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how to receive this curse? asking for me.

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theory twitter be like:

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mohenjo-daro can have a functional drainage system but karachi can't.

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abba was going off about how aurat ki kamai mein barkat nahi hoti and I immediately brought up hazrat khadija and how her income sustained the holy prophet and now he's telling me eraj kitna bolti ho kabhi chup bhi hojaya karo. jab dekho bas mazhabi mamlon par behes karni hai.😭

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when boys are into philosophy it's repulsive but when girls are into philosophy it's hot.

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@jaboukie the journalist who threw his shoes even expressed solidarity with black people against systemic racism. truly an icon.

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Today was a stand of solidarity with George Floyd and protests against his killing

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who are these fourteen years olds reading deleuze, spinoza, kant and nietzsche? when I was fourteen I read khalid hosseini.

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the only way to survive is to read big fat books and write big fat books. disengage with people and avoid having actual life experience at all costs.

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happy birthday to this icon.

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my housekeeper's daughter never got to go to school because her dad is a useless piece of shit who doesn't believe in educating girls. so now i've taken it upon myself to teach her math, english, urdu, science and history. the patriarchy can choke.

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abolish the arranged marriage industrial complex.

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i don't see the problem.

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i can't finish a sentence without referencing lacan. this is a disease.

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I sound like a broken record at this point but mental health isn't a natural but a political category. there are social determinants of mental health as there are biological. there is a dire need to address growing psychological distress in capitalist societies instead of leaving

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bought a used science of logic and the best part are the notes in the margins from a woman who clearly was having none of this shit.

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casual sex is one of the biggest scams of the 21st century. brief attachment with many people leaves you feeling empty. which is why you should leave everything and go live like an ascetic in the ruins of ancient buddhist monasteries in the hindu kush mountains.

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s*nam k*poor said, "oh you're poor and criticizing structural inequities? that's because of your karma. I am born rich and comfortable, that's because of my karma. learn more about indian philosophy sweaty." 🔮✨🕉️

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any m*n who likes ph*losophy is to be avoided.

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I will rt this every time it shows up on my tl.

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yesss come exploit us. we are cheap fucks aha.

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Amazing video. What Pakistan Tourism can provide in just under $100

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ind*an twitter is just post a picture of yourself tweets.

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no one: men: *manages to be classist and racist in one sentence*

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5 years

nose rings only look good on caucasian girls because it makes them 'edgy'. on desi girls you're just half a generation away from pat-a-caking cow dung patties in the pind.

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The greatest truths are written in books. Just 20 minutes a day will make you a better conversationalist and an all-around deeper homo sapien.

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feel like committing zina.

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I would like all my current affairs news to be translated into this format. thanks.

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great thing about nerds is that you can end an argument by telling them to read a book and they actually do it!

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what do you mean karl marx didn't anticipate e-girl bathwater? What do you think he meant by commodity fetishism?

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taher shah said LGBT rights!

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it's a red flag to like philosophy as a man. sorry i don't make the rules. you're all raging misogynists.

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i have abandoned philosophy.

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thinking about getting a husband. he will be allowed to speak to me for four hours during weekdays and six on the weekends. he can do whatever he likes apart from that idc i have depression.

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don't you just🥺🥺🥺love💞💞💞 it when ☺️☺️☺️a man😍😍😍 condescendingly 🙈🙈🙈explains😇😇😇 philosophical 🤔🤔🤔 concepts 💗💗💗to you😘😘😘

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my official apology. i will be silent from now on. 😤

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hegel to lacan pipeline is real.

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wanna kiss someone during the proletarian revolution.

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feeling a bit sad? blame foucault.

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just now learning about my eldest khala who was married into a joint family in interior sindh who made one hundred and fifty rotis for her in-laws everyday. in today's episode of why I hate the patriarchy.

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need someone to look at my bookshelf and judge me.

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deleuze is so good i hate him.

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@iknownaama Americans joking about world war 3 isn't a coping mechanism, it's an admission of guilt. y'all have the liberty to joke about dying when the ground reality is, americans won't die but countless brown people will.

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during sexual intercourse remember comrade stalin.

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@Bluemagicboxes Bryan Cogman said in an interview that he couldn't make sense of the ending even though he helped write it. Can you believe it?

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Cassius Clay is a slave name. I didn't choose it, and I didn't want it. I am Muhammad Ali, a free name - it means beloved of God - and I insist people use it when speaking to me and of me.

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"if a man talks shit then I owe him nothing, I don't regret it one bit cus he had it coming." - imam taylor swift a.s.

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as someone who has slaved away in a kitchen for the past three days from morning to night whilst dealing with the death of a family member while my male relatives drank, ate and smoked without a care about who was preparing their food, serving it and cleaning after their mess.

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i can not abandon philosophy. i'm not good at anything else. 😔

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good morning only to him. 😌🌻

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Where can I get the HD porn version of this?

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Q: Why do Marxists only drink poorly prepared tea? A: Because all proper tea is banned.

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are indians okay?

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Kanhiya is a modern day Marx who’ll re-write the Manifesto for the 21st Century...

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I have decided I will no longer be sad. Instead I will be sexually promiscuous.

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people do not have to read everything. people should only read one book for the rest of their lives and only think one thought a million times over.

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don't do podcasts if your voice isn't sexy. that's it. please stay in your limits.

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me and who

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men think women are so low and subhuman that when we suffer violence at their hands, they stoop down to our level.

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A man who hits a woman is a woman

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need someone to do this for me.

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I wasn't intending to engage with this ridiculously misinformed take on mental illness mostly because it's been refuted a million times but I come across this individual responsibility bullshit so often now it's impossible to ignore. Here's a thread on mental illness,

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anytime this particular oomfie tweets.

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