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@DillenMasawi

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Dorcas Moyo watching Inter Africa and CAG buying new buses;

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

When Sho Madjozi decides to do farming.

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4 years

Being broke can make you think you're an introvert.

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3 months

SADC: Let’s go to Waterfalls Government:

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2 years

Hopewell when he finally catches Linda 😹😹😹

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

Abuda pa Al Jazeera ndiwo madhiri kwete zvekusona hembe dzakanzi Hatiperi

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

Zimbabwe is no longer safe! Someone broke into my car to leave mudiwa's book. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

Zimbabwe National Army getting ready to go to Ukraine:

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

A Zimbabwean will buy a car for $3500 and try to sell it for $4500 five years later 😂😂🙌🏽🙌🏽

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

Today marks 2 years since i lost my mum to cancer. She never got to see me finish school which she single handedly put me through. Sometimes it feels like a bad dream & I'll wake up and call her. It's cliché but if your mother is still around, cherish every moment with her. ❤️🕊️

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

Kakapedza ma CALA here aka?

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

What we see vs What Susan sees

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

Breaking news; A car has just fainted at a local gas station after hearing the new fuel prices 😭😭

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

No more "kindly find attached my application letter and curriculum vitae" i started a new job today guys 🙏🏾, God is great.

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

What Johnny Depp did on Pirates of the Caribbean can not be topped! Rt if you agree

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

Guests at Meikles Hotel right now 😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

They grow up fast guys 😂😂💀💀

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

I won't have a baby till i can afford a car for my wifey. Ever seen how women with children struggle in public transport?

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

You're not Zimbabwean enough if you've never had this 😂😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

1 year

Mbuya vangu varikuti zvinhu zvanaka magetsi haachaende nyika yagadziriswa. I'm not risking her messing up on 23 August so ndirikupota ndichi dhingura magetsi pandinoenda kubasa 😂😂😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

The president is always commissioning new Zupco buses but pa road tinongoona ana Lofombo vatajaira. How come to you?

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

Mukoma Terry vanhu vamakasiya havana kuvharira huku, ndasangana neimwe tonaz 😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

These are the most annoying Zimbabweans right now!

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

Hillary Makaya has been 21 years old for the past 6 years bro

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@DillenMasawi

7 months

Funniest sticker i have seen in a while 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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3 years

😂😂😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

When you see grown men and women boarding an open truck to go home kuchinaya just to save that 50 cents you'll understand how messed up our country is 😭🙌🏽

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

Today marks a year since i lost my mum to cancer. She set her dreams aside so i could achieve mine and single handedly put me where I am today. Everything I am and will be i owe it to her. If yours is still alive cherish her because nothing comes close to a mother

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@DillenMasawi

1 year

I stopped wearing this hoodie when a hwindi shouted "uri kuenda here VLC " 😂😂😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

Nguva ino tave kusiira comrade Riki Rosi

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

We've been badly affected by poverty zvekuti we think kutenga chocolate it's gay 😂😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

I'm here to finish the twar #NIGZIM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

There are traffic accidents. Then there is this 😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

This thing of not having a wife at this big age is very childish.. happy 26th birthday to me!!🍻🥂🍾🍷

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@DillenMasawi

1 year

Michael Magz trying to apologize to Holy Ten 😹

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

Went to Toyota Zimbabwe looking for a small part for my power steering, they said they'll need a week to have it in stock. Kwa Gaza there was a guy with a sack full of those parts 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

Mukoma Terry chidzokai, honai zvakuitwa huku na Hatiperi 😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

Shut up and make money kudiiko imi muchidya mari dzemusangano

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@DillenMasawi

9 days

Muri kutsvagwa na Ngoni shefu, imi mese nemukadzi wenyu

Barack Obama

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From tackling climate change, to expanding access to healthcare, to protecting democracy, our newest class of @ObamaFoundation Leaders make me hopeful for the future. Learn more about them at .

