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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

3 years

i love you

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

WHAT

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

1 year

you've got 2 hours and 0 friends to return my banana hoard greg

greg

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1 year

You’ve got 12 hours and 3 friends to eat every banana in here for $10,000. Who you choosing?

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Donkey Kong

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3 years

what the fuck

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

1 year

fuck mario

Nintendo of America

@NintendoAmerica

1 year

The rivalry that heated up on the Game Boy Advance system reignites in an updated version of Mario vs. Donkey Kong! Coming to #NintendoSwitch on Feb. 16, 2024. #NintendoDirect

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

uh oh guys looks like i am a baby version of myself now this is so cute and funny hahahaha you will now purchase donkey kong country tropical freeze for the nintendo switch

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

the adoption was a success i am now your dad lets go home and eat bananas kid

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

cranky kong has passed away

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

2 years

ATTENTION EVERYONE FUNKY KONG IS IN THE MOVIE I REPEAT FUNKY KONG IS IN THE MOVIE

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

10 months

i know where you live

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

4 years

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

in 5 minutes i will collide with the earth

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

3 years

im sorry guys i was just so hungry and there was no food in the whole jungle i had to cook and eat diddy kong i do not regret it at all but im still really sorry :(

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

3 years

UPDATE donkey kong country has been obliterated by a nuclear explosive government officials have this to say: “oops”

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

3 years

someone please help us they removed the brakes on all of our karts we have been driving in circles for weeks and i think toad smashed in to a wall

IGN

@IGN

3 years

Mario Kart 9 is reportedly in "active development," and will allegedly feature a "new twist."

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

i used to think my life was a tragedy but now i realize its a donkey kong country

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

6 years

first day at my new job there is no oxygen i am going to drown

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

2 years

no new games means no money. i sold my cheeks for 40 dollars

sleepr

@sleeprhit_

2 years

what the FUCK happened.

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

nintendo had to cut our budget for this new donkey kong country game so they just dropped us off on this highway and told us to find something interesting to do king k rool got hit by a car

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

2 years

just bought twitter

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

help

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

4 years

help

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

4 years

hey guys ive been asking around at nintendo and i think i can safely say ive figured out the 5 remaining dlc fighters for super smash bros ultimate lets just say funky kong fans are in for a real treat

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

i am waiting at your door to greet you after a long day of hard work

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Donkey Kong

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5 years

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

where the fuck am i

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

wait who the fuck is that

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

i have finally figured out how to get in to your house i am going to come in and eat all of your food

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

i have taken spider-man hostage in this big metal cage and i will not release him unless i get 4 million bananas

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

4 years

well guys i think its time i retire from twitter and go back to being a full time banana collector ive had a lot of fun here for over a whole year and im glad i made lots of people happy oh and i still might retweet cool dk stuff here sometimes 🍌thanks and see you around🍌

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

just got done having sex

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

4 years

wrong this statue was removed months ago and replaced with a bowser one i cant believe people still think its ok to lie about donkey kong statues being stolen in 2020

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

i have purchased disney in its entirety for 3 dollars

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

9 months

you are going in the hoard

LonelyGoomba

@LonelyGoomba

9 months

Donkey Kong is literally a hoarder. He needs an intervention.

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

4 years

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

lanky kong died

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

today is my fourth birthday party but the only person that showed up is goku from dragon ball z

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

10 months

IM GONNA GET YOU OUTTA THERE

peely

@realripepeely

10 months

@DonkeyKongApe HELP THEY TURNED ME LEGO

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

it has been 1 year and i am still eating this banana

Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

6 years

eating a banana

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

4 years

JUST AS ANTICIPATED THE KONG HAS BEEN LOCATED SO LONG HAVE WE WAITED DONKEY KONG COUNTRY ACTIVATED

Nintendo of America

@NintendoAmerica

4 years

Three more titles will be added to the #NES & #SNES – #NintendoSwitchOnline collection on 7/15, including #DonkeyKong Country! Super NES – Nintendo Switch Online: ・Donkey Kong Country ・Natsume Championship Wrestling NES – Nintendo Switch Online: ・The Immortal

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

just found out about sex

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

this donkey kong 64 remake is really weird why is there piano music everywhere

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

4 years

hey guys good news they finally let me be in a new paper mario game :) the bad news is i cant feel my arms or legs

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

the eiffel towers reign of terror ends here

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

why do people say there is a big smash bros mansion that the fighters hang out in when we are not battling nintendo keeps all of us in a shed with no food or water and locks the door until they need us again

