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@DianeToucan
Diane Toucan
2 years
President Donald Trump #TrumpTaxReturns He gets a pass from his worshippers. He lives at a luxury resort and pays less taxes than this guy who sends him $25 a month so he can continue to live at a luxury resort. That's how you know it's a cult. 👇
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#NotMyPM Dear UK - at first we were all worried when we saw the news. But imagine our relief when our own Princess daughter-wife, another stable genius, informed us it was United Kingston. That's over there by Whales. Bet you wish you had the Trumps.
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Happy Birthday Melania Your husband is in court for crimes arising from cheating on you with two women.
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#MAGAMorons think the Olympics performance is embarrassing and mocking God yet they worship that scum of a pvssy grabber, thief, liar, convicted felon and rapist . That's how you know it's a cult.
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#TrumpSlump Trump thinks he should be impeached. 👇👇👇
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Kirstie Alley is the Scott Baio of Dean Cains.
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The Trumps
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#ZelenskyWarCriminal Trump freed 5000 Taliban terrorists plus their leader and his #MAGA cult think that's great. Then they drag Zelenskyy. That's how you know they're a cult.
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@dvillella @realDonaldTrump Nor does Canada. B/c of Trump's incompetence, the U.S. has the worst per capita stats in the world: deaths, cases, % of population tested.
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@DrBarbG @ChristynRoyce @LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @realDonaldTrump @AriMelber Ditto. I couldn't stand Duh-bya while he was in office but I never doubted his loyalty to U.S vs Russia. My gawd!
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Truth Social $DJT
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#J6CoverUp Tucker Carlson was right in his emails - his audience are gullible idiots he can lie to for stock prices. He cherry picked a few minutes of footage and now his audience believe this never happened. 👇
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4 years
President Biden knows Guam is not a foreign country but you #MAGAts keep banging on about Dementia Joe. 😜🤣👇
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did you guys see this 10 second clip of @mtgreenee at CPAC?
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Truth Social The millionaires who got Trump's 2017 massive tax cuts and the Republicans who voted for this bill are not affected by it. They're not sharing any of the pain. How the hell can anyone vote for these people? 👇
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#MAGAMorons The morons who live and die by crowd size actually went and antagonized the #Swifties
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2 years
Homeland Security Committee Great way to honor the 9/11 victims' families . @SpeakerMcCarthy Greene claimed 9/11 was staged and said "so-called planes" hit the towers. Then you put her on the Committee. Every reporter needs to challenge you on it.
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Marjorie Tayor Greene claimed 9/11 did not happen --now the GOP has put her on the Homeland Security Committee. Today's GOP is a threat to our nation's safety!
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BREAKING : Malia Obama did not meet with Russians and then lie about it. That was someone else's spawn.
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5 years
Hail to Pitt needs to protect that vaccine. 1. A Kushner shell company is knocking at the door trying to buy the technology 2. Trump will take credit for discovering it at his daily reality show rally .
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@judme @RoseLapote @outofcontroljb @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump "Nobody can believe how much I have failed. Everyone is saying it. Believe me!"
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@Weemech @usebrain24 @nicksortor @GuntherEagleman Oh FFS. Large state fairs sometimes run 10 shuttle buses. So do concerts. You're naive and you're desperate. Trump lost. Get over it.
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79% of Americans are embarrassed by this POS.
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7 years
#BringBackObama Here's what the treasonous orange assclown has done to the US world standing. 👇
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#GQPClownShow Tonya Harding? I thought it was a yowling shIt gibbon that escaped from the zoo. 🤔
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#shooter Trump is calling for violence telling his cult to fight. What a horrid person.
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2 years
Charlie Kirk deleted this tweet.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Arrest Diaper Jr for inciting insurrection.
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Five Guys Trump falsely accused the Central Park 5 AGAIN after they've been fully exonerated. Disgusting.
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2 years
The idiots who thought Kevin Bacon was MAGA are the same idiots who think drag = pedophilia. Here's your drag queen 👇
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump NO. He does not. Stop telling your worshippers this lie. We voted Trump out. You are gone in 15 days.
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Endorse Trump if you want manufacturing to go back offshore.
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#MAGAMoron The #TrumpCult is a good place for sexual predators to hide out and commit their crimes and/or be excused. After all, the God they worship laughed and bragged about sexually assaulting women (pvssy grabbing).
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2 years
Whelan was captured while Trumpy was in office sucking up to Putin. Trump didn't even acknowledge it at the time, never expressed outrage, never even mentioned Whelan's name...until now when he has to use him for a political prop.
