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Dos Minutos

4 years

This is truly one of the biggest honors I have ever received! I will never forget when Bo was on the Cowboys and had that 90 yard touchdown pass, during which he completely trucked John Offerdahl! Thanks, Bo and Almond Breeze!

Almond Breeze

@AlmondBreeze

4 years

. @dosminutos your the🐐of Almond Breeze tweets so we got the🐐 @BoJackson to wish you a Happy #NationalAlmondDay

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Dos Minutos

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4 years

Get well soon @Goran_Dragic - we love you, and thank you for leading us to the Finals. Watching this playoff run has been a privilege for all of us Heat fans.

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4 years

Today feels like a Miami Heat Finals game, except that if we don't win, we are dead.

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1 year

Lol, Mike Greenberg just said the Celtics are better than the Heat again.

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4 years

Tyler Herro's 28 footer in Marcus Smart's stupid face gave me MAXIMUM life.

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2 years

This Heat-Sixers series is going to be the most annoying five games of any of our lives.

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1 year

The moment Dame gets traded to the Heat is also the moment every single reporter starts explaining why this is actually a terrible trade for the Heat.

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4 years

That Bam block is one of the best plays in Heat history. Obviously.

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2 years

Tough loss for Spero Dedes and Grant Hill. Hope they can bounce back for Game 6.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

I Iove this Heat team with all my heart. Please don't let this be the last quarter. Let's go.

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@DosMinutos

3 years

Man, Jimmy Butler was so great during that run. Remember how happy he made us feel, at a time when we really needed it?

Austin

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3 years

One year ago today... Jimmy Butler put his body on the line in a gutsy performance during Game 5 of the 2020 NBA Finals. Butler tallied 35 points, 12 rebounds, 11 assists, and 5 steals while outdueling the greatest basketball player of our generation.

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@DosMinutos

1 year

Josh Richardson might play better than Gabe Vincent and Max Strus combined next season.

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@DosMinutos

5 years

Gabe Vincent is 5 minutes into his career and already has more total threes than Ben Simmons.

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@DosMinutos

2 years

I'm NOT saying the Heat should go get Kyrie Irving, at all. But I AM saying he is a guy who might be available for what they have to trade, and he fills a big need for them, which is the ability to go get his own bucket off the bounce against the best defenders in the world.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

Was the Celtics bubble run to the ECF a fluke? Sure seems so. They were uniquely qualified to flourish in the bubble, not really built for the regular NBA.

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@DosMinutos

1 year

This hurts Miami because Marcus Smart is terrible.

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1 year

Boston is trading Marcus Smart to Memphis, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium .

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@DosMinutos

4 years

It was a frustrating night but I think we all can agree that LeBron is annoying.

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@DosMinutos

1 year

Jimmy Butler practicing his three point stroke while standing motionless in the corner during offensive possessions made me laugh out loud.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

Lol, after this season, and this playoff run, and this series, I cannot believe people are mad at Spo. I get being frustrated, but good grief, man.

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@DosMinutos

1 year

Fyi, the Suns interest isn't real, it's a ploy by Washington to try to get Miami to increase its offer. Shams just doing the Wizards dirty work. Don't be fooled.

Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania

1 year

Developing: Washington is in serious talks with two finalists – Miami and Phoenix – on a Bradley Beal trade, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium . The Suns have emerged as a serious threat for Beal, who holds a no-trade clause.

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3 years

PJ Tucker is a perfect fit on the Bucks, he can stand in the corner and watch Giannis stumble into a spin move against three defenders, catch his weak, off-target kickout, and bounce a triple off the side of the backboard. Heat in 5.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

The Sixers lost 250 games on purpose over 4 seasons so they could max Tobias Harris, come in 6th place in their conference, and get bounced in the first round by their arch rivals. Some Heat fans thought this was a genius plan that Pat Riley should imitate!

Ira Winderman

@IraHeatBeat

4 years

How crazy was that 2017 NBA Draft? Donovan Mitchell at No. 13, Bam Adebayo at No. 14, John Collins at No. 19, OG Anunoby at No. 23, Kyle Kuzma at No. 27. Sometimes it's about more than the lottery balls.

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@DosMinutos

1 year

That's Giannis' 9th third foul.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

Man, the Heat are one win from the NBA Finals! Just to BE in this position, so exciting! I cannot wait for the game tonight. I am sure it will be a slog, like every high level playoff game, but if we tough this one out, man oh man....

