π΅πΈ she/herπ millennial π€·π»ββοΈ 1D+solos, Swiftie, Mixer, Carpenter fan acct β’ 18+only β’ fanfic author by same name πΆ Seen H, Lou & N π No Liam Hate Here!
Pissed off about a lot of things but finding out that the boys own One Directionβ¦ And not Simon and they refuse to give him one any rights or licensesβ¦ Gotta love it π₯°
I just got off the phone with my dad, who managed several rock bands in his career and he told me that if the boys all have a 20% equal share, that means that any time any of them wants to perform songs recorded by the band, they are required to get *all five* to approve it.
Oli grumbling on the plane: βI carried everything in. I set it up. I even filled the buckets with rocks AND fixed the connection but nooooooo βLOUIS TOMLINSON is hero of Glastonburyβ¦β You just sat there smoking and telling me I was doing a good job.β
Can we appreciate that Sean himself NEVER brought up One Direction, on his own, for his interview with Zayn? He allowed him the space to tell his own story the way he chose - and include his boys when ZAYN wanted to. And he did. π
And I asked him I was like OK so itβs not some thing where if three out of the five guys agree the other two donβt have any recourse? And he said no. All five of them have to agree to it. Because nobody out ranks anyone else, it has to be unanimous.
Instead of a reunion, what if Liam, Louis, Niall, Zayn and Harry all just went on like a month-long lads trip and then we got a cute little documentary about it? Top Gear Challenge style?
@signofparadise
And whenever he goes on more traditional promo programs, you can tell there's a lot of time and honor dedicated to his other interests (bringing Sean his homemade hot sauce to Hot Ones, bringing Kelly homemade honey, etc.) bc he ALWAYS wants to be, no matter what, HIMSELF.
Petition for
@Louis_Tomlinson
to appear on
@firstwefeast
HotOnes with
@seanseaevans
so we can enjoy honest journalism and interesting questions from an interviewer who is genuinely passionate about his guests!!!!
Harry would want you to be kinder to others.
Niall would want you to be kinder to yourself.
Liam would want you to be kinder to your body.
Louis would want you to unapologetically be yourself.
And Zayn would remind you to not give a motherfuck what anyone else thinks.
@vanderrwaals
@rue_is_a_plum
They did! And then Mel B wrote her like a memoir and talked about it and Geri was super pissed because sheβs like happily married with kids now and apparently didnβt think that that was some thing they were ever going to tell people about and it was so much drama.
These damn Donny boys...
YUNGBLUD: My festival will be at this time at this place with these artists and tickets will cost this much. You're welcome. I love each and every one of you.
Louis Tomlinson: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA- figure it out, fuckin' loosahs. (but also i love you too)
Everybody wondering why the Styles family doesnβt comment on intense social and global issuesβ¦ The woman literally just made a post defending her sonβs haircut and everyone shit on her. Why on earth should she or anyone in that family ever feel comfortable saying anything?!
@lovexxbuck
I do wonder if somebody called around and was like βHey, I wanna play βCβmon Cβmon.β and they were all likeβ¦ βReally dude? No that oneβs all five or nothing.β
@Tomlinbucks
@babylove28_
Yes butβ¦ It would be like if Zayn came back to One Direction but they wanted us to call him Josh and pretend heβs not Zayn. π€·π»ββοΈ
LET'S ARGUE ABOUT FANDOM SHIT THAT MATTERS!!!
Best Larry era?
Feel free to legitimately challenge others in the comment. Whatever your answer is, you're wrong. Boo. Grrrrr. Manufactured fun drama!
I donβt understand how anyone is interpreting anything Louis said about WMYB negatively. All he said was that he canβt do βfun popβ at his shows the way Harry does & the song wouldnβt make sense with his current cool rock genre if he tried to change it soβ¦ π€·π»ββοΈ it seemed like
You see this face? This is the face of a man who has been VERY PUBLIC AND HONEST about his flaws and past struggles. He's ADMITTED that, due to trauma and addiction, he was a NOT a good significant other in the past and they "deserved better." HE said that. He's never hidden shit
@unrealshrike
@ladielabrys2
As someone whose father EXCITEDLY took me to several boy band concerts and sang louder than I did, this breaks my heart. Also, imagine how much sheβd been looking forward to going with him and he just abandoned her? Thatβs devastating!
βHere at One Direction, we like to celebrate love in all its forms! Love is love and we believe that love is something that should be celebrated with open arms.β π Harry Styles
HAPPY PRIDE!!!!
@TisTheDamnPhD
And that sick feeling of being stuck and trapped and not wanting to like HURT THEM and you feel like your reasons for leaving arenβt good enough π
I am dying over this just because of how much freaking work went into promoting TTPD and Louis is just like βoy! you chaotic hoes want a live album?β
LIAM PAYNE IS ONE YEAR SOBER!!!!!! FUCK YESSSSSS Anyone's who danced their dance with addiction knows what a HUGE fuckin' deal this is
@LiamPayne
I am SO PROUD of you and if it's not a soberthday and ya had a backslide that's fine too JUST KEEP FIGHTING BABYYYYYY!!!
@Swilua
Canβt help but think of American Dad where they attempt a trial separation and Francine runs into him at the grocery store and has to inform him heβs allergic to the toilet paper in his cart and he has to go get a different brand. His own butthole.
