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@GoodReddit At least it's a step up from Sour Meat.

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@GoodReddit That's actually a 3 sentence horror story with improper punctuation.

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@GreenTextRepost I was hanging out with this cute girl, drinking at night. She said she wasn't tired enough to sleep and that we should find something to do to tire ourselves out. I suggested we could go for a run.

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@thechosenberg It's totally a choice. I don't understand how some of my friends can just start dating other people right after getting out of a relationship. Feels like you need time to reset and re-find yourself so you don't bring things from previous relationships into new ones.

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@RepMGP The guy made the patents public already. This is not sincere.

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@SIMSIOUSLY I thought artists wrote their own bios. 🤔

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@GarrettPetersen The Expanse. Mars rebels kill tones of people. Same with the spacer rebels. Both are a bit relatable, and then how evil they are becomes more apparent.

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@sentdefender "Unauthorized" is a weird word to use in this context. Kinda saying the quiet part outloud.

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@goofxist I wonder if she means 3/10 or 3/5. Min 3/5 is crazy. You might as well not have reviews.

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@SCHIZO_FREQ Especially with that lisp. Adds a whole other level to it.

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@broztitute @bear_rsa Grab it from the bottom and shake it back and forth erratically like you're playing Mortal Kombat

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@Sietchposting As the second Leto II, does that make him the fourth Leto or the third?

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@PeopleLackin As long as everyone is happy, everyone can be happy. Poor girl was just feeling left out.

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@ReignOfPride Is her name "Mom"?

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@britthates Jizz Farmer? I don't like it.

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@AliquisNovus05 The trans always hate real women.

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@TheCriticalDri2 I think it's a Russian lesbian pop duo from the early 2000s.

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@brndxix Have you seen other country's politics? This is tame compared to Latin America or East Block.

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@TokenFredo @thechosenberg Sex and dating, obviously.

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@picsthatg0hard_ Streisand effect. This does not go hard either.

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@BigMeanInternet I'm the reason it says "Do not eat." on those yummy packets inside shoeboxes.

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@fesshole She was right not to trust the gays, it seems.

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@eyeslasho @Andy68580664 "It's propaganda, and it never happened. But also, white people did it."

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@wanyeburkett It took me months in court to get rid of my last tenant for not paying rent, and the place was a disaster after they left. Left a giant utility bill too.

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@EricRichards22 And that's why we love her. She could never steal my boyfriend, and if she did, they would be unhappy enough that it would inspire a #1 album. Also the album would mean more to me than the BF.

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@lilgrapefruits I reject the premise

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@LoFiRepublican Free samples? Low prices? The hottie in the Deli department? I don't get it.

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@realonlineboy Ok. But how was the bathroom? Maybe it's just commentary on how great it is.

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@BigTucsonDad This is a widely accepted truth. This is not controversial or even debatable.

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@truewagner For those who want to know, he ran a funeral home and re-used things like clothes and caskets. He passed the savings onto customers. He was a very kind man. We will miss him.

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@boysbeingboys It's hard to believe it's real.

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@thechosenberg Ass used to be a mystery. One had to extrapolate from legs.

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@fesshole Why are all these British posts about shtting yourself? Is that a big problem over there?

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@GreenTextRepost The next night, she claimed I didn't like her, and I told her I disagreed. We ended up making out on the beach for a bit right before I slept with her friend and she slept with my friend. So there's still a happy ending.

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@fesshole I once worked with someone who was rumored to get 365 pairs of socks from his mother every year for his birthday. I couldn't imagine such luxury.

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@kirstymontgome4 I actually once bought someone a ticket. He said how could it be a scam as it could only be used to get home. After I bought it, he said "Haha. My mom gave me money for a ticket, but now I can spend it on candy." I felt he earned it and was not upset. Was outplayed.

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@pegobry_en I don't know if it's a lie as much as it's extremely rare. If they are divorced but now suddenly happy, functional people, it would be better than horrible, nonfunctional people in a marriage. It's just extremely rare that divorce suddenly changes people like that.

