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@Dougmcg1
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3 years
So cold outside I just saw a Tory MP with his hands in his own pockets.
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2 years
All men are created equal.
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1 month
Pinched from FB but 😂
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2 years
Must be nice being able to eat an ice cream and not worry about brain freeze @trussliz
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4 years
The NHS in England is not failing, it is being failed because you voted @Conservatives folks.
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3 years
How come your Bro got made a Dyson director @BorisJohnson
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24 days
Speaking with a Danish guy on the ship I'm working on, he genuinely wants to know wtf is wrong with Scotland. His words "everyone else can see Scotland would be better independent apart from you Scottish people" And he's bang on the money.
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4 months
When did IQ reveal parties become a thing?
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3 years
The whole idea of a "superior bloodline" is inherently rascist. #AbolishTheMonarchy
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2 years
Oi @NicolaSturgeon whilst all the rangers fans are in Seville it would be a belting day for a snap referendum.
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3 years
The tories keep saying Scotlands education system is failing, we have just been named as best in Europe again, what position were we in before we dropped into 1st?
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3 years
Seen this on FB but it really sums it up. "Brexit is like watching your library being burnt down by people who cannot read"
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5 years
Why do Scottish people see clean through the brexit propaganda and people in England don't?
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3 years
£190 million to be spent on a new Royal yacht as a tribute to Prince Phil. As the UK sinks.
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4 years
I hear you are coming to Scotland next week @BorisJohnson might I suggest another trip to the fish market in Peterhead?
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5 years
At what point do you think Englands working class tory voters are going to realise they fucked up?
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27 days
Labour are about to win the general election, Scotland are about to get another government we didn't vote for. Same pish different election.
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4 years
Imagine how different things would be if 55% hadnt fucking shat it in 2014.
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4 years
I'd like to cancel my subscription to 2021. I've experienced the 7-day trial and I'm not interested.
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3 years
If the Tories can remove us from the EU without our permission then we can remove ourselves from the UK without their permission.
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4 years
Tell me @Keir_Starmer how many MPs you have in Scotland? Then tell me why you think you have a right to decide if we have a referendum or not?
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3 years
Sir Ian Wood, "Scotland needs to keep drilling for oil or the UK cannot meet its balance of payments" I's that a fucking admission that we subsidise the rest of the UK? As we all know.
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1 year
The same people screaming about Huw Edwards are the same people who didn't bat an eyelid at Prince Andrew and the 12 million given to someone who he apparently never met. Go figure...
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4 years
Seen a couple of Scottish hotels on Facebook blasting Nicola Sturgeon and using the "wee Krankie" term etc, really not the best business sense I have ever seen.
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3 years
So Scottish fisherman cannot fish in Norwegian waters but Norwegian fishermen can send cod here tarriff free? Will the tory voting fishermen continue voting tory?
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3 years
UK has 1300 food banks, UK has 30% of its children living in poverty, UK wants to spend 200 million on a boat for some rich people. UK is a seriously fucked up place.
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6 months
Had Scotland voted yes in 2014 we could have been standing on the sidelines watching the havoc unfold. Instead, we are caught in the middle of it and sinking with the English electorates bad decisions. It's madness.
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2 years
How can any sane Scottish person look down the road at Westminster and think yip this fucking shit show is for me?
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2 years
Shortly after this pic @murdo_fraser was born.
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3 months
. @HumzaYousaf is more of a Scotsman than those in Scotland who are racist towards him and have a 🇬🇧 in their bio.
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4 years
2 facts about the United kingdom. 1. It's not a country. 2. It's not United.
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3 years
If the union were equal Scotland would be able to take England back into the EU without their permission. Same as England removed Scotland from the EU without our permission.
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4 years
Shitty is the Tongue that licks the arse.
@KayBurley
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4 years
Heavy is the head that wears the crown #COVID19
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2 months
If you are willing to vote Labour in Scotland please also be willing to explain to your kids and grandkids in a few years why they now have 50k of student debt. Tuition fees will be back.