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Dos Minutos

@DosMinutos

2 years

This is dumb, they already have Myles Turner, total waste of time.

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2 years

The Indiana Pacers are ‘engaged’ on trade talks centered around Myles Turner, per Woj

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CelticsNation (NBA Champions 🏆)

@CelticsTheis

1 year

No rings at 33 2-5 record in the finals all-time Only 18.2 PPG for his career 32% from 3 5-10 record in elimination games 58-57 record in the playoffs Scored less than 15 points 30 times in the playoffs Blew a 2-0 lead after winning the first 2 road games Bricks big shots

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@DosMinutos

4 years

I wish Mark Jackson would shut the hell up. Every time a Laker makes a 3, he says the Heat are giving up practice shots. Every time the Lakers break the paint, he says the the zone is extended too far out. So hard to figure out why no one will give him another coaching job.

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@DosMinutos

5 years

IT'S ALMOST LIKE KENDRICK NUNN IS GETTING BETTER AT BASKETBALL AS HIS ROOKIE SEASON GOES ON!!!

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@DosMinutos

4 years

To me, the Heat thoroughly outplayed the Bucks again tonight. Bucks were lucky to have chances at the end.

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Dos Minutos

@DosMinutos

10 months

This Duncan Robinson revival is one of the more enjoyable Heat basketball stories in recent memory. I also love watching Jaquez play. This has turned into a fun season so far, and for me, that's really what I want.

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Dos Minutos

@DosMinutos

4 years

Anthony Davis is fake hurt again. He has done this in every game in this series. He will be fine after the timeout, like always.

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Dos Minutos

@DosMinutos

4 years

Of course I will watch the whole game, but in case some of you don't, I want to say how much I enjoyed experiencing this whole season w you. It was absolutely amazing in an otherwise brutal year. Thank you to all for the great fun. Maybe the most joyous Heat season ever.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

I don't need to shower today because I was drenched in Culture last night. Don't want to wash it off.

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@DosMinutos

6 years

Dwyane Wade is easily the best player in NBA history never to win an MVP.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

For a giant human, Anthony Davis spends a lot of time rolling around on the floor writhing in pain from things that he is, moments later, absolutely fine from. Just saying.

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@DosMinutos

1 year

Weird the Celtics were able to complain and get Embiid's shot clock basket reversed like 14 possessions later, but the Heat are still waiting for Gabe Vincent's two points.

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Dos Minutos

@DosMinutos

4 years

Jimmy trade + contract is already worth it forever, right? No matter what happens from here. You don't go to the Finals that often.

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@DosMinutos

5 years

What? The Heat are back into second place? I thought the season was over after the Knicks loss?

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@DosMinutos

4 years

Heat Twitter, I love you all. Let's go to The Finals, where we belong.

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@DosMinutos

6 years

LeBron doesn't have this, an actual home franchise & fan base where he is unconditionally loved. I'm sure he doesn't care, but I'm glad we have Dwyane and he has us.

Brendan Tobin

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6 years

Oh man is someone cutting onions in here? What is wrong with my eyes?

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Dos Minutos

@DosMinutos

4 months

Finally - FINALLY - the perfect big man next to Bam in the Heat's front court!

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@DosMinutos

4 years

Is this legit the most joyous run in the entire history of the Heat, this 10-1 playoff run? Other playoffs also had grueling, anxiety-inducing losses - we are on a 3 week wave of ecstasy. Was the 27 wins in a row better? Maybe just different...

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@DosMinutos

2 months

Hearing from sources that there is a way the Heat could get BOTH Markkanen AND DeRozan!

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@DosMinutos

2 years

I just turned on the TV and before I could mute it, I heard Mike Greenberg say the Celtics have an edge tonight due to their historically superior record in Game 7s, because that isn't the stupidest analysis of all time.

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@DosMinutos

2 years

Don't see how the Heat recover from this loss. See you next season.

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Dos Minutos

@DosMinutos

5 years

Oh, interesting that Rick Carlisle admitted Spo outcoached him, specifically citing the zone as taking the Mavs out of their rhythm. I guess Rick Carlisle doesn't follow enough members of Heat Twitter.

