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@DingBatDaniel

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1 year

Does anyone else checks X when they wake up in the middle of the night to pee? Cause I’m totally not doing that right now.

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@creepydotorg This should be given away free in some countries.

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@PicturesFoIder I can smell the divorce from here.

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@HowardMortman @timhwang Is she buying TikTok stock/options?

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@WomenPostingLs Three Doritos later: “Where are all the good men?”

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@EvaVlaar @DVanLangenhove Then they complain about the control state in China. 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@ClownWorld_ Thank you for your cervix 🫡

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@OliLondonTV From the creators of "No means no." now dropping "Rape is resistance."

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1 year

@ClownWorld_ Brags about her wealth. Proceeds to leave her economy class seat😂

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3 months

@Rothmus I just searched for “lesbian space witches” on P*rnh*b and it has more views than this movie.

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@WomenBeingAwful Been there...never again.

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@ClownWorld_ He now identifies as terminator.

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9 months

@stillgray I love happy endings.

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@growing_daniel She became hot the moment she forgot to wear a bra.

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@CollinRugg @WesternLensman @MarioNawfal @IAFsite How is it that they don’t think about their own people before embarking in a war against a much better equipped opponent? The hatred really blinds them.

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@ScottAdamsSays Mail in ballots have no other purpose but to commit fraud. The actual percentage of people that can NOT physically go and vote is so small that it makes absolutely no sense to have mail in ballots.

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7 months

@stats_feed New Zealand 99? Whoever made this was not there on the Covid lockdowns

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1 year

@0xgaut Also: Europe: I’m going to walk to the store at the corner of the street to get a snack. America: I’m gonna get in my car and drive 5 miles to get a snack.

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@Alphafox78 *Error 420: Brain Not Found*

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@FAFO_TV “I don’t need no men…” She literally needs a men to think for her.

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11 months

@NoContextHumans Parents to the kid: “I’m gonna pretend to give him a blow job and that’s when you open the door and come in”

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@ClownWorld_ So brave…they can just get another copy.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 His mind just went: Hooooooolyyyy shiiiit!!!!

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11 months

@ClownWorld_ This is why nice people turn sour.

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@ZubyMusic The heard pressure is strong and many succumb to it. Having your own opinion is scarce and valuable.

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@OliLondonTV The only talent she has is playing victim.

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11 months

@WomenPostingLs Rule #1 : seek attention at all cost.

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5 months

@crazyclipsonly Bear spray comes in handy.

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6 months

@elonmusk @cb_doge @neuralink Just imagine having zoom on your eyes. 🤯

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10 months

@ChrisJBakke Take a shit while doing a zoom meeting at 4x speed.

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11 months

@KimDotcom Both Biden and Zelenskyy will retire multimillionaires thanks to the hundreds of thousands of deaths.

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8 months

@stillgray “ Yayyyyyyyy.” “You go queeeeen. Let everyone on the internet know so that every high value man will avoid you like the plague you are.”

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@NoContextHumans He went to Mexico and came back with incredible stories about a horse.

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6 months

@Rainmaker1973 I don’t think 3M would try that in a small town.

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11 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 They’re taking their lawn back! Elk rights are human rights! 🤜🏽

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1 year

@libsoftiktok “Being gay is not gay bc we say so and it benefits us”

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@WomenBeingAwful Don’t be that guy…pretty sure there were red flags.

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@cctvidiots Can’t imagine taking one hit of whatever Snoop smokes. That must be strong af.

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@Rainmaker1973 Literally nobody dreamt about this.

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@stillgray At least he knew the risk. Some people out there drinking 5,6,7 energy drinks and thinking it's all cool.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Fancy kitchen. Perfect for someone that never cleans their own dirty plates.

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@WomenBeingAwful How about gifting him a new wife that appreciates him?

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@cctvidiots Mom three hours earlier: “those edibles ain’t sh*t”

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8 months

@libsoftiktok The whole gender identity thing is a way of showing you have nothing of meaning going on in your life.

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1 year

@stillgray How many activist do you need to change a lightbulb? None. They’re too busy emptying out the shop

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@ClownWorld_ Cultural enrichment at work.

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@Rainmaker1973 Collect it…to proceed to spill it all over the floor.

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@WomenPostingLs They’re horrible drivers.