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

Rare picture of Penzura leaving Village Six

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

Passion Java angori Madungwe ane mari. 😂💀

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@DillenMasawi

7 days

Ko ukapfuurwa neve parks nhai? 😂😂😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

Zesa and Econet network leaving at 6AM

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

😂😂😂😂iyi ingori Navara ine body re Benz

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

I don't mind dating an ugly person but my friends guys, my friends! 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

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@DillenMasawi

7 months

Today marked 4 years since i lost my mum to cancer, you can never heal from such pain. Frame 2 was the last time when i saw her fit when she was going for chemo i was a semester shy of finishing college and she never got to see her dream fulfilled😞. Fly high mama 🕊️❤️

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@DillenMasawi

8 months

Job Sikhala listening to Mnike for the first time 😂💀

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

She said mabhonzo angu achamuka, not ma Bonds 😭😭😭

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@DillenMasawi

2 months

People in staff buses pa Zimpost looking at pedestrians;

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@DillenMasawi

1 year

Michael Magz: Aiwa Kim huya tichinjane dakumbogarawo kumberi kwe Range

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

"....passion java records...." Me: ⏭️

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

And i thought my VID experience was bad😂

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

I had to buy mineral water in Pick n Pay Joina to get a receipt...if you know you know 😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

Gave this slay queen a lift and she was suprised when i asked for the fare instead of her number 😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

The English in my head VS the English that comes out of my mouth.

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@DillenMasawi

2 months

Nelson Chamisa: God is…. Zimbabweans:

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

When my mother in law asks for a picture

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

Dear Altezza drivers; overtaking you doesn't mean i want to race.

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

I think this is reasonable guys

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

Acting surprised when you get a plate kumba kwevanhu is a critical life skill!

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

In Zimbabwe having a big ass can take you further than a degree

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

How Winky D is releasing tracks from the album:

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

Roki is the only artist in Zimbabwe akapera ka 2 😹😹😹😹

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

That one star on the Zimbabwean flag is actually a rating

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

Pizza inn should cut their pieces equally, we're tired of fighting kudzimba.

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

Sanitizer hasn't brought us this far, it's God.

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3 years

Pentecostal pastors and their spouses on church posters and calendars;

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

The part on Tiktok vs the full song 😹😐

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

White wedding in Zambia 😂😂😂😂 #ZimZam

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

kuzvida kunoita vanhu vekuma NGO vanenge vari muma Landcruiser! 😂🙌🏽

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@DillenMasawi

5 months

"..she should wear something fashionable like a bikini...."

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@DillenMasawi

1 year

Dhuma dhuma ne mota yekwana Mai Titi 😂💀

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

My roommate once removed all the labels from my tinned foods and I spent the whole semester eating suprises 😭.

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

How my generation slept on 24 December🎄. Rt if you can relate

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

I wish you had lived a few more months to see this day. You had me at 21 & put your dreams aside so that i realize mine & it was tough being a single mum . I dedicate this degree to you Mai Dillen , your social worker has finished. Everything I'm & will be i owe it to you ❤️

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

"android is trash" starter pack.

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@DillenMasawi

3 years

Vasikana vacho vakubata mishonga normalize praying gents🙏🏽

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

When you want to pay lobola for Sho Madjozi.

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

If your phone's fingerprint is at the back, you really need to work hard this year 😂

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

Incase you think your life is boring : teachers go to school from the age of 5 until they retire 😂😂

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5 months

Shadaya looking for single mothers to insult 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

To us vakambopfeka school shoe pa civics day 🥂

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

Besides "ndikudzoka mamanje" what other statements are used by Zimbabweans when they can't afford something?😂

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2 years

Hanzi he was buried at night because vaida kuona kuti ma headlights e coffin akushanda here😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

What song are you dedicating to the guy overtaking?

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Michelle Obama after seeing that tweet;

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😂😂hanzi he's relocating because twimbos now know his address

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

Some men have an irrational fear that women are going to use them for money they don't even have 😂

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@DillenMasawi

9 months

Silas

Call_me_Cymbah🦁 🇿🇼

@SimblexD

9 months

Ndimi makaenda ku Private School ,Mavende anonzi chii in English ??

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3 years

Harare girls hanzi murikubhadhara ma photoshoot ne clito-currency ka imi? 😂😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

Cerelac is recommended from 6 months and up. Ndini "up" wacho!

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4 years

Incase you are having a bad day just remember ZBC is going to pay for that shitty jerusalema video they did 😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

Welcome to Zimbabwe where people write provisionals with their cars parked outside

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@DillenMasawi

1 year

What Hatiperi sees as worldwide

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

A picture of Mambo Dhuterere in primary school since he claims to be 26 years old 😂💀

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@DillenMasawi

1 year

Munhu ayi hire vasikana vakanaka ku Chicken Inn anenge akadzingwa basa chete .

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@DillenMasawi

2 years

Welcome to Zimbabwe where mota ya 2016 is called new shape

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@DillenMasawi

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At this point, ZIG is performing better than Holy Ten 😂😂😂

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@DillenMasawi

4 years

Do women ever sit and think "yeah apa ndaita dzungu"?

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