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@DotNetGuluva

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ALL I DO IS LAUGH BRO.
2 years
Don't forget to also take care of the boy child - nurture him, empower him, remind him he matters as much. The current society won't give him that but pretty much the opposite - so, he needs it from you Mom, Dad, Uncle, Aunt, Big Sister and FAMILY at large🙏.
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"How did you receive the news of the passing of Lizbet?" South Africans:
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"How do you know all of this?" Xhosa People:
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He won his first #SowetoDerby as a Pirates player. He won his first again as a #KaizerChiefs player. Today, he wins his first as a head coach. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the man of the moment - Arthur Zwane. The specialist behind Mangethe Ball🤌🏿. #DStvPrem
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@Pearloysias Right. But seriously, do you owe somebody, Ma'am? Poor dude could have lost his life.
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@Am_Blujay NguSni mos orongo apha.
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@feyiszn @Kagiso_Bw This brother put it so well.
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Oh, it looks like we are not the problem. It's penalties that follow us. What can we say🤭. #DStvPrem #KaizerChiefs #Amakhosi4Life
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@Radio702 Looks like the entire cast took their characters very seriously, I wonder who's next.
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@IamMzilikazi I know y'all wish it was the other guy's car.
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@Rap Yoh, so many features. It's gotta be some Dj Khaled album, right?😩
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@DlaminiZuma Ekse magogo, rest. Y'all need to step aside altogether. Go spend some time with your grandchildren.
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@KweenZaba Khanimbize bethuna, we don't have all day.
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"idyani yomXhosa." Yintoni na le guys? Ikhona idyani yomPedi?
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@_Hybreed_ Du Boiz: "You have 61 seconds and your time starts now... " AKA:
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Morning run done and dusted🫠🫡.
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@SivuyileHD @Sgananda_ZN @bokoromonio @shukrani__ So, white people are your benchmark for acceptable and unacceptable behavior?
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"Out of everything that God created, one of his masterpieces ziimpundu joe" - Zwai Bala, 2022.
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@MusaKhawula Beautiful song & sound. Her team just missed the opportunity to make a statement with a more Zulu anchored m/video. Reminds me how Nasty also did injustice to his last album when had an opportunity to sell his cultural resonance to the world. But they will get it right next time.
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16. would you forgive a cheating partner?
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@NowInSA That Monday episode is gonna be lit.
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@Bonisile_RMS I don't wanna laugh and I don't wanna admit that this is a valid question. What should I do with myself, people?😭
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@ntandomatini_ My Xhosa people, yintoni le niyenzayo?😭😭😭😭😭. Fok😭.
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Isana❌ Usana✅ Idonga❌ Udonga✅ Icingo❌ Ucingo✅ Ithango❌ Uthango✅ Ibisi❌ Ubisi✅ Impokotho❌ Ipokotho✅ Inca❌ Ingca✅ Inqele❌ Ingqele✅ Isiqelo❌ Isiqhelo✅ Niyeke le nto yokuthetha/bhala iNonsense, nibadala🙁. Nx.
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Yoh, this cold-eradicating practice😩, hayi khona. Ngoku ingathi uzombulala kanti?!😭 I'd be so worried😩.
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@Chriseldalewis Maybe we should call them "The Nike Enthusiasts Couple" 😭.
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@Abramjee Damn, some people are cruel, is the blade okay?
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Love it when legends are given their flowers to smell them while they're still alive👌. Much respect to Dr. John Kani. What a legend, living! #DStvMVCA
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😂Nivelile. She's literally talking about herself, naqonda zifakeni nina and now y'all are mad😂. Your asses are even coming for her looks, what exactly for?😂 Your wrath tells me that y'all aren't as secure and self-loving as you claim to be on this app.
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@Ziphozamambo We try every day to be nice on this app - the least you can do is to meet us halfway, Zizipho. What is this caption bhabha?
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Oh, she gets it.
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Hayi ziyakhala ke manje. All it's gonna take is just one Cinderella and the whole TL will be🔥😭🔥😭🤌🏾.
@ZeeRight
Speed Point Ngcobo
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Passing the phone twitter edition?
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@LindA_MniSii @Newzroom405 Uzzi walked so Nike could run.
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Tyhini, bendicing'ba uyabhantinta ntombi.
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@DDMabuza Your caption should have been "Proof of life".
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@IOL Is there anything that's not happening in this country?💀
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@BillzDaOriginal Let's go, king.
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Hate aba bantu who take videos at such spots😭. Imagine uthi gqi apha ubambelele kwenye intombi because ubusiwa, then they say you were cheating😩. Nisifaka ekuthetheni marn😩.
@YouDunnoVusi
Vusi.Mz🦉
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In joburg the sdakwas would turn it into a groove spot 💔💔😂😂😂
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Rha🔥😤🔥! Show me a better newsreader with better intro and outro🔥! @SABCiindaba , keep this man! P.S: I only captured the last part of the intro🤦‍♂️.
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Nah, @simmymusicsa my baby, you gave us a timeless record here🤲🏿.
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@MusaKhawula Nah dawg, she killed this move.
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@E_Flo95 @BAMBOOMRAP And he's actually not playing when he says that line💀.
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Oh man, Dr. Malinga💔. This is so sad. Hope he comes back stronger.
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@Nkosi_Shebi Ain't gonna lie, Pirates beating Sundowns by 3 goals to nil was the wildest shit.
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@MokoneMolekoa @Shonny_SA @Ori_RSA Sir, I put it to you that this reply is golden.
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@Bonisile_RMS Anybody wants some snacks as we wait for that fella?