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@FightMate People will say it’s hate. But why do they have to pray in the middle of the F road?

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@Alphafox78 This is the dress I’d wear after eating a bean burrito so my farts are free to spread.

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1 year

@FoxNews "We have an old tradition of pedophilia"...🤦‍♂️

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@MrAndyNgo An anti-america protest in what was once an iconic American city. The disruption in the left-run cities keeps advancing.

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@s8n To turn on and off his old non-remote-controlled TV.

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@s8n Religious people telling me there’ll be an eternal life in church, where no fun can be had.

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@TPostMillennial activist refuse to march where it actually matters

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@ayeejuju How can anyone say this is not a slave owner with his slave?

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@TheInsiderPaper Politics. The only job where you get to keep your job by lying, deceiving and killing.

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@libsoftiktok @IsraelWarRoom “It takes religion to make good people do horrible things.” Christopher Hitchens.

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@stillgray It’s all feminism until the Bill had to be paid.

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@InternetH0F A still remember that average looking girl that carefully watched me pass by her 12 years ago.

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@PicturesFoIder When they’re filming: “I’m the main character” When they’re not filming : “look at all the creeps”

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@ClownWorld_ This is what “top down” decision making looks like.

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@Rainmaker1973 Portugal showing how to do it right? Legalize it!

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@petrogustavo A la mierda el metro…la OEA???????

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@catturd2 I would pay for a Livestream of Biden's reaction to this interview.

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1 year

@Alphafox78 How is this chart applicable to almost any situation?

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@stillgray Shouting “I can’t breathe” as if he was in a shouting competition

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@fopminui @PicturesFoIder The men died 30 minutes later.☠️

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@RadioGenova “It takes religion to make a good person commit heinous crimes” Christopher Hitchens.

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@FightMate Who gets the skin that fell of the fried chicken.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 What’s your job? I crash drones against electric cables.

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@sentdefender Houthi claim they striked Santa's carriage and heard Rudolf calling for backup.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Those puppies go catatonic when upside down.

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@OliLondonTV Bet they would not burn their passport or go to their "beloved" Palestine.

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@s8n Guy literally has the Homer Simpson closet.

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@s8n Boss: “Now smile and work, bitch.”

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@stillgray I’m not posting people stealing my packages, I’m posting my packages being escorted by people.

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@AlexFinnX @Evinst3in Now you can zombify kids 10× faster thank to Apple Vision.

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@PicturesFoIder If the people in the car don't care then why should she care?

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@TrueNorthCentre Tell that to the people that got their bank accounts frozen!!

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@ClownWorld_ Jack-in-the-box customer service is popping.

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@Alphafox78 Viewership of the miss universe will drop as it stops being a legit beauty pageant and becomes a virtue signaling show.

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@CreepyOrg Gonna start freezing mines for future generations.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Dave Chappelle.

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@Rothmus Norway identifies as a dictatorship.

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@ButtrubbishTm @AEONde @tuneh @ClownWorld_ He was offended even before she replied😂

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@WomenBeingAwful McDonald’s always wins.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The turkey: “Have you ever heard about our lord and savor trululululu?”

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@ClownWorld_ That man is just making sure he gets every last drop of electric juice he paid for!

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@Alphafox78 New fully robotic McDonald coming soon to California!

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@RadioGenoa Who would have thought that importing people from a violent, morally incompatible country would turn out to create a violent, unadapted group.🤦🏽‍♂️

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@SeduceCleopatra Be always on the hunt. Once she sees other women be interested in you, the game will change.

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@stillgray America is not in NATO to defend other countries, it’s in it to have control of other countries.

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@ClownWorld_ As a teacher she were to identify as lesbian and do a show right in front of the class then it would be totally normal and she’d have not lost his job.

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@PicturesFoIder I’d proceed to ask him if he wants to leave a 20% tip.

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@stats_feed My mind immediately: “And his name is John Cena 🎺🎺🎺🎺"

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@torrenegra Never trust anything that “calls itself” anything.

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@VigilantFox Why would you raid his house and not catch him at the same time?

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@AMAZlNGNATURE That’s how I get out of bed every morning.

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@CatchUpFeed Welcome to the Islamic Kingdom.

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@FAFO_TV Congratulations!! You just won a trip to the hospital to get a rabies shot!!!

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