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@DismalJellyfish
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10 months
Multiple brokers caught by FINRA stealing millions from retail by forcing over 5 million retail customers into share lending while keeping the profits. 1/4
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@DismalJellyfish
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2 years
@GameStopNFT This has sparked a great discussion amongst frens and I have been recommending cold storage wallets. Would love to be able to get hardware wallets like @Ledger or @Trezor at @GameStop , and would DEFINITELY buy a GameStop hardware wallet in the future in a heartbeat!
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@DismalJellyfish
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3 years
Mrs. Jellyfish likes Mario Kart and has been asking about a Switch. I have a surprise for her (us) 😊. Ordered online this morning and @GameStop had it at our door 2 hours later.
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@DismalJellyfish
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11 months
Friday night of Halloween news dump special? @ISDA issues a credit event for Country Garden Holdings, triggering a settlement of any credit default swaps...
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@DismalJellyfish
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3 years
Can someone please pinch me? I won an @nft2040 giveaway! .4 ETH, 2 @nft2040 Genesis Crates, and @BYOPills APOSTLE #1875 WOW! Locked and loaded for the Beta and high-quality trailers dropping soon! There's still time to get your crate for the 1st 3D Battle Royale Shooter for NFTs!
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@DismalJellyfish
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11 months
NSCC Alert! New Haircut schedule APPROVED by the commission & effective within 60 days of 11/8/23. Why? IDIOSYNCRATIC RISK!🧵⬇️1/13
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@DismalJellyfish
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10 months
@peruvian_bull This is the same Instinet caught by @FINRA for late reporting issues in connection with at least 26 BILLION events from November 2020 through December 2022 that is still not fully remediated... These guys suck!
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11 months
DTCC: A Protocol Activation Event has occurred. ISDA Determinations Committee: a credit event has taken place with respect to Country Garden Holdings Company Limited. Closed as per the final decision made by the Determination Committee. 1/3
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@DismalJellyfish
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3 years
@larryvc Hello and Happy Friday! Over at r/Superstonk, we are hosting an NFT roundtable next week (11/17) with @0xmons , @kingkaidev , and @KeramDesign on NFTs, their financialization, and the technology that powers them--would you like to join us?
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@DismalJellyfish
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10 months
Is a new bank failure incoming? The FDIC held a CLOSED meeting at 3:12 pm yesterday to consider matters related to the Corporation’s supervision, corporate, and resolution activities. 1/2
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@DismalJellyfish
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10 months
Considering these are retail accounts setup during the 'meme frenzy' how many of those accounts held @GameStop ? Not your name, not your shares! DRS! 4/4
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3 years
Gm! The @Immutable @GameStop @loopringorg news is exciting! A LoTR analogy: Immutable and other L2's are the 9 rings given to men, 7 to dwarves, & 3 to the elves (to prevent centralization & operations seizing up) with LRC as the one ring--binding them.
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@DismalJellyfish
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8 months
Gary Gensler: "Three years ago this week, ... the GameStop events unfolded." "part of this event related to market plumbing." "Many everyday investors lost access to the market at a critical time."
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10 months
After fines and restitution these firms profited $22,328,908.75 Well over 5 million retail customers were automatically enrolled to have their securities lent and didn't see a penny form it! 3/4
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@DismalJellyfish
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3 years
I am blown away. Pepe frag started as a joke in Disord, 4 hours later @nft2040 is teasing a sneak peek, and now it is in your wallet if you're a genesis crate holder! How can studios that have more layers of bureaucracy than @nft2040 has genesis crates possibly keep up? LFG!
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8 months
In what appears to be a change to prevent what caused the 'sneeze' from happening again, Options Clearing Corporation's new idiosyncratic threshold rule set to be published in the Federal Register 1/25/24. Comments due by February 15th.
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11 months
Reuters: FDIC is probing former First Republic Bank directors and officers with the possibility of imposing industry bans and fines.
