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@DouzisApology
ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
2 years
Antonio Conte joined Spurs 5 minutes ago & is already leading them to a UCL football but I should be impressed by a manager who is on his third failed season.
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2 years
WHERE IS ODEGAARD???? ANOTHER IMPORTANT GAME, ANOTHER GHOST SESSION.
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2 years
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang will be playing Champions League football next season.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
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Arsenal fans revising Giroud is mad. Was never good enough at AFC.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
2 years
Wait Arteta has lost 32 games in the past 2 years 😭
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
2 years
BEN WHITE OWN GOAL on the day Saliba won Young Player of the Season. I told you all.
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2 years
James Maddison on the scoresheet again today. Can’t tell the last time the Arsenal #8 even contributed.
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2 years
The contrast in Aubameyang vs Xhaka’s treatment is why failure riddles this club & fanbase.
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2 years
⌛️ Wage Bill FC already plotting
@garyalsmith
Gary Al-Smith
2 years
With the departure of Pierre Aubameyang, the highest earner at Arsenal is now Thomas Partey 🇬🇭 at £200K a week.
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@DouzisApology
ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
3 years
Arteta has spent over 150 million to be bullied by Brentford FC but his fanboys think it’s because ‘he hasn’t been backed’ that we’re failing under the clown coach. If Thomas Frank had our squad & Arteta theirs, that game would have finished 6-0 Arsenal. Rubbish.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
3 years
They tried to turn on Thierry Henry for this fucking fraud. Fuck all of you.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
2 years
6th place Arsenal. West Ham win tomorrow & we’re 7th. £250m spent. Trust the process #ArtetaOut
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2 years
Gabriel Magalhaes, our best defender & scores important goals but doesn’t get the PR the deadweight partner he is carrying does.
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2 years
Kolasinac also qualified for the UCL😭
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Arteta has been so bad that people think hovering around 6/7th itl is now an improvement.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
3 years
Xhaka without Partey will again expose why he’s our worst midfielder.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
2 years
Why could Xavi & Conte turn their clubs around in months but Arteta need 4 years to finish 6th ? Barca had even worse financial problems than anything we can dream of, their biggest player ever recently left, poor form. One window, signing Auba, Dani Alves & Adama. No excuses.
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Arteta promised the UCL in 3 seasons but I shouldn’t expect top 4 approaching the end of his 3rd. Imagine that.
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Arsenal fans spent all season telling you Kane is finished & Son is a purple patch baller only to now tell you ‘Conte has kane & son’ Beyond pathetic but for laughs..So Conte’s system can work in a few months & with just 2 players but Teta’s needs 4 years, 8 windows & 11 Peles.
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You would think Arteta was creating 10 chances per game the way people are talking about needing a striker. I want one too but it fixes nothing. You notice how Everton had 2 goals disallowed & still scored 2? Arsenal fans focus on excuses. Salah & Jota miss easy chances as well.
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2 years
Arsenal fans hold every club except Arsenal to high standards, it’s funny.
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It’s funny the amount of senior players Arteta has fallen out with. Everything points to his insecurities. David Luiz warned us when he left.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
3 years
Mikel Arteta brought a grand total of ZERO league titles to Arsenal.
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The year is 2027, Arsenal have just drew 1-1 with Fulham to stay in the premier league on relegation day. It’s Granit Xhaka’s last match as Arsenal captain. A 12 year Old shouts “Arteta Out” He is briskly reminded that Arteta won the club an FA cup in 2020.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
2 years
The ‘washed’ Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has scored again. Amazing.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
3 years
Stepped up when his country needed him but just at Arsenal, he was once again let down by teammates, a familiar story in Nicolas Pépé’s rise.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
2 years
Auba has achieved Mikel’s life long dream, to play for Barca. No wonder he tried to sabotage the move 🤣😭
@FCBarcelona
FC Barcelona
2 years
The awesomeness of @Auba
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
2 years
He will be the one to cost us UCL football, bookmark it.
@PatrickTimmons1
Patrick Timmons
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Deserves credit for his performances since the break. Has improved significantly.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
2 years
‘the Xhaka role’ has to be one of the funniest combinations of words in the English language.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
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Joe Willock shining away from Arteta in the league. If Steve Bruce can get Joe Willock playing football & your manager can’t get Auba firing, your manager might not be who you think he is.
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Frank Lampard is a key reason Arsenal are stuck in this mess. May the football Gods give to him what he deserves/ is owed.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
2 years
Have not backed Mikel Arteta & will not back Mikel Arteta.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
3 years
Who remembers @Arsenal using a newly created account to tailor the questions Arteta received during a presser.
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3 years
Seeing Spurs supporters disgusted at being 7th while Arsenal fans jump for joy at fighting for 9th place with Championship squad Leeds sums up the Arteta era.
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No Olise, No Eze playing, No hundreds of millions spent. Just hard work & a football brain, Patrick Vieira.
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Arteta is the first manager that I’ve seen sign & offer contract extensions to ‘deadwood’ then get praised for terminating them & having to pay the players off 🤔 Top gooners are a rare breed.