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#MAGAmeltdown If Bill Gates didn't pay taxes and bragged about it the cult would lose itandxwant him locked up. Trump does the same, and they excuse it and think it's great. Same with cheating on all 3 of his wives. Excused. That's how you know it's a cult.
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Vote for Grandpa Tell him he won and give him a desk in the prison convalescence wing. He'll never know the difference.
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2 years
Mr. Trump lost again. 🤣👍 After 2020, the midterms, etc. he must be so tired of all the winning.
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1 year
Free Trump..... from living at his luxury resorts on the backs of his idiot cult while he tells them he's a billionaire and they believe him and feel sorry for him.
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#IStandWithTrump Trump paid off his mistress who he had sex with while his 3rd wife was home with their newborn. Trump lied to and cheated on all 3 of his wives. Diaper Jr. lied to and cheated on his wife too. No wonder they hung out with Epstein.
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3 years
@CNN @GovHowardDean This is effing lunacy. An "assault" weapon is not for self defense or for hunting. It's for assault. It's designed for efficient mass killing - mowing people down.
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Endorse Trump and your memory is too short.
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Sarasota Floridians should demand their reps go back to DC and fund hurricane relief.
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#DonTheCon Don't you just hate it when you 'misplace' $240 million of your cult's donations and you didn't even "Stop the Steal"? Such bad luck! 🤪
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MAGA Republicans
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Diamond & Silk Diamond and Silk Where's your proof? Get a list of names of the deceased and read off the names of the fake deaths. Their grieving loved ones would like to know they're still alive. FFS why are these dumbasses a thing anyway?
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#J6CoverUp Donald J Trump The Trump cult are fawning all over Tucker Carlson and now the Dominion lawsuit exposed Carlson's texts saying he hates Trump. Suckers! 🤣
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@FoxNews FuxTV worships this guy but thinks Brian Williams is crude.🤪👇
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#TrumpCult Bannon ripped them off. Trump pardoned him for it. And the cult still trust Trump and send him money. JFC.
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Howard Stern is correct. Trump would never allow his voters on his property. The $200k membership keeps these folks away from him.
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@DiamondandSilk Talc and Burlap think Gates is out of touch but they idolize this 😜😄👇
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Trump's Speeches From the standpoint of water.
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LMAO. Only Trump would be arrogant and stupid enough to order his fools to delete evidence subpeonaed by the DOJ and then cite the Presidential Records Act as his defense. 😄
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The Trump Train is as mighty as the wall he PROMISED all you suckers he'd build. 😄🤪
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#MAGAmeltdown When Gym Jordan and McCarthy investigate the Jan 6 Committee they're going to have to prove that Pelosi refused National Guard help as they have claimed. Looking forward to that. 🤪😄
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Jenna gets farted on yet again 👏
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#shooter Trump would NOT be as decent as Biden is being if the situation were reversed.
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Vote for Grandpa
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@DonaldJTrumpJr @EliseStefanik @abigailmarone The funniest thing about Jake Tapper is that his whole family is not under investigation for financial crimes and tax evasion.
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@kurteichenwald @FoxNews @GOP Did they already cover last night's Secret Society meeting? 😁
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Benedict Donald Mary Trump . @DonaldJTrumpJr Trump is a lying sociopath. He signed this into law and then he broke his own law.
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Dear Attorney General Jeff Sessions & Gen Kelly: the volume of leaks are proportionate to Trump's constant #LYING That's the core problem.
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@NotAChaunce @combienDUtemps @realDonaldTrump @SarahHuckabee @foxandfriends @FoxNews He'll be on the potty tweeting all morning then it will be time to leave for golf weekend.
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#shooter Remember when Trump and his trash family made fun of Paul Pelosi almost being killed?
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4 years
I thought President Bush would go down as the worst in history. He's 100x better than what's in office now.
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#MyPresident didn't do this 👇
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Trump White House TRUMP. LOST. He made history though. So many firsts. All the winning. 😜
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@the_resistor @realDonaldTrump How long before he goes off on SCOTUS? 😄 I bet he called his 3 appointees this morning and pressured them.
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@srauer20 @Resa_Two @PuestoLoco @pacelattin @realDonaldTrump Met w/ Sessions & Wray yesterday to see if they can help defend. Now he's at Trump Tower deleting files & shredding docs in case of FBI raid
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#TruthSocial Trump only hates China when they finance someone other than him. Lying hypocrite.
