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Just a guy who loves orcs too much. 🔗s: 🟦☁️ Neeul 🤸 OrcBardNeeul Avatar by @mushketeery Header by @aniuskie

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Neeul🍈 but Skips 😼
4 years
Neeul, an orc bard in his mid 20s. He knows over a hundred classic orcish legends and war songs, and he would be happy to share them. When he sings of legendary dead orcs, he summons their spirits to cast his spells. He may not like stereotypes, but he *is* a bit of a flirt.
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The manga-ka of My Son is Probably Gay built up the courage to come out to his mom thanks to the support and feedback from the fans. I-😭
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Instead if writing your OC's description like a normal bio, consider one of these fun formats: •Wanted Poster •Dating profile •Track List (w/ made up song titles) •SCP entry •Yearbook entry •Yelp review
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Does the IKEA instruction man count as a himbo? •Does traditionally masculine job •Struggles with understanding instructions •Let's be honest: kinda thick
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Sassy Skips Sketch by @Bactover by way of @furfightfriends
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1 year
Roth and Barrens have some trouble trouble seeing eye to eye. They don't disagree, they just literally have trouble seeing eye to eye. 🎨: @Racesolar
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You know how some nights you're just stealing some cursed artifact and next thing you know, you're involuntary bonded to a demonic spirit who forces you to carry out his bidding in exchange for dark powers? Skips knows that feeling. (🎨: @fwflunky )
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How unfortunate. 5 bum hands in a row, leading to a total defeat for Scorn and Fydes. Somebody check that deck. (Fydes belongs to @Orcanist 🎨: @eggipus )
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Neeul's immovable rod can protect him from falling, but he's still vulnerable in other ways... These used to be posted as a thread, but I wanted to consolidate them into one post. #NSFW (🎨: @KupoKlein )
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Neeul finally figured how to get people to stop saying that his pants don't look good. Do you think you could pull off this armor? (🎨: @Axelwarriorvs )
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😼🩳👟 🎨: @mushketeery
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Sometimes at home, Gus relaxes by processing some extra paperwork. He isn't on the clock, so he doesn't need to adhere to Guild dress code. May as well get comfortable while he works... (🎨: @Ruslorc )
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Meet Hiroto (博人)! In his past, he was a legendary adventurer who saved the day many times and did many quests. Nowadays he runs the guild Neeul and company contract for which makes him Gus's direct boss, but he'd much rather spend his time in the tavern than actually managing.
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I found a list of "joke/useless magical items" but somehow these 3 really good and useful items were mistakingly included.
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@yoshi12370 Even aside from the thigh gap, why is she leaning so far forward? Her height compared to Mercy's doesn't even seem to make sense unless Mercy is like standing on a box.
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Ok guys you had your fun at Neeul's expense and we all had a big laugh. Could somebody please help Neeul down now? I think his arms fell asleep. ...Guys? ...Hello? Oh geez. #NSFW
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Before he left the castle, Scorn would pass his long, lonely days out in the courtyard, training in all sorts of combat and fighting techniques. It was hot and tiring, but working up a sweat helped distract him from the feelings of isolation. [🎨 by @HazeXP ]
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"L-like this? This can't be necessary, surly there are barbarians who wear proper pants?" Scorn has to infiltrate the Barbarian's Guild for a quest and he isn't too keen on the disguise Neeul arranged for him. (and the answer to his question is of course No) (🎨: @deaddweight )
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Kicking this week of #NSFW art off with Scorn. He's a little nervous, but clearly still excited. (🎨: @Ruslorc )
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@GeckoBara The real benefit of a barbarian's Unarmored Defense is that clothing damage has no detrimental effect on game play whatsoever. In fact, one may even call it the main reason to become a barbarian. (🎨by @GeckoBara )
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Barrens finally found a good spot to set up their stuff. Stop offering to help him even out his sunscreen, he said he likes it like this. (🎨: @Midnight_Orbis )
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Neeul brought Scorn down to the local hot springs, but he's having trouble enjoying himself… 🎨: @syrupmancer
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Have a very Barrens Briday! (All pics by @/neo_kajatrash)
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So you liked Neeul's performance? He offers private lessons sometimes. Meet him backstage and he'll really teach you how to bang. Commission by @Juggermelon
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Neeul is giving Scorn a pair of helping hands to help show off his two best assets. (🎨: @Juggermelon )
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No thoughts, head empty. Warlock Skips is on standby mode and awaiting orders from his patron. It might be a while though. (🎨: @fwflunky )
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"Today, I've cataloged over 200 Orcish ballads, warsongs and legends and I will rank them according to number of heroics performed, cultural significance and something I like to call "The Slap Factor". (🎨: @KorgIronclaw )
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"Sir, I think you've had enough already..." "Enough? We're just getting started! Another round over here!" Hiroto treated the rest of the guild employees to a hot spring, but he's getting a little carried away. Hopefully Gus can keep him in check. (🎨: @hyaku1063 )
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@Orcanist Alternatively: "Its at a location 20 minutes away from you. You'll get it in 6 days"
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Barrens showing off his dual wielding skills against some particularly rowdy lumber. (🎨by @GeckoBara )
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Orctober? You mean summer is already over? Oh geez Scorn kept hiding in the changing room for so long that everyone's already left the beach without him. (🎨: @GeckoBara )
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"Excuse me, I'm here on official Guild business. Please step aside." Gus doesn't like having to pull rank, but it does seem to open a lot of doors for him. I wonder why? (🎨: @VelikanArt )
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Shocking! Exclusive footage captured of the elusive creature, long rumored to be living deep in the woods. The being, believed to be a “firbolg” by experts, appears to be...running errands? 🎨: @syrupmancer
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Neeul invites Scorn to the local hot springs for a day of rest and relaxation. Can you tell Scorn's never been before? Art by @syrupmancer Go check him out!