Can Louis just go on HOT ONES already so we can finally get some NEW INTERESTING interview questions that donβt throw the fandom into a wood chipper? thank you
I have to sign a non-disparagement agreement AND a physical injury waiver to take my kids to a jump park. You think they wouldn't make nearly a dozen women sign NDA's before they get to attend DONCASTER'S GREATEST JUMP PARK?!
Larrie follow spree again? 18+ Larries who are chill and relaxed and just try to enjoy life and not cyberbully strangers bc of different opinions? Share it youβre on board!
@arrtnem
@Felonious_munk
Yes! Like the concept, "is she REALLY a rude bitch? Or have you been socially conditioned to expect all women to be kind and warm and accommodating and this was just another person existing who had the audacity to not pretend to be a preschool teacher to another adult?"
Anyone else feel weird calling them anything other than βthe boys?β Yes I know theyβre all 30+ but saying βthe menβ sounds just bizarre. Theyβll always be βthe boysβ to me.
@thecindynoir
It is crazy to see that, for centuries, men have joked about not wanting to get married. "The ball and chain," metaphors about being trapped. Now, women finally have the freedom and independence to ALSO be honest about how we don't wanna be married either and now it's a problem.
@emilykmay
There is that delicate fine line between entrepreneurs who are GENUINELY GOOD at what they do and passionate about their industry and entrepreneurs NEVER shut up about βhustlingβ and βthe grindβ and βcreating wealthβ and βmoving up.β Like, you either talk OR walk.
@clhubes
I feel like the first two weeks are so easy. Like we saw a post of a woman who had been a mom for 10 days and didnβt understand what all the fuss was about and we all looked at each other like βyou mean when, typically, the baby just sleeps all the time? Thatβs the EASIEST time.β
@litafugere
IDK what state youβre in, but when my sister took my nephew in to change his name, the ex-bf/sperm donor was SUPER behind on child support and they basically told him to pay in full up to what he back owed or he had no grounds to contest and he chose to forfeit all rights.
I found 1D & this amazing fandom after my mother's passing in 2018 left me so depressed, I was considering leaving this world. IDK why, but in my darkest moments, they made me happy, made me laugh - and gave me a reason to stick around. I love them. They saved my life. I'm 37.
I'm sorry but is ANYONE REALLY claiming a celebrity going to another celebrity's concert is "attention-seeking behavior?!" LOL I'M SORRY WHERE WAS THIS ENERGY WHEN THE FOLLOWING FAMOUS PEOPLE SAW HSLOT?! If Li showing up for Louis rubs you the wrong way IN ANY WAY, unfollow me.
@nickiwithack33
Also, if he owned the name and their music, he would be within his rights to forbid the boys from performing the songs at their concerts. So no Night Changes Rock Version, no HSLOT βWMYBβ with sparkly bi lights, no βStockholm Syndromeβ at The Show
Iβll never be over adorably oblivious Liam recounting the story of a 3 am pillow fight w/ Zayn that ended in him pressing their foreheads together telling Z to βjust do it alreadyβ (meaning hit him.) And Zayn kissed him. But said he was just joking. And Liam justβ¦ told EVERYONE.
@TheDejaKing
@Tragedy_Andy
Blair Waldorf energy. βI knew you were a terrible person but I never imagined the WORST THING you would ever do would be something you did to ME.β
@ImogenLeewriter
Joe exotic finding out one of his employees just got her arm ripped off and thinkingβ¦ βIβm never going to financially recover from this.β
@Ceilidhann
Also, lots of therapist say that once they realize abuse is prevalent in the relationship they will stop offering a couple therapy because narcissists only use the tools they learn while in therapy to abuse others around them.
βLol why are full grown adults in this fandom?β
Almost every member of One Direction is 30 if not older and Taylor Swift is 34. Iβm begging you to shut up.
My head canon is that H stunt-dumped TR and fucked off to party with Lilo in LATAM and now mgmt is making him pap walk his ass of in the land of scooters and pasta so no one finds out.
So my husband finally gives a shit about IA and my hobbies and his only request is "Harry trying to sneak hot dogs into important meetings" so here y'all are...
@moorehn
@linsteadharmony
A waitress smiled at him at a private event and he rolled his eyes before complaining to the other celebrities around him that βitβs impossible to find any good staff at these things because everyoneβs a fanβ like DUDE just bc someone smiles at you doesnβt mean theyβre one of
Harry almost got canceled because he didnβt say the exact right things during his Grammy speech and was βtoo humbleβ like wtf? What on earth makes you think he wouldnβt be afraid to talk about the big things when everyone shits on him for THE TINIEST misspeak?
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@TheLuckyMia
There was a night in NYC when Harry Styles had a concert a few hours after Louis Tomlinson and a bunch of Directioners had to do a mad dash across midtown Manhattan at rush hour.
God bless my husband who has listened to me talk about THE. DRAMA. all day today. And he sits quietly for a long time before adding, "Okay but they've at least DEFINITELY watched porn together before."
"BABE THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"
He's worse than me sometimes, I swear.
"At your age? Aren't you embarrassed?" No. I'm not. If anything, I pity whomever cares about that sort of thing. One of the best things about aging is - if you're lucky - it teaches you to stop being concerned about what others think about you. You can just love what you love.