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@DismalJellyfish
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2 years
@GameStopNFT Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
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@DismalJellyfish
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10 months
4 brokers brought in $8 million, $2.5 million, $2 million, $12.5 million lending retail's shares and shared none of it with their customers: SoFi Open to the Public Investing, Inc. SogoTrade, Inc. (SogoTrade) M1 Finance LLC (M1 Finance) 2/4
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10 months
Forecasts suggest $1 in every $4 dollars to be spent online this holiday season, with expectations of 9.4% annual growth in online sales while @ryancohen drives a pivot from brick-and-mortar to technology driven sales. 1/7
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@DismalJellyfish
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8 months
@GameStop Rejects Shareholder Claims, Debunks Heat Lamp, and Fully Supports @Computershare 'Plan' For Shareholders.🧵🔽 1/19
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@DismalJellyfish
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9 months
In what appears to be a change to prevent what caused the sneeze from happening again, Options Clearing Corporation is looking to adjust parameters for calculating idiosyncratic margin requirements in times of extreme volatility.
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@DismalJellyfish
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3 years
How incredibly nice of you to potentially help someone score their first NFT, and a @hd_punks at that! Wow!
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2 years
@ryancohen Ser, how could they ever see this coming?!?!? /s
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11 months
FDIC Alert! 12/5/23 an OPEN meeting of the Systemic Resolution Advisory Committee to be held. The agenda will include a discussion of a range of issues & developments related to the resolution of systemically important financial companies. Buckle up?
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10 months
South Korean Authorities discuss Stock Short Sale Reforms. The authorities expect that these proposals will help to bring about improvements to the short selling system and boost fairness and efficiency in capital markets. 10 year bans are on the table!
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@DismalJellyfish
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3 years
Pointing the finger where it belongs 🩳🏴‍☠️😵
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8 months
u/WhatCanIMakeToday further digs into OCC's proposal to reduce margin requirements to prevent a cascade of clearing member failures. Sample comment letter also available in both links below for commenting:
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@DismalJellyfish
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10 months
Ringingbells over at r/Superstonk is tenacious about this and now has @dlauer talking about it as well: The ECP charges ARE THE EXACT REASON 100s OF BROKERS FROZE BUYING on JAN 28, 2021, preventing "the squeeze" & tanking stocks.
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@DismalJellyfish
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10 months
About those GME tokens... Financial Stability Board report: "Where regulatory requirements are not complied with or absent, fund management practices prohibited in traditional finance may be present in the crypto-asset space"
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11 months
The SEC is publishing Rule to Increase Transparency in the Securities Lending Market in the Federal Register 11/3/23. Effective 1/2/24.
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@DismalJellyfish
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2 years
@GameStopNFT @tobynft_ Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but waiting with all my frens today is a gift. That's why it is called the present.
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10 months
FINRA 'discipline' Alert! From January 2019-March 2023, @SoFi required retail, as a condition of opening an account, consent to their securities lending program. Two million+ retail customers were automatically enrolled. 1/5
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10 months
US Senators letter to regulators: "Banks have engaged in lending to private credit funds, are partnering with funds to actively arrange private credit deals, & have begun transferring risk to private credit funds through exotic financial instruments." 1/8
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9 months
Hey @gamestop and @ryancohen , you're asking me to keep holding and to further trust @ryancohen to invest billions of dollars and he's unable to show sufficient judgement to not hit send on today's now deleted tweet?
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SEC Alert! SEC Announces Enforcement Results for Fiscal Year 2023: 784 enforcement actions, obtained orders for nearly $5 billion in financial remedies, and distributed nearly $1 billion to harmed investors. 1/3
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Senators urge Fed to strengthen guardrails on biggest banks: "These banks should be using more shareholders’ equity to fund their risky activities, so that they – not U.S. taxpayers – are on the hook if those bets do not pay off."🧵⬇️ 1/7
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10 months
Among other items, CFTC Approves Swap and Derivatives Rules that would require clearing member funds be segregated from the DCO’s own funds and held in a depository that acknowledges, in writing, that the funds belong to clearing members, not the DCO. 1/3
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@DismalJellyfish
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2 years
I've been holding onto this secret forever... I'm proud and excited to share what I have been working on with Mrs. Jellyfish.
