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Never sending my friends memes again
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Nobody and I mean nobody was a better deep threat than Craig Ostrander. Throw it up and he would just go up and get it. Played the game the right way.
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My bookie seeing my grandma Venmo me 100$ for Christmas
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Excited for the day I make enough money to where my whore wife buys shit like this
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Allow me to introduce the least funny most insufferable one trick pony narcissist I have ever seen
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@faulpinebaum3 Was he actually that’s pretty damn funny
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This shit is so corny and gay. Who the fuck actually cares
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Super nervous about the future of the burnerverse
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When I was a young lad I went to a UGA spring practice and walked right up to Isaiah Crowell and asked him to sign my football. He looked me dead in my soul and said “fuck off”
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If Lovett was a person
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I added 5 girls on Snapchat a couple hours ago and not one of them added me back
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Sorry my friend took my phone and lost 300$ on blackjack I’m not paying you
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A good man, a great running back, and an even better role model. The juice was a hero of mine and I would have loved to had meet him before he entered the pearly white gates of heaven. RIP to the greatest athlete our world has ever seen besides Patrick Reed #ripOJ
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I knew that little fucker was up to no good they got him on the flight logs
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@panicdawgs34 Body count 100% does matter
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Tywin Lannister had some crazy fucking drip
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What and I cannot stress this enough the fuck
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I wanna grab my beer but this ladies fat fucking arm is playing Cover 2 on it
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When I was a kid I didn’t wanna be a firefighter when I grew up I wanted to be Jango Fett
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If this guy played with the three teams Jake Fromm did there would be a big bronze statue of him in front of Stanford Stadium and if you disagree you don’t know jack fucking shit about Georgia Football
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one of those nights sorry ladies
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No one better than these 4. Funny, no politics, and genuinely know what they’re talking about without saying ridiculous shit for views
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Kicking my feet in the air like a fagghot when the girl I like Snapchats me back
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@panicdawgs34 Sounds to me like you bit the bullet and dated the girl your friends told you not too. I guarantee you that you’ve looked around a room before and picked out 3 people that have porked your girl.
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@panicdawgs34 You can doxx me from the hotel room chair in the corner of the room. It’s made for people like you
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Took a gay philosophy class thinking it would be about Socrates or some other dead boring guy and now I’m finding my self doing shit that Will Hunting couldn’t solve.
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Eat shit murdaugh, note to self if you commit a double homicide win a heisman and run for 2000 yards in a season first
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If I was Oppenheimer I would have dropped that nuke on Buckhead
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Revenge of the sith in the restaurant immediate 5 star rating
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@jaquies7 I know if I met you in person I would despise you
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My ongoing daily beef with Monkey King in Red Dead Redemption.
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Congrats to Patrick Mahomes, Taylor Swift, and Travis Kelce on winning the superbowl
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We’re in the endgame now
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Clocking in to my 9-5
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@bo_maxwell7 Welcome to the matrix chief
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Auburn lost to New Mexico State
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Once upon a time in Hollywood is a 10/10 film and I will never understand why it gets so much hate
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@CatsBy90Mil This trend became gay very quickly. Not even beating a dead horse anymore they are dropping atom bombs on it
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This new 8 episodes every two years format of tv is fucking gay. Your telling me I gotta wait over 700 days to see if this bitch takes the iron throne?