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@DosMinutos

3 years

Never forget how terrible Gabe Vincent was, and through constant haranguing from all of us at Heat Twitter, he decided to turn his career around. It wasn't ALL us, Gabe definitely had a hand in it, but it shows how powerful Heat Culture is.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

Goran is such a fucking lifer. Keeper of the Culture.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

@GregSylvander Riley is definitely slipping, Heat have not even made the Finals since the last Finals ended.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

Man, I was fine last night, but I just woke up at 530 am feeling so sad. Not really because the Heat lost, but because the adventure is over. It will never be quite the same again, things always change. I loved watching this group play basketball, it was a true privilege.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

WHO GAVE UP? WHO THE FUCK GAVE UP?!!! CULTURE! YEAAAHHHH!!!

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Dos Minutos

@DosMinutos

5 years

"A Miami team with one star and massive cap space is scary."

Zach Lowe

@ZachLowe_NBA

5 years

My initial reaction to Kawhi Leonard, Paul George, and whatever the hell else happened in the wee hours:

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@DosMinutos

4 years

That Butler pass to Crowder for the dagger 3 was fire. And Goran set a strong screen on Giannis to trigger it. Goran's set a ton of great, late screens in these playoffs. Butler had his hand in the air trotting down the court celebrating before the ball even left Jae's hand.

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@DosMinutos

1 year

One reason Celtics fans are upset about the Dame situation is that I am starting to hear rumors that Jason Tatum wants out of Boston.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

I am so f-ing happy Jimmy Butler is on the Heat, he has the f-ing guts, no fear. Ballplayer.

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@DosMinutos

3 years

To be fair, tonight's Heat-Sixers game would have been alot more competitive if Ben Simmons had played.

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@DosMinutos

1 year

The Portland Trailblazers are ruining the off-season. Nobody is enjoying this, not Dame, not Heat Twitter, Portland fans, Adam Silver, Hubie Brown, NO ONE. This Cronin guy is a plague upon all of us, just give us Dame already, you dillweed....

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@DosMinutos

7 years

If Hayward has the guts, he will sign w Heat + go to Finals. If not, he will sign w Celts, we will re-sign the guys WITH guts + go anyways.

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Dos Minutos

@DosMinutos

1 year

Breaking news: Brad Beal WILL be a member of the Miami Heat next season! I have this story first for @DeucesPodcast as always! Don't forget to credit me when it happens!

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@DosMinutos

4 years

THIS HEAT TEAM GIVES ZERO MOTHERFUCKING FUCKS!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!

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@DosMinutos

1 year

Hearing that today might be the day we could see a Damian Lillard trade.

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3 years

When is the next Heat game? This is boring.

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@DosMinutos

2 years

Kyle Lowry-Trae Young matchup was pretty much a draw tonight.

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@DosMinutos

5 years

What?!! The Celtics lost to the Wizards? I thought the Heat were the only team to ever lose a game to a team with a worse record. This score must be a mistake, but just in case, we should Fire Spo.

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@DosMinutos

3 years

Spo is going to burn out UD by the all star break at this rate.

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@DosMinutos

3 years

If the Heat end up with Lowry, that is going to be a lot of pressure on @gnavas103 because if Lowry doesn't lead us to the Finals - like Goran Dragic did, btw - we are all holding Giancarlo personally responsible.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

I feel happy for Kendrick. We are getting pounded somewhat, but he's out here, in the NBA Finals, making a play or two. That's pretty amazing.

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@DosMinutos

5 years

Wow, they named a team after Hassan!

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@DosMinutos

4 years

This isn't a shot at him, but I am almost at the point where I forget Ira covers the Heat, and when I see a tweet by him, I am surprised. Ethan and Alf and Trop and Leif do such a great job covering the team, that's all I need. Okay, goodnight.

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10 months

I never thought Duncan was going to climb out of that hole and become a real NBA rotation player again. I feel so happy for him.

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@DosMinutos

1 year

I like this Jaime Jaquez, he seems very pleasant, and I like how he looked big time reporters like @BradyHawk305 right in the eye, considered their questions, and then gave a thoughtful answer. So far he is a-okay with me.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

You don't call a collision at the rim, then LeBron gets a touch foul in transition? That hurts.

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@DosMinutos

1 year

If Cronin sends Dame anywhere but Miami, nerds online will champion him as a "new-era gm tough enough to take on players and win." But then when he gets fired because he doesn't turn the Blazers around, those same nerds will say, "he was dumb not to accept Miami's offer."

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4 years

JIMMY MOTHERFUCKING BUTLER IS STRAIGHT FUCKING MILK!!!

