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Father of Three | Everything Terps | CFB diehard | MBC | 2024 7.1U

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@410sportsreport Red zone isn’t just watching highlights. It enables you to watch the closest games of the week. They do a great job that by the 3rd quarter it feels like you’re following the best games of the slate. 1st half I don’t disagree but the witching hour is SPECIAL on red zone.
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7 months
Week of the final four and the biggest story in college basketball is #theresignation . The Maryland burner community must unite to attempt to harness at least 30% of the power of the PCBC. #mbcunite
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7 months
4/2/24 is a day that will be written in the history books. The Maryland Burner Community finally flies under one banner.
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@DrThwomp
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6 months
So great to have a swaggy WR1. Terps are going to shock some Big Ten teams this year.
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KADEN PRATHER
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Contract szn 🥷🏾
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@JonRothstein It was always gonna be the Terps!
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6 months
The hottest man I’ve ever seen in College Park walked into Iron Rooster (yes homo). I thought this man rocket can’t be a student. Then I realized - he’s a future student. Cornerstone loft at 10:30 tonight @bpopesd1 . #thembcmeetup
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6 months
@Swaggychaz TERPPPPP
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10 months
@Stephmartinez97 @DonnieMexico17 Did you consider losing weight before ur wedding?
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4 months
@alexalandestoy Prediction: I take you out to eat at Balos in DuPont. The wine helps us lose ourselves in each others eyes. By the end of the meal we’re no longer two different people; we’re just one unit. One thing leads to another and you end up in a shitty satellite house at UMD. Oilers 3-1
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7 months
Excited to get #thepope into Marylands ecosystem. A Biergarten just opened up with excellent hazy IPA selection. @bpopesd1 is a manmissile as well. Great addition.
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4 months
Back at home and immediately lock eyes with the old gym nemesis. He’s talking to the baddies, I’m bonding with the old naked guys in the sauna #WeAreNotTheSame
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@malikw2025 Malik, I would do anything to get you to THE public ivy of the University of Maryland. If you need a mediocre front lawn in old town to enjoy the nice weather, please don’t hesitate to ask.
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@ryanhammer09 @TerrapinHoops Just a beautiful turnaround. Impossible to replace Jahmir but recreated him in the aggregate. Get me another shooter and sky’s the limit.
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@barstoolUMD We’re ranked appropriately unfortunately
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7 months
@Jeff_Ermann @bendickson__ The mbc is the Maryland burner community. All Maryland fans who own a burner twitter account have mobilized under one army. We will not lose a recruiting battle. We must make a call for all bannerman to join
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@TiptonEdits @bpopesd1 @On3sports @bpopesd1 you’ll be joining the #MBC at bents during your trip. Get ready to learn Terp buddy!!
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@Swaggychaz Join Jakobi and become a Terp. Doesn’t that sound nice?
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6 months
@HoyaApologist No fans are showing up to your poverty program 😂. Ur coach wrecked his home and now he’s gonna wreck ur program too. So sorry
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Not breaking news but black people’s name are exponentially cooler than the whites. Just met a dude named Monday. Once a week, it’s HIS day of the week. Unreal
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6 months
LUDICROUS fit from Sergio Garcia today. He’s going to be dialed in today @MattVincenziPGA
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@ChuckDouglas_ Can’t possibly blame the fans. Been a student here for 4 years and they make it insanely difficult to make the gameday experience enjoyable. Blaming the fans and not the athletic department is concerning
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@ANTHEA033987574 @bpopesd1 Any other day, today we have bigger fish to fry
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9 months
#thank you to myself for being the 100,000 water bottle saved at my golds gym. Would do anything for this planet.
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7 months
The Maryland Terrapins 🐢 once we get @Bechtmatt and @Swaggychaz
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6 months
@CEssegian Connor you have an open invite to RJ Bentleys this weekend courtesy of the #mbc . Can’t wait to hear you’ve committed to UMD. Welcome
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@ChuckDouglas_
Cʜᴜᴄᴋ ᴅᴏᴜɢʟᴀs ✪
6 months
Breaking: Arkansas Forward Saylor Poffenbarger will commit to Maryland. Poffenbarger (6-2) averaged (10.2) points, (11.2) rebounds, and (1.4) steals as a RS-Sophomore this past season. The Middletown, Maryland native spent her first year at UConn, appearing in six games
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Unbelievable support from the mbc today for Sunday BECs. So proud to be apart of something so special.
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6 months
@CEssegian Connor, I just woke up in beautiful College Park. The only stress I had was picking which Chick fil a to go to. It’s a no brainer to pick the terps.