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3 years
Court papers have shown @BorisJohnson misled parliament over PPE contract's I'm assuming you will be raising a vote of no confidence in him @Douglas4Moray and @RuthDavidsonMSP
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7 months
Just landed at Schipol, once again I'm in the non EU line which is taking forever whilst the EU line just breezes through. Cheers you #brexit voting cnuts. We gained fuck all.
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3 years
The house of Lords just removed Scotlands powers when it comes to renewable energy, the constant chipping away at our resources and powers continues @theSNP get it together and get us out, waiting until covid ends is not what we want because that could be years, we want out now.
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4 years
Facts dont lie! @BorisJohnson has been seen 4 times on live TV in 8 weeks. @NicolaSturgeon has been seen on live TV 56 times in 8 weeks. Cant wait for the press too tell us who the best leader is again. Resign @BorisJohnson you waste of fucking space.
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2 years
If the monarchy was so popular it wouldn't require ramming down our throats 24/7 in the media. #AbolishTheMonachy
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5 years
Dear @BorisJohnson , just gonna point out that Scotland is not your friend, we think your an absolute cunt.
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3 years
Gonna be intresting when Prince Andrew dies, I think it's fair to say he touched more people than Prince Philip.
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3 years
People say there should be no Royal yacht, I say there should be no Royal family to build a yacht for.
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10 months
Pretty much nails it!
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3 years
I'm old enough to remember when @Douglas4Moray was calling for less covid restrictions. It was only Tuesday. 😂😂
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1 year
At least we don't have rivers full of shite.
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. @Douglas4Moray losing his seat, a wee thread......
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3 years
It's the small things that give you pleasure, the Union flag in Fraserburgh this evening 😊😀
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1 year
Richest man in Aberdeen, Sir Ian Wood. Man that said oil was running out in 2014, Sir Ian Wood. Man that sold his city and country out, Sir Ian Wood.
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6 months
Dutch guy on the ship to me today. "Doug wtf is wrong with Scottish people they had a chance for independence and didn't take it"
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2 months
Scottish people defending the tories are proper fucking strange.
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4 years
See next time you come to Scotland @BorisJohnson I challenge you to stand in George Square and address the ordinary people of Glasgow.
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9 months
People ask "How would Scotland do financially after independence?" Why don't people ask "How would England do financially after Scottish independence?"
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4 years
Tattie scones are far superior too hash browns.
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All hail king starmer One Englishman has more say over Scotland than 5.5 million Scottish people. Defo nae a colony though....
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Keir Starmer: No referendum for Scotland or going back on gender reforms bill.
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3 years
You haven't tweeted for 23 hours? You ok babe? @Douglas4Moray
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3 years
BBC are gonna interview people in Scotland tomorrow about England opening up, I guarantee they will find the most frothy yoons imaginable for some of that good old BBC balance. 🙄
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3 years
5 giraffes delivered to Edinburgh zoo. 4 Lib dems delivered to Parliment. @willie_rennie I feel I should point this out. 😂 Edinburgh has more giraffes than lib dems
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4 years
. @ScotTories I just counted 21 SNP bad tweets from you lot on the last 4 hours, that's fucking mental.
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4 years
Gotta ask @Douglas4Moray why you are on twitter and the press and journal saying you support free school meals, now correct me if I'm wrong Dougie but you voted against free school meals did you not?
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4 years
Neil Oliver, can we all just agree is a total fucking whalloper.
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4 years
Speaking with a Norwegian guy on a boat I'm working on just now, Scottish politics comes into conversation, his words "Westminster really fucked you guys over" Norwegians can see what we could have had, yet wee house jocks cant, what's that about?
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3 years
Devo max would still leave us at the mercy of Westminster, 2 words FUCK THAT.
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4 years
Ok @RuthDavidsonMSP @Jackson_Carlaw and @Douglas4Moray you all keep proclaiming the union works for Scotland and we are better in it, so instead of your usual SNP bad crap you punt why not tell us why the union is better? You all seem convinced it is, share your wisdom with us.