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Sleep well you sweet child
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Of course the loser celebrity Kendall Jenner came to Athens and not someone cool as shit like OJ
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Hawk Tuah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Man this song is awesome
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I want to drink beers with my dog
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I have never seen a kid that deserves to get his jaw turned into a puzzle with a right hook than this dude. Not just cause of his political beliefs but because he’s a giant pussy
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Best character in Game of Thrones and I don’t think it’s close
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@Bowltech139389 Redding Shaw spent his entire trust fund at the lazy shopper
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Edward Desloge
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Awful beat I had the over at 295
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Little too quiet in the Uber time to pull out the “you been busy tonight” card
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Deep in my bag like there are fries at the bottom
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Watching Love on the Spectrum and I think I’m actually worse with girls than these dudes with autism
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Commodore Norrington looks like he won Back2Back national championships and is now an alcoholic on the Rams
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Wish I could go back to September 10th 2001 and warn people of Redding Shaw being born
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Going from watching Georgia commit war crimes on Saturday to watching the falcons putting 11 retards on the field on Sunday is utterly hilarious
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500 million dollars or a dinner with Grandville
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Going through my old Xbox messages. This guy roasted the absolute shit out of me
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When I wake up I’m gonna eat some fruit to be healthy and then I’m gonna drink a bunch of beers and wrap my car around a telephone pole
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The sexual tension between my mouth and a shotgun barrel after this first half
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@NASAMAINE3 2 catches for 28 yards you will be serving me fries from McDonald’s when your cut from the raiders practice squad in 10 months
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Come on baby
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In a perfect world Nick Saban hangs it up and the new coach of the crimson tide is no other than Arthur Smith
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Never been a better Caddie then Willie Peterson
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Why the fuck do you wear a helmet skydiving how would that ever save your life if your plummeting into the dirt
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Just bought Kroger brand chocolate milk and about to watch Django, this is why we stopped the Nazis so I could enjoy freedom like this
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So excited for her to get back from Europe so I can avoid eye contact with her from the corner of the bar
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“God, please take care of Jermaine Burton”
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Not really sure what rock bottom is but my card declined today trying to buy a darth vader cardboard cut out and that’s gotta be pretty close
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Bring back the fullback
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Grandmas new 4Runner
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Holy fucking fuck
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No “uga fan” that has or could get a ticket and isn’t going to the game should cheer for this university ever again. These bandwagon complacent spoiled runts are ruining this fan base and it drives me up a wall. Go dawgs I will be barking at some fat racist bitch dressed in blue
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I’m gonna post some Peter Millar and yall will all fucking like it because your all witless sheep
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Love squatting behind my putt like I know what the fuck im doing reading the green when I don’t have a clue l
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About to start succession purely because it’s theme song is awesome anyone seen it
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Idk what Lank means but that shit is fucking gay and stupid
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And you say Sir when you address the 2023 Orange Bowl Champions
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Great work ethic, master of fundamentals, excellent free throw shooter with damn good family as well
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In a perfect world Nick Saban hangs it up and the new coach of the crimson tide is no other than Arthur Smith
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@ShawnFinchum What a witty, creative, original comment. Next stop stand up comedy
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Putting my fingers in beers hahahaha buckhead brigade is so gay hahahhahah bring the troops home hahahahah
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KD Johnson’s next team
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Dylan Raiola should be on the Mount Rushmore of DGD’s right next to Jamie Newman and Arik Gilbert
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Watch the 30 for 30 on Big Red it’s fantastic
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This is how I feel when I put in a zyn
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Rest in peace to the actual real one
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Rest in peace to a real one
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Come to daddy
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Carson Beck
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If I started a go fund me would y’all donate
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@GamecockWill69 Good morning to everyone except people that tweet shit like this
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First day of school and I’m not going cause I’m not a nerd
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Can’t believe Obi Wan whooped his best friends ass in front of his girl and people still don’t believe he’s the best Jedi
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@espn @espnW Was really hoping it would be OJ this year I mean he rushed for 2000 yards in one season
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Sending my roomates into the transfer portal they don’t clean shit
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My own brother, my own blood wouldn’t let me in his group for this class and now I’m in a group with a bunch of fucking losers that smell. This is my Pearl Harbor
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Hate when super hot girls post a 10 slide instagram post of gay rivers and shitty art work. We’re all here to see your boobs
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MyAI is my #1 best friend on Snapchat
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Holy fucking fuck
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National Girlfriend day is fucking gay and one day I will have a hot girlfriend to post for National Girlfriend day
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