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Divi
4 months
Minted lamb.
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Divi
4 months
Saved a man from hyperthermia on boxing day 5 years ago and became really good friends with him (he's 74). Would sit and have a pint with him in the pub as he was lonely and loved hearing about his younger days. Found out he's passed away. Rip Roger will have a pint later 🖤
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Divi
4 months
Fucking hell... My mom's got me an Easter egg for the first time in 27 years! I'm thinking it's because I'm now single and she's taking pity on me 😂
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Divi
2 months
@AnniexxKaren Vaginal dryness 😂😂😂😂
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Divi
4 months
Got a DM... Why don't you ever smile... Here you fucking go The top btw
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Divi
4 months
She's reaaaaady! This outfit needs a new memory.
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Divi
2 months
Gym stinks like sweaty fanny this morning and it's not mine.
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Divi
2 months
Any sweaty fannys about?
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Divi
3 months
Ok hen party ready. My head is going to die tomorrow
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Divi
3 months
That prosecco was not prosecco 🤣
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Divi
2 months
Not black.
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2 months
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3 months
Black, black and more black🖤 Happy Saturday
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Divi
2 months
A bit G.I Jane this morning. Happy Friday.
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Divi
2 months
Bit of colour 💚
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Divi
4 months
Job interview today.
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Divi
3 months
Five day streak 🎉🎉🥳
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Divi
1 month
Snapped by the 13 year old. Wine?
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Divi
2 months
Smiling through pain today.
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Divi
2 months
Sex
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Name an addiction other than drugs and alcohol.
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Divi
1 month
Just been smacked with two fines for taking my boys on holiday. Better than paying an additional £2K to go two weeks later 💅🏻
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Divi
4 months
Gym'll fix it... AGAIN.
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Divi
3 months
Tuesday work face. Unimpressed
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Divi
2 months
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Divi
3 months
Don't know how I've made it here today on a two day sesh and being up all night with a poorly son, but I did.
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Divi
4 months
Not me excited about the new gym attire 🙃🙃🙃
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Divi
3 months
We gyming or what?
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Divi
3 months
Frustration station.. so we gym.
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Divi
3 months
Me paa 🖤 my best mate.
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Divi
3 months
Just a bit of me 🖤
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Divi
24 days
There's a guy here, overweight, can tell he's got no confidence & every time he gets up to get a drink this lass is looking at him in disgust &laughing. She's the equivalent of a bulldog chewing a fucking wasp she's had that much Botox and filler in her fucking face, horrid woman
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Divi
2 months
I'm not falling for it.
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Divi
1 month
Dead 💀
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Divi
3 months
My Friday face 😀 Gym, work, more gym, glass of wine, sesh tomorrow. Sounds doable.
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Divi
4 months
Needed that this morning 🖤
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Divi
4 months
Cheers 🍻
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Divi
3 months
Last one of the week before I go out and ruin my life at the weekend.
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Divi
4 months
Facts.
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Divi
4 months
Seems reasonable
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Divi
3 months
My dad's birthday today, he's phoned me to "make sure" I go out later as he knows we'll sesh and my mom can't get mad that he's staying out if I'm drinking with him 😂😂 always a plan in place.
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Divi
3 months
Currently helping a guy find his lost kitty
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4 months
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3 months
Dying but happy 🖤
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Divi
2 months
He found out about the trainers. Turned the kitchen tap on knowing the water would go cold in the shower whilst I'm in there and fucked off to school, then text me "get a life". Did I mention he's 10 😂😂
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Divi
2 months
Sums me up.
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Divi
2 months
Opened a bank account for my 14 year old son last week and dropped a few bob in for him, got home from work today and he's brought me this bracelet with his money. Sweetest thing ever 🖤
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Divi
3 months
Not black clothing... A spot of Colour in this glorious sunshine.
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Divi
2 months
Angry because I asked if she's Kevin or Marcus.
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Divi
4 months
People who drink Carling still sleep in bed with their Mum.
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Divi
4 months
My new garden feature.
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Divi
3 months
Gym?
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Divi
3 months
Big coat energy is back! How can it be 18°c one day and 5°c the next? Oh yeah - we're in the UK 🥴
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Divi
4 months
Hanging 🥴🥴
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Divi
2 months
What in the Jimmy Saville is this?
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Divi
3 months
I'm so single that if I was Chinese, my name would be Lon Lee.
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Divi
3 months
They exist 😂
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Divi
3 months
Horny at work is not the one.
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Divi
2 months
There are two pigeons on my garden fence mating. I'm sat at home alone wishing I was a fucking pigeon right now.
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Divi
4 months
A door to door salesman has just knocked at my house and asked if my mom and dad are home 😂😂 mate I left home 20 years ago.
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Divi
3 months
Proof I lick the lettuce
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3 months
Proof that she licks lettuce 🥬 @Divi_11177
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Divi
3 months
Morning.
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Divi
3 months
Pub?
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Divi
4 months
😂😂
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Divi
1 month
I'm dead 💀💀💀 My 10 year old just shouted to his eldest brother "Ben! I got your skid marks away with my piss" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Divi
2 months
Almost holiday ready and that.
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