My bro: “ She belongs to the streets “
Me: “ Nah not this one she’s valid “
*2 months later*
Him: “ what happpened to you & lil shorty ? Where she at ? “
Me:
Dawggggg my mans abt to have his baby & they otw to the hospital him & his bm gon call me screamin 😭😭😭 so I start screamin too lmao idk shit was too much!
My mans bitch broke up with him & he been up 7am sharp callin me to play warzone with him 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ finna call this bitch & tell her take him back plzzzzz
Bitches schedules really be open like 7 eleven after she experienced you got good schlong; like what happened to all dem errands yall be doin when we first met y’all ??
Women in the bathroom at the club reassuring each other like “ you are the baddest bitch, he’ll never come across better than you, you might not know me but we friends forever now bitch ❤️ “
Do y’all understand that if someone thinks you’re their happiness that means in order for their day to go good YOU have to be involve in it EVERYTIME.....yeah no