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@Liv_Agar In my twenties, about half my friends were lesbians. About a third to a quarter of them are now married to men and have babies.

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@felonyfuckbuddy Applying for min wage jobs when you have 2 degrees is a sign that you suck at the 2 things you are best at. Better to just say you dropped out of high school.

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@slimeguyethan We are a more diverse culture than we are given credit for. But which one is which?

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@VaughnWest61 @ReignOfPride The tentacle saved them from themselves.

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@jonathanchait This is absolutely perfect. What better way to show how completely unserious these articles can be.

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@NaHulloChitto @JoshuaPHilll You should start a shovel company and put them out of business. Piece of cake.

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@ArtemR I'm a Tesla fanboy, and I like these posts. Anything that needs to be improved should be investigated. A lot of these posts are unfair, but this one is definitely fair. FSD has issues in low visibility conditions. They might want to slow down in these conditions, but it seems

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@historyinmemes Imma still check my panties

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@stawby2 @Liv_Agar Message is that kind of stuff is fluid, so don't sweat it. You're not abnormal.

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@ramzpaul This is so backwards! It's the women grabbing my butt in the pool 98% of the time. Such propaganda...

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I bought a pack of "wildflower seeds" and planted them in my garden. Turns out they were just seeds for invasive weeds. Still trying to get rid of them.

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@RichardHanania This is the way to go. This is how everyone did it until 15 years ago. This is basic human interaction, and you should practice and get good at it. There is much less competition now than ever before. The bar is so low now.

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@snowttrpg These are all fair rules. This is all just basic common courtesy and basic game rules. Imagine rolling before saying what you are rolling for.

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@UsingLyft Maybe he is just being respectful of your username. You specifically requested this.

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@Aella_Girl I feel like whichever is worse is the one that the wife would be most mad at. I can think of different relationships where either one could be the "worst".

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@crazyinteract "..and these are called the threads. They go across the long skinny part with all these metal lines. This is called the waffle bar. And you strum it with this little piece of plastic called the flicker."

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@autistinquisitr Sounds like something a murderous fascist would say.

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@DeepDishEnjoyer They should be divorced.

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@MarioNawfal Someone said this. It would be nice to have it confirmed or denied. Not really the most reliable source, but it's hard to not think this is what happened.

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Sniper claims the reason he was so delayed is the head of the SS refused to give the order to take out the shooter. WTF

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@razibkhan This reminds me of the video where someone cheers on protesters right before they put rocks through his window. "But I'm on your side," he screams in confusion.

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@cremieuxrecueil %1 of the US budget is a huge number

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@KingKaiserX @mask_bastard Your generation is lost. I'm sorry.

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@fesshole This actually makes me feel safer.

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@JasonKPargin We had a family tradition where we all got together and decorated Christmas cookies every year. We would decorate them as something other than what they were meant to be. Best ones include turning a turkey into Queen Elizabeth and an angel into a sperm whale complete with sperms.

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@LawReading @RRR0BYN This is more likely the reason you are doomed to be single forever.

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@someonerandom49 @bimbolina_ Spanish does. In German too, and it translates the same. It's übermorgen or over-morning/overmorrow

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@AutismCapital What are you talking about? This is one of the newer episodes in the new arena. They are filming the new season now. It's in full swing. They even have a flying drone bot that drops fire bombs in the minor leagues. They even had a spinoff show a couple years ago.

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@RichardHanania Some of this is a bit misleading as some of the cultures here take both last names.

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@weirddalle This makes me sad.

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@hammlittle Me taking a shit after eating the entire taco bell menu

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@Styx_Boatman @SamTLevin I think she replied to her own tweet like 20 times so that people would give up scrolling before they got to all the responses showing it's all bullsht.

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@ConfusingImages I think it's an armpit/shoulder.

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@jacobin So forced work camps under threat of imprisonment instead of optional work under threat of poverty. Doesn't sound like an improvement.