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4 years

Man, it's weird, I don't see too many tweets about how great Spo's rotations were tonight. Maybe I am just missing them? It almost seems like people only like to talk about rotations when the Heat lose, hmmm.

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1 year

This is disappointing because I assumed we were going to win every game forever.

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5 years

@Pappiness @realDonaldTrump Sarah Huckabee Sanders has children? Good lord, that is unfortunate.

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4 years

Man, how are the Miami Heat hanging in this game without KZ Okpala? Great team effort to overcome him and Jim Butler being out.

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5 years

MIAMI HEAT 14-5 ONE TIME ON THE ROAD FOR THE CULTURRRRE!

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@DosMinutos

5 years

Man, how tough are the Heat? They win the game, end up in OT on a totally bizarre bad luck play, immediately get behind in OT, then Goran and Bam bully in layups over Embiid to win the game again. Culture.

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@DosMinutos

1 month

Fuck every person slandering Kamala Harris as a "dei hire," for one, just say the word, and two, as someone married to a strong, accomplished black woman, if you think this country just gives shit to black women out of the goodness of its heart, you are fucking out of your mind.

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@DosMinutos

7 years

Not to be corny, but thank you to everyone on Heat Twitter. It is so much fun to go through a season with you all.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

None of us are going to be able to sleep tonight, too much culture racing through our veins.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

I don't know how long it can last, but I am approaching this game with the mindset to enjoy the moment, and not get too wound up. It could be several months until the Heat make the Finals again, so have to savor this one.

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4 years

Duncan had 26 points AND a tip dunk AND drew a charge in space against LeBron in transition, nearly dying in the process. Legend.

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@DosMinutos

2 years

To me the Heat are making a mistake by not going at Embiid relentlessly. Make him defend over and over.

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1 year

One underrated factor in the Heat's game one victory is that the Boston Garden is such an easy place to play. Fans are kinda lame, not very loud, and leave early. It was deathly quiet in there much of the second half, pretty comfortable place for the visiting team.

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@DosMinutos

4 years

This was utterly ridiculous. Man, @GregSylvander what have we unearthed in this kid?

Bleacher Report

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Tyler Herro brought out the jelly 🍇

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1 year

The Heat are in the Finals powered by the great play of Caleb Martin and Duncan Robinson, just like we all expected when the playoffs started. Never really in doubt.

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4 years

Gordon Hayward trucked Kelly O like he was a Capitol security guard.

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2 years

I should be getting ready for work right now, but I heard Jokic was voted NBA MVP, not me. Still lying in bed, feeling pretty down. Will probably do a crappy job today, hope somebody notices my distress.

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4 years

Miami is the best team in the east, and it isn't particularly close. This isn't college, you have to beat a team four times, not comparable.

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Idk who said it on here, but Miami really is that No. 5 seed that makes a great Final Four run but gets blasted in the national Semifinal vs. the top overall seed.

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1 year

Lol, some Heat fans wanted the Heat front office fired because they didn't get Donovan Mitchell, and he couldn't even beat this Knicks team.

Ken LaVicka

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1 year

heat just completely outworking knicks through four games. how soft were the cavs, man?

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7 years

Josh Richardson may be the best shot-blocking guard the Heat have ever had.

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1 year

Doris Burke is rooting for the Knicks, very annoying. She wanted free throws for the Knicks on a rebound that was caroming all over the place, and dismissed the possibility of a foul on an open field tackle of Jimmy Butler. I believe she is from the NY area, unsurprising.

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3 years

The NBA is better with Mario Chalmers in it. I Iove that dude forever, all he ever did was entertain us, and win championships.

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4 years

"In my mind, Covid is all Rudy Gobert's fault. I've never forgiven him." - my wife

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3 years

@realStanVG @JuliusCesar25 Coach, I said it at the time, and I stand by it now: I don't think you should have maxed out Andre Drummond. My name is @hottakeharry , and I am willing to own this opinion.

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1 year

Call the trade off, we are keeping Jovic and Jaquez. Don't even need Dame.

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1 year

I know the Dame situation is confusing right now, but one thing we can all agree on is that if the Heat do not get Dame, 100% of the blame belongs to @EthanJSkolnick for asserting all along the Heat would get him.

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11 years

Joe Johnson questionable for Nets' game wednesday in utah with a "still finishing three point contest."

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