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Congrats to MBC members @JahmirMcCainJr and @DCSportsBlog2 on the 10k. Someone needed to show the MBC had athletic prowess and it wasn’t gonna be me.
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10 months
If JJ McCarthy goes on day one in the draft then whoever drafts him should be relegated
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7 months
@AbeFroman197 NEED to improve transportation from off-campus to the stadium. It’s absolute gong show. Also just win one big game at home and students will mob.
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6 months
Would have to imagine the entire #mbc would buy one of these.
@CoachLocks
Michael Locksley
6 months
Throwback Terp Merch loading! If you had a chance to by exclusive, limited edition drops of “Ode to Terp” Merch where proceeds went to the One Maryland Collective would you support? These would be 1 of 1 type drops that will come out sporadically and be limited in the amount
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6 months
Sometimes you take losses in life. Today the sun bent me the fuck over and had his way. A humbling loss that I’m excited to learn the consequences of.
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1 year
I’m assembling a team
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@thebigjahn @jeorge_o1984 @TheHungryWolf69 The Georgetown brand is a UMD logo 🤣. Too good. @HoyaApologist ur program sucks
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No better time to bet the Terps to win it all at +7000. 🇦🇴🇦🇴🇦🇴🇦🇴
@JonRothstein
Jon Rothstein
6 months
South Florida transfer Selton Miguel has committed to Maryland, per his IG page.
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5 months
@410sportsreport Dog Haus is a different ambiance all together but it clears Cstone IMO. Bents best bar overall just from happy hour alone. Never been a looneys guy but never really wowed me when I’ve been.
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6 months
@EmmettSiegel_ Emmett when will you comment on the formation of the Maryland Burner Community and what it means for B1G Basketball dominance.
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1 year
They put happy hour on my team’s schedule yesterday. Silly me for thinking we’d get some brews or get out of the office. We played Mario in the game room. I guess this is the life I’ve chosen.
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@mccavman_3 This tweet is hysterical brotha! Got a ton of likes!
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6 months
Tap in from me @doctorlocksbets
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6 months
@BHumrichous Maryland has a LITERAL pope in @bpopesd1 and two chick fil a’s (closed on sundays). Perfect spot for you in Collie P
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9 months
A guy at the bar just bragged his number one line at the bar was telling girls he’s been molested by the clown
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6 months
Currently driving down to Myrtle Beach. Just a pit stop before driving down to Tallahassee to check in on @bpopesd1 at FSU. #mbc #thepopetocp
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1 year
I would like to have this tweet to mark the inauguration of the University of Maryland Burner Community. #umdbc Happy to have inspirations like @MendOnBend , @brock_wins , @jeorge_o1984
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USA cricket +750. You’re gonna want to be apart of history
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@AileenHnatiuk Smash Smas Sma Sm S Sm Sma Smas Smash
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7 months
@JimersonGibson @RossChaifetz @RichChaifetz @ComPsych Checking in. Just want you to know it HAS TO BE THE TERPS
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6 months
This look between X and Y on your keyboard is starting to ruin my favorite thing on the planet. Can everyone fuck right off
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7 months
@JimersonGibson just reading the morning paper from my old town house. Maryland is the place for you. Pair yourself with the future best player in college basketball @derikqueen1 and enjoy some three balls in a sold out stadium.
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@TerrapinHoops Embarrassing
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4 months
Morikawa down 4 strokes to the best player in golf. Need all the mojo we can get to cash this ticket. @MattVincenziPGA @TapItIn3
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1 year
Telling everyone that I don’t belong here
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@cl6dia I’m just an absolute whore for an underboob
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@SSN_Wahoos That lineup is horrible dude. Your program is past it’s prime and you’re a bum and a loser
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@John_Fanta We are so happy to have him at Maryland. Will be the best player from this class.
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1 year
If you’re not playing the Succession Intro Song as you enter work every morning I want nothing to do with you
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7 months
@Bechtmatt @SNHUMBB @JackPerri It HAS to be the Terps. We are putting a Panera in the student union! Terps terps terps
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@REALLYniceguy01 Wear and tear on the couch bruh
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7 months
@Jeff_Ermann @bendickson__ #mbc is trending in the lower 48 states. Jeff it’s time to write an article asking all Maryland twitter burners to join the community.
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4 months
This cricket game just got a lot more important
@JagmeetJhajj
Jagmeet Jhajj
4 months
@DrThwomp They're gonna loose, you know that right?