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Good morning and welcome to a beautiful Firbolg February. Gus will be with you in a moment, he was up late doing extra paperwork to prepare for this month's festivities. Just let him finish waking up and he'll be good to go. (🎨: @neo_kajatrash )
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New Gus avatar courtesy of @Racesolar just in time for #FirbolgFebruary
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Barrens and Roth spending a quiet afternoon enjoying each other's company. (🎨: @thegearlic )
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When you finally tell your normie friends about your interests.
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Barrens might not talk but his Pride outfit is more than loud enough to get the point across. (🎨: @neo_kajatrash )
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Good News: You survived the acid trap. Bad News: Your clothes did not. Good News: Your boyfriend offered to lend you some of his for the trip back to camp. Bad News: His fashion choices leave...a lot to be desired. 🎨: @QuietScrappy
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Bards have to be careful because sometimes saying the wrong thing can accidentally cause untold psychic damage to their friends. Or maybe that's just a Neeul problem. (🎨: @syrupmancer )
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What did Neeul see that has him like this? Submit your answers below 👇 (🎨: @Fdolagaray )
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Never forget.
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The only thing better than one Gus...is two Gus! Amazing gift pics of the boi by @AceAximeck and @Racesolar
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Hex maniac this, Lass that; Street Thug was the only pokemon trainer class who ever mattered.
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Oh no. Neeul's gotten himself in quite a predicament. It seems like he's ok for now, but let's check back in a few hours and see how he's holding up. (🎨: @KupoKlein )
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New #Housamo update means new spites to edit. As good as Hombretigre is, I hope Hephaestus and Talos get some alt outfits in the future too.
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The many reflections of Gus 📔Original Guildclerk you all know and love. 📔A timeline where he was never adopted and grew up alone. The lone firbolg protector of the forest. 📔And...Cowboy Universe. (just kidding its a Halloween costume) (🎨: @Racesolar )
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Name a bigger downgrade. I'll wait.
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Orcish Conflict Mediation Techniques
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Brigadier Thrash found himself in urgent need of sous chefs and recruited two fellow orcs off the street. Unfortunately for him, Neeul and Brex aren't anywhere near as handy in a kitchen and may need some help themselves. (🎨: @elizaCommission , Brex: @Orcanist )
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Got this great Gumshoe from @nomifuki 's patreon. Go check it out and support him!
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"Why is this form taking you so long to fill out? Its only 9 pages and you've barely started. You seem to be especially distracted today, is something wrong?" (🎨: @VelikanArt )
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"Armor repair while you wait" my ass. It's been like 2 hours and that gnomish blacksmith hasn't even started on my gear. There goes my afternoon. 🎨: @Dark_N_Swampy
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Introducing the latest adventurers in town: The Gob Squad. They're a crew of swords for hire and they guarantee much better results than any crew lead by dumb orc bards. They're essentially a recurring mini-boss team tbh. They're also a throuple. [🎨: @syrupmancer ]
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For week 2 of #FirbolgFebruary we leave our normal Gus, and visit an AU. In this timeline, he was never adopted and thus grew up by himself in the woods. This Gus guards the forest and leaves paths for travelers, but they can be confusing & overly complex. (🎨: @Said_The_Saisio )
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Beautiful new Pride avatar of Neeul courtesy of @LutroDraws
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Another amazing request pic from @nomifuki this time of Beowulf! Please go check out his Patreon and support him!
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It's been a while since I've fought a green dragon, but I'm not going to make the same mistake as last time. I drank an acid resistance potion and I- 🔥🔥🔥 GODS. DAMMIT. (🎨: @VelikanArt )
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A few months in the making, but I've got a whole buncha headshots from Racesolar's patreon. A whole bunch of beautiful boys, and also Skips is here. (🎨: @Racesolar )
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"Hey barkeep, you hear any rumors about this quest we're on? Legends say somewhere in this town is an enormous chest, said to be hiding an equally impressive blade." "Looks to me like you've already found him." "Huh?" (🎨: @FENWOLF_ )
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Neeul is ready to hit the beach to soak up some sun, savor some sand and scope out some studs. (🎨: @SoftestBeef )
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@JennyENicholson The real question is did anyone watch the direct to video animated sequel.
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Neeul found a new favorite restaurant, but I think it's more than just the food and drinks that have him coming back everyday. (🎨: @Syrupmancer , Phyll is from Red Dragon Inn 8 by @SlugFestGames )
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Did you Know: Gus used to be on the wrestling team back in high school. He still has his old uniform, but it's a little bit tighter nowadays. (🎨: @horrorbuns )
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And next up we have a special performance by Neeul and Gi'll! Huh...you know, something looks different but I can't place my finger on it. (🎨 By @syrupmancer Gi'll belongs to @angryspacewolf )
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Neeul drives a hard bargain, but when Charisma checks don't work, that's what Dex saves are for. (🎨 @tredlocity )
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#UbiE3 :"Dont leave yet, We're not done! We've got 30 minutes of assassin's cr-" Me:
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Ok hear me out...I may be willing to admit I have an addiction to making #Housamo edits, but I think I got most of it out of my system.
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Made an alternate design for the new Pokemon champion's outfit.
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"May I have this dance?" Second of 2 commissions from @SoftestBeef
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