinnati ⚾️

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huge thanks to the Nasty Boys for coming to @ASportsGallery today! could imagine a more hilarious group of guys. still bad as hell

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3 years

a redhead, blonde, & a brunette walk into a bar

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3 months

finally framed up my bad MF photo🤘🏻⚾️🤘🏻

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10 months

send some good vibes for my dads little heart tune up tomorrow - he seems unfazed but i worry, it's what i do

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@BryanGlezerson @VanessaCariddi @joshmcgoo quick question bry guy, do you have a cervix yes or no

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@FERChatterjee @AndyBeshearKY sorry ur mad andy stuck it to ur wife

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5 years

Luis Castillo came to @ASportsGallery today. hell of a pitcher and hell of a nice guy ⚾️

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5 years

thank you so much @BarryLarkin for coming to @ASportsGallery today! it’s always a pleasure. ⚾️

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4 years

happy sunday funday ☀️

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6 years

a guy in my store who insisted on showing me every picture of every damn bobblehead he owns just swiped to the right ONE too many times on the camera roll and his little homemade sex tape started playing at full volume. how’s your day going

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3 years

baseball timeee #reds

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6 years

I want to thank Eugenio Suarez of the Cincinnati @Reds for being such a pleasure to have at @ASportsGallery last week. Nice guy, lovely wife, precious baby - I’m rooting for you, Geno! Go Reds Goooooo!

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5 years

thanks so much to luis castillo for coming to @ASportsGallery today! nicest guy in town.

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2 years

the pepsi has gone the way of old yeller. my heart is heavy. RIP to an era. please respect my privacy at this time.

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5 years

my sincere thanks to Joe Morgan for coming to @ASportsGallery today! always a good day with the big red machine in the house

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2 years

i made the deviled eggs!

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4 months

thinking of my sweet friend Wes who just passed. he was one of my customers for over a decade. he was the biggest fan of the 1990 world series team i've ever known, a history buff, cheesecake maker, and a uniquely talented photographer. i'll miss you @thorrfinn , love you brother

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4 years

⚾️ today is the day!

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3 years

cubs fan behind me just asked “how many innings do they go to” so there’s that

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6 years

i hope puig skips out of the dugout on opening day, aggressively rips his jersey off to expose very 70s chest hair, flips his bat into deep space and moons the opposing team 🎉

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3 years

PSA: all bags of chips are a single serving, regardless of size. thank you.

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1 year

reds are gettin 13 and i'm gettin fucked up

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3 years

@OdunayoDaramol1 @K3X0ZU @MarkDice @BurgerKingUK this is the dumbest response to anything i’ll read all day. maybe week. thank you

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3 years

we have a pretty ballpark

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3 years

nice to see the reds hired 42 new general managers last night and they all operate solely on twitter dot com

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11 months

i had the best weekend going to 3 baseballs games with some of my favorite people, eating delicious food, drinking excellent beverages, staying out too late, laughing and feeling good. thank you to everyone i got to see and hang with - what a great time ⚾️

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3 years

tim tebow was cut bc he sucks at football. what were u watching

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3 years

@FunnyMaine Tim Tebow was cut because he's an outspoken Christian. FACT.

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#NewProfilePic

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6 years

just want you all to know i’m having the best time of my entire life @DatelineNBC 🖤

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5 years

a gentleman just said the words “you’d look even cuter in a cubs jersey” to me, so if anyone needs anything i’m about to go to jail

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I got THE BEST surprise in the mail today! Thank you so much @DatelineNBC , this was incredibly thoughtful & unexpected after losing my buddy. It made me smile all afternoon :) See ya Friday at 10 😎 #dontwatchalone