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

@RealKingKRool i am encouraging you to start running

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

your 5 minutes are over its time

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

you may be wondering how i was able to afford my own entire ski resort in mario kart wii well lets just say that i have never payed my taxes in my entire life

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

4 years

just realized there hasnt been a completely new donkey kong game in more than 6 years

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

4 years

listen to me. we dont have much time. i need you to eat this donkey kong 64 cartridge as fast as you possibly can. i dont care how bad it tastes you need to do it. diddy kongs life depends on whether or not you can eat this cartridge in the next 30 seconds

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Donkey Kong

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

king k rool has taped me to a nuclear bomb and dropped me from 1000 feet in the air above new york

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

4 years

hey can i borrow money from someone for an xbox game pass it is important

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

thinking about goku

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

this man breaks in to my treehouse every year and gives me a bunch of rocks for no reason i am going to put an end to this villains rampage

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

i think the world would be a lot better if everyone was donkey kong

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IGN

@IGN

5 years

NASA has confirmed that a 'potentially hazardous' asteroid is hurtling towards Earth at an incredible speed.

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

@RealKingKRool i am coming to your house

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

if you go in to your bathroom at 3 am and say donkey kong three times i will appear in your mirror and say banana

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

3 years

this is BULLSHIT nintendo put me on a "temporary leave" because "watching johnny test at full volume during a meeting" is apparently "against company policy" they have gone way too far this time guys

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

1 year

i will have to do something about this rate limit

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

wow this guy is gonna give me free candy if i get in his van things are finally starting to look up for me

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

2 years

if you ever make me angry i will fucking go red mode

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

i am going to destroy new york city if i am not given my bananas

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

fuck chocolate

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

training with my best friend goku in super smash brothers brawl im so glad sakurai decided to put him in after fans asked for him so much its weird that he made him dlc for a game from 2008 instead of ultimate but i am not complaining

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

oops i went to hell

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

i have secretly been sonic the hedgehog for the past 28 years

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

wait never mind diddy told me he was just sleeping my bad guys at least the burial went pretty well

Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

cranky kong has passed away

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

3 years

santa gave me three whole new diddy kongs after i destroyed my old one this is the best christmas ever

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

i sailed too far from my island and now i am trapped in the middle of the ocean with no food or water for the love of god please help me

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

lets just say that donkey kong barrel blast fans are in for a real treat during this livestream

Nintendo Versus

@NintendoVS

5 years

Join Super #SmashBrosUltimate director Masahiro Sakurai on 1/16 at 6am PT for a roughly 35 minute video livestream featuring an in-depth look at an upcoming DLC fighter, which he will unveil in the video!

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Donkey Kong

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Donkey Kong

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5 years

wow funky kong just pulled a really funny prank on my house using matches and gasoline good one buddy classic funky

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

1 year

i cant live like this anymore. i have to learn

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

everywhere i go i see his face...

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

4 years

bad news guys im going to have to close down the donkey kong store because sales have been extremely low lately i guess no one wants to leave their house to buy a donkey kong anymore :(

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

candy kong got something called an onlyfans i dont know what that is but i support her

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

2 years

sorry i wasnt sure where i was and the sight of a gaming youtuber made me go feral

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2 years

I stayed up all night by the fireplace waiting for santa, but instead Donkey Kong came down the chimney and beat the shit out of me and my family

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

wow i have been transported to a flash sprite animation series from 2006 and i found this cool rock. maybe this blue guy will know what it is.

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@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

funky kong and i are throwing rocks at sonic the hedgehog

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

maybe if i light myself on fire king k rool wont be able to steal my bananas. i am in incredible pain

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

4 years

boo

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

oh boy i found a bunch of cotton candy in the walls of my attic i cant wait to eat it all

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

i am trapped in an arena with many bloodthirsty warriors they are armed with clubs and dangerous projectiles i may not make it out of here alive

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

i turned myself in to a cumulonimbus cloud

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Donkey Kong

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5 years

goku and i are going to area 51 to eat all of the sand

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

5 years

i have failed to stop skull kid from destroying termina with the moon and i forgot how to play the ocarina of time someone please get me out of this n64 game before i am obliterated

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Donkey Kong

@DonkeyKongApe

2 years

shake shack bathroom fighting for my life

Uncle Al

@TheUncleAlShow

2 years

Where the fuck is he

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