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6 months
@mccavman_3 Who gives a fuck you bum
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7 months
MBC starts their two day takeover of bullpen tonight. Excited to start our grass roots recruitment movement today.
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4 months
Absolutely ludicrous to say but an all time favorite patriot of mine
@mikekadlick
Mike Kadlick
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Malcolm Mitchell is here:
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6 months
Winnable game for the Bruins. Very unfortunate. Just no urgency/push in the final 6
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6 months
@ayeenell_ Not now Donnell. We complain about this after portal season. Without construction how could we be getting a Panera AND new bike lanes.
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@SSN_Wahoos So goddamn beat 😂
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@CEssegian You’re a Terp brotha
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1 year
Girls with autism Boys with autism
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@Finance_Frank
Frank Reynolds (The Warthog)
1 year
Girls with autism Boys with autism
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@jhort4_ Julien this is a massive mistake brotha
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5 months
Just tried crab for the first time. Don’t get me wrong, it’s pretty solid. However, for the work you have to put it in Lobster and all red meat knock it out of the park. Maryland once again proves to struggle in the culinary setting.
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11 months
There’s no one better at shooting the shit than the old guy naked in the sauna. He’s a veteran of small talk. He makes sure anyone that steps in to his territory is comfortable.
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6 months
Potential record setting day for my Bacon, Egg, and Cheese empire tomorrow. Going to be hard to booze to full capacity.
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1 year
In honor of the #PCBC opening weekend with the Dive Go!, the mbc will look to the air raid offense. @m_hawk_69 is the only expert on they subject since the passing of coach Leech. God speed to both communities this weekend
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1 year
Taking the pj out to Providence. Let’s see if this Year of the Bottle is legit. @Froman20Abe @thebigjahn @m_hawk_69 @TheMuffffin_Man @stewbag8
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1 year
Oh you just threw ur chicken in the air fryer? My pork’s been in the crockpot for 6 hours already. You classless, broke bitch
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10 months
@thebigjahn Michael Penix donated to the Democratic Party in 2020
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6 months
@HoyaApologist @TheHungryWolf69 @jeorge_o1984 @thebigjahn You clearly weren’t informed of the pcbc and mbc alliance
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5 months
Wonder if that pussy @CommandersEQ has the gumption to show his face at bottle and cork again
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1 year
@brock_wins Her again?
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1 year
What a weekend with this group of men. If there’s anything I learned is that PCs game travels. @mancheeetah #pcbcumdbcunite #umdbc #doorisdone
@thebigjahn
HUH
1 year
Tapping in from Logan @TheMuffffin_Man @brostonkreme24 road trip to Maryland for the fellas. Penn state is absolutely fucked this weekend @DrThwomp
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1 year
R u just a whore for the game or r u a dirty little slut for the game?
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7 months
@brock_wins @Bechtmatt @Bechtmatt come to bents on a Friday afternoon and your decision will be made
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7 months
@kmills34 @TerrapinClub Let students booze near the stadium closer to old town. Let students get easy access to fun pregame events
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1 year
@Froman21Abe Congrats on the sex.
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@alexalandestoy @NHL So happy for you baby girl
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11 months
@FirstTDBets What an end to thanksgiving. Great card today
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6 months
With @seanmosley9131 @TheHungryWolf69 and we’re discussing how @RonBob225 hates the bottle
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@seanmosley9131 @CommandersEQ Me and Marv are past is Mosley. It was a war just killing too many innocents.
@CommandersEQ
Marvin Bagley Truther
5 months
From the mouth of bagley: I am officially joking team @DrThwomp in the turf war as the members of team bagley are losers who went to the beach instead of drinking on the porch #theturfwar
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11 months
Special theme today for the PCBC. One of Marylands favorite. Enjoy it @mancheeetah
@brock_wins
Brock Winston III
11 months
Enjoy Y2k today PCBC
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11 months
New Aubrey tonight. Big Noon Kickoff on Saturday. Maryland upsets the #3 team in the country. Mommas cooking next Thursday. I can’t lose in these shoes!
@OVOSound
OVO Sound
11 months
SCARY HOURS 3 TONIGHT, MIDNIGHT EST @Drake
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Taking the early train to the big apple with @TheHungryWolf69 Only one way to tap in and that would be a hot cup of oil.
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@tommytwoputt @brock_wins @malikw2025 Tommy two put you’re a goddamn joke pal
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@NFLRookieWatxh Crazy to think people inside the pats think Caleb Williams is good. This is a GROUNDBREAKING report. What do u think @treys_R_us2
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