@obgyneth
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I've been holding onto this secret forever... I'm so excited to announce my participation in the @GameStopNFT Marketplace as a Launch Creator! I can't wait to share with you all soon. Thanks @GameStop ! Super excited for NFTs to change philanthropy and lives!
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@DismalJellyfish
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3 years
Really dig that @KeramDesign and @0xfoobar have me covered with an @hd_punks pfp for days when I feel like being a pirate in web3.
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Industry is 'big mad': NAPFM, MFA, and AIMA file brief challenging the SEC’s Securities Lending and Short Position Reporting Rules and request that both rules be vacated.
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2 years
@RSKAGY I said, "Yup" what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change :)
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10 months
CME/FICC Cross Margining Enhancements Implementation effective 1/22/24. Savings with Enhanced Cross-Margining estimated at ~80% to protect the clearinghouses while directly benefiting Citadel Securities LLC's ability for MORE leverage.
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@ButtFarm69 THEORY: A LoTR analogy: Immutable and other L2's are the 9 rings given to men, 7 to dwarves, & 3 to the elves (to prevent centralization & operations seizing up) with LRC as the one ring--binding them.Will update as more information comes to light.
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NAPFM, MFA, and AIMA sue to challenge the SEC's Securities Lending and Short Position Reporting Rules by filing lawsuit asking the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit to invalidate and toss out the rules. Industry is big mad!👇1/12
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SEC Adopting Security-Based Swap (SBS) Execution and Registration and Regulation of Security-Based Swap Execution Facilities (SBSEFs) Rules. Creates a regime for the registration, regulation, and oversight of SBSEFs & SBS execution issues.
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Ruh-roh! FDIC-Insured Institutions Q3 2023: Unrealized losses on securities totaled $683.9 billion in the third quarter, up $125.5 billion (22.5 percent) from the Q2 2023. Unrealized losses on held-to-maturity securities totaled $390.5 billion.
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2 years
@peruvian_bull On top of it all, Social Security benefits and Supplemental Security Income payments for approximately 70 million Americans will increase 8.7 % in 2023, Social Security announced today.
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@peruvian_bull In February, the purchasing power of $100 in January 2000 hit a new record low of $59.50.
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Senators reintroduce the Close the Shadow Banking Loophole Act, which would require nonbank companies that own an industrial loan company (ILC) to be subject to the same rules as traditional banks and close regulatory loopholes.👇1/9
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I've been holding onto this secret forever, an update... I'm so excited to to share more details about @obgyneth , a project participating in the upcoming @GameStopNFT Marketplace as a Launch Creator. Super excited for NFTs to change philanthropy and lives!
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ob-gyn.eth
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I've been holding onto this secret forever, an update... I'm so excited to to share more details about ob-gyn.eth, a project participating in the @GameStopNFT Marketplace as a Launch Creator, thanks @GameStop !
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An order issuing a stay has been issued for the Share Repurchase Disclosure Modernization Rule. The rule is now on hold due to Chamber of Commerce of the USA suing the SEC over the rule. 🧵⬇️ 1/4
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10 months
U.S. Senator Brown to Regulators: You Are Responsible for Making Sure the Financial System Operates Safely. "we know the complaints that are coming " "I trust that your agencies see these arguments for what they are: the same old Wall Street whining"
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@DismalJellyfish
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It's official: Federal Reserve Board announces the Bank Term Funding Program (BTFP) will cease making new loans as scheduled on March 11. The program is confirmed to expire but usage continues to rapidly pick up speed!
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@DismalJellyfish
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@jonstewart listening to your Twitter spaces, r/Superstonk would love to take part in the AMA you are setting up for Monday. We would be happy to share more about DRS that @dlauer spoke to and of course answer any questions you have about the sub's interest in GameStop!