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@martyrmade I feel like if this were true, there wouldn't still be people shooting rpgs at the IDF. There has to be at least a couple enemy combatants left.

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@Provokethoughtz Male nurse, male nanny, male housewife. Sometimes it makes sense to add the qualifier.

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@itslaybtc @Johnson_Mcfly @PapiiSteez Nothing you want any part of.

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@AngelaBelcamino Statistically, women with more mental health issues are rated higher in bed. Anecdotally, seems like conservative women are less adventurous or have a bigger list of "no"s.

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@imbethmccoll Lonely guys are usually lonely for a reason, and that reason is usually low emotional intelligence. It is also, unfortunately, a self-perpetuating cycle. No friends means they never learn.

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@Qqq96916640 @LoFiRepublican Oh man. Not the Costco I go to. Must be an American thing.

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@TylerGlaiel Oh I get it now. I was just going to post the number 90,000.

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@martyrmade @willchamberlain What is that number though? I mean if they killed one person that year and none in the years before that, the above statement would still be true.

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@ZeroSuitCamus Next time I go to a techno event, I am going to just sit down and clap along. It might be time to bring that back.

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@MostlyPeacefull @BBCBreakfast If mega mind and eraser head had a baby

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@roywoodjr What do you think doubling down is?

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@anon_opin I know people that had free housing but still ended up homeless. Either they trashed the place and got kicked out, or they got so high they never made it home, up until the point they were so out of it for so long, they wouldn't have even been able to remember where they lived.

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@FelipeDiPoi You can bring anything to the lava. We roasted marshmallows. The group a couple days before us died horribly, so you have to be careful.

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@mr_ooptimistic @GarrettPetersen Book really gets into it more.

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@anon_opin When has privatizing farms ever gone wrong?

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@mattxiv They are protesting you, not the state.

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@cgoidel1 @billmaher I hate this mentality. If you have real value, you will be missed. Your absence should be enough. You want to make everyone suffer for your gain and not their own. No mention of camera ops or grips in your demands. Just you. But they suffer.

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@RichardHanania I would regularly have after-parties at my house, inviting dozens of people, never planning to hook-up. 100% of the time a girl said, out of the blue, "Ok, but I'm not sleeping with you", we would end up sleeping together. As soon as I was ok with a no, her answer changed to yes.

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@A_nu_bi_S @AliquisNovus05 Could have fooled me

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@OnlySams101 @LokiLusts4u @GoodReddit For sure. Google this one and see what you get. This is a Reddit question. I would Google directions or the population of France.

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@Aella_Girl I slept with my wife the day we met. I then re-introduced myself to her the following week when we met for the second time. She wasn't impressed.

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@solastsummer2 @GarrettPetersen Yeah. The good ones are more speratests than rebels though. Fred Johnson, Dawes, Drummer all worked with the UN for belter rights.

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@BobbieS12529218 @truewagner

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@truewagner For those who want to know, he ran a funeral home and re-used things like clothes and caskets. He passed the savings onto customers. He was a very kind man. We will miss him.

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@Happidapp @Lazarbeam @MrBeast Wtf. There must be different types of both. Here maltesers taste like a*s. Whoopers have a nice crispy center.

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@DmitriyLeybel @jonatanpallesen I feel like there are a lot of specious studies saying it doesn't work, similar to aromatherapy. Both make some crazy claims, such as curing cancer. A study will test this claim and find it to be false and claim it therefore doesn't work at all, ignoring things that obviously

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@TakeThatBro About a dozen other people at once.

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@OMGIluvthatsong @RealEmirHan Trilogy?! I'm missing out on two probably great movies.

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@TheCensoredRock She is trying not to laugh at a few of those, I can feel it in my nuggets.

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@fesshole When me and my friend walked down the street by all the bars, it was just full of couples fighting. There was a couple fighting with each other every couple meters. Made our night.

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@newyawksurvivor @eigenrobot This guy doesn't even know he just made it 10x better.

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