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@mc_lens "Be careful how you perch on that ledge cousins!" 😊
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Barack Hussein Obama The worthless 78 year old felon chickened out of debating VP Harris just like we knew he would.
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Trump to DOJ #TRUMP2024ToSaveAmerica Trump could order the decimation of the twin towers just like Bin Laden did and his idiot worshippers would still support him and send him money. That's why they're a cult.
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Donald Trump Jr. Big surprise. The cokehead who can't earn a paycheck unless it has daddy's name on it is a racist POS.
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#GOPClownShow Don Jr testified that $240 million donations Trump got from his cult to overturn the election has magically "disapperared". Yet MAGA continue to send Trump, the "billionaire", their hard earned money. 🤪
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@owillis I heard it! 👇 "Can anyone hear us? Did you see Rudy's fucking hair dye melt?" and then laughter.
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@realDonaldTrump Debate schedule was set a year ago by bipartisan. Cuban is right. You're afraid to face Hillary.
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#MorningJoe Debates Dark Brandon: "I hear you're free on Wednesdays." Lol.
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Geraldo and the vast majority of vaxxed/boosted breakthroughs are not taking up hospital beds and resources. THAT is the point compared to the selfish idiots who refuse the vax. 👇👇👇👇
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@DrRobDavidson @morethanmySLE @VP Great job holding Pence accountable. Get every patient and their families and friends to vote!
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Big Statement by Donald Trump What a nutbag. Trump belongs in an institution.
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@TeamTrump @realDonaldTrump Trump cares more about saving the symbols of slavery than he cares about saving American lives. COVID is ravaging our country and Trump makes it worse with his rallies.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr @ProjectLincoln @gtconway3d @TheRickWilson @SteveSchmidtSES @reedgalen All five of daddy's lawyers just quit him because he wanted them to lie for him but you go ahead and keep banging on about sanctimonious. Everyone looks to the Trumps for the moral high ground. 😄😜🤣
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@edodonnell8 @judme @RoseLapote @outofcontroljb @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump And fraud. This type of fraud usually garners prison time. That's why he wants to stay in office and be protected by Barr.
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@erik_lehtis @frgroenendijk @persistmom @GeoffRBennett @LACaldwellDC @frankthorp @POTUS Trump refused to release his tax returns so "very rich" is debatable. To whom is he indebted is the question.
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Trumpie Steve Bannon scammed Trump's voters out of $25 million. Their names are not on bricks in a new wall and their money is gone. Trump then pardoned Bannon for ripping off his own voters. Yet they STILL worship Trump 🤪. That's a cult, folks.
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@realDonaldTrump Nobel Prize Not Impeached Won popular vote in addition to Electoral college Academy Award nomination
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#shooter Trump didnt give a damn when his goons erected gallows and tried to find his VP so they could kill him.
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Donald Trump Jr. says mass shootings are a mental health problem - which is an admission that daddy is responsible for the crisis. . @DonaldJTrumpJr (Stay off drugs kids).
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100% True. This is not a gun problem. This is a mental health problem. This is a social problem. This is a cultural problem. This is a spiritual problem.
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Nepo baby Don Jr. never had a paycheck that didn't have daddy's name on it and never lived more than a few miles from daddy but he's an expert at EVERYTHING. 🤪Plus.....the doosh doesn't fall far from the bag either.
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#MAGAMORON Trump's tax cut for the wealthy raised taxes on everyone making less than $75k starting in 2021. How many of you morons were at his $200k per ticket millionaires' gala at Mar a Lardass when he told you this? 👇
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#TrumpIsTooOldToBePresident PeePaw wants to go back in time so we'll send him to languish with his worthless fat felonious ass parked in his double wide golf cart at Mar a Lardass. #WeAreNotGoingBack
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@RonnyJacksonTX Red flags = sexual misconduct and drinking on the job.
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#MAGAMoron and #MAGACult Logic: "This picture of Ted Bundy sitting by this woman was just released . He's not killing her in this photo. That's hard evidence that he never killed any women. Arrest the prosecutors!"
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@OANN @realDonaldTrump Georgia announced recount completion this morning. Trump lost again. 👍
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@RepMTG @Walmart . @Walmart Family Values Marge would rather the children in your stores see a poster of her pretending to massage Trump's genitals. This is the wholesomeness Marge demands.
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@petedako @anders_aslund @jgownder @NanetteHB @anneapplebaum Putin's orders to Trump were to destabilize the country and to ruin relationships with our allies. Trump is obeying his boss.
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