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FDIC & Bank Fail Alert! Iowa Trust & Savings Bank, Emmetsburg, Iowa, Assumes All of the Deposits of Citizens Bank, Sac City, Iowa. The estimated cost to the Deposit Insurance Fund for this failure is $14.8 million.
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@DismalJellyfish
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3 years
I got a @ngmipandas crew going now! I minted because of the current whitepaper but especially the art. Now, come to find out in Discord, these devs are rug pulling us with a real roadmap and revealing this project has been months in the making. @nftspike @Cyberhorsey @NealOGrady
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@DismalJellyfish
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2 years
Brace yourselves, the @hd_punks @FloorDAO AMA with @0xfoobar is coming 5/23 at 5pm ET in the FloorDAO Discord. You can submit your questions in the AMA channel here:
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2 years
@0xfoobar Don't sell yourself short, a master at aesthetics too!
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FDIC Alert! Notice of Designated Reserve Ratio for 2024. FDIC designates that the Designated Reserve Ratio (DRR) for the Deposit Insurance Fund shall remain at 2 percent for 2024. 🧵⬇️ 1/5
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11 months
CFTC Releases FY 2023 Enforcement Results: 96 enforcement actions charging fraud, manipulation, & other significant violations in diverse markets, including digital assets & swaps markets. 1/2
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3 years
Hey, @nft2040 commandos, to celebrate the mint selling out and the influx of new users, @crypto_jiminy will be hosting a Twitter Space: NFT2040 Q+A: Beta, Cratesm & The Future Hope you can make it!
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How you know you are NGMI: @Cyberhorsey won't respond to your Christmas tree joke but @ngmipandas will post your meme without tagging you. #whitepaper #CraneJuice #battlecranes #battlecranes2
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NGMI
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3 years
@ryancohen , what do you call a pirate that skips college for Wikipedia? Captain Hooky! 🏴‍☠️
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S&P Global Market Intelligence: UBS is least efficient bank in Europe in Q3 2023. A hefty $785 million loss paired with a 91% surge in operating expenses due to Credit Suisse. Those Credit Suisse bags are HEAVY!!!
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2 years
@741trey Was talking about this over on superstonk, have seen this for other corporations but never a bank with what appears to be itself during all of this.
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@DismalJellyfish
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3 years
@PlatnumSparkles Half a BILLION dollars was DRSd in 3 months. Retail likes the stock so much it is buying and DRSing more than a million shares per month! 🚀🚀🚀
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2024 Update: Zero Reserve Requirements Continue for Banks. The Federal Reserve Board today announced technical details related to reserve requirements for depository institutions, which will remain zero for 2024...
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10 months
CFTC Seeks Public Comment on Proposed Rule to Amend Capital and Financial Reporting Requirements of Swap Dealers and Major Swap Participants. Comments Close on February 13, 2024.👇1/13
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@DismalJellyfish
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When exploits hit the fan, it's always good to know @hd_punks and ct can turn to @0xfoobar to know what's up. To revoke your token approvals :
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The Federal Reserve Board and Office of the Comptroller of the Currency fine JPMorgan Chase & Co. approximately $348.2 million for an inadequate program to monitor firm and client trading activities for market misconduct between 2014 and 2023.
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10 months
U.S. Senator Sherrod Brown to Banks: Higher Capital Requirements Protect Consumers and Taxpayers From Wall Street's Risky Bets. 1/7
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11 months
Hester Peirce on the SEC's New Conflicts of Interest Rule: "micromanages clearing agency governance in a way that is likely to divert board attention from key issues by focusing it instead on an amorphous set of stakeholders. Accordingly, I dissent."
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@DismalJellyfish
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2 years
I voted for @hd_punks in the @FloorDAO Emerging Collections Vote! HD Punks faces stiff competition but it is awesome to cast my vote in support of a project that is an extremely low-risk, high-upside, low-dilution addition to the FloorDAO treasury.
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3 years
Will have more in a post for r/HDPunks later, but first proof is in for the bobblehead based on HD Punks #3443 ! @hd_punks @0xfoobar @KeramDesign
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Gm @nft2040 genesis crate holders, are you ready for part deux!?!?!? Be sure to check your wallets as the @nft2040 team has been hard at work dropping goodies for the arena!