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Guys?😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@sthethelelwe_ It's landing, don't fold!😭⚰️😭
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@Anele This oke should have said, "I still hold the same stance, that's why I applied to begin with. Otherwise why would I go to a perfectly functional bank where I will have little to no challenges? You guys have challenges, which are basically my motivation 'cause I love challenges."
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You see, with Zimkhitha, indoda must make a plan. Whether he's lying in his hospital bed or not, akayingeni leyo. Mayivuse iqhinga qha indoda😭. Kwoowu😭. #GqeberhaTheEmpire
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@InternetH0F Literally.
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@RapAllStars He said the same thing when he had a sit in with Em. One of them said - he'd be writing a bar and it would sound so familiar, so much that he'd go search it on Google to see if it's not a bar he had dropped before because he doesn't wanna repeat it.
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I know that's right🤌🏿. The name is Ox Nche! #RWC2023 #Springboks
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@Am_Blujay I think we can all understand where that young man was coming from. Very much worth it.
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Thick huns are the hill I'm willing to die on😩🤌🏾.
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🗣️📢🎶Started from THE BOTTOM Now We're HERE
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@Bhere18_b
BHERE🐻
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A journey that started 10 years ago, a journey with so many downs than ups but we managed to persevere. Today I took my oath and I was officially Admitted as an Attorney of the High Court of South Africa. To God be the glory 🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Wtf bro😭😭
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@dr4zah @sportbible This is it! What I've been looking for in these replies! Glad you put it so well, mate!
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@ZamaDlamini_ @Magutshwa_ Then you give her....
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@mishkreant @seegsfornow I guess SHOULDN'T, so that they can expose themselves😭.
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@sbaalii "I made it to the other side first, bitches😎. None of you lames can catch me, bunch of suckers😎."
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Okay ke, here's my avi twin.
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Black & White Picture Challenge.
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📍Apha ephondweni.
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Wanna take a guess?? Why?👀
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You can take a South African out of South Africa but you can't take South Africa out of them😭😭😭😭.
@odedanilo
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I love South Africans soo much 😂😭😭
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Dr. John Kani is spitting. We really have to agree that the TRC was a spit in the face of black people. Biggest bullshit.
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How did y'all come to the conclusion that this has something to do with a gent?😂😂😂😂😂
@miss_edibles
Kutlo Julia Kutjwe
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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"I'm in a relationship with imbuzi yasePitori" 😭 #ConfessionSession
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@Tshiamoux @MphoMoalamedi Akere their black consciousness begins and ends with Hip-hop.🤣 So, now they're using the word 'blueprint' so loosely because it was brought to them by their Professor, Jay-Z🤣😭.
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The bromance between these lads is crazy😂.
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As for POOR XHOSA GUY VS RICH XHOSA GUY😂😂😂.
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@MDNnewss Good. @SAPoliceService , don't forget to fetch the traditional 'healer' too.
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Nah marn @simmymusicsa , baby girl, this is not just a song - I don't know how to explain it but it's more than a song🥹🤌🏿.
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Thathi is a mad woman now huh😂. I want her and her mom to face each other now. Their blood is boiling akere😂. #Gomora #gomoramzansi
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There's always an AKA tweet that fits a current event and you guys never fail to dig it up😂.
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Cancel my people, cancel your visa.
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@ArthurMafokate Also, there will be a shortage of actors. You might wanna capitalize on that😉.
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@MuloiwaThendo Shein seeing this tweet and about to put an end to the hack:
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This one is so big to be unable to shoot a punch marn.
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Freakouts & Crazy Content ✪
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It ended as expected 💀
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Malusi Gigaba walked so she could fly.
@Snezo_Ntaka
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Ngu Mama wabantu lo😭😭. Isidima 😭
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@MissTkhumalo @PhilMphela Exactly. He really annoyed me when he believed an ooooold video footage that was used to push some propaganda.
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Animyeke apheke!🔥 Washo kamnandi @simmymusicsa nkosazana!
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@ChampionsLeague It's been a long time coming🥺. Can't wait to hear this sound🥺.
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Love how my people are rounding her off to the nearest msunu😭🤲🏿😂.
@IndiAlllure
I Make Everything I Wear
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I’ve been to South Africa actually, and most of the ppl have evil in their eyes 🥹 it’s not a place in Africa that I’d recommend to see first, definitely visit Nigeria, Ghana, Morocco, Kenya before SA 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Amazibazana anamhlanje xa efuna ukoluka makenze njalo ngendlela yawo and put on this show for themselves since it clearly has become about them rather than abantwana. Le ntwana kanye nezinye ezikhutshwe olu hlobo will be bullied for life because of this show and it won't be funny
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Adv. Mshololo was spitting🔥🥵🔥. She articulated herself so well. Her references🔥. Lol, you'd swear she said, "Oh, you posted me, baby girl. And now you are trying to come side ways in this court? Well, GAME ON!" 😭🔥😭. #SenzoMeyiwatrial
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Hey, please marn.
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It’s weird bragging about not having kids.
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@AlhaillKing Nobody could have prepared me for this. Lmao. She's good.
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@ItsPriddyUgly Lmao. Funny how I didn't even know who this dude is just a few minutes ago until I saw this tweet and decided to check out his work, now bumping his latest album and I think I fuck with his shit.
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Saleng embarrassing people's hope😭. #MTN8
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@RayDiva01 ..... and to her surprise🌚....
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@CozminoNtsomi @ngaanyan Ei man😭🤣🤣🤣😭.
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@_Lwar @johny_theblessd @CapitecBankSA Normalize plugging us with promos, Lwar.
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