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Spurs lead 2-0, Antonio Conte has embarrassed Mikel Arteta & exposed all the lies & excuses. I’m looking at their squad & it’s pure scrubs.
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Arteta fell out with every player integral to the FA cup run & wonders why he has achieved NOTHING at Arsenal since.
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Well that’s Gabriel gone, another one bites the dust.
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Vieira didn’t need 2 years & 250 Million GBP, he didn’t even need his starting lineup.
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Vieira took 4 points off Pep, moved to him 2-0 at his yard, took 4 points off Mikel Arteta, rubbing him 3-0 at Selhurst & is being questioned on if he’s actually a good manager but Mikel Arteta’s 250ms AFC ‘gave City a game’ for 45 mins & the PR flowed incessantly. Pay attention.
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
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Xhaka has the lowest bar of expectation I’ve seen in the prem.
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Ben White SLEEPING. no positional awareness, no urgency, just tattoos & vibes.
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Pierre-Emerick Aubameyan’s Barcelona into the Champions League spots, fresh off his 7m payoff. Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal 2 points off his ever familiar 8th place with no wins this year.
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3 years
I just checked the league table, how are we 10th when i’m hearing that Mikel Arteta had fixed Arsenal ? 8th, 8th, 10th.
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In all my years watching Arsenal I never saw us finish a league season midtable until this joker. Literally never.
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Arteta’s talent ID cost us UCL football.
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2 years
2 actual footballers who gave this dead manager a career
@brfootball
B/R Football
2 years
Cool, calm and collected from Aubameyang 🥶 (via @EmiratesFACup )
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Another player Arteta has fallen out with. Can’t even qualify for Europe but constantly creating issues at Arsenal. Small man syndrome.
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Mikel Arteta’s micromanagement obsession is holding Thomas Partey & all our players back.
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Arsenal worried about Conte’s signings but are telling you Eddie Nketiah on 100k is ‘good business’ 🤣. I can’t man.
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Arteta inners were the biggest peddlers of the ‘Aubameyang is finished’ narrative btw. Never forget. So positive, so supportive.
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Don’t believe these fake Arteta Outers btw. They’ll be back to worship him if he beats Southampton.
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An Era where the Artetas of the world could never even dream of being associated with the Arsenal.
@Squawka
Squawka
2 years
ON THIS DAY: In 2005, Roy Keane and Patrick Vieira clashed in the tunnel at Highbury. 👀 Keane was quoted saying: 'I'll see you on the pitch' 😳
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ARTETA’s TROPHY DROUGHT
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If Granit Xhaka were French, he would never see a cap for Les Bleus. Levels to this sport of ours.
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We have a £50 million defender who can’t defend & a 40 mil creative midfielder who can’t create. Arteta’s Arsenal.
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Conte has been at Tottenham for about 6 months. A manager doesn’t need 5 years. Absolute nonsense.
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Arteta replaces his own failed signings every window lol & the Wenger players are still the ones he has to turn to
@EduardoHagn
Eduardo Hagn
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🚨 Huge blow for Napoli. Bologna and Arsenal have found an agreement of €20m-€25m for Aaron Hickey after Bologna’s CEO travelled to London. Exclusive from @CalcioNapoli24 .
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Auba & Emery’s team won Arteta an FA cup & then the more control he got over the club is the further downhill we’ve been going ever since. Telling you now, we’re lucky if we finish 10th.
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So what i’m hearing is newly promoted Brentford FC are on 20 points, just 3 behind Arteta’s team, with a better goal difference but Mikel’s puppets thinks he isn’t the problem after spending over £200 million on his own players. Interesting.
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Arteta actually had no objectives. No Europe 1 game a week Didn’t even have cup expectations/pressure for the cups, knocked out of both FA League Cups. Now they’re saying top 4 is optional. So what’s the point of our season ? To qualify for UEL??? #NoStandardsFC
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All of a sudden now that he is in the French squad & UCL he ‘has to come back’. Notice the language now that he has proven him wrong. Before it was a bother to say anything about him staying now he ‘has to’.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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Arteta tells RMC: “William Saliba has to come back. He has the experience to be competitive with us. We sent him to Marseille for his growth”. 🇫🇷 #AFC “William wanted to be regular starter as you know but now we want him back at Arsenal”.
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Excuses start to finish, very on-brand.
@footballdaily
Football Daily
2 years
🗣 "Performance wise I don't think the team dropped the level that much." Mikel Arteta on the factors within Arsenal that gave them a disappointing January
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They tried to say White was an improvement on Luiz. Laughable. Arteta downgraded on almost every position.
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Lokonga is older than Haaland. Never see Arsenal fans mentioning age when they judge Haaland. Lokonga being benched by Elneny is a joke. He’s Teta’s own signing.
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ArtetaOut
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Arsenal fans are more outraged at Saka not receiving a pointless award than Arteta bottling UCL football. Absolute clownbase.