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Just spoke with a friend in Poland, they went into lockdown 4 weeks ago after 2 deaths, the total deaths in Poland stand at 136, so if anyone thinks the UK government have handled this well then you clearly need your head read. #Corvid19uk
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3 years
The only people winning outta this whole Sturgeon and Salmond thing in my eyes is the british state.
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2 years
The 3 referendums I want in Scotland. 1. Independence 2. EU 3. Monarchy In that order.
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3 years
Hartlepool has just shown us how far down the rabbit hole England has fallen, nothing we can do but save ourselves from the madness.
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Am I pissed off at the SNPs inactivity regarding Indy? Yes. Would I vote Labour in protest? No. That would just be stupid.
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Slow hand clap Scotland. Short fucking memories.
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4 years
Just seen @BorisJohnson described as "a fat drunk milky bar kid" 😂
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6 months
Imagine trying to sell the idea of unionism to an independent Scotland? You couldn't.
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3 years
Fuck yer 250 million for a royal yacht @BorisJohnson give it too the RNLI instead so they can continue with the amazing work they do saving lives.
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2 years
If Scotland were independent and you looked at Westminster today would you vote to join them?
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Might wanna ask yourself why not one single English politician is calling for it and why a referendum keeps being denied. I'll explain it though: WE SUBSIDISE YOU.
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@Dougmcg1 Yeah go for it! If we could vote in England for it you'd be independent already.
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I'd happily relocate but gammon wankers like you took my freedom of movement away John.
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@ramonagusta Doug spouts his shite but doesn't relocate to his beloved Europe.
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Guy I'm sharing a cabin with on this trip just told me he thinks Douglas Ross is a good politician, it's gonna be a long 6 weeks.
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3 years
Are you first minister yet @Douglas4Moray
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If Scotland was rampant with Covid and England nearly clear off it, would there be a border then @BorisJohnson ?
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Americans: Its a sad day for the Scottish and English. The Scottish: *Making memes.
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Why is it that most of the people saying "this is not a time for politics" voted Tory? #BorisTheButcher
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4 years
Can we all just agree that Britannia doesnt rule fuck all.
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OK do I have this right, Russian money installed @BorisJohnson as PM and Russian money was behind Brexit which was used too weaken the UK? And because of some fish and a flag all the Gammon voted for it?
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3 years
Just a reminder that @GordonBrown does not speak for Scotland.
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I'm guessing the eligible yoons for the £500 payment will be remaining staunch and not taking it?
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I wonder how people in England would actually feel if they got a Goverment Scotland voted for?
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"I'm Scottish and British" Na pal you're an absolute fucking walloper.
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. @ScotTories are finished and they know it, we are witnessing their party take its last gasps.
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3 years
Best one yet @MattHancock
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Are Yoons that thick they dont actually realise when we get money from Westminster it's actually our own money getting handed back too us?
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2 years
72% of Scottish homes to be in fuel poverty this coming January! Why? Because our bigger neighbour voted tory and brexit. We pay for their mistakes time and time again.
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If you are Scottish and still believe the union and perpetual tory rule is better than indy then you really are a lost cause.
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Would England ask Scotland for permission if it wanted to leave the Union? No it wouldn't.
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London School of Economics claiming England wont trade with an indy Scotland? Correct me if I'm wrong but is Scotland not the place with all the resources England requires?
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Dear France, Its not us. Sincerely, Scotland.
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Calling over 50% of Scottish people extremists @RishiSunak Aye good one you genocide supporting half trouser wearing corrupt unelected midget. You and your party are the extremists, far right ones at that.
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Sarah Vine @WestminsterWAG you really don't half write some pish, the royal visit has not damaged the case for independence, the royal visit went down like a bag of cold sick because for the most part us Scots are not arse licking sycophants such as yourself, we dont do monarchy
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4 years
Right @NicolaSturgeon here's the plan, you pretend to resign, let @BorisJohnson know what you have done and he will follow. 😉
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Or we could just have safe routes in for some of the most vulnerable people in the world ya fascist prick.
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This is what we need on the Kent coast
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. @OfficeGSBrown why do you persist with the lie an indy Scotland would have no pensions? We have paid in we will be taking out.
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