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Pinned tweet! ———————— @Gdtwtprison (PRISON) @Dumpertron2476 (dumpy acc) @8absUvulawho (priv) @Dlstractability (alt) Discord: distractophile ———————— Favorite things: GREEN DAY BLINK-182 THE OFFSPRING SMILING FRIENDS FOO FIGHTERS SMASHING PUMPKINS ANGELS & AIRWAVES
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@ahmetkeakca @Craftiest_ Oh my! He’s.. he’s won Reddit!!!!!!
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How it feels to love Allan and DJ Spit at the same time
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Alan diss preview 🤫🤫🤫
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what’s an INSANE 4 album run?
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“When we were recording ‘Dookie’ our manager told us we’ve made a skipless masterpiece, but we remembered we’re independent people and kinda rebelled and added a skip on it.” - Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day) on their song ‘Chump’
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@EGA_Kaaa @youtube_good_ I’m sorry, but.. Extremely rare macho man L..
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Favorite Green Day album??
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@JadenJTW Jaden Williams is a bad guy?
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Billie could you turn around rq
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@fckeveryword Andrew tates strongest warrior 💪💪
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Doctor: you have 4602 minutes to live Me:
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@DakeRapper You shall come out victorious dake
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@Strongshelled @dinosaurs1970 @TwitterSupport Nahh why you gotta tattletale bruh like 💀
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@LordSciutto @cory_hedgehog Skibidi toilet is older then bro
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@NegevHavaNagila @NathanielBandy_ Aren’t you a Zionist? Go back to being wrong
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How it feels to listen to Prosthetic Head
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Guys I make banners now!! Who wants a banner made by ME??? (These are some examples)
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I named 4
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@Shneezuz Holy based
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Yall fw the new banner⁉️
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Ruben sim is a bald pedophile
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@Peetaaaahh You are not Peter griffin
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Ratio
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@SpotifySnapshot @GreenDay Snapshot who the fuck cares about green day please stop posting them 😭
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I might’ve changed my tune on Kerplunk.
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@HeyItsScrappy @ChiefofIsaac Hopefully he’s married to a big booty black women now..
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@CultOfHooodies The imitator twat is back, start the mass bans
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@ShokoDraws @krembeni WAIT HOW DID I NOT REALIZE
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Real shit
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Saviors is betters then American Idiot (Album wise).
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Mindless Self Indulgence is a shitty band. Everyone cheer for my obvious opinion
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Bro why’d they suspend kerplunk???
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@OscConfessions The whole OSC to pen:
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@honey Shame on me then
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@dannybl4ze @LuciferDecides That’s very wrong The word “ratio” does NOT start with S and does NOT end with N!!1!!1 /j
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@uxiedust Me knowing one of those 900 is me:
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People have a problem with this?? How is half of the Smiling Friends fandom homophobic??
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I wish all of the smiling friends community was like this guy
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I’m wearing my dookie shirt🤤
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Doing a moot hunt If you fw any of these things moot me👅
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Man fuck the Kendrick drake beef All the ogs know the Green Day blink beef
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Cheshire Cat the album
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Girls want 1 thing and it starts with a C
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God DAMMIT Kerplunk stop calling me!!
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“When we were recording ‘Insomniac’ our manager told us we’ve made a skipless masterpiece, but we remembered we’re independent people and kinda rebelled and added a skip on it.” - Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day) on their- I’m just fucking with you Insomniac is a masterpiece
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@EGA_Kaaa You are now based
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@nosioG @DylanJo2007 @WembyCentral Attack helicopter jokes in the big 2024😒
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@zooted_neco_arc @HomeAloneMeme What the fuck did you do
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“Unfollowing spree, reply to be safe!!!!!!”
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No that’s.. That’s American Idiot…
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@cs_deathmatch Oh sorry that was me I farded and the building’s collapsed under the weight of my fard Sorry guys 😭
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Trump: Hey I love your music Billie:
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AGE CHECK!! I don’t care if how much older you are then me I just don’t want any 12 y/os following me!!
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@insane__dude @Yeetmundur @dinosaurs1969 Bro can’t handle getting ratio’d
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@watch_language Me to these people:
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@DesolateFriend @CallMeCarsonYT @uxiedust Do you even know the situation other then “omg!! He a pedo!!” 19 and 17 isn’t immoral What he did wasn’t ok but it wasn’t necessary pedophilia When were little kids envolved?
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@bluefolf @Lianulf125 They fell for Scott the woz I’m surprised
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Stop dickriding bruv
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@Nyasputiin It sucks that you have to drop this information, and I don’t know why people are claiming this as fake— maybe a scanned version of this if you have it in print would work? Again tyt and take care while offline :(((
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Killing myself
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you wake up as donald trump, what’s the first thing you’re doing
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@iFunny @XEXEEZY Incredibly real.
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Can we bring back public executions for people like this
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Hope emo musics dies cause of this fucking guy
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THIS is what emo sounds like in 2024?? Damn… emo really is back 😟
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Look at my lawyer dawg I’m going to jail😭
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Offendingeverybody if it was actually good
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Yo final challenge: give me actually good internet My WiFi router:
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Lolicons when I send them a detailed drawing of their credit card with all their credit card information on it (suddenly it’s not “just a drawing”)
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#promotwt reposting cause I forgot some stuff😭 Moot me if you like any of these
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No Patrick, sex is not the best thing ever.
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You just can’t.
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