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I am blown away. Pepe frag started as a joke in Disord, 4 hours later @nft2040 is teasing a sneak peek, and now it is in your wallet if you're a genesis crate holder! How can studios that have more layers of bureaucracy than @nft2040 has genesis crates possibly keep up? LFG!
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11 months
As of 10/31/23 total outstanding amount of all advances from the liquidity fairy under the Bank Term Funding Program was $120,605,902,000. $3,132,539,000 (+$486,854,000 since September 30) in interest to survive another day...
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@DismalJellyfish
dismal-jellyfish
2 years
@0xfoobar If they ever bring 'celebrity death match' back, Jesse Powell vs Jerome Powell would be a great match.
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@DismalJellyfish
dismal-jellyfish
2 years
During recent market turbulence, it has been interesting to watch @hd_punks weather the storm through community and deflationary tokenomics. 🧵👇 (1/7)
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11 months
Citizens Bank & Freight Recession: A Banking Bloodbath? Failed Iowa bank (Citizens Bank) closed for bad trucking loans? Is a freight recession becoming a banking bloodbath?
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@DismalJellyfish
dismal-jellyfish
11 months
MOASS Prediction: anytime after 10/2. I used this example previously and I think it is apt to use again--calling out this is more akin to a tornado watch. Conditions are ripe for a storm, with the now implemented VaR getting 'teeth' in the form of revised haircuts soon™. 12/13
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@DismalJellyfish
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2 years
Hey @hd_punks a very merry unbirthday to you! Congratulations @KeramDesign @0xfoobar and the HD Punks community on 1 year of deflationary tokenomics! 135 $HDPUNK burned (so far) and the buy and burn turned over to the community via the Gnosis safe--HD Punks just getting started!
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10 months
The Canadian Securities Administrators (CSA) announces adoption of amendments to National Instrument 24-101 Institutional Trade Matching & Settlement reflecting the upcoming shortening of the standard settlement cycle from T+2 to T+1.👇 1/7
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@DismalJellyfish
dismal-jellyfish
2 years
'Fun' fact: between August 2017 and May 2019, Morgan Stanley reported approximately 9.6 million transactions in National Market System (NMS) securities without a required short sale indicator. Morgan Stanley's discipline? $250,000 fine without admitting or denying the findings.
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10 months
FDIC issues advisory to reemphasize the importance of strong capital, appropriate credit loss allowance levels, & robust credit risk-management practices for institutions with commercial real estate (CRE) concentrations. Replaces advisory from 2008...
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@DismalJellyfish
dismal-jellyfish
3 years
As @vestro said in Discord, the HD Punks Zombie floor is now 2 ETH. Who gets caught slipping on the floor and joins Dismal’s undead gang next? @hd_punks @0xfoobar @KeramDesign
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@DismalJellyfish
dismal-jellyfish
3 years
Woah this beauty ( @hd_punks #9926 ) picked up by a new holder via @LooksRareNFT for .6545 ETH. Talk about making a splash with your first HD--a super rare 1:55/10000! Welcome to the @hd_punks family!!!
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@DismalJellyfish
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3 years
Is it drs? Is it options? Porque no los dos? With shares drs'd, there are less and less shares available for hedging should options start spiking, correct? Imho, it's this 1-2 punch to achieve wombo combo. Thanks for coming to my TED talk and I hope everyone has an awesome day!
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@DismalJellyfish
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10 months
Prohibition Against Conflicts of Interest in Certain Securitizations prohibiting a sponsor of an asset-backed security (ABS), including a synthetic asset-backed security, that would result in conflicts of interest effective 2/5/2024.🧵⬇️ 1/5
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@DismalJellyfish
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9 months
Catching up: BTFP usage explodes & program end date announced, credit card debt jumps 17.7% in November, $28 million to whistleblowers, Uyeda new term, Korea punishes illegal short selling, GameStop NFT Project update, and much more!
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