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I remember people on this app saying Lokonga was an upgrade on Guendouzi after 1 preseason game. Ha.
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Mikel Arteta’s 7th place Arsenal, Midtable royalty.
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I want the league @Arsenal
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So we finished 8th twice & we now sit only 2 points off 8th after Mikel Arteta spending 250m. ‘Get him his own players’.
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Never has a manager consciously tried to divide the fanbase like Mikel Arteta. The fans who back him don’t know any better, they spent half a season telling us Willian was the missing piece to the puzzle, then said Pepe’s goals in the next half were stat pads.
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Pierre Emerick Aubameyang, unreal goal scorer. Hasn’t he already passed LinkupLaca’s Arsenal tally for the season ? surely non-pen goals ?
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They told me AFTV made us a laughing stock. 99% of the time that I see fans from other clubs mocking us, it’s because of Arteta. They ignore though.
@SpursSongSheet
Spurs Song Sheet 🎶🏟 🤍💙Home of Tottenham Chants
2 years
MIKEL ARTETA, LET THE ARSENAL DOWN 🎼 🤡
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If Douzi were here while Partey is away at Afcon, he would be the best midfielder at the club by some distance. Top 4 & UCL football would be assured..but instead we have Granit Xhaka.
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Notice how Top Gooners believe everything on the internet until it’s information that brings Mikel Arteta’s decisions into question.
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2 years
Mikel Arteta, as always wants to make it all about him, not the club. The Amazon cameras have brought out even more of his true colours. He’s not proper Arsenal, never was, never will be.
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Chris Wheatley
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Aubameyang: "My last few months at Arsenal were complicated, that's football sometimes. For my part, I never wanted to do anything wrong. My problem was only with Arteta. I can't say much more, I wasn't happy."
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Unai Emery knocked Mikel the cone coach Arteta out of Europe & went on to lift the title. Imagine rating pep’s water boy.
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Aliou Cissé > Mikel Arteta
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Arteta has spent just shy of half a billion. I want a league title & a European trophy.
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Aubameyang muscle memory from Wenger & Emeryball won us the FA cup. Now fully settled in Artetaball & look what happens. #ArtetaOut
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Mikel Arteta played Eddie Nketiah as a #10 Kiss Arsenal goodbye, we warned you.
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Idk why I see talk about ‘top 4 or’ next season. You’re giving a manager a whole other season to finish 4th ? After what you have seen? The Tottenham manager just did it in 6 months & you want to give a manager 4 years ? That’s a world cup cycle. Possible £400m for top 4 ???
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Scotty Parker is CLEAR of Arteta. Very clear, I’ve seen enough of Fulham to know this. They also play better football.
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No wonder we bottled the season loool What is he even saying 😂🤣. Never seen such waffle, imagine.
@Arsenal
Arsenal
2 years
🔴 All or Nothing: 𝗔𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗹 After losing our first three Premier League games of 21/22, the boss delivered this... ❤️ 📺 Prime Video: August 4 | #AONArsenal
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Stop making fucking excuses for Mikel Arteta & Martin Odegaard.
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Not one of them knows what it takes or means to win a Prem title. No relative of mine.
@livescore
LiveScore
2 years
🇪🇸 Arteta: Head coach 🇩🇪 Mertesacker: Academy manager 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Wilshere: Set to be appointed U18s manager Arsenal keeping it in the family 🔴🙌
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That FA cup win with Emeryball muscle memory took us 1 step forward & 3 steps back.
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Xhaka looks more dangerous going forward than Odegaard, that should be a call for grave, grave concern. Make excuses though.
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Odegaard gets bullied around every single game & has the mental fortitude of a jelly bean but let’s give him the captain’s armband.
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Martin hide & seek Odegaard’s season despite playing every week. His goals ? Burnley - 19th Everton - 17th Watford - 18th Southampton - 11th United - 6th (& the pen he conceded lost us the game). His assists ? Leeds - 16th (1) Norwich - 20th (x 2) We need to upgrade asap.
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Everywhere Saliba goes, he leaves his mark. No dead manager or his puppets could brainwash me into thinking he wasn’t good enough. Especially not from a club employing Lokonga, Cedric, Ben Slight & Nuno Tavares.
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Xhaka is so shit that playing well for him means not giving away a penalty or getting a red card. Only Arteta’s bar is lower & maybe 8.
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Arteta fans celebrated a home loss to Man City, Antonio Conte went to The Etihad & moved to the bald fraud, Mentality is key.
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Unai Emery drubbing Juventus 3-0 & stepping into the quarter finals of the UCL. The competition i’m being told makes Arteta the greatest manager if he merely qualifies, after spending 250m at that.
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Arteta fanboys were saying not qualifying for Europe was good because we’d have 1 game a week this season. December & Mikel sits an impressive 7th with a negative goal difference. He continues embarrassing his puppets.
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They said his mentor Pep bought the league, well Mikel Arteta has spent 250m to buy 6th place, what a man.
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Teta bottled it with 1 game a week. Don’t expect any better next season. Especially since his squad management is the worst in Europe.
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